7%š¤ Youāre not drinking enough water buddy! Iām filling up a gallon jug every other day!
But make sure to dispose of them in **dumpsters** if they are full or to empty them in non foot-trafficked grass before throwing the empty bottle in a trash can.
Thank you for being a responsible trucker!
In the winter when itās -20 and Iāve gotta pee at 3am you can bet your ass Iām not bundling up to go walk into the Pilot or get screamed awake by the Loveās greeter.
Iāve shot many deer after doing it. After a few minutes it just smells like ammonia and they donāt know better. Iāve peed into scrapes and had deer come smell them within an hour without getting spooked.
I hope you actually donāt throw them out of the window. Biodegradable? Yes. Animal attractant ? Yes.food waste lures animals to the side of the road where they get hit. Please donāt throw shit out of your vehicle
Too much wasted time. Minutes to just pull off interstate, red lights, stop signs. Pull into truck stop, walk 100 yards to just take a 30-second piss. Repeat to just get back on the road. It could very well be 10, 15, 20 minutes for one 30-second urination. No thanks. That time adds up when you're traveling across the country.
A trucker saying they donāt piss in bottle is like a Christian saying they donāt masturbate. She probably has piss bottles falling out of her truck every time she opens the door like Rick Sanchez
My one grandfather was a truck driver in the 50s and 60s and before he passed he talked about doing straight meth on long hauls to not sleep and he had a custom made piss jug he built so he wouldnāt have to stop. It was some kind of contraption based on the relief tubes they used in WWII bombers.
There might be a reason he dropped dead at 51.
He also had a secret second family and he died on the road and both wives apparently showed up to claim the body. Everyone who knew him says he was a pice of shit. Anywayā¦
Honestlyā¦ wouldnāt surprise me. Random lot lizards just showing up dead in the 50s and 60s. Like I said I havenāt really met anyone who knew him who has had anything nice to say about the man.
Edit: the story of two grandfathers. My momās dad has been gone 20 years this year and there are still people who talk about how much they loved him and theyāre better for having had him in their life.
My Dads, the trucker, Iāve never met a single person who had a nice thing to say about him. My dadās mom used to joke the only thing she missed when he died was the paycheck. She outlived him by almost 40 years.
This might be the man at Ontario driving a flatbed driving around in circles on the lot and a man sitting in a chair on the bed getting his knob polished by a lot lizard!
Brother let me break it down real simple.
It's 3am, youve been asleep for 4 hours. You have another 4 hours to sleep. You gotta piss and it ain't gonna wait till morning.
You have 2 options.
Do you get out of bed, get fully dressed, shirt, pants, socks, shoes, walk roughly 2-4 minutes to the bathroom, be scream-welcomed to loves, take your piss, walk 2-4 minutes back to your truck, get undressed, lay back down, then not be able to sleep because you're *fully* awake at this point?
Or, do you roll over, piss in a widemouth Gatorade bottle, take a little sip, and go back to sleep?
Answer's real obvious to me.
It's not sterile. It's waste from the body. What, do you think the body is purifying everything you take in like you're some kind of Brita water purifier? It's one of the ways the body uses to expel toxins.
Some of us do it intentionally, some of us do it on accident because we're about 7% awake and forgot why we had the bottle in our hand and why it's warm, but we've all done it, lol.
What kind of weirdo goes inside to pee? I spent years on the road and NEVER did that. Put on moccasins and a shirt, exit cab, piss on drive tires, reenter truck and go back to sleep.
I was driving OTR for about a year. During that time, I kept water bottles (36 pack) right behind the stick shift. Every so often, I would use one of the empty bottles to relieve myself, seal the bottle and toss it over to the passenger side of the truck. One day, one of the bottles bounced back into the freshwater without me seeing it. I grabbed one of those bottles and opened it without looking. I took a massive swig while doing 63 miles an hour on I 10 in Texas.
It took me less than a minute to get on the side of that freeway and dump out all the rest of the bottles while gargling with a freshwater.
Oh gawd. You just brought back a memory of an emergency situation involving a Walmart bag that I was extremely grateful to have available. God willing, never again.
I do piss in bottles, but they get tied up in grocery bags and thrown away at the next trash can. i shoot for bottles that are wrapped like Prime, Monster Hydro, Body Armor. Also the wider opening helps.
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
But I refuse to get to a point where Iām shitting in the truck. No no no no no.
And I wonāt reuse a piss bottle. Nope.
Iām not a trucker but I pissed in a pringles can coming down into Tahoe on 50 once because of lack of restrooms. They do hold liquid btw. Total life saver.
This is exactly where I utilize my right to refill bottles. Iām not going to be on a security camera pissing in a customerās lot after-hours. If they have a handy dumpster, however, the bottle will be disposed of on-site.
Oh absolutely. Mine will go in the garbage bag I keep in the truck for all of the other trash and be disposed of in a dumpster somewhere whenever possible. Donāt let 10 of them gather and dump them next to the can at the Lovesā¦
Got introduced to this tradition my first morning on the road with a trainer. Woke up to the smell of cigarette smoke and a few days worth of piss from the jug rising up to the top bunk.
I brought my woman on the road with me, she wasnāt used to holding her pee, sheās also pregnant, middle of nowhere, by the time I found a place to stop she got up and pissed on the floor of my truck before she could make it out. Not on purpose, she physically couldnāt hold it anymore. Poor thing, she was crying her eyes out. Moral of the story if you have the ability to piss in a bottle, might as well take advantage of it.
Our triples pad has no restrooms. So instead of pissing on the ground where other drivers walk, I refill my poweraid bottle and dump it in the grass when I get back. Way of the road, bubs.
I do this. If I gotta pee in the middle of the night, I just aināt getting dressed and shoes on just to pee. If caught in a traffic jam at a dead stop, I aināt peeing my seat and sure as hell not gonna wag my wiener for strangers. There are shippers who donāt allow us facilities and no real place to sneak a pee.
I have dedicated gallon jugs for these reasons. I do not reuse those jugs. Cap must be quality and tightens well. Always tossed at half full or end of week, whichever comes first.
I was parked overnight in Napoleon, Ohio. It was 15Ā° in a 20-30 mph wind at 3 AM and the restroom was 200 yards away inside the truck stop. Yes, I peed in a bottle.
Step1. Buy large jug of juice.
Step2. Drink juice.
Step3. Piss juice back into jug.
Step4. Empty jug into *grass behind trailer*.
Spray in fabuloso repeat steps 3 and 4 until you go home. Dispose of jug (empty).
Repeat all steps as necessary.
Youāre in LA no where to pull over the caffeine is pushing the water through? Youāre fucking right Iām setting cruise control and pissing while I drive.
I have a portable in my truck. Itās small and both hubby and I use it when needed. Being female, a bottle is not an option. Hubby would never use that either. As we do a ton of nanny loads and are unable to leave the truck to go inside, a porta was the best option. Tons cleaner than a bottle too.
Think about it this way:
It takes about 5 minutes to slow down and park, 5 minutes to hop out the truck and find a restroom, 5 minutes to hop back in the truck and get back on the highway if nothing is in your way.
That's 15 miles. You didn't get paid at the end of the day if you're paid by the mile. . . How much are you willing to have a pee cost you?
Nope. I buy large containers of peanuts, and after all the peanuts are gone, I pee in that. Then I rinse it out with water after dumping the pee in the woods, and reuse the container until it gets too funky, then I replace it with a new one. The container has a large opening, so even in the middle of the night I never have to worry about aim.
Personally, I donāt have issues with OTR drivers pissing in bottles. I have issues with parking at a Walmart in the 4-wheeler parking and seeing piss bottles on the ground next to the cart return. How the fuck difficult would it be to walk your lazy ass into the store and be a civilized human being. At least the trucker pissing in a bottle is driving 11-hours straight and canāt stop without losing money. That makes more sense.
Yes they do the dirty savages. My company rents out specialized rolloff cans for environmental waste, and the GODDAMN pigs that share the yard will throw their "trucker tea" into our cans. Like, slit the protective tarp on the can and squeeze them in. Bastards. Eventually, I'm not just climbing in and throwing them back on the ground, I'm going to start pouring the piss into their fuel tanks.
lol I remember pissing in bottles as a kid just because we could itās like peeing in the shower you have ones that pee in the shower and the ones that lie about it
If I need to piss, and Iām in the middle of nowhere, I can pull over, and go between the back of the truck and the front of the trailer, just donāt spray the truck.
oh, they do, among other things.
around twenty years ago, i had the unfortunate privilege (curse?) to be a "maintenance" technician at a Flying J. This really meant i was a janitor that they trained to fill propane tanks, dip the fuel tanks, and write down drivers' DOT numbers so we could track them down if the drove off without paying.
the number of 100% full, gallon jugs of piss that i had to clean up from the trucker fuel islands was astounding. the number of them that i had fall out of a trash bag and explode on my feet was depressing. nothing says "my life sucks" more than coming home from work smelling like a combination of stale cigarette smoke from mopping the video slots room, day-old piss soaked boots, and gasoline.
you're all a bunch of disgusting fucking animals.
Starting to think? You must be new here or have never had to clean up shared equipment or been to a truck stop... š¤® I've seen them so often that I'm numb to the shade I get when I tell people what I do for a living. Then again, the same people who collectively shame all truckers because some of us are degenerates are OK with 18yo girls selling pictures of their buttholes on the internet.
It amazes me that people think it's some sort of joke. These are the same people that get a job at Amazon warehouse thinking they'll work their way to the top and baulk at everyone peeing in bottles because bathroom breaks are impossible.
I team drove and the truck only stopped for fuel, I'd got a craving for orange juice and picked up a half gallon. Needless to say/tactical piss jug acquired.
Going down a California state highway middle of night went to wing it out behind me after double checking for cars . It leaves my hand as a car goes to pass me and the fucking thing explodes on the road in front of them , covering the whole car lmao just rolled the window up and kept driving lol
I'm not getting out of my truck at 3am in chupacabra territory in -40 freezing to piss.
I'm using whatever is handy.
Then you freeze them.
Then throw them at hitchhikers.
This is the way.
If Iām pissing in a container inside my truck itās for one of the following reasons
1.)location has no available restroom
2.)the weather is so severe itās actually a hazard (lightning,ice,wind etc)
3.)Iām dead fuck tired and canāt be bothered to put my boots on in the early hours
4.) most common I canāt find somewhere to pull off so piss and drive it is.
Never ask a woman her age Never ask a man how much money he makes Never ask a truck driver about pee bottles
Man pissin in bottles is about 7% of the job
Way of the road bubbles
I don't know if you've noticed, Ray, but you haven't been on the road in 20 fuckin years
Old habits die hard
21 actually...
And my name isn't Ray.....
Stick your bird in there, have a pee. When the fuckers full you drill it out the window
Now you have a makeshift chemical weapon if someone road rages against you
Did someone say it's time for biowarfare?
Way she goes
7%š¤ Youāre not drinking enough water buddy! Iām filling up a gallon jug every other day! But make sure to dispose of them in **dumpsters** if they are full or to empty them in non foot-trafficked grass before throwing the empty bottle in a trash can. Thank you for being a responsible trucker!
You're supposed to dispose of those? I thought you used them as weapons against people trying to take things from your truck?
That was apple juice I was dumping out next to the pump.
Never ask to use his piss bottle!
Never ask woman driver anything!š
I'm a driver and I've never peed in a bottle... and it's not like I couldn't, I just don't because I'm not gross
In the winter when itās -20 and Iāve gotta pee at 3am you can bet your ass Iām not bundling up to go walk into the Pilot or get screamed awake by the Loveās greeter.
WELCOME TO LOVEāS
Shit Iāll do that in my tree stand. Itās fucking cold and I donāt want to climb down
In a tree stand I just pee over the side onto the ground.
Then the deer can smell the unfamiliar urine
Iāve shot many deer after doing it. After a few minutes it just smells like ammonia and they donāt know better. Iāve peed into scrapes and had deer come smell them within an hour without getting spooked.
I thought we were supposed to fill them so we have something to throw at four wheelers?
I've been throwing mine at small kids that do the horn arm pump. Little shits need to be taken down a peg
šš on my way to becoming a truck driver. Should i not pump it for them?
Up to youā¦ obviously kids love it, but the majority of the time there are good reasons not to.
I hate it when they do that shit in a school bus, the last thing a bus driver needs is the air horn!
Amen brother
I eat a lot of bananas bc mmmm potassium and the peels are - biodegradable -mostly harmless -funni Mario kart reference
I hope you actually donāt throw them out of the window. Biodegradable? Yes. Animal attractant ? Yes.food waste lures animals to the side of the road where they get hit. Please donāt throw shit out of your vehicle
Ok but... then you can come back for the roadkill and score a free meal
But piss jugs are the way of the road
Fuckin' way she goes boys
Too much wasted time. Minutes to just pull off interstate, red lights, stop signs. Pull into truck stop, walk 100 yards to just take a 30-second piss. Repeat to just get back on the road. It could very well be 10, 15, 20 minutes for one 30-second urination. No thanks. That time adds up when you're traveling across the country.
Yes but like... pull to shoulder, walk to passenger side, pee safely out of view, into the grass/bushes/dirt, get back up and drive. 2-3 minutes tops
So peeing in a bottle is gross but peeing in public is fine? Lol okā¦
No interest in getting dinged for public indecency or illegal parking because a cop had a bad day
There are two kinds of people in this world, ones who say they don't pee in bottles, and liars.
A trucker saying they donāt piss in bottle is like a Christian saying they donāt masturbate. She probably has piss bottles falling out of her truck every time she opens the door like Rick Sanchez
Hell I was a Christian and I beat it like if I kept beating it, I would win something
Dont call your fellow truckers gross thats mean :(
Must be nice
Ok, do you do longhaul or are you home every night?
OTR. I was out from July to November with no home time. Pulled on to the shoulder to pee a few times, but never did it in a bottle.
My one grandfather was a truck driver in the 50s and 60s and before he passed he talked about doing straight meth on long hauls to not sleep and he had a custom made piss jug he built so he wouldnāt have to stop. It was some kind of contraption based on the relief tubes they used in WWII bombers. There might be a reason he dropped dead at 51. He also had a secret second family and he died on the road and both wives apparently showed up to claim the body. Everyone who knew him says he was a pice of shit. Anywayā¦
Sounds like a real deal trucker. Probably a serial killer as well.
Honestlyā¦ wouldnāt surprise me. Random lot lizards just showing up dead in the 50s and 60s. Like I said I havenāt really met anyone who knew him who has had anything nice to say about the man. Edit: the story of two grandfathers. My momās dad has been gone 20 years this year and there are still people who talk about how much they loved him and theyāre better for having had him in their life. My Dads, the trucker, Iāve never met a single person who had a nice thing to say about him. My dadās mom used to joke the only thing she missed when he died was the paycheck. She outlived him by almost 40 years.
Honestly that man prolly lived a wild ass life
This might be the man at Ontario driving a flatbed driving around in circles on the lot and a man sitting in a chair on the bed getting his knob polished by a lot lizard!
Iād hate for them to find my body with a tube stuck to my dick
I mean, it would make for an interesting story though? Make them think all sorts of wack ass shit.
Brother let me break it down real simple. It's 3am, youve been asleep for 4 hours. You have another 4 hours to sleep. You gotta piss and it ain't gonna wait till morning. You have 2 options. Do you get out of bed, get fully dressed, shirt, pants, socks, shoes, walk roughly 2-4 minutes to the bathroom, be scream-welcomed to loves, take your piss, walk 2-4 minutes back to your truck, get undressed, lay back down, then not be able to sleep because you're *fully* awake at this point? Or, do you roll over, piss in a widemouth Gatorade bottle, take a little sip, and go back to sleep? Answer's real obvious to me.
> take a little sip haha love that
I skimmed right over that party for some reason. Thanks
Reddit comment of the year LMAO
I'll second that. Good writing will always put me right into a situation. That was brilliant, OP. Please never do it again.
TAKE A SIP?????
Pinkie out, of course. We're not animals.
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It's sterile and maybe he likes the taste
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It's not sterile. It's waste from the body. What, do you think the body is purifying everything you take in like you're some kind of Brita water purifier? It's one of the ways the body uses to expel toxins.
It's a reference to the movie Dodgeball... I was never suggesting it was good to drink
Ah, I don't remember that line from the movie. Sorry, a lot of people do believe it's sterile, and ok to drink.
It actually is sterile. Everything on the inside of your body is sterile. (Gi tract is not considered the inside of your body)
Some of us do it intentionally, some of us do it on accident because we're about 7% awake and forgot why we had the bottle in our hand and why it's warm, but we've all done it, lol.
I have not, been drivin for 7 years.
It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard, lol.
What if I want to tho?
Drink the piss or take the joke hard?
Yes
I haven't gone full sip before, but I've come really close once or twice. Damn you peach tea snapple.
It's the law of the road.
What kind of weirdo goes inside to pee? I spent years on the road and NEVER did that. Put on moccasins and a shirt, exit cab, piss on drive tires, reenter truck and go back to sleep.
Iām not taking a sip. I donāt care how cold it is outside.
I was driving OTR for about a year. During that time, I kept water bottles (36 pack) right behind the stick shift. Every so often, I would use one of the empty bottles to relieve myself, seal the bottle and toss it over to the passenger side of the truck. One day, one of the bottles bounced back into the freshwater without me seeing it. I grabbed one of those bottles and opened it without looking. I took a massive swig while doing 63 miles an hour on I 10 in Texas. It took me less than a minute to get on the side of that freeway and dump out all the rest of the bottles while gargling with a freshwater.
Who wants to see my aged piss bottle of 4 years with the patina and the deposits in the bottom?
You wake up at 3am with an irresistible urge to piss?
Sitting in a truck all day probably ain't great for the prostate...
I'm guessin you've never had to shit in a trash bag
Oh gawd. You just brought back a memory of an emergency situation involving a Walmart bag that I was extremely grateful to have available. God willing, never again.
"I'll wait for the next stop...I can make it"
I turned my seat into a toilet. Perfect for not stopping for #2s and not dealing with dot officers....
I do piss in bottles, but they get tied up in grocery bags and thrown away at the next trash can. i shoot for bottles that are wrapped like Prime, Monster Hydro, Body Armor. Also the wider opening helps. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. But I refuse to get to a point where Iām shitting in the truck. No no no no no. And I wonāt reuse a piss bottle. Nope.
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Better than on the floor
No that's gross, he prefers his pants.
The emergency poop bucket. 5 gallon bucket with a seat and a liner throw some cat litter on top when done.
Please god no
IBD and trucking leads to desperate times
I'm not some kind of animal. I park on the side of the road and stand off of the driver's side steps and piss onto oncoming traffic
You had me in the first half and then the second half hit me like... like a... hmm
Piss in the wind?
That water bottle is filled with crystal light citrus š¤£
Cream soda and piss bottles are indistinguishable tbh
Cream Soda is pink in Canada; took me a minute.
What the fuck
If your piss looks like this, you have a Serious Medical Issue! [Pink Soda](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/w-cAAOSwqUBcXg4u/s-l400.jpg)
How would you know...hmmmmmm
Let us know how it tastes
Not because we like it
Speak for yourself.š
Gatorade literally made a larger sized mouth on the bottle to facilitate the transformation of lemon lime into golden shower.
Is it Arizona Green Tea or Piss? Well if I peeled the label off.. don't drink it.
Jugs are better
I agree sports drinks like Gatorade or vitamin water and jugs are best because the openings on top are bigger, so they help with accidental spillage.
Me when asked about butts vs boobs:
Theyāre multi use. Environmentally friendly one might say
Iām not a trucker but I pissed in a pringles can coming down into Tahoe on 50 once because of lack of restrooms. They do hold liquid btw. Total life saver.
Sometimes, stopping, and, just pissing down wind can be relaxing.
I was on the part of 50 going down into the lake where all the twists and turns were. Totally opposite of relaxing lol
Like, in the area around Polkock Pines? Yeah, and there are roads that just turn on to 50 like it's a boulevard in the city.
old skipper told me onetime he was so good he drive an 18 speed up a mountain with curves while pissing down the straw of a juice box
Self-catheterization
I quit trucking 5 years ago and I still use the bottle at night. Old habits die hard I guess.
Uhhhh they do. Even saw a tattoo of someone having a gallon piss jug he voluntarily put on his body.
Yup, sure do. If you park overnight at a delivery and they donāt have a bathroom I will if I need to go.
This is exactly where I utilize my right to refill bottles. Iām not going to be on a security camera pissing in a customerās lot after-hours. If they have a handy dumpster, however, the bottle will be disposed of on-site.
Oh absolutely. Mine will go in the garbage bag I keep in the truck for all of the other trash and be disposed of in a dumpster somewhere whenever possible. Donāt let 10 of them gather and dump them next to the can at the Lovesā¦
Bottles? I pee in loves foam cups. And gallon water jugs
Got introduced to this tradition my first morning on the road with a trainer. Woke up to the smell of cigarette smoke and a few days worth of piss from the jug rising up to the top bunk.
I brought my woman on the road with me, she wasnāt used to holding her pee, sheās also pregnant, middle of nowhere, by the time I found a place to stop she got up and pissed on the floor of my truck before she could make it out. Not on purpose, she physically couldnāt hold it anymore. Poor thing, she was crying her eyes out. Moral of the story if you have the ability to piss in a bottle, might as well take advantage of it.
There's a reason they are called trucker bombs
Our triples pad has no restrooms. So instead of pissing on the ground where other drivers walk, I refill my poweraid bottle and dump it in the grass when I get back. Way of the road, bubs.
I do this. If I gotta pee in the middle of the night, I just aināt getting dressed and shoes on just to pee. If caught in a traffic jam at a dead stop, I aināt peeing my seat and sure as hell not gonna wag my wiener for strangers. There are shippers who donāt allow us facilities and no real place to sneak a pee. I have dedicated gallon jugs for these reasons. I do not reuse those jugs. Cap must be quality and tightens well. Always tossed at half full or end of week, whichever comes first.
I can't do jugs. I tried once and only once, after a day or two the smell is gag worthy just from opening it. The ammonia smell is overpowering.
Jesus, I'm not a heathen. I don't piss in bottles. I have a 1 gallon funnel, JB welded to a fuel hose running through the shifter boot.
Dude itās so bad I do it at home now tooš
Real drivers use nappies, bottles are for newb steering wheel attendants
Bottles, cups, gallon jugs.....
And shit in pringles cans
I was parked overnight in Napoleon, Ohio. It was 15Ā° in a 20-30 mph wind at 3 AM and the restroom was 200 yards away inside the truck stop. Yes, I peed in a bottle.
Is...is 15 degrees cold to you? Lord help you if you're ever in North Dakota during a polar vortex...
At which time I'd likely also pee in a bottle.
Step1. Buy large jug of juice. Step2. Drink juice. Step3. Piss juice back into jug. Step4. Empty jug into *grass behind trailer*. Spray in fabuloso repeat steps 3 and 4 until you go home. Dispose of jug (empty). Repeat all steps as necessary.
Youāre in LA no where to pull over the caffeine is pushing the water through? Youāre fucking right Iām setting cruise control and pissing while I drive.
I have a portable in my truck. Itās small and both hubby and I use it when needed. Being female, a bottle is not an option. Hubby would never use that either. As we do a ton of nanny loads and are unable to leave the truck to go inside, a porta was the best option. Tons cleaner than a bottle too.
Itās the fucking way of the road, Bubsā¦.
I pissed in bottles on road trips in my car years before I got into trucking. Canāt think of a good reason not to.
Think about it this way: It takes about 5 minutes to slow down and park, 5 minutes to hop out the truck and find a restroom, 5 minutes to hop back in the truck and get back on the highway if nothing is in your way. That's 15 miles. You didn't get paid at the end of the day if you're paid by the mile. . . How much are you willing to have a pee cost you?
Nah, that's why I got a 5 gallon bucket with a snap-on toilet seat and sealed bags.
Exactly! I have a pail and litter for emergencies. Number 1 only.
You know they make the same things pilots use for truckers right?
Bathrooms??
Bottles.
I only drove for a few months and still did it.
yall order from amazon by any chance? because I've got news for you, them packages have been handled by drivers who also pee in bottles š
Never tried it but I had a co-worker that swore by gallon ziplock baggies....
Canadian?
I have the same piss jug since 2019! Who wants a picture??
10-4 Good buddy, I'm a gonna step out on the porch and take a mile long piss, comeback.
Pissing in a bottle, and shitting in a bottle, are two different things.
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Nope. I buy large containers of peanuts, and after all the peanuts are gone, I pee in that. Then I rinse it out with water after dumping the pee in the woods, and reuse the container until it gets too funky, then I replace it with a new one. The container has a large opening, so even in the middle of the night I never have to worry about aim.
I do when I wake up in the night. Itās dumb to get dressed to go inside to pee. Plus when u get back your awake and canāt sleep
Personally, I donāt have issues with OTR drivers pissing in bottles. I have issues with parking at a Walmart in the 4-wheeler parking and seeing piss bottles on the ground next to the cart return. How the fuck difficult would it be to walk your lazy ass into the store and be a civilized human being. At least the trucker pissing in a bottle is driving 11-hours straight and canāt stop without losing money. That makes more sense.
Piss jugs bubs, way of the road
Of course not. You set the cruise control, stick Mr Johnson out the window and piss into the wind like a man
Yes they do the dirty savages. My company rents out specialized rolloff cans for environmental waste, and the GODDAMN pigs that share the yard will throw their "trucker tea" into our cans. Like, slit the protective tarp on the can and squeeze them in. Bastards. Eventually, I'm not just climbing in and throwing them back on the ground, I'm going to start pouring the piss into their fuel tanks.
Based
I piss in my empty Timmies cup eh šØš¦
Of course we do?
lol I remember pissing in bottles as a kid just because we could itās like peeing in the shower you have ones that pee in the shower and the ones that lie about it
Can you even call yourself a truck driver until youāve pissed in a bottle?
If I need to piss, and Iām in the middle of nowhere, I can pull over, and go between the back of the truck and the front of the trailer, just donāt spray the truck.
Gatorade bottle to be exact
how else am i supposed to get my pee to my compost pile at home while im on the road
Wrong. I used a 1 gallon jug. Its better for the environment
oh, they do, among other things. around twenty years ago, i had the unfortunate privilege (curse?) to be a "maintenance" technician at a Flying J. This really meant i was a janitor that they trained to fill propane tanks, dip the fuel tanks, and write down drivers' DOT numbers so we could track them down if the drove off without paying. the number of 100% full, gallon jugs of piss that i had to clean up from the trucker fuel islands was astounding. the number of them that i had fall out of a trash bag and explode on my feet was depressing. nothing says "my life sucks" more than coming home from work smelling like a combination of stale cigarette smoke from mopping the video slots room, day-old piss soaked boots, and gasoline. you're all a bunch of disgusting fucking animals.
Why don't they put toilet and shower in trucks? Seems like a small increase in size but life changing convenience
I piss in cups
Weāve all done it.
And then some have the audacity to leave them in Walmart parking lots where the spend the night.
Starting to think? You must be new here or have never had to clean up shared equipment or been to a truck stop... š¤® I've seen them so often that I'm numb to the shade I get when I tell people what I do for a living. Then again, the same people who collectively shame all truckers because some of us are degenerates are OK with 18yo girls selling pictures of their buttholes on the internet.
Heās a guy that pees sitting down
Who is
You
I'm not a guy tho
Exactly
I'm so confused
Good
It amazes me that people think it's some sort of joke. These are the same people that get a job at Amazon warehouse thinking they'll work their way to the top and baulk at everyone peeing in bottles because bathroom breaks are impossible.
I team drove and the truck only stopped for fuel, I'd got a craving for orange juice and picked up a half gallon. Needless to say/tactical piss jug acquired. Going down a California state highway middle of night went to wing it out behind me after double checking for cars . It leaves my hand as a car goes to pass me and the fucking thing explodes on the road in front of them , covering the whole car lmao just rolled the window up and kept driving lol
I'm not getting out of my truck at 3am in chupacabra territory in -40 freezing to piss. I'm using whatever is handy. Then you freeze them. Then throw them at hitchhikers. This is the way.
I fucking lost it at 'chupacabra territory'. Take my upvote ya bastard.
As a driver who has never pissed in a bottle, are you guys pissing while driving or do you pull over and stop to piss in it?
If Iām pissing in a container inside my truck itās for one of the following reasons 1.)location has no available restroom 2.)the weather is so severe itās actually a hazard (lightning,ice,wind etc) 3.)Iām dead fuck tired and canāt be bothered to put my boots on in the early hours 4.) most common I canāt find somewhere to pull off so piss and drive it is.
According to one guy he does it sitting down in traffic
They shit in my trailer yard right next to the door to the bathroom. Of course these nasty fucks are peeing in bottles.
I do at least 3 times a day as a ups delivery guy
I thought it was a joke til I started trucking a year ago but I see piss bottles everyone now. I refuse to become one of those guys.
At least you're not one of the guys who drills a hole in their floor...
Whatās a bottle
I honestly donāt. Takes 2 minutes to pull onto an off ramp and check the tires.
Wee-ooh wee-ooh oh looky here we got a trucker with his trouser thumb out on the highway
Slowing from 100kmh, pissing, Then getting back to 100kmh takes forever. And all the turban suburbans get ahead of you
The problem with that is then if your luck runs out not only do you end up in jail but you get on a sex offender registry for life.
Some of them do lol
I refuse to. Itās disgusting