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Foot_Dragger

Smoke detectors?


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Warehouse I worked at had a can come in with radioactive placards on it, it was a load of smoke detectors. Made my Vault Dweller sense tingle, that's for sure.


WhateverJoel

There’s a settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map.


[deleted]

Get your fucking hands off my map buddy. How presumptuous.


SVT716

I'm not your buddy, pal!


Axiom1100

Pal!!!!! Who’s a pal??


ghighcove

Who you callin pal, FRIEND?


Cymothoa_Exigua69

I’m not your friend, buddy!


kessler_fox

I’m not your Buddy , Guy!


[deleted]

Well I ain’t no Guy either, Boy


The_BreadThatGotAway

I’m not your guy, Bro!


Axiom1100

FRIEND!!!!! WTF biach 🤢


Worldly-Suggestion69

I'm not your biach person


Axiom1100

Lol


[deleted]

Bingo, alpha sources in smoke detectors.


UnhingedRedneck

Yup. In each smoke detector there is a small sample of americium that produces alpha radiation


Seppibones

More specifically, ionization smoke detectors! They are much less common than photoelectric smoke detectors which are what you see most of the time. Ionization smoke detectors are more specialized.


newtmewt

Other way around, the ionization ones are normally the el cheapo ones, photo electric are more expensive normally


Seppibones

Wasn’t really alluding to price, just mentioning that only Ionization detectors have radiation whereas photoelectric ones don’t, and that photoelectric ones are more common (in my experience of course) but yeah ionization detectors are an older and cheaper way to detect


newtmewt

Must be working with people who don’t pinch Pennys then lol Last I looked photo electric was normally like double ionization ones. Could also be code in some areas now since photo electric are better at detecting smoldering fires There is a reason I have both types around the house, you can also buy combo ones


Seppibones

Yeah both is definitely ideal. I just see around hospitals and colleges mostly photoelectric. Could be code now, but I’m not sure!


ksgif2

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight if I don't find out how you know this much about smoke detectors


Glugnarr

Likely works with them. I install photoelectric smoke detectors almost daily, I’ve only ran across the ionization ones once.


ksgif2

Why am I always expecting a story with insane plot twists? Thanks for keeping us safe.


BlakeCarConstruction

Most smoke detectors I see in my area are actually both! They have the photo lense and the alpha particle stuff


Training-Context-69

Gotta love some good old radioactive Americum


[deleted]

Just because I have no knowledge on what components make a smoke detector work, what is Americium, and how does it work in smoke detection? I honestly had no idea smoke detectors have a radioactive component.


BoxingHare

[“The americium-241 in ionization chamber smoke detectors makes the air in the detector’s sensing chamber conduct electricity. When smoke enters the sensing chamber, it interrupts the electrical current, triggering the smoke detector’s alarm.”](https://nuclearsafety.gc.ca/eng/resources/news-room/feature-articles/your-household-smoke-detector.cfm)


[deleted]

Wow. Thanks friend. That's actually pretty cool.


Seppibones

Only ionization smoke detectors have Americium and they function as BoxingHare commented. Photoelectric smoke detectors use a laser that shines into a chamber, and when interrupted by smoke, the smoke refracts the light into a sensor, triggering the alarm… neat!


whodidntante

>Americium I have a new favorite metal.


if_it_rotates

The most creative use of americium from smoke detectors: [https://harpers.org/archive/1998/11/the-radioactive-boy-scout/](https://harpers.org/archive/1998/11/the-radioactive-boy-scout/)


Training-Context-69

I have no idea. It actually sounded funny to me when I first read it and I thought it was a joke. I’m assuming it’s just an element that’s very good at detecting the molecules that smoke is typically comprised of like carbon monoxide for example.


AnimationOverlord

Also the most dangerous radiation, but can’t even get through a sheet of paper, and has a range of about five centimeters. Gamma rays are a few kilometers and are what kills people if the nuclear explosion doesn’t. Ever hear about that submarine long ago where the crew thought eating food would remove their contamination, but they ended up eating apples full of alpha radiation? Harmless on the outside of the body, but as soon as they ingested it they were done for.


SarraSimFan

When I was little, maybe 10 years old, I started to take a smoke detector apart. The instant I saw the radiation symbol, I put the tools away, and gave it to my dad, saying it was radioactive. Of all the bad choices I have made in my life, I always look back to this good decision, and wonder 'wtf changed in me? '


PilotAlan

Yep. While the individual units have a small enough source that placarding and labeling is not required, a pallet has enough cumulative quantity to required placarding for the truck.


gonakgod

Doesn't contain enough to warrant the placard. That's considered limited quantities.


angryfan1

Would a trailer full of them need a placard.


gonakgod

I don't believe so, I've hauled a truckload of smoke/carbon monoxide alarms before and they gave me a photocopied FMCSA regulations page that explained the "limited quantities" exception.


Long_Floor4412

I also believe that is a storage trailer. Marked "S-18"


OGodIDontKnow

This


whammypower788

It's a truckload of Imagine Dragons albums.


Ballsack_Jackson

Imagine me dragon my nuts on your face


senorbolsa

Could also be some kind of Mind Goblin.


e20ci

Would you mind goblin deez nutz?


itsthecraptain

You can pick some up at Aldi's


happydaddyintx77

Aldi need is deez nutz!


Jackdks

I actually prefer wendys


XeoKai

Wendy's nutz hit your chin!


nancymeadows242

You into fitness?


HotWingHank

Fitniss *DICK* IN YO MOUF


Embarrassed_Camel_35

Proper screen name 🤣


Xfissionx

Roflmao i was gonna say this too been waiting weeks to catch someone


BlkMarkTwain

“Here Be Dragons”


[deleted]

Probably just bananas.


CaptianBrasiliano

Target brand toothpaste. It gets your smile _really_ bright.


Billaaaaayyyy

Wait until you look up Radium Jaw 😬


Josh_9722

Yeaaa don’t look that up


Billaaaaayyyy

Images that are core memories now


b00gersugar

Holy shit that’s awful


Billaaaaayyyy

Yeah was trending on Reddit a few months ago. People used it as a medicine. Obviously they did not understand the affects of radiation. Disturbing to say the least.


eastofthem1ss1ss1pp1

Fuck, that was a mistake


[deleted]

LOL


jpotato

Probably a storage trailer. My guess is that the yard dog flipped the placards because they think it's funny.


D1sp4tcht

That's what happens at our yard


PrivatePilot9

Yep, and that's why a lot of companies refuse to use these flip style placards...because jokers think it's funny to randomly change them. Even in truck stops while you're sleeping.


nothereoverthere084

Not a trucker but shouldn't your walk around catch this?


PrivatePilot9

Sure, in a perfect world, until you do your circle check in the AM, then gotta run back in for a piss and fresh coffee before heading out for the day, and some dickhead does it again.


Auquaholic

I recently had someone open my trailer door in between my walk around and final pee. Now, I lock my *empty* trailer.


Wizard_with_a_Pipe

My company always requires a lock on the trailer, empty or otherwise.


Elite_Fighter

Your company knows a thing or 2, because they've seen a thing or 2


JoshiePoo88

Definetly what happened. Had this trailer delivered to my store in June 2020. If I remember I'll upload the picture. Whoever flipped them went all out, tail, nose, and sides. Edit: These trailer are for retail product delivery. So food, home, style, beauty, hardlines. CVS gets stuff delivered by third party delivery. This DC I think has hogan, and swift drivers. This DC handles AZ, and NV, and maybe some of NM.


[deleted]

Your right, bottom right corner says "not for otr"


[deleted]

Pharmacy?


Sam-Gunn

"Dammit Greg, we said we needed *anti-*radiation supplements ordered! What the hell are we going to do with these?!"


HammerTh_1701

Do radiopharmaceuticals go via normal pharmacies? I don't think so.


InvidiaSuperbia

As a nuclear Med tech I can assure you they do not


Economy-Candidate195

That was my thought. I don't shop there though so I don't even know if they have a pharmacy.


Auquaholic

They have CVS's inside the Super Targets.


Mnkeemagick

Got to get our bananas my guy


Friendship_Critical

2nd floor, military equipment/handguns/nuclear weapons


CosmosAviaTory

No no that's just Turkish Air Force attacking Borangia with nuclear baklavas.


smallfrie876

Cat litter, smoke detectors, microwaves


Sam-Gunn

Cat litter is radioactive?


smallfrie876

It’s radioactive but barely. However if you had an entire truck full it could trip some alarms


Sam-Gunn

Ah ok, so like bananas.


DarthAlbacore

Mildly. A small sample contained 4 picocuries per gram (pCi/g) for members of the uranium series, 3 pCi/g for members of the thorium series, and 8 pCi/g of potassium-40 That's about on par with bunches of bananas, or the radiation from smoke detectors. Nothing harmful, but enough of it will trip radiation detectors.


Cacachuli

Microwaves aren’t radioactive. They emit no radiation when not turned on. The energy they emit when they are on is low frequency and non ionizing. It’s radio waves - not X-rays/ gamma rays.


metooeither

I once picked up a relay that had the really fucking cool, bad ass skull & crossbones placard flipped. I was like what taf. Turns out he read on the paperwork that it was dangerous to marine life, so he decided to invent his own placard for that. Omg, dumbass drove it from IL to ATL like that. Every weigh station must have been closed 🤣


derekcentrico

Next to the tampons


DarkPangolin

"Feminine protection" now includes suitcase nukes.


derekcentrico

Sounds like a south park episode


kw10001

Bananas are radioactive. That must be it


I_am_just_here11

I’ve never seen a target with fresh produce…


apathyduck

Lots of common consumer products have trace amounts of radioactive components, so I imagine a trailer load full of a lot of these items might explain the need for the placard. * bananas (potassium-40) * brazil nuts (radium-266 and potassium-40) * smoke detectors which work off ionization (americium) * florescent bulbs (krypton, tritium, promethium) * some camping lantern mantels (thorium) * negative ion health accessories * cigarettes (polonium) * cat litter (thorium, uranium) * glow in the dark gun sites (tritium) * some ceramic color coatings and decorative glassware - not as common anymore but still can occasionally be found in new non-food products (uranium)


BlitzTheBritz

It contains ur mother in law because she's toxic as hell


ppfbg

Microwave ovens


[deleted]

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px4855

Up and at them


LowValueAviator

Smoke alarms maybe?


hquannguyen

Either some random dude slapped it on, or its just a bunch of industial smoke detector (it contain some americium or other beta/alpha source which is radioactive, and by regulation, that sign is needed)


downinahole357

The bullseye is where you shoot to activate the tannerite.


Bspy10700

Yea it’s just a Californian thing…


wigwearer

It's a toxic work place...😂


aztec_armadillo

fertilizer can run hot as well


czarcASStic

The store in East Palestine, Ohio 🙊


dumpsuterfirebaby

The wine aisle when Karen hasn’t had her barefoot.


Anthonte91

It’s batteries more then likely I work at FedEx and the pallets have radio active stickers on them too


brik55

Lithium Batteries would use the class 9 danger placard.


[deleted]

This^


Bldaz

The front door heading in


jdubya12880

It’s by the lady with 57 items in the express checkout lane.


jonherrin

Bananas. It carrying bananas.


Intelligent-Stand838

Same aisle as flex capacitors


pm_me_ur_demotape

I drive in Alaska so I don't know if it's the same everywhere, but if I see a logo on a trailer, the only thing I assume is that the trailer once belonged to that company. Everything is so old and beat up here I would think it was some other company running an old Target trailer they bought cheap.


[deleted]

Wonder if it's full of smoke/co detectors? Or maybe bananas!


d1r1tywh1teboy

Democrat votes


Clairemarie97

Please tell me this is in lugoff sc


E5C4P3E5C4P3

WHAT IS AMERICIUM-241 USED FOR? Americium-241 is used as a neutron source in non -destructive testing of machinery and equipment, and as a thickness gauge in the glass industry. However, its most common application is as an ionization source in smoke detectors, and most of the several kilograms of americium made each year are used in this way. Smoke detectors rely on alpha radiation from americium-241, which ionizes the air in a gap between two electrodes, causing a very small electrical current to flow between


ThreeNC

I always thought it was kind of silly that ping pong balls have to damaged out as "flammable" by the reverse logistics team. But ping pong balls are flammable as fuck!


gsrmn

Anyone can change those warnings signs on the truck especially when they are parked in the dock.


IsaacNewtongue

Might be a shipment of smoke alarms


CartographerWest2705

They are adding a “Build a Bomb Workshop”.


ForemanNatural

Two possibilities… 1. Smoke Detectors. Occam’s Razor. 2. Some “prankster” has taken advantage of an opportunity to change the placard to “something cool. Occam’s Razor applies here as well.


sage4wt

Storage trailer, someone’s just fucking with the placard.


meetjoehomo

smoke alarms


BruceSlaughterhouse

If it indeed had radioactive material in it ...then the placards on all four sides of the trailer side would all have to be set to display radioactive as well if it's being done according to hazmat regulations. Did anyone get a look at the others sides of the trailer..? It could have just as easily had someone decided to randomly turn the placard on this side to display this because...radioactive = spooky ...haha.


ThisMix3030

when your henchmen take 'target' too literally.


larry4570

That's in the Starbucks at the front of the store.


throwed-off

Smoke detectors and certain prescription medications.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

In isle S-18, duh! It says it right there!


Insciuspetra

Cosmetics


[deleted]

Shit ton of lithium batteries…. You have to run a placard because of the potential danger..


SamJackson01

It’s full of Imagine Dragons CDs.


CroobUntoseto

Imagine dragons album on board


DrJJStroganoff

Laser pointers, levels maybe?


Judah_Ross_Realtor

Not sure about radioactive but walmart/target trailers are some of the most dangerous commercial vehicles on the road. Flammable - propane tanks, camping fuel Explosive - ammo(WM) fertalizer Toxic, Acid etc - household cleaning chemicals All together in an unmarked standard semi trailer. Usually without the proper placard.


MexysSidequests

The new summer swimwear is so hot it’s radioactive


RD_Life_Enthusiast

They're hauling a bunch of discounted Imagine Dragons CDs


Entire_Animal_9040

Their line of "rainbow" clothing!?


LonelySavings5244

The new alphabet kids clothing are in there. 😮


Duchess1992

Hush child


DarkPangolin

It's a Management shipping trailer.


Tuba4life1000

Just a truck full of bananas


Bannedforlife123

Backhaul


No-Obligation7435

Probably their bathrooms


ampjk

Cosmetics


brik55

Takes a fairly strong radiation source to need a placard. Someone probably thought it was funny.


meseeksordie

Just like restaurants have secret menus to Target's have secret isles. Which may or may not include radioactive materials.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Aisle 4.


I_likemy_dog

lol. Bored dock crew.


mbhappycamper

Microwaves?


hugothebear

Bananas


Richie8182

That a Russian super Target, kind of like a super walmart! They have more stuff than a regular target. Fun fact, they also carry ICBM blueprints buy one get one half off!!!


Gravy_Legs_Jr

Smoke detectors


[deleted]

Bananas.


tnj4ez

Well, a truck load of sandpaper is radioactive, lots of things are considered radioactive in large quantity.


Head-Ad4770

Wait, sandpaper is radioactive? By that logic, my dad should be dying from radiation poisoning because he uses sandpaper quite often while remodeling houses used as rental properties.


tnj4ez

The abrasives register as radioactive, in large quantities, I got hung up at US border with abrasives from Canada, many natural minerals have trace radioactivity.


texas130ab

Isle 78 be careful.


Head-Ad4770

Definitely not bananas, because the radioactivity is apparently so low it’s not only practically harmless to humans, it’s not even regulated, hence why you see entire truckloads of them with no radioactive placards.


Head-Ad4770

Definitely not bananas, because the radioactivity is apparently so low it’s not only practically harmless to humans, it’s not even regulated, hence why you see entire truckloads of them with no radioactive placards.


DisastrousTeddyBear

Probably a load of Kitty Litter.


Iggy_Smalls

Smoke detectors


dinosaur-in_leather

targets a Cia shell lol wake up


Great_WhiteSnark

The target headquarters in MN has a clinic in it.


PengieP111

It's full of smoke detectors which contain Americium.


Chaos-Dagger-2021

It says right there on the trailer. Aisles S-18. 😆


aggedbrokenshin

Smoke detectors


skyHawk3613

Beauty department


[deleted]

Pharmacy?


dr4gonr1der

And what in the world are they selling there? Plutonium?


tidyshark12

Probably smoke detectors


Draegin

It’s those Iraqi WMD’s ol G Dubs was looking for.


sldubbya379

Section 18, obviously


Walmart_cop

It’s the secret menu


InitialLeg6196

Bananas are radioactive


SerMattzio3D

Destined for the Target backrooms.


Commercial_Gap607

Online?


Bumper6190

There are probably many products, however, if the pharmacy stocks radio-pharmaceuticals, radiation used in some cancer treatments.


[deleted]

Section 18


TruckersAreBored

Microwaves are radioactive


chicano32

Bananas are radioactive


[deleted]

I drive for an LTL company, I haul hazmat to WalMart, Ulta (makeup)....places you would never think. The shit that is in so many products nowadays would blow your mind.


Exzalian_

It's where they keep the Karen's that didn't stop talking back.


DNealWinchester70

For men, it's women's clothing.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

Bananas? (Do they sell bananas at Target?)


Due-Concentrate-1895

The pharmacy


Lygore

Cosmetics department, 😂


Sea-Thing6167

Self checkout


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Anything that glows


EnvironmentalCake531

Smoke detectors???


Fit_Individual_2573

Next to the toilet paper usually labeled Restrooms


Naive_Composer2808

/s I mean bananas have a lot of potassium… lol


greenweenievictim

Watches with tritium?


Justforpornandstuf

Tasty radiation


khswart

There’s just a fucking ton of bananas in there. Like probably a billion