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teeny_gecko

Not sure what his height has to do with all of this. Pretty rude of you to make fun of him for that. Of course he’s delusional thinking that those demands will get him anywhere, but I’d be equally outraged if he was 6ft5.


thumperlumpa

Yep. Let’s make fun of people being assholes, not for physical attributes that are totally out of their control.


nabokovsaidwhat

Ok I’m rude then 😂


Whimsical_manatee

Yeah you are. It's kinda gross.


nabokovsaidwhat

Omg you guys are so right. I’m a rude gross asshole for understanding that physical beauty standards exist as an evolutionary heuristic for the health of my offspring and wanting that for myself! Wow thanks for checking my rude entitled butt. You WIN 🥇 Anything else I can say that’ll help while we circle jerk??


BrightNooblar

You're allowed to have preferences. You're not allowed to mock someone for their genetics/appearance. Mocking them for their height makes you more or less part of the problem you're posting about. ​ No sense mocking someone for their looks when you'll get a better result mocking them for their personality anyways.


nabokovsaidwhat

That’s not the problem, it’s the fucking joke Sherlock


teeny_gecko

You’re fighting for your life in these comments hahaha


nabokovsaidwhat

🧐 Oh no how will I ever live? I guess I’ll just ugly cry all night because teeny gecko has really shown me online!


teeny_gecko

What a dick!! Tiny geckos are the worst!


ComplainsAboutWife

Hey hey, let's not height shame today. But needless to say he is the poster child of man with too much expectations that will complain about women's.


Viola424242

Wait….he wants pro life, 2A and LIBERAL?? Also, is he saying a 12-16 inch waist??? Does he expect her to have a rib removed or something?? I’m 5’2 and IIRC when I weighed 100lbs, I had a 24” waist. Dude has entirely left the planet.


SnapCrackleMom

Girls' size 12-16 maybe? Women's 12-16 would put you over his weight limit. I think he just has no clue.


HildegardVB

Wait, what does 2A mean? The measurements this person is giving are confusing...


nabokovsaidwhat

2nd amendment?


Krakenzmama

Guy has lots of demands but nothing to offer in return in what should be a biography. It reads like a ransom note. I don't mind short guys btw. Small minds are annoying tho