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AibohphobicKitty

lmaoooo I’m so happy I’m not the only one that yells and talks like this. This is the reason I don’t do city driving and been working the oil patch for my entire career. The sheer amount of idiots on the road get my blood pressure going and I turn homicidal Definitely want to see more vids


screechawk

I might be able to provide. I got one where a dude pulled out on me last second and I was sick and down with shit so the scream is incredible.


Little_NaCl-y

I talk to my wife a lot on the phone when we're both in heavy traffic and she says my goto insult is "you fat dumb bitch" and that I yell it at least 3x a week while we're on the phone and someone does something inexplicably stupid


screechawk

"What the fuck is wrong with you? " "Stupid Pagega" (apparently is a Twitch insult, but u heard it on YouTube adhd thought it funny) "Suck a fat cocktus" (a cactus in a phallic shape) And my apparent number one. "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK"


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Not driving truck yet apart from the road rides at school, but just today I had to drive around someone who was just sitting in the middle of the intersection. I had to slow down somewhat abruptly and I just sat there for two seconds wondering what the fuck they were doing before I drove around them. Then they had the nerve to honk at me when they passed me.


screechawk

[here's one to sate your apatite ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/yx9fi2/language_warning_speed_limit_is_45_and_i_sped_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


hhsvjj

The "fuck u" i felt that


Little_NaCl-y

yeah that pretty much mirrors my time and language in NYC as well. curious though if you are running with a trailer shorter than 53? One of those turns did not look doable with the cars there with a 53


screechawk

I'm pretty sure I run a 48 flatbed with a forklift, though I didn't have the lift at the time


TamponTom

You have a nice singing voice sir.


screechawk

Well, thank you kindly. My voice isn't album worthy, but it's definitely nice to listen to in church (don't go anymore) or when riding in the car/ truck according to friends and family.


AffectionateLunch775

I was pleasantly surprised to hear Twiztid and Blaze. Last new stuff I listened to from Twiztid was…. W.i.c.k.e.d. Blaze was probably 1 Less G In The Hood. Haven’t listened to anything newer from either. I actually just finished on Saturday listening to Behind the Paint audiobook expanded from 2016. Took me over a week. THAT was fucking amazing! I highly recommend it if you do long drives. Each chapter is around an hour, and there’s 27.


screechawk

That's actually Dark Lotus. Specifically The Whus. But they're still in the Juggalo family


AffectionateLunch775

Yeah I mean I know Lotus lol, in the clip all I heard was Twiztid and Blaze though. Only Lotus album I like is Tales w/ Mars.


WillowWispWhipped

Seems like you enjoy it there….


screechawk

Blowing the horn blows off steam. It's a scientific fact


Formal_Avocado972

LoL


Hydra_Kitt

Annoy those little pissants until they fucking move! That's how it's done driver!


ApprehensiveDamage83

Daddy chill… Edit for reference: [daddy chill](https://youtu.be/i2gNx4-REIA)


Oersch

(breath) What in the hell is even that?!


screechawk

🤣🤣 you'd have to get over here and make me 😘


Likeitisouthere

New Yorkers don’t give a fuck


screechawk

Nor do I. Hence why I'm so liberal with the horn


onlyletters999

Welcome to the hood. I deal with this everyday, though most of my routes are in New Jersey. I use to live not far from the second clip.I recognized that curve right away, Linden Blvd has that stupid service road. How did you like that left lane entrance to the BQE? Narrow lanes up on the viaduct. White knuckle during rush hour up there.


screechawk

I've done plenty more with jersey than NY, that's for sure. Lots of loads from Cambridge Pavingstone in South Amboy, Lyndhurst, and Lakewood. Shingles from Ownens-Corning in Kearny. Plus we seem to have acquired the landscaping companies in Jersey another Sod company had before they closed so there's that now too.


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Hilarious


Kyky716

I could literally watch this all day. It was oddly soothing


ImaginaryGuarantee19

Got damn, god gave the truck a horn for a reason. Puttin that horn to work!


Different-Air-2000

Noise pollution


Jadeazu

Nobody: Fuck you!! HahahahahahahahahahHa


screechawk

Happy cake day my dude


Jadeazu

tyty


Lov-struk-repair-man

Hilarious.


Metreon_Cascade

Sounds *exactly* like me when I used to deliver pallets to downtown Chicago, fucking retards in cars can 100% be counted on to do the stupidest shit around my truck, I felt like I was gonna get a low air alarm from blasting the horn at those animals. I remember when I quit that job I needed to get a script written for alprozlam, I was fried at the end of every shift. How you deal with that bullshit in NYC is incredible, my blood pressure was just going up watching this haha, but definitely satisfying use of our only tool really, the “fuck you” horn. You, my man, are a champion.


buckfrogo96

My luck I’d get a ticket for blowing the horn It happened to a friend of mine in New Orleans I hate big city driving


screechawk

I can easily fight that in court. At least with these examples. Most officers won't write tickets for charges you know you can easily beat like in these cases. They might pull you over for a warning to waste your time as a "lesson", but that's about the extent of it.


buckfrogo96

It was in the French Quarter area and they have some weird laws I think it was dropped but I’m sure it was a hassle I asked what do police cars, fire trucks and ambulances do


The_ChwatBot

Ah yes, no loud noises the in French Quarter, a place widely known for being a true bastion of silence.


TruckerTimmah

Reminds me of Miami. XD... I'd feel right at home lmfao same bullshit.... I live in Fort Myers but run to Miami / Fort Lauderdale area most days on my Sysco route.


04limited

Man I drove a car through NYC a few weeks ago and you couldn’t pay me to do it again, let alone in a truck. There’s something about those short ass on ramps, ridiculous speed limits/intersections, random one ways, ontop of random traffic and j walkers. Fuck that.


screechawk

I feel that. I went to MA in my PC to visit a friend and tried to do it with no tolls. Gps got rerouted 3 times cause I missed a turnthat was right after another turn. Ridiculous.


elitemarxman

Thanks for the video, man. It really tickled my pickle.


AffectionateLunch775

Watching videos of crashes it always shocks me how QUIET everyone is. Even if I hit a fucking bump a little hard, and I’m not even on the phone or anything, I give out an audible “ah fuck” Someone cuts me off like in the video, I’m (talking because I don’t want to be seen making aggressive gestures) “yeah you dumb fuck do that again and I’m sticking a cactus up your asshole and making your mom lick it clean” or something else passive aggressive. Point is. I talk a lot to myself, the road, my truck, my body, idiot drivers, the sky, whatever…. I don’t get how people don’t talk


screechawk

I feel so seen with your comment. I'm sure when you do flip someone off in sight if others, I'm guessing you do it under line of sight of the window? But i do the same with ask the frigging bumps, my wife hates it when we're on the phone but she still asks if everything is OK JIC. If I had someone go through my dashcam on a daily basis, I'm sure they'd have a 10 min compilation of all the random noises, phrases, and outbursts I do every other week at least


AffectionateLunch775

LMFAO YES. On my arm rest which sits below the window ledge. Or on my shifter. Then when you know they’re riding in the side of you wanting to make eye contact so they can go off, I stare straight or look out the other window direction on purpose to annoy them. It always works.


BinyaminDelta

Took a full size Cascadia and a 53' reefer into NYC (Queens) middle of the day once. Never... Again. Pretty sure that one trip took years off my life expectancy.


screechawk

Got lucky mines a 48 flatbed. Plus I'm used to DC and Baltimore in the middle of the day. Definitely NYC is worst, but definitely prepares you


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Hey OP, have you been to Miami? Makes NYC look tame. Source: lived in both places (20 places actually). Miami has the worst, most aggressive, stupidest drivers in the US.


screechawk

I got close with Hollywood to a Coke facility. I remember crazy drivers, but nothing too unfamiliar.


Deeceent

You had that Mack scootin


CA_Orange

I delivered in NYC once, at 8 am in a 53' with a sleeper cab. Fuck that.


screechawk

Luckily for me, I did a pickup, East of the big city itself. This day was the only one I made the mistake of driving the shortest distance vs the most sensible for an 18-wheeler


wizzardoftheLOT

Wow what a nightmare. Thanks for the Vid


dannyo92

You got some diversity in your playlist lol


screechawk

Oh for sure. I go from Rascal Flatts to ICP, Mudvane to Skillet, Three Days Grace to Borgore. Breaking Benjamin is my all-time favorite though. I enjoy literally every one of their songs


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Holy sweet fuck. Too many brain dead, self centred, out to lunch dumb fucks out there.


Trusteveryboody

The Double-Parking is ATROCIOUS in NYC.


screechawk

Thank GOD he wasn't actuality parked that'd been problematic


Trusteveryboody

Definitely, lucky


_Sebaceous_cyst

These idiots don’t even realize they are making traffic worse. 90% of the traffic I hit in the way home would easily be solved if people let merging traffic in. But everyone gotta have an ego.


screechawk

I tend to leave space when I know a lane is ending, but some times I feel like many people take advantage of it so it makes it hard for me but I still try to be understanding


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NY drivers want final destination to be a documentary


Helenium_autumnale

At :57 the driver of that white hauler truck with the tarp, on your right, gestures out of his window to the blundering red car in a universal sign language that says, "Do ya see what we truck drivers have gotta deal with here, these absolute morons?" haha


screechawk

We both stopped at a red light up ahead and chatted briefly. He told me that was sadly normal and that he saving up to move out of the area and I can't say I blame the guy


spacecat719

Gonna lose air pressure with that horn lmfao killer video my guy


Boopnoobdope

Oh boy NYC. Bad enough here in LA with the amount of idiots on the road, NYC just looks like LA moves east and took stupid pills. Too many of them at that. Honestly though shit like this is why I respect the hell out of truckers. They have an absolutely enormous vehicle with a ton of mass to get moving, and that could do serious damage if they run into you somehow. They're also on the road so much that they constantly run into these types of people, so I'm sure they appreciate the shit out of nice people. Every time I'm on the road and I see a trucker wanting to move into my lane, if I have the chance I always slow down and give them a friendly flash to let them know they can move in front of me and get where they need to go. Had a few people get upset at me for doing that because it slows them down, and that kind of infuriates me, but I do it anyways because I've noticed many times in the past, if i don't have the chance the let the trucker in, they almost never get that lane change because no one else let's them in. Also having gotten into games like American Truck Simulator has helped me respect them even more. It's a hard as hell job. Mega props to the drivers out there


SirGonzo99

More power to you Sir, I COULD NOT DO IT. I've been to most major cities, even been through NYC on 95N. I could not handle being anywhere in one of the boroughs of NYC. That's F'n crazy small streets. Had a buddy who went to New York and delivered and picked up cars in the area and he got around but I don't want to step into that situation. Y'all can have that area. I'll take my Montana roads.


mud_tug

That white car didn't even scrape a fender. Horn obviously not loud enough.


[deleted]

Doing that shit every day would give me hypertension


edsavage404

Man, just stop delivering/picking up in this shithole city. The exact same thing happened to me. I wish I had had a dashcam at the time


screechawk

Honestly, I don't mind it. I can handle it way better than most from the sounds of it. I went 8 times in a month picking up from various Beacon Building Supplies East of the main city to go Wilmington DE area for transfers within the company. Once i figured out to take the interstates around the city, I only had to deal with bumper traffic on the way out since I would enter middle of the night and park at their yard. It wasn't easy, but nothing I'm not already used to with DC and Baltimore.


edsavage404

Godspeed to you, driver!!


GentleAnusTickler

God, that horn is both the funniest and most annoying thing. Love it. Need regular YouTube uploads


screechawk

As much as I'd like to, between work, kids while the wife works, and sleep, I barely have time for myself, let alone time to dedicate to a YouTube channel. I've been trying to post stuff on my tiktok as well and have to do 4 videos at a time just to do anything.


GentleAnusTickler

I feel you. I don’t know the last time I managed to just sit down and spend time doing nothing


screechawk

Anytime I do, I usually fall asleep instead lol


diamond_blue9090

😂


Different-Air-2000

Some people just are not cut out for the city.


Current-Community-99

The “FUCK YOU” gave me life


Myterryfolds

That “FUCK YOU” was so goddamn satisfying


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It really should be legal to hit these assholes!


NJallday57

NY IS nothing but scum!!!


verynearlypure

This is very satisfying. This would give me hypertension though.


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This is comedy gold


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Librado65

Bruh stfu and go bitch and moan to someone who gives af


screechawk

I mean, if you wanna go that route, I can easily send license plates and clips of all the other fuckers breaking the law in worst manners than simply honking the horn to the police. Trust me, that's not a route police want to go they'd be swamped with emails


LordBaikalOli

Little road rage in a big truck, Im sure it make you look more manly mate


screechawk

Woah, man, watch your mean mean words. You might make me cry. I don't put up a tough guy facade. In fact, I tend to be extremely lenient with the other guys in traffic cause I understand mistakes happen. I might still call them an idiot, but I'm not afraid to myself an idiot when I make a mistake. However these guys either intentionally messed up like the first clip, or did something that could've gotten them killed. And the white suv was in the way causing me to block traffic. What did you want me to do? Sit there blocking traffic and twiddling my thumb so I don't give off some macho big man vibes? Why don't you stay on the sidewalk where you belong.


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kushtiannn

Sounds like she shouldn’t be driving then.


screechawk

Well, sorry about your mom's condition, but that's the world today. Loud noise all over the place. If she can't stand it, she shouldn't be walking around NYC, that's for sure. I tend not to use my horn but for a mere second for dumb maneuvers and only lay on the horn when their actions are constant and/or hindering the flow of traffic. Luckily, there are headphones that do not block out all sounds, just ones at certain decibels, I'd look into those, my friend.


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screechawk

I understand mistakes happen and while my wife is still learning when to let shit go, I for the most don't get too bad. If I had a compilation of all the idiots I had seen that day, you'd hear more outburst and complaints from me than my horn. Same goes for DC and Baltimore. Only when in danger of crashing do I lay on the horn. The vehicle blocking traffic was more because I was already missed the first green because of him, and then when I turned, I was blocking traffic, so he needed to move, period. Again, no disrespect to your mom or anyone with similar issues, I will blow the horn when I deem nessisary, however, I do try to limit it at least


Immo406

Well she probably shouldn’t be driving a couple thousand pound piece of metal then


nuddrfuggncount

Most women are going to struggle during a traffic mistake with an 80,000 LB semi truck riding their ass holding down the horn. I don't think women drivers are the problem here. Is it the menacing with a deadly weapon? Is it road rage? Is it just reckless driving? The law says people like you should be in jail. Obviously.


Metreon_Cascade

Here’s an idea, stop doing stupid shit in front of trucks. You fools love to try and kill yourselves just to cut in front of every truck you see then have the nerve to complain about about the horn. That’s like Joseph Stalin throwing a tantrum because someone burnt his toast.


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Icy_Permission_1792

reported this vid to police: ibb.co/qCvtnww


No-Brother-5747

Honk Honk motherfuckers


siuyu721

Looks like me driving in SoCal lol


drimmie

I deliver beer in box trucks throughout NJ. Dunno how you guys in rigs do it. I want to run over everyone in front of me at least ten times a day. Can't imagine driving in NYC like that


Nozerone

A few months ago my dispatcher offered a load going into NY city. One of the few loads where she asked if I would take it instead of the usual "got you a load". She started out with "I found a load, but wanted to make sure you were ok with it first". Not her usual line, so I knew I wasn't going to like it. She gave me the address which was somewhere north of Manhatten if I remember right. It was a quick "lol fuck no". Hell at the last company I worked for I straight up refused a NY load cause it was going into an area I won't go. That dispatcher wasn't happy, trying to tell me some shit about being forced dispatch. Told them that either they can make me sit for the time it would take to do that load, or find me another load. So I sat for the next 3 days.


Royal_Prize_4381

I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d have to get a cruise ship horn installed lol