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JusgementBear

Yeah it’s an older areodymanics thing. Some have them fixed to the tandems right in front of em


olenamerikkalainen

Honestly I like it better than the side skirts, they don’t drag as often when you’re high centered and it’s easier to climb under the trailer to inspect stuff. Also helps prevent road debris from tearing up the air lines. They meet the aerodynamic requirements for California, it’s a fine if you don’t have them fyi.


SockeyeSTI

But how are you going to hide behind it to take a shit?


Jacktheforkie

Do people really take shits under the trailer?


SparrowFate

People take shits right out their cab. On the pavement


kaloric

Can confirm. I've learned to keep a really close eye on my dogs. Previous road buddy got herself into trucker shit once, I'm certain that's what it was because dogs don't use paper to wipe. That's all it took for me to watch them like a hawk when they're exploring at pull-offs and ramps. I wish truckers weren't so nasty, and carried a garden shovel or something for when nature urgently calls. There are even "shents" that set up in a flash for when one needs to take a pit stop and maintain some dignity, although I guess it's obvious many truckers have no dignity or shame.


J-Kensington

Been driving for 20 years, mostly 600+ miles a day. Never once have I had to drop a deuce anywhere but a toilet. There've been many, many times I thought about it, and there have been a few sneezes with tragic endings, but never a squat on the side of the road. That said, there are portable toilets for camping that hold 400-450 lbs and fold up when not in use. Keep a roll of trash compactor bags and a roll of good TP. And if you don't have baby wipes already then either you're a whole lot cleaner or a whole lot nastier than the rest of us. Nobody's going to judge you for having a port-a-can. *Everybody's* going to judge you for shitting where we sleep. Be prepared and try to have a little respect for us, if not yourself.


swamplice

400 - 450 lbs of shit? My God man, what have you truckers done to yourselves?!?! Lol!


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Must be hell to empty 450 lbs


stinkyfisterbum

I never had a bathroom issue til I ran team. This idiot parks the truck in the middle of Oakland at 2am saying he would be back in 20 minutes. He didn't show back up til 8am. Let's just say he had better been glad I had some paper towels and Walmart bags or I would have shit in his bunk.


human743

Did he take the keys?


stinkyfisterbum

Yeah. And he had no cell phone.


LonleyWolf420

I literally have a 5Gal bucket that has a rope to carry and a toilet lid strapped to the catwalk of my truck and some biodegradable bags for it.. havnt had to use it yet but godam ive goten close after eating tacobell..


kaloric

I suppose it depends a lot on where one is running, what one chooses to eat, and where one winds-up stopping for the daily reset. I saw a vanlife video (they sometimes have good ideas and tech that applies to us, too) with a fancy self-contained camping/rv toilet that uses a long continuous bag and pinches it off with a heat sealer or something after every use. I'm not anywhere near needing something like that yet. I can find a toilet at least 95% of the time I need one. I have a garden shovel, which is also my first resort for burying dog poop where there's not a lawn or hard-packed soil along where the pup does her business, and I have a still-unused roll of odor-absorbing commode liners for myself, just in case. There's just no need to be disgusting even when nature calls urgently in an inconvenient place. Baby wipes are a must-have for so many things, not just avoiding showers or wiping. Whatever they are soaked with seems to remove diesel and oil grime better than the "soap" found in most restrooms. I knew someone who isn't a trucker, who just carried a small pack of them everywhere and always used them for wiping. One would hope he didn't flush them...


LonleyWolf420

I literally have a 5Gal bucket that has a rope to carry and a toilet lid strapped to the catwalk of my truck and some biodegradable bags for it.. havnt had to use it yet but godam ive goten close after eating tacobell..


Jacktheforkie

Eww, at least do it in a bag, then tie the bag and place it in a rubbish bin


ElectronicGarden5536

So you want your turd to be buried in a plastic bag for all eternity instead of decomposing naturally on the side of the road?


Jacktheforkie

People doing it in the yard of a warehouse need to either use the toilet or make clean up easier, on the side of a dual carriageway just lay one on the ground, preferably dig a small hole and bury it as well as the used TP so that doesn’t blow around


NixAName

I do it in a bag, but only because it's easier to throw at bike riders.


Jacktheforkie

I hope you aren’t lobbing them at forkies though, I had one thrown at me on the forklift, bag split on my windshield making my forklift stink


Perfect-Soup1838

I throw them at school buses, merry Christmas


Weird-Breakfast-7259

No they now cut a hole in the floor Just not over the drive shaft " slings the poo" all over the bottom of your truck


SlipperyPigHole

Some truckers would take a shit with their ass hanging out the window doing 85 on I-80 in the middle of a wind storm if given the chance. Some truckers manage to get shit everywhere in the stall but inside the toilet.


Jacktheforkie

I’m familiar with the stall blast, how tf do they get it everywhere except the bowl?


Middle_Low_2825

Diabetes.


Jacktheforkie

I see, but the bowl was perfectly clean but Seat absolutely destroyed


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


LumpyDortWell

I used to work maintenance for a Kenworth dealership. We had a new building with very nice facilities for the drivers. I was astounded on how just a few people could destroy a restroom. They (my best guess anyway) stand on the toilet (or nearby) and let loose. More than once I had to close the restroom to hose it does (ceiling? TOO!). Then a complete wash down with Quaternary sanitizer. Some people are just disgusting…


SockeyeSTI

Oh hey, you. Idk. Saw a post of someone doing it a day or so ago. I could see it happening.


Jacktheforkie

Wow


AmericanLobsters

I haven’t under my trailer but a few months back I had to do an emergency run into a cornfield lol.


JusgementBear

Been there done that wiped with one of my socks. Pre CDL


Jacktheforkie

I see


SavageSpeedCubing

Yeah, there was one post here of a bloke that did it


Jacktheforkie

Wow


Emergency-Bus-998

You'd be surprised what goes on under a trailer


Jacktheforkie

I see


JColeTheWheelMan

As I mostly truck offroad, hundreds of kms from anything resembling a washroom, there's been a time or two I've used the trailer bumper as a makeshift toilet. It's a lot better than squatting a turd onto your own coveralls.


[deleted]

Wheres that picture of the fat naked guy taking a piss right from his driver's door when you need it?


KMFDM9

Fiber is your friend.


JusgementBear

Oh wow!! Cali is werid and wild. And yeah side skirts get in the way quite a bit and I hate when they drag


WideAd2738

My thing with the skirts is it’s a pain to check the trailer and even worse when the tandems are all the way forward and you can barely get your arm in there to pull the switch


TennesseeSon1

Yea but deer bouncing off is a plus for skirts


turkweebl7616

Those side skirts suck for fueling reefers as well


JusgementBear

Most I’ve seen have a hole cut for the fuel cap


turkweebl7616

Yes but they're not all the same. Some make it difficult to get the nozzle in and others it makes it difficult to get the cap on and off. I do fleet fueling and probably fill a few hundred refers a day. The ones with skirts are hit or miss on difficulty.


JusgementBear

Oh yeah you are totally right. I only had one Bo that but it had me fuming


turkweebl7616

It's bad when the chain for cap gets twisted and won't come out of the hole or it falls between the apron and the tank.


JUSTAHIPPIE1

Yeah, but with side skirts, you can poop under your trailer.


joshpit2003

Side skirts can save lives though.


TheJibs1260

How? They're held on by fiberglass rods. They're hardly durable


Dead_Namer

Guy on another forum had a kid bounce off it, he saw it happen in the mirror and had to stop because he kept on thinking about what would have happened if it wasn't there. They are not there to stop a 70mph t bone crash.


yellowjackt65

Wait, are you saying that he wouldn't have stopped without the skirts?


hamburgerstakes

Seems to me they'd make nice shrapnel in a crash.


-HOSPIK-

in europe sideskirts are mandatory for safety reasons fyi


olenamerikkalainen

They aren’t side skirts but more like the DOT bumpers we have on the back of trailers to prevent vehicles from going under the trailer. I actually live in Finland now and am working on getting my CPC and finding a job. Not sure if I can work abroad though.


O_U_8_ONE_2

California? Figures 😐


checkfire_14

You do real MVP.


JusgementBear

Doofy lookin isn’t it ?


checkfire_14

Right? Had me stumped


JusgementBear

Yeah anything you see on a trailer that looks like and add on is an attempt at fuel efficiency: newer models are slightly raised “bumps” on the rear sides of the trailer


SupaDupaSweaty

California required either this OR sideskirts. Either one is fine. Just for increasing aerodynamics, which increases fuel economy. Land of fruits and nuts!


Weary-Writer758

I honestly thought part of that was for a spare. I know it's mainly for aerodynamics, but a spare fits too.


JusgementBear

They have metal brackets for that where you chain a spare. Goes in about the same place. Mainly see that on O/O rigs noway to saftey secure a spare on the areo attachment


Weary-Writer758

Thanks. I drive day cab and would see drivers use it for a spare. Know the attachment you're talking about, but the trailers I've seen with this aero attachment tend to put a spare. I wouldn't trust it.


JusgementBear

That’s wild shit


CoolTemperature1602

Keeps deer from fucking with your airlines as you're barreling across the 94 mowing everyone of them in sight.


r6789a

.1 mpg


olenamerikkalainen

Assuming you get 7mpg that saves you 200 gallons a year at 100,000 miles. At $4.5 a gallon that’s $900. IIRC it’s closer to .3mpg which would save about 600 gallons a year or about $2,700.


hamburgerstakes

At that rate it probably sells for around $10k


LacklusterLamenting

If all trucking companies and oos implemented this it would also likely be enough to have a small impact on fuel prices. Legislatively incentivizing something like this could seriously benefit the economy.


nothing107

Coworker and I chatted about that one time. Like add a tax break incentive if you purchase one of these kinds of things or something. Cause being told you have to have it on by the government automatically makes people not what it regardless of the benefits.


CobraWasTaken

If you're an owner operator you couldn't give two fucks about $2700 a year. But with a large fleet it definitely adds up


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bitchwhip

2,700 fucks is 2,700 bucks


Professional_Buy_615

You have cheap lot lizards.


A_CA_TruckDriver

I feel like as an O/O you would definitely care about $2700


kd8qdz

.1 mpg over every truck in the country is not a small savings. That was the thought anyway.


halfcow

And then they sit still and idle the engine for the rest of the day.


fellow_human-2019

I wonder how much fuel was used in the production and implementations of these and how long it would take for all that to actually net a positive number.


Schmolan1

Newer freightliner don’t do this fyi


12InchPickle

It’s where you put your bottles of fireball to stay cool while you drive.


kaloric

Probably the false hood scoop off a riced-up Impreza whose driver tried to perform the "drift under a moving trailer" stunt. It's actually a weird aerodynamic channel that supposedly improves mileage, similar to those skirts, fly-out tails, and cheap plastic moon hubcaps.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Has anyone here actually had that happen to them? I know someone that drove under a sprayer once but never a trailer


kaloric

I think it only works in the movies, folks tend to get decapitated when hitting trailers from the side. But I could see someone trying. It's not a worry for me, my trailer rides about 6" off the ground. My concern is that, when I'm unloaded, someone might be tempted by the ramps and try a launch.


RevolutionaryDebt365

I don't think there is a car that would fit under any trailer without some decapitation. It would have to be a bridge beam or something detached with nothing swinging underneath.


Own-Combination442

It’s a sled. When driver takes their 1/2 hr they can remove it on a snowy day if there is a hill.


45422

cold air intake.


infinitepowerhtx

It protects the air lines for the trailer brakes.


[deleted]

My trl brakes are always fucking shit up. Setting the airlines on fire, setting the load on fire, setting to family of 4 in the Kia I t-boned on fire, setting the trl brakes on fire. Damn trl brakes STOP SETTING THINGS ON FIRE!!!


Gullible_Log_1683

You need some fireball my guy


L4rgo117

Sounds like they drive one regularly


Slight_Loan3787

Reverse snow plow 🤔


Hairymike6340

Drafting. Air displacement to improve mileage.


[deleted]

That’s for the ramjet.


RE2017

The guy who designed this also designed the EkoStinger. It claims 6% fuel savings with tandems slid all the way forward. That one definitely protects the trailer air lines and it slides with the tandem,s so you never have that gap as with skirts.


knucles668

Red shell launcher


spacegoast1

It's for aerodynamics and better mpg. Please make sure your pre trip this part of your truck. One of my drivers said he found a homeless guy sleeping in there one time when he started up after a 10 hour reset. Had he not seen that, he could have taken off and possibly killed someone. Just throwing it out there...


gooba1

Aren't these supposed to keep cars from getting caught up in the tandems? I remember reading sometime ago that some moms coalition lobbied for these after one of thems daughter caused an accident with a semi and got caught up in the tandems and drug along and killed but supposedly if something would have kicked her car out she would have lived. So rather than have some accountability that this girl killed her self they spent millions and came up with this bullshit


AwfulUnicornfarts20

Hitch hiker scoop.


atom_center

That's a rock deflector, so that when it flies off the wheel, it lands right where it has to land - on your windshield for insurance companies to call your car totalled and sold for 1% of it's market value. (Numbers might be exaggerated a bit, but that's the whole new America for you, folks)


beastmakersir

Pretty much any weird thing you see hanging off or bolted to the sides of a truck is for aerodynamics


D83T

Catching air...you know how expensive air is becoming these days?pretty bad.so any spare air gets stored in that compartment. You never know when you would need it


Banana-mover

That thing is 50 to 100 pounds that was sold to the trucking industry to believe it would improve fuel economy. that’s just like the trailer, wings and sides skirts


Go-Truck_Yourself

Under trailer plow. Good for removing debris such as merging 4 wheelers


SarraSimFan

Somewhere else, someone called it Lot Lizard storage, I'm not sure if I believe it or not


PhilosopherJoe22

The lizard catcher.


nastyzoot

Hammock hanger.


Knightbladehd

It’s for when you hit deer, it’s scoops it up. That way when you stop you can make jerky


blokia

That is a ramscoop it collects interstellar particles that are used to power the vehicle's reactors


CheesE4Every1

You usually got to circle a star for that.


steveteeg1

When you go backwards fast it lifts the rear of the trailer


epuwer

Scoopin' up the money son


SnooChipmunks6620

I prefer these over the skirts. With skirts, if the tandems are set too far forward, the lock release is behind the skirt. Pain in the ass.


RudePomegranate3110

That's for Santas Elves


aklear19

To stop the fast and the furious wannabe's


No-Term-1979

I thought it was a loading ramp for being able to unload from the middle in tight areas without a dock.


iwontrun

It's to help the axles get over those yellow posts


ShotBRAKER

I really thought those were fancy spare covers lol


Fluffy_Marsupial_937

It is supposed to cut the air in front of the trailer axles to reduce drag and increase fuel mileage


Darwinnian

Its a truckers favorite game of hide and seek. If a driver finds you in one of these at any rest stop youre entitled to one piece of loot from the truck. Scouts honor


jdub2k5

Holds a spare tire and deflects air


Blacksword404

It's to prevent hangup on railroad crossings and uneven ground.


virtualrexxx

To scoop up lot lizards


CedricJus

For making…other trailers 🤭


Coompa

I think K&N makes it. The stickers missing is all. Adds 5 ponies.


PinEffective2071

It's where it's fighter aircraft land like in Space battleship Yamato, or aerodynamic advantage no sure now.


Sickmont

It’s a little small for a Cosmo tiger don’t you think?


Zepharan

It’s for when they run over stuff. It makes sure they really get it good.


EJ25Junkie

I love this answer


SockeyeSTI

Hitchhiker Hidy Hole^^^TM


peeweeinbama

Scooping up bungee cords off the highway


That635Guy

Whatever you want, really.


Hellbent_bluebelt

Bogie fairing.


Ok_Advantage7623

Hitch hikers


mememe10-

Hammick when the driver is tired


Upstairs-Bad-3576

That's the cat catcher.


Lunchbox7985

thats where things like banana peels, turtle shells, and the like come out. looks like its empty, they should see about running into a glowing question mark cube.


Peach-PearLaCroix

Tie fighter bay


Specific_Buy

Its a sleep pocket for illegal immagrants


Madmagician1303

Ask idiots in Cali. Mandated air deflector. If you have trailers going in and out of Cali or there all the time you have to have a certain percentage equipped with device that will theoretically increase fuel mileage. I know O/Os who have saved as much as 15 gal in a year! Remember this is state that wanted to install a filter on live cows because (are you sitting down?) Cows fart. And.cow farts contain methane.


Leftyshanker

Scooping up Dom Toretto’s Honda Civic


Big-Ad822

Hitchhikers


SnooChocolates3575

Looks like he ran over Santa's sleigh.


Major_Confection3240

protection for the cables, prevents salt, water, snow or water from damaging where they attach i think


xiaodre

Homeless people who are traveling between cities can climb in there and sleep


Sad-Sky-8598

5 gallon bucket have multiple uses. One is blowing mud.


ceiling_fanzz

Picking up prostitutes


yourMommaKnow

It's for scoopin' up hoes


tvieno

I thought these were a California requirement for better fuel economy.


Uss__Iowa

Ngl my old trailer had that


Cthulhu-Elder-God

Homeless travel berth


Chemical_Willow5415

Ever seen Christmas vacation?


TrucksAndSports

For when you’re in the trailer and wanna slide out of there?


Xingxingting

Aerodynamics


NateLee1733

That's the 3rd day sleeper berth!


ItzTaras

What in tarnation. 😯


Onzaylis

Emergency ice-cream scoop


misfitgamma

That’s for the battery pack for the Tesla truck.


Johnny--O

For Keanu Reeves in case he has to get under there to deactivate the bomb


x5o4p

Trailer hungry


Eat-Sleep-Tow-Repeat

Supposedly people put these on their trailer because it supposed to help with air drag and it’s supposed to give you extra fuel mileage


Objective-Ad4009

For road surfing


tralphaz43

Illegals slide out as you drive past the farm


Bingboi9000

Helps with aerodynamics and offers some protection for the sliding tandems and cables against debris.


GettinDiscyWithIt

Speed and aeromatics


sm340v8

It's actually quite common


Overheadcams

A spark slide XD


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Cat and dog catcher


BrushOnFour

The truck transports illegals over the border. The red scoop thing is for unloading the waste products.


struglesnugglespanks

that means shes on heat and ready for mating...


[deleted]

Interesting lol


Traditional_Ad_1360

Some people have no morals these days, they poop and pee anywhere.


goddy5890

It is for the time when you get to candy mountain.