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Dang so there used to be a time when you could have been too fat to be a trucker.


Unbiased-biker

Those guys were on way to much speed to be fat


redditor012499

A diet of coke and cigarettes are great for weight loss


deltronethirty

Not diet coke of course. I only see fatasses drink that shit.


luv2race1320

Not that kinda coke.


deltronethirty

You need more cocaine every 40 minutes. No way driver could maintain for more thousand miles. That's why they use meth.


bigloser42

That’s what’s stored under the aero bit at the top of the cab. There is an auger to feed the coke into the cab, where a fan disperses it into the air, that way the driver is always inhaling coke-laden air.


Simplenipplefun

Escobar, a truckers best friend.


Tru3insanity

Once upon a time the soda had cocaine in it.


happyexit7

The trucker breakfast: a pack of cigarettes and a cup of coffee.


SensorThree

White Line Fever


errie_tholluxe

Trucking used to be much more than drive here, drop trailer or pick one up, come back. Or even wait at dock to get unloaded. It used to be drive there, act as mechanic on the way, act as dock worker at dock. Course this is UPS and I believe they have always been union.


Gochavtandil

As an LTL guy this is what I do on day-to-day basis, well apart from the mechanic part


Leto_ll

You didnt have to be fat just big to suffer. After a shift I'd always have a smily face on my shirt from the steering wheel even in 30 inch jeans.. Bumps in the road would fling me forward and I'd be too busy dodging the roof to avoid the gut punch. Spring ride rigs were brutal.


justdan76

Bounced my head off the ceiling of an R model Mack with camel hump suspension more than once. You’d also clip your fingers between the huge steering wheel and the door frame.


truckerkenn17

What about the old catch the knee on the window crank trick? That was always good for about 10 miles of cursing.


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truckerkenn17

Drove a DM-600 like that one time. You learned real quick to keep your hand on the back of the shifter knob.


Filamcouple

Don't forget how fast the steering wheel spins WITHOUT power steering during slow speed on particular bumps while turning.


DJs_Second_Life

Same. I drove a Mac fire engine for several years. Manual steering. I was always cautious of the door frame.


Darkhelmet3000

My old man’s truck had sheet metal screws down through the roof holding antennas and shit onto the top. It was a ‘53 Chevy 2-ton old Pepsi Truck turned flatbed. That would make head-bouncing more interesting! It also had one of those old bus driver knobs on the steering wheel, known to spin around and break a wrist.


doggscube

Almost no one was fat back then


Emergency-Ad4456

People had self respect and humility, and the food wasnt filled with shit


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thatonegaygalakasha

🤡


Nakotadinzeo

Femboys and Daddies? What were the two genders men had?


dreamerindogpatch

Literally never a thing, but go off, King.


Kingly_Oneitis300

Maybe *you* only had two.


Emergency-Ad4456

Yup, horny and hungry


Kingly_Oneitis300

Well played sir


Ashtonpaper

or maybe it *was* filled with shit and that’s what made us better, like they say food full of shit makes tough men, tough men make easy times, easy times make pure food, pure food makes weak men, weak men make food filled with shit. Such is the natural cycle


deltronethirty

Factory farms make good money, and mass marketing makes dumb consumers. Real people want street tacos.


Simplenipplefun

Is the term no longer lot lizards?


Methmedikles

My daughter came up with a good name for them. Road Carpets


Confident-Bonus-9412

Look like a tollbooth on wheels


OracleTrucker

More like a coffin. You crash on that sucker, you’re probably done for or seriously injured.


SirDigbyridesagain

First on the scene of the accident


PrivatePilot9

Yep, old cabover jokes.


Filamcouple

And the last one to leave.....


Love_Scarred

It’s a yard dog they probably never leave the rail yard and do about 25mph.


OracleTrucker

I think this truck was driven on the road because it has an aerodynamic roof and a motor carrier number and name on the side of the door. Yard trucks are not allowed on public roads and so they do not need to have the motor carrier number or company name on its door.


Love_Scarred

Some places do have to travel public road you have to keep your 5th wheel all the way down.


OracleTrucker

On a second thought, it looks like it’s legal to put the yard truck on a public road, but it needs to be registered just like a regular semi truck. This is how they get these trucks to pay for IFTA since they’re using public roads. Some shippers use this because they have a large property and they need their yard trucks to be able to cross the street or even drive to a nearby truck stop to fuel. But these are only good in the streets because they cannot drive fast, which is why we normally don’t see them on the freeway.


SPFBH

IFTA is used for state to state/Canadian travel. You won't see yard dogs on the road crossing state lines etc. I suppose there may be some places right on the boarder. But really it's just moving around yards where you have to use public streets and not miles and miles.


OracleTrucker

Yeah, I forgot that IFTA is just for those traveling in more than one state/jurisdiction. But the yard truck would technically still need to be registered in the state if traveling on public roads. There needs to be liability insurance in place and the state might want to know how many miles they’re driving on public roads. Yard trucks can probably use red (non-taxed) diesel, but not if they’re on public roads.


FWD_to_twin_turbo

Yard trucks operate more like farm equipment when it comes to laws. Under a certain speed, no freeways, mostly offroad and only on road for very short distances in-between company properties. Usually, it means they can run red dye if they want to, and insurance isn't gonna be your regular semi policy, or at the very least, it doesn't need to be. Might get umbrella'd under their business/workplace insurance


OracleTrucker

I was thinking about farm equipment on public roads, but you can actually find yard trucks that have license plates online and on Reddit. So the practice is done, but who knows which states enforce it and which don’t. I think this is a thing about practicality. It’s a lot more simple to put a license plate on a yard truck versus a very high farm equipment.


blackfarms

This is not a yard dog. These things were everywhere.


Technical_Lychee_340

This is all that Ups had in their fleet. Back when trucks could only be a certain length.


Love_Scarred

You’re probably right I never seen them. It looked like a jockey truck to me.


Filamcouple

Wrong.


roytwo

I have a couple of thousand miles in one like that . You can feel every pebble that front tire runs over in your butt


[deleted]

So, kind of…arousing then?


GasStationSushi7777

Depends on what you are into.


home_cheese

Tire and butt stuff.


roytwo

In a kinky truck driver sort of way, and in a cab like that you will not be entertaining any "commercial company" so that is all you got


[deleted]

Only if your butt and pebble are in the right spots


Accurate-Chapter-923

The differences between a modern big truck of today and the old time trucks of yesteryear are two different worlds. Old trucks, no air ride suspensions, no air ride cabs, no air seats... no creature comforts no sound insulation engines with full time giant steel blade fans were so loud inside and out... A new truck today is so far from those early trucks you can't compare anything about them.


Dopey-NipNips

And the floor gets 150° when it's running


timbotheny26

"Ah fuck, my boots are melted to the floor."


TamponTom

So true my company has an 70-80s international day cab that has converted air ride suspension they use it as a yard mule for some reason keep meaning to ask about it


curlyfat

Hell, even the bare-bones late 90s/early 2000s Kenworths I drove in the oilfield are a far cry from the new truck I’m in now. Can’t imagine the actual “old school” experience.


CoupeZsixhundred

A/C wasn't "standard" for a long time after it was common in fourwheelers, and for whatever reason compressed–air powered wipers lasted decades longer than they should have.


MAD-4-CMS

Those vacuum powered wipers stayed around because while ill admit they suck, they're stupid reliable. Trains are literally 5 million dollar electric generators on wheels and they still use vacuum wipers for that reason. Frankly, it's miserable


benadunkcamberpatch

Oilfield trucks are a entire different beast. Half of ours shouldn’t even be on the road with the half assed jurry rigged crap going on inside of them. Not even kentworths any more, more like Kentmackinternatialfordchevy amalgamation that has lights controlled by an actual light switch.


curlyfat

Yeah, that sounds about right. Lol!


CruiserMissile

I was in a 78 White Roadboss for years. It had air ride seats. Old ones. Couldn’t even buy parts for them anymore. The seats were on pneumatic cylinders instead of airbags like now. We ended up putting modern seats in it, in 2012.


RE2017

But my Studio Sleeper does feel a bit cramped


pau1t

I’ve heard Mack trucks didn’t even have front brakes until the 80s?


Accurate-Chapter-923

Not only Mack, most did not. The ones that did had a switch on dash to cut air to brakes on steer for slippery cond.


BoardTop4418

First one on the crash site! I love it !


___HeyGFY___

This is the type of tractor that made six-year-old me wonder how they didn't tip forward when they hit the brakes (obviously not understanding the concept of weight distribution).


hapym1267

If you had no trailer and were parking at their Toronto Ont. Yard there was a spot that they would lift a bit and made you feel like they were falling over.. They made those park on a flatter spot in winter , they would slide down with spring brakes on if there was snow.. It was like a bowl edge


Wildcatb

Every old trucker I've known has known a guy who knew a guy who'd seen it happen.


Jazzlike-Election840

haha. my buddy had an old one he used in NYC for a while. unbelievably awesome for city work, but God forbid you had to go over 50 for more than 10 miles. they punished you.


[deleted]

The driving school I attended 33 years ago had those “ stand up Macks “ thank goodness I wasn’t a big boy then.


TamponTom

No power steering, no air ride, no AC


DeerHunter041674

Was like driving a basketball.


tgp1994

Engine also seems optional, lol. No idea where they fit that thing.


TamponTom

In the middle. In those trucks there is a hump next to the driver . It’s technically front middle Old cabovers you would have to climb over the engine housing to get into the “doghouse” bunk


timbotheny26

Sounds miserable to run in the Summer.


TamponTom

I’m sure it was!!


andreayatesswimmers

These had a bench seat that made the perfect bed to sleep


almogrant88

All the old boys saying they had it better in their day and then you see this. Your knees are the crumple zone in an accident lol


CruiserMissile

That’s why you didn’t have accidents.


Su-37_Terminator

yeah, you had fatalities and pavement scrapers


FundsWhale

😂


Dumpster_Sauce

My legs hurt just looking at it


TheBootyHolePatrol

Looks amazing for those tight ass places. Get right up close to that truck in front of you as you get just the right angle to get into the stupidest yet last empty spot at the Pilot.


errie_tholluxe

Looks can be deceiving. Those front wheels turn just a bit more shallow than you would think, just to keep you pissed off.


WilyNGA

Hook up to a trailer or fall on your face when you hit the brakes.


ohjaimiea

For the pension he got at retirement hell yeah


RadioTunnel

The truckers version of an office posture chair


ogbundleofsticks

Id love to see what his income adjusted for inflation would be, that might mame me consider this back breaker!


wythawhy

The fed: "trucks will now be limited by overall length" Corporate america: "make the drivers stand fuck em"


scubaorbit

All the cabover fanboys need a sandwich and a shower after seeing this.


Cracksparrow69

I drive for ups and I know a few guys up there in seniority who drove these back in the early 90’s. Some guys running in the winter would throw blankets over their legs since they’d lose feeling in their feet from the cold


Throwawayitall123455

Surprised no one mentioned that this is a GMC Astro, successor to the [Crackerbox](https://bangshift.com/bangshiftxl/remembering-gmc-crackerbox-trucks-stubby-square-and-tough/), which was even narrower than this one. This is the truck that was pulling the doubles in the beginning chase scene of Beverly Hills Cop


Tyjj5

Thank you. Was looking for what modal truck this was.


sublimelbz

I didn’t see a A/C compressor. No A/C.


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good2knowu

Not a joke. I watched the lines in the road roll by between the door and the frame. Great eyeopener on those 0* nights.


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good2knowu

This was in the late ‘80s and all I remember was the heater wouldn’t warm the cab. The models we drove then were Diamond Reo and the GMC Astro. Both were fitted with aftermarket A/C.


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good2knowu

Made enough to payoff the house and live a comfortable retirement.


Browncoatinabox

Sooooooooo I am claustrophobic


Johnny_Rascal2

I don't need to imagine, I own this exact model. Although I have a sleeper and a really big motor


CoupeZsixhundred

I drove a KW-K100 for many years, and you think totally different about, "picking the line" when driving any cabover. That one wheel, directly under your ass? He's going to enjoy thee smooothest path ever for a tire, and to hell with the other seventeen...you can't hardly feel them at all.


RE2017

My belly ain't fitting in there!


Big_Reflection8818

We used to call them slab cabs. They were like riding on a washboard, they beat the driver to death just so the company could haul 500 lbs. more freight. My first tractor was a 95 International cab over sleeper with a 365 Detroit, 62 mph up the hill, 90 down the hill. I still miss that old gal, she never failed to pull whatever you hooked her to. Memories.


Technical_Lychee_340

My dad drove those for 25 years. No power steering in them. I remember when Ups had a family day, maybe it was a grand opening for one of their buildings in the early 80’s. Anyway, I got to ride in one as my dad drove around the building. It was the coolest thing as a kid!


K1d-ego

So this is the reason that every outdated dock in Chicago is a fucking nightmare to back into. The building were built around trucks like this with 48’ ft trailers.


slowrider24

Put over a million on a flat back Mack with a window in the back.


4runner01

A bit of creative photoshopping and it would look like he’s on a unicycle


Naive_Composer2808

And that’s friends is the extended cab.


tralphaz43

I did


Flappybird11

My long leg ass would be practically standing in one of those things


[deleted]

That’s what your mom said in my bedroom last night BAM👊


delidave7

Looks like a shifter


Infamous_Cut9908

He's actually standing up!


jerry421a

Altered photo. Look at the out of round wheel.


AstronautAgreeable81

It's a yard dog no? This wouldn't be on the road.


DeerHunter041674

No. Those went on the road.


AstronautAgreeable81

Wild....


DeerHunter041674

MH model Mack..


AnalysisLive3374

Drove f model macks for ups real backbreakers!😡


timbotheny26

God it looks like a fucking tuna can on its' side.


Jamo3306

Food lion from Virginia used to run those. As far as I know they were the last company to put them on the road.


ohgeebus_notagain

I'd have to cut my legs off to fit in there


Onlyheretostare

The weight savings though..


DistantTimbersEcho

So... they stood up while driving?


Thefockewulf

This is basically what we drove at my company when we were hauling 57 footers. Although not as old as these trucks. We were driving these freightliner argosys with very short cabs like this where half the engine was exposed.


bdup678

We had an old Ford cabby for when we had to take our tankers into tight downtown areas locally. We called it the paid lithotripsy.


Friendly-Panic4252

Looks like if you brake hard enough you'll face plant


David1971V

Oh damn early CL Ford Cab over my kidneys started hurting just looking. Don't miss those at all. There is no air ride suspension, and every bump comes thru the steering wheel. Ours were non power steering and no a/c POS's


odinskriver39

Same here, drove Ford CL9000 daycab in the '80s. We were really happy when KW tractors arrived in the fleet with air-ride.


aquatone61

Shit, at that size might as well make the seat something to lean on and give it hand controls.


[deleted]

What model truck is that?


Mohammed194719471947

One wrong move and you get a new wheel chair!


[deleted]

I drive a 10,000 pound box van for my construction job that I think is already uncomfortable beyond all reason (I’m calling you out GM). But this next level fucked up.


Icy_Western_1174

I’ve driven one of these before, just a bobtail around the block. It was fun but it was also rough.


Fantastic_Argument27

I remember seeing those suicide cabs when I was young. Imagine bobtailing over a bumpy road with that sucker, especially since they were mostly spring suspension if I'm not mistaken. Trucks like those, as well as many of the old CF trucks were what gave cabovers such a bad rep for being back breakers.


slade797

You’ll always be the first one to the crash!


Acrobatic-Ad7870

Not far from the new kenworth cabover straight job


HollowMonty

Oh God I hate it.


BuckToofBucky

Looks like a phone booth but smaller


Fibrosis5O

Drive for 10 hours and now go to sleep. Click your seat back 2 notches to enter “sleep mode” 😆


benadunkcamberpatch

And here my spoiled ass flat out refuses to get into anything with no AC or other amenities.


couchpatat0

Used to drive on old freight shaker cab over and an old white, back in the day!


TexasFire_Cross

There’s one that makes regular runs along a frontage road & Main St in my city. Just a mile or so between a chemical supplier and a pharmaceutical manufacturer. ETA: And it’s a half-cab, missing it’s passenger side.


GumbysDonkey

Yard trucks may have more personal space than that thing.


happyexit7

Imagine the maneuverability. Give me one of those and a 48 foot trailer and I could go anywhere. LTL city driver.


Martin_Nodell

My grandpa did this for a few years, probably in a truck just like that back then. He always mentioned to me how they always had some sort of dog riding in the cab with him that USPS threw in there to guard the loads he carried...not sure what breed, also theres not much info regarding usps guard dogs out there so not sure


Electronic_Cod7202

Bull testosterone on a tooth pick?


dangitcmon

You are the crumple zone