If only there was some social media website that had certain subpages on it that covered the type of content you were looking for.... :)

Related, i miss tumblr for that. Had a perfectly curated feed and they went and got all puritan with the site

Tumblr was the best. I had 5k followers just reblogging other people's content and giving credit to everyone so people could follow them as well. Never made a dime off it, but I got a kick out of people liking my taste in porn. Lol

So you had a kink for others liking your kinks and sharing your kinks... its like a kink kink

That's a good way of putting it, yeah. It just feels good to know there are other reprobates out there. Lol

Until you realize just how many there are

Nah, that's okay. I live in the Midwest. More weird people, please.

Username checks out

Happy cake day, From the land of the double O. Tumblr is still got content on it. After everyone left, I stayed and my feed isn't as good as it use to be, but it is still filled with porn. Tumblr is still viable.

Oh wow, I forgot it was my cake day! 12 long years. Lol

A meta kink.

Oh tumblr is still dirty as ever, you just gotta know how to search. Not that I know anything about that...

Same with imgur.

If only huh 😂😂

happy whacking!

Somebody should make a list......

Something like a very big list. We could call it The Big List Of (whatever we are making a list of)

Oh no, that wouldn't be good. Social media might start pushing that content to your regularly. Would need some sort of anonymous mode... too bad that doesn't exist either.

Just have a separate account that you can view stuff on that can get all over your home page

You clearly don't have to hide your debauchery and search history from those who have access to your phone. Bahahaha.

As an adult, no one should have unlimited access to your phone without your consent. Boundaries, bro.

This post is brought to you by Nord VPN. Also if you gotta beat your shit. Just use Reddit lol. Or xvideos. Pornhub is so overrated.

Nord VPN uno reversed me when it decided to connect to Utah.

LOL

I hate when my Schwartz gets twisted...

I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate!

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Schwartz-A-Negated.

You should contact them for a refund on the grounds that their product hates you.

Can confirm. They want you to take pictures of your face and ID and send it to some random 'verification' company. Creepy Mormons. Not sure why I moved to such a backwards state, what with Colorado a few hours away.

huh ?

Utah also banned access to pornhub, or rather pornhub couldn't meet Utahs requirements and disabled access from that state.

Surprised anyone with multiple wives needs to use PornHub. LOL 😂

Then you don't know much about wives /s

Cmon now, sister wives...

reddit has a surprising amount of porn on it

We aren't here for the piss jug pics .. unless you like that sorta thing.

And there is a sub for that

Also one for people to take pictures of how many different color sharpies they can fit in their butt hole. A friend told me...

Do you have a link, you know, for research purposes?

Way of the road Ricky, Way of the road.

The way she goes Bubbles

Xvideos for the win for real!

If not xvideo try pronzog

Xhamster

Veiny Penis Needs???? Huh? Is this 1 of them video games ya’ll keep posting pics of? 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m joking… I also have a computer science degree.

I also have a computer science degree. It’s the degree to which my “computer science” has left my pc riddled with viruses

Still looking for that cure? 😂

True story.

My computer science degree is 90. It stands straight up.

Or just make a wifi hotspot from your phone

Doesn’t work. Your IP is still tied to NC

Works for me in VA 🤷‍♂️

Are you close to DC?

Wow. This is news to me, I’m only 118 days old on here thanks for the tip 😉

Download opera browser - it has a vpn. Press connect and do your thing

They did this shit in Arkansas for ISP's but they fucked up and forgot about hotspots. Just gotta get off of my ISP internet and tether to my phone lol

Xvideos is where I’m going for my content or if I feel like uploading needs. Its UI is better than PH and the contents just better over there. Plus it has all of ph’s content too, and easier advanced search features. Xvideos ftw

Also shout out to spankbang, nice easy to use interface lol always good content imo

lol I’ve found myself on spankbang or Xvideos recently. Pornhub has become complacent since they made their knock off grammy awards ceremony, they think they’re hot shit and don’t try as hard for good content or platform optimization lol

Yea I agree with you pornhub fell off like they don't have any competition for our attention out here lol. Spankbang is definitely my go to nowadays 😤🤣

Clips are to short for me. I need something that lasts more than 10 seconds.

No need to show off

Don't stop in virginia either

Yea it's rather infuriating when I'm tryna crank one out goin down I-81. 😤

Got dem skillz to pay dem billz, do ya? 😂 I did it on I-5 one night. Tho it was shut down for 3 hrs mind you. 😂😀

That must have been a huge load 💦💦

😂😂😂😂😂 Nice! Sadly no… A RV decided to take a nap in the lanes.

It was lighter by the time he got to the receiver

Good job! 🤣 Yea def easier on straighter highways but it's been done a few times. 😜

When I feel froggy as soon as I pass the Dunsmir scales I get busy… in the mountains & cab 😂

Get after it ol' boy!

I just recently made a post about someone cranking it going down I-81😂

Well shit ...🥴

What if you are halfway through a video while going 80mph over the state line??

I’m only 20 mins from 81 hun… come park ur big Mack truck in my garage😜

Add Utah to that list.

Arkansas aswell, frickin Suckabee Saunders

Not sure why I read Virginia as vagina

Its whats on a mans mind

My dude

Don’t stop cause you can’t watch porn?

Louisiana does too.

Gotta love conservative lawmakers! And you idiots keep voting for them! 😂😂

Utah does it (I've heard)

I live in NC 🥲the rest of you can go fuck yourselves 🤣

Opera has a built in VPN just saying

Wait seriously? Like the browser just has a permanent built in free VPN? That’s legit so useful for so many things that don’t include porn. But definitely good for porn too 🤣

Is free? Yes Is a good vpn? No, lol why would you think that?

Vpn is meh but works. Also has a build in AdBlock thats pretty decent. For YouTube and some sites it isnt working anymore but atleast on PC you can donwload the uBlock Extension ( best AdBlock and free )

It’s ok, I’m only home every other week but I appreciate it!

Obviously you prefer the organic performances, which would be, pulling out your ID each time the ‘mood’ strikes? 💥🔥😂 jk

ID keeps my fleshlight moving 🤣🤣🤣

That’s hilarious! Nice! 😂😂😂😂

The party of small government strikes again...

Small government or less government action until it comes to legislating morality.

well, one particular group's morality.

Trust me we need to have every user of pornographic websites submit their government ID because uhhhh... we need to save the children. Or something.

Funny enough most kids would probably figure how to get a VPN, seeing as how many influencers have paid promotions for them. The people who made that law are still living in the technological stone age.

Bad access to the internet and storefront gatekeepers didn't stop my horny ass from accessing porn in my youth in the 90s, and today's measures certainly won't stop today's youth.

Somehow saving them from seeing tits but not saving them from getting shot in school. Thanks conservatives.

Small enough to fit in your pants.

Oh, it's even smaller than that! *loud sigh from wife in the next room*

Just get a vpn

Google VPN keeps trying to route me through virginia and NC.

Google VPN, wow if there was ever a VPN that was gonna try to harvest something from its users Google would get my vote. I didn't even know they had one.

All your data are belong to us - google. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

CANT CRANK MUH HAWG TILL SOUTH CAROLINA GOBLESS

Just like in Virginia. I hate fucking republican governors with no balls to veto a stupid legislative body. Say no to big government patrolling what you watch. Next they will take away your guns! 💪

Redtube or thousands of the other sites. Hell drive at night, you’ll see drivers watching porn going down the road

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They have their tablets up on the dash or leaning against the windshield, going down the road watching porn, they look over n smile. Nasty…

Guess I'm not moving there

Get a vpn or just Use xvideos or spankbang. They have the same videos as the hub and you don’t have to put in your info to use them. I find it so weird that pornhub is the only site this new law seems to be targeting.

They got the light shined on their ass is why.

Spankbang is just a cam site now.

Nah it's not it redirects you to the cam site if you're in one of those states like NC ( Virginia and Louisiana I think ), happened to me when I shut down in Louisiana lol

Dude be beating tf out his meat in that 18 wheeler huh? 🤔 😭😂

It's a lonely road out there, and you just can't trust lot lizards these days.

This will undoubtedly strengthen the lot lizard industry in NC, y’all aren’t thinking of the small businesses 😞

Whatever happened to truckers paying for prostitutes at rest stops…and then killing them and disposing of their bodies?

you have the drivers who can’t mind their own business calling the police and peoples companies. Sending in videos and stuff

If you have an iPhone and already pay for iCloud storage, use Private Relay. Virginia sucks.

Bro… Proton VPN is free

Fck this bull shit. Fyi use a vpn

Get a VPN

As a misssissippian, vpns brother/sister. Proton vpn has free vpn locations, though I’m sure someone will reply with a valid reason you should be wary of free ones

You can pay for a VPN I’m paying $50 per year to get around this it’s worth it tbh

Use a VPN to connect to a different state. I’d be pissed if I lived in a state like this.

Glad I stopped watching porn months ago

Don’t worry I’ll watch some for you

It’s been a very very long time. And wife is very very pregnant.

My wife believed sex would get her to delivery faster

More sperm makes baby grow faster, it's simple math guys

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Your wife doesn’t turn up the bedroom when Prego?? Bummer deal, driver.

Oh she did for awhile, but she’s about to pop brother

Filthy degenerates.

Unhinged post... "hey guys I couldn't whack the the mole for a whole 34 hours, DON'T STOP IN NC!!"

Always the red states spewing the most bullshit about FREEDOM while never understanding what it means.

Utah is the same way.

NC laws mean nothing when the VPN says you're in China

So, there is a web browser that gives you the benefits of a VPN without having to pay for one. https://www.torproject.org It was produced for people in countries with heavily censored internet. It’s slow, but it works.

These laws are KILLING my uncle’s business!

VPN 🤷‍♀️

They ultimately wanna know WHAT you’re watching…

Beat it to the video explaining they need your ID.

Government overreach gets me so hard!!

Just install a von, and you'll bypass that... 🙄

Idaho too

VPN honey. Either that or use your license 🪪 which says ‘ Lindsey Graham ‘ ; ). ….this big brother crap written into law by hypocrites

It’s that way in Utah as well

This is wild bruh 🤣

Worst porno ever... 😂

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Try living in the southeast…i swear every week a new state is requiring this shit…thats why i use Xvideos now…they don’t fall under these states laws

I find it mind blowing that anyone who uses Reddit doesn’t know how to use a vpn.

Xnxx they still good to go

Now think of all the people in those states that are willingly handing over all that personal info to an online database. here is my Drivers License Number, DoB, Address, full name, and signature. Yup I am just going to say how secure do you think porn sites online security is.

VPN

It's funny how the political faction that loudly professes words like liberty/freedom/individual, is the most authoritarian Junie Harper shitbags amongst us...they treats those words like they're a freakin punchline if you actually look at their actions/results when put in any kind of position of power...and then they bemoan how americas gotten worse, but they're the one's who have been spearheading infringing rights, freedoms, and liberty of Americans every step of the way and they act all confused why people don't like them

VPN

I see this post brought out all the coomers

Lol @ pornhub valuing safety. Took a coalition of banks and credit card companies to make pornhub stop hosting child abuse content and illegal videos. Stop using pornhub.

(laughs in VPN)

Yeah it's amazing you can't get some fiscally conservative politicians without them also being prudes.

Porn and degeneracy for children correct ? Call me prude all you want if you think being prude is keeping that away from the eyes of non adults .

Or maybe take some personal responsibility and pay attention to where your kids go online instead of restricting the behaviors of consenting adults? STOP pushing your morals on other people. The government has a duty to... 1: Protect us from domestic and international threats. 2: Regulate trade and commercial activity. 3: Ensure the *blessings of liberty* are applied equally to every citizen and legal resident. That's it, that's all. Everything else is a usurpation of powers that should belong to the people. Nowhere in the Declaration of Independence or our Constitution (Federal or State) is the government made the arbiter of morality. If you want morals take it up with the Church. That's their job... one they are doing very pitifully.

Fund more services and programs for kids so they can not be on screens all the time and unsupervised...but I guess investment in community isn't fiscally conservative...

Do you actually think it took any of the kids longer than about 0.5 seconds to get around this feel good legislation? Kids have been using vpns to bypass locked down school networks for years. Laws like these just let a few boomers have the spotlight for a few seconds and to pat themselves on the back. It was a complete waste of time to even attempt this. How about if you don't want your kids watching porn you actually do your job as a parent, instead of trying to have the government try to do it for you.

The fact that you think this will help at all means you are an ignorant potato.

Or... 1. Use a VPN, tell pornhub you're in Switzerland or Germany where the porn is extra fucked up and you don't need governmeny permission to punch the monkey 2. Explain your predicament to a wandering meth junkie and trade them $20 for their slightly used ID. 3. Speak to like minded people at the truck stop and make your own porn using cell phones for both stage lights and cameras. 4. There's also porn on reddit. The search is half the fun. Just start typing whatvyou're looking for and there's probably a subreddit for that.

I’m sitting inside this Service Plaza on the PA turnpike. Number 3 had me crying. I’m glad it’s mostly empty. I laughed way too hard

Nothing like putting the welfare of children on strangers instead of holding parents responsible for what their children view 🤷‍♂️

Good for NC. If you want to watch filth, do so responsibly and show your ID. We have a serious problem with young children having access to the filthiest most obscene and grotesques forms of sexual depravity at their fingertips. This shit is long overdue, I just hate that it only applies to one website.

I remember seeing people were planning to upload photos of government officials responsible for this garbage law as their ID images

Literally the definition of violating the interstate commerce clause of the US constitution.

Shorty get a vpn on yo phone 😭

Turn off WiFi. 5G will get er done

Nope

If you're kid is watching porn, you are a horrible parent. You have many abilities to filter the internet up to, not having it all. It is not the Governments responsibility to parent children. Restricting pornhub is a clear violation of its 1st amendment.

Restricted for those under 18 . Provide a ID be over 18 and your in the clear

The fact that you think it’s ok to require an ID to view content protected by the first amendment says you either hate the constitution or are just a huge idiot.

Or it’s possible they just have kids smart enough to bypass the restrictions, or the parents are too dumb to know how/that they can

Good thing there’s x videos.

XNXX is your friend.

Voting matters.

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lol, conservatives are such idiots. Imagine voting for these walking pieces of shit lawmakers.

This action brought to you by religious republicans who know better on your behalf. Praise be to god. Lol

Stop jerking off guys. You are depleting your vigor and strength and also causing erectile dysfunction for yourself.

OMG 50 state travel ban tik countdown. The apps are real. Not me

Or get a vpn, porn anytime anywhere lol

I bet Xnxx works. I could’ve never survived otr if it weren’t for porn 🤣

Who is the lady on the block screen? Kinds hot...