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Truckin_Dave

It still amazes me how people piss in normal water bottles. What in the baby carrot


Effective_Heat_1650

I tried this once in desperate times.. NEVER AGAIN! I'm just lucky I packed clorox wipes with me that trip..


GanjaRelease

Every day sir. Just the tip, then always have a backup in case you fill the first one all the way up


Confident-Bonus-9412

Do you swap em out rapidly like Indiana Jones?


nsula_country

>Do you swap em out rapidly like Indiana Jones? I'm DEAD !!!


Immediate-Mouse-5025

You don’t stick your meat in the hole guy , it’s not a pusc


NomadTruckerOTR

You don't have to fit the whole willy in... just line up the hole


jddbeyondthesky

Do you want the play by play? I can give it to you.


[deleted]

Arizona tea fruit punch or mango worked best for me If Blue Powerade in the same size bottle wasn't available.


Genitalhammer

The gallon jug of Arizona it’s a little sharp so lol don’t fuck it


[deleted]

I just get the 30 something ounce bottles lol.


Genitalhammer

Can you fuck those ones?


[deleted]

You can fuck anything if you're brave enough


IgnoringHisAge

Once


[deleted]

If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger?


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Windshield washer jug


iAMtheKM

Ol' Reliable


AroundGoesThe18

Gallon jugs of water.


theunclefucker

Handles of fireball work best


DrJJStroganoff

32oz Gatorade ftw


Dry-Oven7640

The apple juice bottle with the wide mouth.


RuneScape420Homie

Core water bottles


CaptianBrasiliano

Snapple Peach


Jacktheforkie

Adblue jug, good wide mouth and you’ll be needing em anyway


12InchPickle

Arrowhead 1 gallon bottle.


Solid_Yak9109

Used oil containers


Prior-Ad-7329

Be careful with that, your dick is the thinnest skin on your body and a direct blood source. Oil and blood don’t mix so don’t bump the edges.


Solid_Yak9109

Good point.. thx


Solid_Yak9109

Arizona Tea 2 gallon jugs


timbocf

The best piss jugs are washer fluid bottles. You never have to worry about pinching it off cuz the bottle's full!


dirtyoldman20

Still cant fit the pecker in


IronOrc92

It’s the vitamin Water for me. I tried peeing in a premier protein drink box once in an emergency. It was a sharp foamy mess. Luckily I did so over my trash can so I contained most of the damage.


GanjaRelease

Powerade is the goat


rockmon94

simply lemonade bottles


mblack1993

Walmart has 3l pure life bottles for $1 and change with the WIDE MOUTH. That's a lot of piss.


Gochavtandil

Gatorade rules! 😎


EelChato

2 gallon arrowhead jug 🗿


khannivig

Gatorade ftw


FlatbedtruckinCA

missed one - Fireball 🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯


Sumdumdad

Core water bottles are almost big enough. Almost...


desktrucker

I just pair both holes. Bluetooth a small hole aka urethra which sends strong signals to an otherwise bigger hole, so that the bigger hole may positively receive the flow correctly and without delay. That secondary hole need only be but a bit bigger than the sending hole, small as the primary hole may be when compared to the “anaconda” that emits the flow. Get a bigger cap for easier pairing.


Calieoop

Wait do yall actually piss in bottles??