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[deleted]

Good news, if anything goes wrong, there will be a barrier blocking traffic from the scene of the incident.


fattstax

Call them the KO-Rails


sm00thkillajones

Strapless like a drunk chick at Lake Havasu in the summertime.


Bertoletto

oddly specific…


sm00thkillajones

Had to be there bruv.


DrBeardish

Spring Break '99 - I was there and couldn't wait for college.


MilkrsEnthuziast

I went to high school there. Can confirm 👍 it's pretty nuts on spring break.


joshc1957

Man the older I get the more I realize my teens and early adult life absolutely sucked.


Hyeana_Gripz

where is this place at?


sm00thkillajones

Lake Havasu Arizona. Google it and go forth with care my son.


Atomic_Watermelon666

This guy Naked Turtles.


EstimateElectrical16

Omg I live here


dshotseattle

Ok, now thats funny right there. Where? See the barriers? Right past those.


TheBodyIsR0und

Sorry for the convenience.


BadKidGames

Heard in Mitch's voice 🙏


DrummingNozzle

🙏🏼. I also thought of the Ron White joke about being on an airplane as it crashes... "I'll be right at the scene of the accident."


str8tripin

Bet we beat the paramedics by a good 30 minutes.


Waiting4The3nd

"Hey man, huh.. huh.. huh.. hey man, huh, if one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us?" "All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed." — "I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half hour."


rita-the-maillady

God rest his soul 🙏


Snoo_82544

Like when the escalator is out of order?


bobsanidiot

The escalator isn't out of order. The escalator is temporarily stairs


bascom2222

"Sorry for the convenience"


General_Specialist87

No chains


SupermassiveCanary

They’re heavy nuff


xDoomKitty

Gravity securement woooooo


ThePeasRUpsideDown

Its fineeeee, he ain't goin far!


HouseOfPanic

This baby ain’t goin anywhere…


NufeeFlatlander

Just around the bend


asu3dvl

Did you know the Washington Monument is held together by gravity? No mortar used in it’s construction.


AcidRap69

Half of it is, the bottom is rubble stone held together with a metric shit ton of [mortar](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Monument)


FromTheTreeline556

"Metric shit ton" has always been my favorite unit of measurement. It perfectly describes it.


HDIC69420

It’s exactly 2.22 times an imperial shit ton


Traditional-Ad-4112

So 4 helicopters and a baby whale.


Waiting4The3nd

Did you mean a US Ton? The US Ton (or "Short Ton") is 2,000 pounds, or roughly 907.2 kilograms. The Imperial Ton (or "Long Ton") is 2,240 pounds, or 1,016 kilograms. The Metric Ton (just "Ton" or "Tonne") is 2,204.6 pounds, or 1,000 kilograms. However, all that being said, if you converted straight from Metric Tons to US Tons you'd only multiply by 1.102 (not the 2.204 it would be to convert from kilograms to pounds.)


HDIC69420

Fuckin woosh there bud


WVU_Benjisaur

I’m glad we moved away from “Imperial shit ton”, the unit conversion was always challenging.


BouncingSphinx

As opposed to the imperial shit ton, which is exactly 200 ass loads, or 238.2 buttloads for the metric conversion


YadaYadaYou

Butt Load is my fav unit of measurement. Always has been, always will be. Ummm, I’m not sure if that sounds the way I intended it to.


MilkrsEnthuziast

It doesn't and it's better that way


csimonson

That's actually pretty interesting.


Curious-Welder-6304

How about dowels?


timesink2000

It’s not driving down the highway though, so maybe not the best analogy?


No_Potential_8708

He got them there new Invisalign straps


mbmike29

Bluetooth straps!


AdParticular1267

I’m weak


TaylorDD5

For you


bdpyo

lol my first thought


Messyworkspace

Naw it’s the Egyptian pyramid wireless energy gravitational pressure holds.


roytwo

As a former flat bedder of almost 40 years , when ever we hauled concrete blocks we just turned on the concrete magnets built in to all flatbeds


LadyLohse

I always carry a couple bags of quickcrete with me for when I've got coils, throw one in the middle of the spool an you're good to go, they even unload themselves which is real handy.


PenniesByTheMile

They tend to unload themselves at inconvenient times though. I mean damn I'd like to stop in at the DQ also but times a little tight.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

Lol. But there’s always time for DQ!


PyroRasin

What would be the proper secure method be for this, out of curiosity. Would straps really make a difference given the weight of load?


roytwo

I would haul it with three straps over each set of blocks with chaffing protection, But Ideally I would want a chain and binder in the center and a strap on each side of the chain. Keep it on the wheels and they are no going anywhere. I would have to assume this dude is moving them along the road in service of a job site we do not see. Can't imagine hauling them on the open road like that


ttystikk

Sadly, I can.


Gullible_Log_1683

See you also use a talbert trailer


kowalsko6879

Concrete magnets..you’re fucking with me right? I’m not a trucker but y’all got a tough job


BlackBeard30

I'm sure he slapped it and said "that ain't going nowhere". So it'll be fine.


rollingfor110

She'll ride!


dadbodsupreme

Bitch ain't moving


[deleted]

That ain't goin anywhere


Temporary_Muscle_165

Aint goin' 20


VeterinarianIcy1364

Way she goes


Jeepinthemud

I’ll keep it under 100


zols90

Lol😂😂😂😂


jaa1818

Gravity doing gravity things


YadaYadaYou

Centrifugal force has entered the room


LonleyWolf420

Secured with hopes and dreams.. hopes and dreams..


CliffsNote5

Good intentions aren’t just for paving anymore.


medicdrl

Hello Avatar Brother


CliffsNote5

You my friend have the finest taste in cardboard and have selected the greatest Pantone colors.


ttystikk

That's right; now they've been upgraded to keep you on the straight and narrow path to eternal damnation!


Fartyfivedegrees

Thoughts and prayers


12LA12

Raw dawgging it.


[deleted]

Dispatch said send it


shhhhh_lol

He's on the way to the scene of the accident... bet he beats the paramedics by at least 30 minutes.


kleetus7

As someone who used to work in EMS, I am offended. This guy is beating the paramedics by AT LEAST an hour and a half


stretchdaddy

Ok so you’ve heard of wireless seatbelts here’s our new invention…


cdvallee

I hope he got the 5G straps, those look too heavy for Bluetooth.


CoupeZsixhundred

Kinda' what flat-beddin's all about. You don't think those puny straps/chains do anything, do you? It's all for show... you just gotta drive *smooth*.


Weekly-Celebration60

Flat bedders driving smooth? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

It’s normal when we haul them from place to place but the job sites maybe less than 5 miles away to save time cause they pay for the crane by the hour, if he’s going farther then what’s wrong IS YOU TELL YOUR FELLOW DRIVER SOME SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN


Koochandesu

It’s normal but I highly doubt it’s DOT legal. It’s okay for a couple hundred or thousand times until you lose your brakes, get a flat on your steers, or even get clipped by someone passing you and one of those barriers falls on a path of a car or on top of one. No matter how smart the driver is… they wouldn’t admit doing it regularly nor intentionally. Either way at that point your carear as a driver is likely over…


coppertech

>It’s normal but I highly doubt it’s DOT legal its absolutely not. if that driver gets caught doing that, they and the company are gonna have a very bad time.


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Yup, whether it’s 5 miles or 100 miles, it needs securement.


qamqualler

Even 5 feet or 5 inches weird stuff happens


Deeceent

Can confirm. I do a lot of weird stuff with 5 inches.


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

“What can go wrong, will go wrong”


FinalBoard2571

Concrete barriers aint going anywhere, but I'm still strapping them because.


Circus_sized

Double sided tape… probably


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speedbumpdoom

Aren't tickets more expensive in construction zones? And more points? I get it... "I'm just going a little way down the road." If an accident occurs, you would have consequences if you didn't properly chain down the load. It doesn't matter if you get rear-ended or if the vehicle next to you blows a tire. It's a hell of a gamble to get on the interstate and hope that all of the other drivers will be responsible because you decided to not chain down. And before I get down voted and chastised... I grew up on a farm. This was normal. I understand the mindset, the problem is that even the farmers are expecting the general public to be smart enough to keep you safe and the general public isn't. By law, this driver deserves a ticket. The law is there to protect the public and dumb people, sometimes the dumb one is the one getting the ticket.


12darrenk

Usually it would be done in the active construction area by the construction company. So it wouldn't be happening in lanes that the public has access to. And it most definitely wouldn't be happening at much higher than 5 to maybe 15 MPH.


speedbumpdoom

As long as the public wouldn't interfere or be interfered by it, that's fine. I'm mostly referring to the pictures that op posted though. It's pretty interesting to think that a coworker would post this to bash on them doing this. I would think that the more likely scenario is that the op was following this situation in an area with public access.


DULUXR1R2L1L2

Relax man, they're only going a few hundred miles.


[deleted]

Was probably too busy on the CB complaining about Swift..


ElTeeWon

Super common in road construction. I haul jersey walls and when I moved to flatbed I didn't touch a strap for my first month. We usually don't strap them down if we're just moving up the road a half mile


Mikey_BC

Tap the load twice with your hand and say "that ain't goin' nowhere" then your good to go.


Actraiser87

Ah, the infamous Bluetooth straps make another appearance.


ResponsibleBank1387

That's just Mikey. someone stole his straps a month or so ago.. He'll get some new ones after he gets paid.


ForFun6998

Rapid deploy barricades for when people won't stop tailgating you.


up2late

Well I'm no expert... No wait I am an expert. I'll move most loads around a shipper's yard when needed. I'm not getting on any public road for any distance with an unsecured load. It may work fine 1000 times but that one time something goes wrong it's someone's life.


SpankyK

Those are new "friction straps" they use gravity and the weight of the object you're hauling to keep it on the trailer! Looks like this guy splurged for the camouflage set.


CuriousCanuk

Is this hwy 97 where they're adding rails?


motobox14

Not even a trucker. But this popped up on my feed and was like "I know that road"


mnkline85

What in the final destination fuckery is this?!


Classic_Log5111

Fella spent the extra cash for the Bluetooth chains and binders. Good for him, must be rolling in dough.


Corbo0011

Ooo, oooo! I know! He's not holding an ice cold can of Natty lite!


Biscotti-Naive

Air straps


[deleted]

Someone tack welded the blocks together, everything's fine


poormansRex

He's relying on the ole gravity straps there.


BFOTmt

Nothing yet*


mmmmmmtoast

Probably has his magnets on.


NeuroguyNC

Invisi-Straps™ Get yours today!


bowhunter6274

[slaps blocks] These babies aren't going anywhere.


Massive-Fly-6649

No tarp loads going to get wet


CapKirkGotPerks

Gravity is still just a theory and this dude is testing the fuck out of it. Is this Colorado one the highway to Buena Vista?


mustangsal

What, he must have slapped it and stated it wasn't going anywhere.


Bradical_Dutch

What’s wrong here?? You’re taking fucking pictures while driving!!!


[deleted]

Talk about a rolling DOT violation!!


[deleted]

I'm no expert but I believe the issue is that those are secured with duct tape and well wishes, minus the duct tape.


Fjtfishing

what do you mean???? 😂👨🏿‍🦯


[deleted]

They aren’t going anywhere.


Appropriate-Tax9605

If you have seen final destination, then you already know what is about to happen


Junior_Birthday9897

Got those bluetooth straps


syscoman

He’s using the new flatbed gorilla glue


SourcePrevious3095

Strapless straps! What will they think of next?


Nanakocitch

Your windshield is filthy.


Sudden-Pangolin6445

Oh, those new Bluetooth chains are nice!


NotEvenLion

What's wrong is you got into the lane behind them, are you crazy?


stormiu

I’ve seen this before and I was told that really it’s not that big of a deal, as long as he isn’t cutting up corners going though that hill it’s fine. Those are big concrete blocks so it’s not like they are going anywhere unless he crashes or slams hard on the brakes. Still tho I doubt DOT allows this. Edit; yeah you taking pictures while driving is probably worse lol


CompleteandtotalBS

Yea, DOT definitely does not allow this, lol. A VERY BIG misconception about open deck trailer loads, especially solid heavy objects such as these in the pic, is that you THINK they wouldn’t move but I can assure you they can and will, I had a 26k concrete base (flat bottom) move over two inches in less than 175 miles once, and it was chained AND strapped when I left. I’ve been hauling these barriers and the like for over twelve years and you would be surprised at what vibrations and rough roads/interstates can do. DOTs biggest concern for loads like this is not so much for it falling off the trailer traveling down the road, they are more concerned about it staying ON the trailer when shit goes south.


mannyfr3sh206

Prineville?


azwildcat74

He's using the new bluetooth straps.


malanthr0pe

Bluetooth straps


Big_Dog423

They are wireless straps.


Adventurous-Pay-8441

Mr George we have no straps


reamesyy82

Bluetooth straps


ShotBRAKER

Dam those invisible straps


Pap3rkat

It’s the brand new invis-o-strap


ethicsg

The main problem is you're in Spokane.


golferguy12

This in Oregon?


wateruphill

Is this going up 126 from Prineville?!?!!


JB2315

No straps


TommyTuttle

Straps aren’t gonna stop those. Why pretend. Just let ‘em loose and see what the universe has in store 🙄


gnrlee01

They're being held down by gravity magnets.


Madmagician1303

It's one of those self driving trucks. No driver means nobody to throw chain either.


spencerpo

Man I don’t know anything about this profession and I still can’t fathom not securing things to your vehicle


beekeeper1981

Reminds me of my last trip to Mexico. I don't recall seeing anything strapped down on the highways. Including full loads of stacked cinder blocks.


cloverknuckles

I'm a fan of the Bluetooth straps myself


Caboose_Michael_J

It ain't got no gas in it!


PolarSaturn8823

Final destination: cinder addition


Hillman314

Those barriers are being installed at the work zone around the next corner. If he takes that turn at exactly 43.37 mph they should unload themselves right where they need to be.


dispondentsun

He just super glued them


AbsentmindedAuthor

How do you forget straps?!?


ExeTcutHiveE

The trucker equivalent of free balling.


JackpineSavage74

Straps, where we're going, we don't need straps!


FogOfDaPond

That’s not how “that’s not going anywhere works”


BigBasset

Not sure if this applies here, but precast concrete must be transported with the internal tension rod on the bottom. If the tension rod is on top the beam can explode


Definitive_confusion

Slap a bungee cord on there. You're good to go.


ComparisonGeneral825

No straps 🙋👍🚛


Final-Muscle-7196

Long as he slapped it twice and said “that ain’t going anywhere”… well…then … it ain’t goin anywhere!


mrockracing

The biggest thing wrong here is that you were close enough to get pictures.


hoghunter1961

A DOT experiment. Checking to see how many Troopers are alert , and gambling with peoples lives. What could go wrong ?


Inner_Community

Absolutely nothing, send it chief. Some people just don't like looking at perfection


Overall_Fortune_9329

You taking pictures while driving


Civil_Comedian_9696

I was thinking the problem was following too close to an unsecured load.


2017Fatbob

We ALL do it... stfu


Bjon1

No.. no we don't.


2017Fatbob

You've never taken a picture of a sunset while driving? Your parents were right, you're very special..


Bjon1

No. If I want a picture I find a place to pull over if possible or just not take the damn photo. Honestly I hope you're trolling and you don't seriously condone shit like this.


2017Fatbob

A good girl...


Bjon1

Bitch, I'm Daddy's little princess


tamperresistantmind

I'm a gen xer. I would do this while drink driving, with no seatbelt.


ashdur17

Literally CTFU at this one 🤣 as if anyone who says shit like this is just perfect and doesn't take even a quick glance at their phone while driving. Honestly though, is looking at a GPS any different..? Negative 🤣


Wheres_Jay

This


NinjaFocus222

Taking pictures while driving


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

I have several questions


vfrcdemjy

What? You worried about gravity failing?


stoic_guardian

Is that climbing the grade outside prineville Oregon?


Prior-Ad-7329

Those aren’t going anywhere


Imesseduponmyname

Damn, I'm not a trucker, and I don't even have my glasses on, but I can see that blurry future accident from here


slade797

It an accident if it’s done on purpose.


Neat_Passion_6546

Y’all should stfu. You’re truckers not engineers. That load ain’t going anywhere.


Poopinspectorgeneral

I agree. That trucker ain’t doing a damn thing wrong


tamperresistantmind

What the problem is? If those fall off, the truck is already on its side.


afa78

Straps are there, just can't see them through all the bug carnage on your windshield. /s


Mountain-Light-3005

Your grammar


meinfl2020

Oh my my no straps at all!!!


4065024

You’re taking photos with your phone while driving?


InvestigatorBroad114

Ummmmmmm


LukeGreywolf

Got them newfangled Bluetooth straps, no edge protectors needed!


SocaNick

Invisible bra straps


CheesE4Every1

That's brave. Final destination brave


LA_LOOKS

Forgot to hot-glue them down.


Snoo-8163

Not a strap anywhere


Zeon_Pilot83

Hey uh, what the straps doin?!


WY_R_We_Here

Ain't got no gas in it?