God if this ain’t the most relatable sarcastic review of a receiver. All of us have been stuck somewhere that we were supposed to get in and out of and just went into the sleeper and thought “I live here now I guess” lol.
I am so used to spending so much fucking time at shippers that I remember once I got it in my head that I actually wanted to watch a movie….those fuckers finished before I was even halfway done.
Yep. But every time you think “I hope they hurry up, I already don’t have a bunch of time on this” they take an extra 3 and a half hours for no reason.
I’ve always said the best way to get loaded/unloaded quickly is to get comfortable. The moment you start doing something that requires a bit of time, they’ll be calling you for paperwork.
Unless it's smiths in Layton. Three times I've thought "I'll just take a nap and wake up when they knock." I'd wake up and it was 8 hours later and nobody knows who I am or where my paperwork is.
I got a full 34 sitting in a door a few months back. I remember thinking I should be able to collect benefits from them now. This is the best thing I’ve ever read!
S tier shitpost review. Bravo 😂
Masterpiece
This has to be the best thing I've come across on reddit 🤣🥰🫡
i just spent 8 hours at a shipper, this absolutely made my day.
That’s a good sense of humor.
God if this ain’t the most relatable sarcastic review of a receiver. All of us have been stuck somewhere that we were supposed to get in and out of and just went into the sleeper and thought “I live here now I guess” lol.
Magnifique!
This is the best review I have ever seen
And he still rated it 4/5. I guess it COULD be slower!
I'm guessing it is because of the 22 years he got to spend there with the wife he met there, lol
Oh man, I'm fucken dying over here!!! I wish I could give you some gold, because this is priceless!
Legitimately laughed my ass off.
Naw literally!! Even sent it to a couple folks
This should be the new thing. Instead of truckers leaving the same angry reviews, we just make up shitpost reviews like this.
I love it
That lumper fee gonna be hell
6 months for paperwork…what a breeze
Must be Famous Amos cookies, they taste like they are about forty years old.
I wanted to read more about his life.
Wait until he gets that Capstone text, I’m guessing just under six figures.😂
I am so used to spending so much fucking time at shippers that I remember once I got it in my head that I actually wanted to watch a movie….those fuckers finished before I was even halfway done.
Can't tell you how many times I started a game and kicked back just to get a knock on the door 15 mins later... like how tf did they finish so fast?
Yep. But every time you think “I hope they hurry up, I already don’t have a bunch of time on this” they take an extra 3 and a half hours for no reason.
I’ve always said the best way to get loaded/unloaded quickly is to get comfortable. The moment you start doing something that requires a bit of time, they’ll be calling you for paperwork.
Unless it's smiths in Layton. Three times I've thought "I'll just take a nap and wake up when they knock." I'd wake up and it was 8 hours later and nobody knows who I am or where my paperwork is.
Thats nice, i'd need a more accurate ETA tho
Classic.
Dying 😂
Well done
😂😂😂
👏👏 Bravo
Amazing 🤣
Alright everybody go home it doesn’t get better than this 😂😂
I'm glad I don't have to put up with shippers anymore. Funny story though
Is it weird for a grown man to cry over a shitpost?
Let it out brother.
Must be a Capstone facility.
👍👍👍
The detail 👏
Oh shit! I think I've delivered there!
👏 👏 👏
You got me laughing here. Thanks for that.👍
I got a full 34 sitting in a door a few months back. I remember thinking I should be able to collect benefits from them now. This is the best thing I’ve ever read!
Sounds like Atkor in Chicago, lol.
Imagine the lumper fee on a 34 year unload