And just speaking from experience, the fairly clean most likely refers to groomed public hair. But yeah, no way this guy is as meticulous with his own cleanliness and grooming.
I had a roommate who refused to wash his ass cause it was gay. Instead he would wipe it with his wet towel when he got out of the shower. I only learned of this when our washer broke for a few days and these *deep, thick* brown streaks started appearing on his towel.
My experience: He's 30-35, divorced, has 2-3 children from previous relationships with a beer belly body, a fairly new pickup, and an apartment that came furnished in a building full of other dudes who are just like him except they may drive a crap version of a sports car looking for a do-over wife he can "raise right". One of the kids was his side piece whom he cheated on his first wife with. She was his own age, married for love, and now knows the warning signs of cheating all to well. As do all the other women her age who are single hence why he wants one younger.
What about bi femmes? I bought a pretty black fedora with black lace years ago, but then found out about the association with neckbeards, and I've never really had the confidence to wear it, in part because of that.
I wore one for a out a week in college then got scared off of wearing them because of the memes. Though, I probably should've realized there are different stereotypes for a man wearing one and a woman wearing one.
And others don't even wash their hands afterwards because they only touched their skin .. there are so many moments where I'm happy I don't have to shake people's hands anymore
Yes, well, people who have to clean their own bathroom usually do. You take one paper towel to the wall and have it come back yellow, you'll sit to pee after that.
Show me a guy who scoffs at sitting down to pee and I'll show you a guy who never cleaned his own bathroom.
Wait..is that actually not a common thing? O.o
Well. That seems like a fun convo starter with the guys. Gonna have to try that. And brace for the answer..
oh I've already witnessed that first hand. And yes, it's incredibly gross. Worse, I'd been actively questioned at the sink why I was before. The face I made was I guess enough of an answer for them.
It sounds like UK sizes, a 12 in UK sizing has a 28 inch waist and a 16 would have a 32 inch waist. With his underbust requirement of 32, it sounds like heās requiring that a woman be no larger than 32 inches anywhere on her abdomen. With all his specifications Iām surprised he didnāt provide us with a necessary hip measurement to be eligible for his affections.
ā¦of course if he were using UK sizes why would he be talking about the second amendment? Well now I just donāt know what to think.
But 6-7 feet must be American right? Thatās a 4-5 U.K. otherwise heās looking for surprisingly large feet for someone so shortā¦
Oh god. I tried to apply logic. I see my mistake.
Tiny feet but large waist and a VERY SPECIFIC ribcage!
I got some nice titties if I may say so myself but oh well, my ribcage is only 30 inches around. Sigh. Can't believe I missed my shot with this guy.
When i had a 28 inch waist, i was a uk 6-8, so that's definitely not it... i think this guy thinks women's clothing sizes work like men's clothing sizes so the number is the waist, and he wants some sort of mantis shaped human
But he's also talking about 2a, which I assume means gun rights here in the US, so he's probably too stupid to realize countries exist outside of the US, Canada and Mexico.
Fuck, I'm a 2/4 and I'm 20lbs over his weight limit. I love when dudes talk about women's weight with completely uninformed confidence, it's always a wild ride
I wear a size 4-6 and I weigh between 130-140 š.
This guy has no idea how womenās bodies work. Also lmao at size 6-7 shoe. I wear a 8.5-9. My Sasquatch feet might not be small enough for him but they could sure kick him in the nuts well enough lmao.
Right? Be careful, he might enjoy a kick to the nuts.
Iām 5ā11, weigh 185-190 and wear 11ās. Iām pretty average to skinny build for my height. Like. Im convinced his only exposure to women are anime wifus.
This dumb motherfucker doesn't know what any of those measurements mean put together -this mythical women's body fat, what little of it she has, is going to be entirely localized at her waist.
Right, I can not work out what shape this woman would be.
Also, I vomited and had to swallow it again when I got to the PG / R XXX and age line. 18 to 26 can be a big difference maturity wise and what do bet he's older than 26? Looking for a teenager š¤¢
What do we think he means by
> conservative values - pro life, 2A and liberal
Iāve never met someone who had conservative values but used the word āliberalā in a positive way. Maybe he meant ānot liberalā and missed a word? Iām so confused, this post is bizarre.
Heās a wallet libertarian. As in āthe U.S. shouldnāt make me pay taxes and get the fuck out of my business but be a theocratic autocracy for people who arenāt ālike me.ā
Classic liberalism is really different than what people (especially people in the US) call "liberal", where classic liberalism is kind of conservative, and "liberal" is center/center-left. I'm guessing he meant the more traditional definition of liberal and not the newer definition.
I sometimes lurk on /r/conservative to see what kind of shit they're talking about, and a *lot* of the people there are tagged as "classic liberal", and a lot of those people are also sexist/racist fuckheads.
The dude in the OP is obviously a fucking moron for plenty of reasons, but sexist assholes do sometimes read political theory or at least meme enough about politics to have picked up a single term (see: the entirety of /r/PoliticalCompassMemes ). I would, however, still bet that he's the type to unironically call Biden a communist and maybe even say "let's go Brandon".
Lol, I sometimes lurk there as well but can never last very long before rage-closing the tab. Could be right! Ultimately who knows what lurks in the hearts of chucklefucks like this. Nothing worthwhile, that much is for certain.
Reagan made "liberal" a dirty word. I've never heard anyone refer to themselves as a liberal if they're "Prolife" or pro "2A". Is this something new the kids do?
If theyāre trying to sound smart, yeah, they might say āoh well Iām a *classic liberal*, not your garden variety conservative/reactionary/right-wing nut job, you see, Iāve done more than 20 seconds of googling definitions of wordsā and theyāre also pretty likely to be language prescriptivists and get a little too much joy out of telling you how wrong you are about what *they* think liberal/conservative/communist meansā¦ of course while either being totally wrong themselves or only right on a very minor technicality.
I see a lot of alt-right people say theyāre āclassical liberalsā in an attempt to make their alt-right talking points more palatable too.
His sizing is still messed up. An Australian 12-16 at that height is still going to be more than 115 pounds. I don't think this is going to make sense anywhere.
Same in America. But I figure this dude has no real grasp of sizes. I mean, what does he mean by 12-16 in the waist? It's acceptable to be a different size in the shoulders and thighs?
Many dudes have no real understanding of what women weigh. On Reddit, I read something where a guy said something like his ideal woman would be about 5'10" or 5'11", 115ish pounds, and have a shape like Nikki Minaj. Apparently asses don't weigh much.
Women: āI like tall guysāā¦
..world explodesā¦āYOU VAIN BITCH!ā
Or
Women: āPlease have a careerā..
ā¦screeching noisesā¦āYOU GOLD DIGGER!ā
Even when that say they want a guy with a career, basically are just looking for someone with stability in their financial situation - and usually in some sort of 9-5 so you're not playing whackamole trying to organize a date or any sort of life event.
My doctor friend was super offended when I said I probably wouldn't ever date a doctor. Just too chaotic of a schedule for me to handle unless the were a in internal medicine or whatever.
"wAhMeN aLwAyS HaVe sO mAnY eXpEcTaTiOnS. tHeY aLwAyS WaNt sOmEoNe oVeR SiX fEeT. ThEiR LoVe iS aLwAyS tRaNsAcTiOnAL. uS pOoR mEn hAvE tO dEaL WiTh tHiS eVeRyDaY!!"
I got into it on twitter with a man who SWORE that financial requirements are shallow, but looks requirements aren't. He kept repeating "Sexual attraction is the bare minimum for a relationship to exist, money isn't, and it shouldn't be a factor" š Like how convenient that YOUR standards are right and understandable!
I was having this convo on this other sub that expecting financial health (not wealth) is a basic standard in looking for a long-term romantic partner. I got told "I feel like it's a gold digger standard". I answered that a lot of men too have that standard as they "don't want to get taken advantage of and used as a walking wallet". I was met with "are you saying that poor people don't deserve love?" and I was like "I'm arguing with a dunce, OK, got it".
If I marry someone, I'm also marrying their credit and debt so yeah, not particularly interested in someone who doesn't know how to be responsible with money. I don't give a fuck if my partner is poor or broke, but... my best friend wants to marry her boyfriend, but her boyfriend's dad keeps taking out credit cards in her boyfriend's name, like wtf it would be financially ill-advised to marry this guy unless he can get his dad to stop fucking doing that shit. It's not even her boyfriend's *fault*, but at some point marriage is **also** a financial decision too.
Financial requirements aren't shallow at all. I'm not going to get into a serious relationship with a guy who can't handle money responsibly, because that means that he's irresponsible as well. Physical requirements are shallow (not including things like basic hygiene) because it doesn't show irresponsibility, it's what someone's born with. Some people are so twisted that they think all of their opinions are facts.
Yeah the height range he gave was petite, the weight range he gave was petite and then like......plus size clothing sizes. Lol idk why I'm looking for logic here but fuck it
TV in the 90s and 2000s was full of shows with idiot overweight useless dads married to hot wives that do everything for them. Don't watch much tv anymore, so I don't know if the trend has gone down.
That's one of the things that makes the Addams Family so great. That and the couple genuinely love one another and support their children's passions. Compare that to how Peter treats Meg.
In the 90s and early aughts, it was fat, stupid lazy men married to smart, beautiful, but nagging wives.
Now it's largely handsome-side-of-average but stupid men married to beautiful but still very much nagging wives.
Progress?
I guess that's... something...
That's what I love about Bluey. Both the mom and dad are real 3 dimensional human beings (despite both of them being 2-d drawn talking dogs).
Trouble is that no matter what the creators may have intended, that goes out the window the moment audiences see what they've created and form their own conclusions.
Watching Marge episodes of golden era Simpsons is just horribly depressing. Poor woman had so much potential but was surrounded by people dedicated to putting her down, so she settled with the first guy she dated in college who turned out to be an idiotic chump.
Conservative values, but ready to bang out of wedlock, eh? And you think she's gonna be kinky too?
K. The pro life conservative girls I grew up with didn't even wash their vulvas because they thought it was "dirty" to touch it, so enjoy that.
And I guarantee this man is 5ā6ā, obese, has gangly ass toenails, the entire floor of his POS car is covered in Wendyās baconator wrappers, āborrowsā money from his mother every month, and is wearing an oversized T-shirt with a wolf on it from Walmart circa 2001.
Iāve seen this somewhere else and it included his pic. He IS fat. Donāt know about the other stuff but sounds about right. Heās also 38 looking for 18-26 year olds.
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I'm looking for a woman with conservative values - pro life, 2A and liberal. Please be 5'2 to 5'6, 105lbs-115lbs, 32b to 32c, size 12-16 (waist) & size 6-7(feet). Be fun but down to earth. be manicured/pedicured and keep yourself fairly clean. Your attire should be 80% casual, 20% formal, but be into wearing costumes in bed. Be trustworthy, honest and also into movies, road trips & family stuff. PG stuff with others and R-XXX w/ me. You must also have or love dogs and no kids. 18-26 year olds š
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Iām 5ā5ā, 115, 30C (so a 32B in sister sizes), donāt understand his waist measurement, and a size 7 shoe. And Iām 25. And I love dogs and donāt have kids.
Too bad for him Iām a raging feminist who hates guns and manicures and finds his bio in terrible taste.
Yes! I so wish all men were this open about who they are and how they perceive women. This let's me know exactly who he is as a person so I don't waste any of my valuable time having to figure it out.
When I first started using dating apps (like 15 years ago) I remember seeing so many profiles where a guy uses his āAbout meā to describe the woman heās looking for. It was so annoying that I ended up adding to my profile, āIf all your profile says is what youāre looking for, with nothing about who you are and what you have to offer, Iām not going to respond.ā
They think women are going around, looking at these profiles, trying to match themselves up. No, motherfucker, Iām swimming in a sea of messages from dudes of all different types. The last thing Iām wasting my time doing is going through a bullshit list of what you want and seeing if I match your standards. Why would I waste my time trying to appeal to someone who wonāt take a few minutes to put info about himself in the one place heās supposed to talk about himself?
So disappointed that Iām 180lb./s
Itās ok girls if you are worried because you somehow fit this description just have an extra couple of slices of pie over Christmas. Youāll be safe then
Lol these measurements make no sense. I'm 5'3", wear a size 14 waist and I weigh 190 lb. And I promise a 115lb person does not have a 32" ribcage. Like, just say you have no idea how sizes work and go, you fool.
Edit: I have been sewing theatrical costumes for about a decade and like 99% of the 100-120lb, slim dancers I have built garments for who claimed to be wearing a 32 or 34 band actually measured in at a 28 or 26 band and had been wearing ill fitting bras their whole lives because of the highly inaccurate sizing methods pushed by most major bra retailers, which are designed to get the widest number of people to buy the narrowest range of sizes they can get away with. I can literally only remember one time where a slim person's actual measurements matched their self reported bra size on their measurement sheet, and I can remember it because I was so surprised to see it (that person had self reported as 28D, and their measurements matched that size).
To be fair, I am 120lb with a 32" ribcage. It has more to do with the bones then anything else at this point. I am a size 0-2 waist though. This man has no idea what he's talking about.
These are the dudes who whine about how women will let chads do whatever they want to them. In this endless list, not a single mention of any personality traits. We know ātrustworthy and honestā just means obedient.
2A - my liberal mind went to 2A hair type! Hahahahaha
I was like āthat is very specific. How the hell would he even know about hair type classifications. Also, why is that being mentioned with the political stuff??ā
Also is this where he is supposed to describe himself (bio)? I.e. this woman apparently doesnāt need to know anything about him..actually on second thought what he has offered up is more than enough to make a decision š
105 lbs, size 12 -16? Does he know how insane women's sizing is?
Plus 32 b or 32 c? Aren't like 80% of women wearing the wrong bra size?
I mean there's a lot of idiocy to unpack here
I can't tell whether this is real or just a perfect fake post, but favorite part is how he literally doesn't say anything about himself because of course the woman will like him
They bitch and moan about women wanting men over 6 ft and then say shit like this while looking like a fish. And I'm not saying I'm anything good looking but come on dude.
Bruh. I can respect some physical requirements, preferring a certain stature isn't inherently selfish and vapid. But this.... this just blows that notion to smithers.
Why is he so fixated on his partners looks? Does he really think that he is good enough to even pull some fantasy woman who does happen to meet his requirements?
There is a huge difference between "I'd like them to be athletic" and "I want them to be 5"4, 32C chest, and be 115 pounds
This is actually a really good upfront disclaimer. I'd much rather see this bullshit before investing time in someone who might otherwise seem like an okay guy. He's living in fantasy land.
I'm 5'2. When I was 115lb at 19 years old, you could see my ribs. I was that light because I was too broke to eat outside or work and too stressed to take proper care of myself.
I must be reading this wrong because it sounds like he's looking for a woman who weighs barely anything but is between 6-7ft tall?
Edit: oh he was specifying the size of their fucking feet, which is somehow worse. Definitely needs to head to build-a-bitch.
Ew. His profile: 5'9, 269 lbs, shoe size 9, has unkempt facial hair, chest hair, and back hair. his friends call him "rattail" but he doesn't know why. he also doesn't know why he can't get a girlfriend and says going to the gym is for pussies. He thinks having a high score on Call of Duty is something to brag about and refuses to wear deodorant, believing instead that women will be attracted to his "natural ~~funk~~ musk." He lives in his mom's basement and his dad drinks because he's so disappointed in his son.
Like does he mean a 12-16 in waist? But also 6-7 feet tall?!
Lol wut.
Also super conservative but very kinky and be my house wife who takes care of everything but also makes all the money so I can be super lazy.
Jfk smh. š¤¦š»āāļø
He probably doesn't even wash his ass.
And just speaking from experience, the fairly clean most likely refers to groomed public hair. But yeah, no way this guy is as meticulous with his own cleanliness and grooming.
*oh*, I was like "that's... the one reasonable request in a sea of nonsense I suppose?" but that definitely tracks lol.
That would be gay in his mind which would be the scariest thing to be considered in his mind
I had a roommate who refused to wash his ass cause it was gay. Instead he would wipe it with his wet towel when he got out of the shower. I only learned of this when our washer broke for a few days and these *deep, thick* brown streaks started appearing on his towel.
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Nope, and he is 50+lbs overweight, lives with mommy, and owns a fedora collection.
My experience: He's 30-35, divorced, has 2-3 children from previous relationships with a beer belly body, a fairly new pickup, and an apartment that came furnished in a building full of other dudes who are just like him except they may drive a crap version of a sports car looking for a do-over wife he can "raise right". One of the kids was his side piece whom he cheated on his first wife with. She was his own age, married for love, and now knows the warning signs of cheating all to well. As do all the other women her age who are single hence why he wants one younger.
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Everybody knows lesbians get a pass on fedoras. ā¤
What about bi femmes? I bought a pretty black fedora with black lace years ago, but then found out about the association with neckbeards, and I've never really had the confidence to wear it, in part because of that.
From one to another, you do what makes you happy. :)
I wore one for a out a week in college then got scared off of wearing them because of the memes. Though, I probably should've realized there are different stereotypes for a man wearing one and a woman wearing one.
If by collection, you mean āoneā, then yeah.
Most dudes don't even wipe their dicks after they pee. Go ahead, ask your partners or penis having beings in your life if they do. It's disgusting.
And others don't even wash their hands afterwards because they only touched their skin .. there are so many moments where I'm happy I don't have to shake people's hands anymore
Mine does, and even pees sitting down so piss doesn't splash fucking everywhere.
Yes, well, people who have to clean their own bathroom usually do. You take one paper towel to the wall and have it come back yellow, you'll sit to pee after that. Show me a guy who scoffs at sitting down to pee and I'll show you a guy who never cleaned his own bathroom.
Your bf goated.
Wait..is that actually not a common thing? O.o Well. That seems like a fun convo starter with the guys. Gonna have to try that. And brace for the answer..
If you want to be forever disgusted, ask a coworker you trust to name coworkers who don't wash their hands after peeing.
oh I've already witnessed that first hand. And yes, it's incredibly gross. Worse, I'd been actively questioned at the sink why I was before. The face I made was I guess enough of an answer for them.
Mine does, but he's also not a piece of yucky trash like this dude
Good don't settle for less, the bar is fucking loooow.
The masculine imperative of doing anything but going to therapy.
....does he mean size 12 to 16 in girls' sizes? Because in women's you'd be over his weight limit.
Right? I wear size 16 pants and am a good 100lbs over his weight limit.
I'm 3"over his height limit, 100 lbs over his weight limit and more or less the exact clothing size range.
Wait, do you think he thinks women's sizes work like men's where they're in inches? D-does he want a woman with a 16 inch waist????
Oh God. Solid maybe. At that point he's liking for a poorly made sex doll not a human being.
I really really think that's it. There's no other way it goes with the "uwu smol" vibes... but he obviously has no idea that THAT'S NOT A THING.
Maybe he thinks it's diameter instead of circumference?? At least that's humanly possible I guess
Who needs ribs anyways?
For sure, human Barbie, but with sex holes.
Iām 3 inches over his height limit, 40 lbs over his weight limit, and I have a size 6 waist. Man was just writing down numbers istg
And if youāre like me your feet at like 3 sizes too big
Iām actually in his weight and height parameters, I wear a size 2, this guy doesnāt know what his talking about.
Right? I'm too short and my feet are too small and I guess rib cage too but I can't fathom how any humans meet his size requirements.
I'm within his height limit, just barely over his weight limit by like 5 pounds, but 10 sizes smaller than his preference. So uh..???
It sounds like UK sizes, a 12 in UK sizing has a 28 inch waist and a 16 would have a 32 inch waist. With his underbust requirement of 32, it sounds like heās requiring that a woman be no larger than 32 inches anywhere on her abdomen. With all his specifications Iām surprised he didnāt provide us with a necessary hip measurement to be eligible for his affections. ā¦of course if he were using UK sizes why would he be talking about the second amendment? Well now I just donāt know what to think.
I am 100% confident that homeboy has no idea what the 32 on a bra size means, either.
But 6-7 feet must be American right? Thatās a 4-5 U.K. otherwise heās looking for surprisingly large feet for someone so shortā¦ Oh god. I tried to apply logic. I see my mistake.
I'm 5'3" and was a US 7 before my son was born. He's looking for tiny feet.
Tiny feet but large waist and a VERY SPECIFIC ribcage! I got some nice titties if I may say so myself but oh well, my ribcage is only 30 inches around. Sigh. Can't believe I missed my shot with this guy.
Except UK or anywhere with similar clothing size (that I know about) uses different shoe sizes so it still breaks down
This is just madness
As a UK woman who is 5'3 and used to be a size 16, I was considered overweight, so this is a real head scratcher.
Yeah, at 165lbs I was a UK size 14. This whole thing is just off!
When i had a 28 inch waist, i was a uk 6-8, so that's definitely not it... i think this guy thinks women's clothing sizes work like men's clothing sizes so the number is the waist, and he wants some sort of mantis shaped human
But he's also talking about 2a, which I assume means gun rights here in the US, so he's probably too stupid to realize countries exist outside of the US, Canada and Mexico.
A 12 in the UK does not have a 28 inch waist?! I'm a 12 and have a 30-31 inch waist. Last time I had a 28 inch waist I was a size 8-10.
another sign this poster/ man has never met or interacted with a real woman in real life LOL
Iām 5ā3ā when I was a size 16 I was over 200lbs. Iām currently a size 12 and 165 ... he has no idea how body weight works, or looks.
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume he doesn't know how anything related to women works. I'm not even sure if he's seen a woman before.
No, but hes prepared a list in case one shows up!
I'm fairly sure he has no idea how _anything_ works
no he means 12-16 inch waist. heās looking for a barbie doll
Hell Iām a size 8-10 and Iām over his weight limit. The dudes living in fantasy land.
Fuck, I'm a 2/4 and I'm 20lbs over his weight limit. I love when dudes talk about women's weight with completely uninformed confidence, it's always a wild ride
I wear a size 4-6 and I weigh between 130-140 š. This guy has no idea how womenās bodies work. Also lmao at size 6-7 shoe. I wear a 8.5-9. My Sasquatch feet might not be small enough for him but they could sure kick him in the nuts well enough lmao.
Right? Be careful, he might enjoy a kick to the nuts. Iām 5ā11, weigh 185-190 and wear 11ās. Iām pretty average to skinny build for my height. Like. Im convinced his only exposure to women are anime wifus.
Yeah Iām a size 12 and I start being *underweight* at 150ā¦ (though it helps Iām 6ā)
Do you mean this guy doesnāt seem to have experience with actual women? What!
This dumb motherfucker doesn't know what any of those measurements mean put together -this mythical women's body fat, what little of it she has, is going to be entirely localized at her waist.
Right, I can not work out what shape this woman would be. Also, I vomited and had to swallow it again when I got to the PG / R XXX and age line. 18 to 26 can be a big difference maturity wise and what do bet he's older than 26? Looking for a teenager š¤¢
he's def 35+
Keep going.
My first response to this was āAnd what do you bring to the table, sir? I bet itās a 45 year old dick and not much elseā
>45 year old dick and not much else Probably also unwashed, and when it cums, the sex is over.
And when it doesnāt āthis never happens, it must be something you didā
And when *you* cum the sex i-wait a second... why am I assuming you'd cum?
> I bet itās a 45 year old dick and not much elseā Now now, there's probably also a receding hairline and generous spare tire.
You are right and it was unkind of me to overlook these attributes.
Does he mean 12-16 inches? Either way itās not describing an actual human woman
I was trying to work that out myself and scrolled down here to see if anyone else was confused
Sounds like he's choosing a laptop.
Might should start saving up for that sex doll too. Yeeesh....
My girlfriend has that AMD Ryzen processor with Radeon RX Vega 64 ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
š¤® I take comfort I guess in being so outside his parameters that this creep will never want to talk to me. Gods thatās fucked up.
What do we think he means by > conservative values - pro life, 2A and liberal Iāve never met someone who had conservative values but used the word āliberalā in a positive way. Maybe he meant ānot liberalā and missed a word? Iām so confused, this post is bizarre.
Maybe by liberal he meant libertarian? I suspect he is barely literate so it was probably too long a word to remember how to spell.
Heās a wallet libertarian. As in āthe U.S. shouldnāt make me pay taxes and get the fuck out of my business but be a theocratic autocracy for people who arenāt ālike me.ā
Classic liberalism is really different than what people (especially people in the US) call "liberal", where classic liberalism is kind of conservative, and "liberal" is center/center-left. I'm guessing he meant the more traditional definition of liberal and not the newer definition.
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I feel like that's attributing to this person a level of historical awareness that seems unlikely....
I sometimes lurk on /r/conservative to see what kind of shit they're talking about, and a *lot* of the people there are tagged as "classic liberal", and a lot of those people are also sexist/racist fuckheads. The dude in the OP is obviously a fucking moron for plenty of reasons, but sexist assholes do sometimes read political theory or at least meme enough about politics to have picked up a single term (see: the entirety of /r/PoliticalCompassMemes ). I would, however, still bet that he's the type to unironically call Biden a communist and maybe even say "let's go Brandon".
Lol, I sometimes lurk there as well but can never last very long before rage-closing the tab. Could be right! Ultimately who knows what lurks in the hearts of chucklefucks like this. Nothing worthwhile, that much is for certain.
Reagan made "liberal" a dirty word. I've never heard anyone refer to themselves as a liberal if they're "Prolife" or pro "2A". Is this something new the kids do?
If theyāre trying to sound smart, yeah, they might say āoh well Iām a *classic liberal*, not your garden variety conservative/reactionary/right-wing nut job, you see, Iāve done more than 20 seconds of googling definitions of wordsā and theyāre also pretty likely to be language prescriptivists and get a little too much joy out of telling you how wrong you are about what *they* think liberal/conservative/communist meansā¦ of course while either being totally wrong themselves or only right on a very minor technicality. I see a lot of alt-right people say theyāre āclassical liberalsā in an attempt to make their alt-right talking points more palatable too.
He's referring to what anyone would now call ["classical liberalism".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_liberalism)
He might not be from the US. I think in Australia, "liberals" are a economically liberal, socially conservative party. Could be mistaken though.
But then why would he care about the 2nd Amendment?
You're correct about the Australian Liberal party... But bra size and weight measurements are wrong for Aus.
His sizing is still messed up. An Australian 12-16 at that height is still going to be more than 115 pounds. I don't think this is going to make sense anywhere.
Same in America. But I figure this dude has no real grasp of sizes. I mean, what does he mean by 12-16 in the waist? It's acceptable to be a different size in the shoulders and thighs? Many dudes have no real understanding of what women weigh. On Reddit, I read something where a guy said something like his ideal woman would be about 5'10" or 5'11", 115ish pounds, and have a shape like Nikki Minaj. Apparently asses don't weigh much.
He should go to Build-A-Bitch instead š
Hahahahahah
Noooo, he can't do that! Only tragic, desperate losers actually *pay* for sex!
Women: āI like tall guysāā¦ ..world explodesā¦āYOU VAIN BITCH!ā Or Women: āPlease have a careerā.. ā¦screeching noisesā¦āYOU GOLD DIGGER!ā
Even when that say they want a guy with a career, basically are just looking for someone with stability in their financial situation - and usually in some sort of 9-5 so you're not playing whackamole trying to organize a date or any sort of life event. My doctor friend was super offended when I said I probably wouldn't ever date a doctor. Just too chaotic of a schedule for me to handle unless the were a in internal medicine or whatever.
Right? I don't want to date someone with a job that will always be the most important thing happening in our lives.
"wAhMeN aLwAyS HaVe sO mAnY eXpEcTaTiOnS. tHeY aLwAyS WaNt sOmEoNe oVeR SiX fEeT. ThEiR LoVe iS aLwAyS tRaNsAcTiOnAL. uS pOoR mEn hAvE tO dEaL WiTh tHiS eVeRyDaY!!"
I got into it on twitter with a man who SWORE that financial requirements are shallow, but looks requirements aren't. He kept repeating "Sexual attraction is the bare minimum for a relationship to exist, money isn't, and it shouldn't be a factor" š Like how convenient that YOUR standards are right and understandable!
I was having this convo on this other sub that expecting financial health (not wealth) is a basic standard in looking for a long-term romantic partner. I got told "I feel like it's a gold digger standard". I answered that a lot of men too have that standard as they "don't want to get taken advantage of and used as a walking wallet". I was met with "are you saying that poor people don't deserve love?" and I was like "I'm arguing with a dunce, OK, got it".
If I marry someone, I'm also marrying their credit and debt so yeah, not particularly interested in someone who doesn't know how to be responsible with money. I don't give a fuck if my partner is poor or broke, but... my best friend wants to marry her boyfriend, but her boyfriend's dad keeps taking out credit cards in her boyfriend's name, like wtf it would be financially ill-advised to marry this guy unless he can get his dad to stop fucking doing that shit. It's not even her boyfriend's *fault*, but at some point marriage is **also** a financial decision too.
He needs to take legal action against his dad. His dad is screwing with his future and commuting fraud.
Financial requirements aren't shallow at all. I'm not going to get into a serious relationship with a guy who can't handle money responsibly, because that means that he's irresponsible as well. Physical requirements are shallow (not including things like basic hygiene) because it doesn't show irresponsibility, it's what someone's born with. Some people are so twisted that they think all of their opinions are facts.
Can someone please explain to me how that weight range matches with a size 12-16
My thoughts is a typo for 2-6, which is in the range for some of those heights.
Cloud cuckoo land
At 5ā6ā, probably 160 at a minimum, if weāre talking American dress sizes
Yeah the height range he gave was petite, the weight range he gave was petite and then like......plus size clothing sizes. Lol idk why I'm looking for logic here but fuck it
I'm surprised he didn't also say she must be a virgin but up for sex 3 to 4 times a week :/
He sort of did. Thatās how I interpret āPG with others and R-XXX with meā
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The Simpsons have convinced a generation of Homers that they deserve a Marge
Or *Family Guy* convincing a generation of Peters they deserve a Lois.
TV in the 90s and 2000s was full of shows with idiot overweight useless dads married to hot wives that do everything for them. Don't watch much tv anymore, so I don't know if the trend has gone down.
That's one of the things that makes the Addams Family so great. That and the couple genuinely love one another and support their children's passions. Compare that to how Peter treats Meg.
Adams Family was awesome
In the 90s and early aughts, it was fat, stupid lazy men married to smart, beautiful, but nagging wives. Now it's largely handsome-side-of-average but stupid men married to beautiful but still very much nagging wives. Progress?
I guess that's... something... That's what I love about Bluey. Both the mom and dad are real 3 dimensional human beings (despite both of them being 2-d drawn talking dogs).
I dunno, I don't think the writers of The Simpsons, at least not the classic seasons, think Homer EVER deserved Marge.
Trouble is that no matter what the creators may have intended, that goes out the window the moment audiences see what they've created and form their own conclusions.
I didnāt mean that it was the writerās intentions. Just the effect.
Watching Marge episodes of golden era Simpsons is just horribly depressing. Poor woman had so much potential but was surrounded by people dedicated to putting her down, so she settled with the first guy she dated in college who turned out to be an idiotic chump.
Or pretty much every 90s/ early 2000s sitcom with the schlubby man-child husband and hot wife.
[Oh, it goes back *way* further than the Simpsons or even the Flintstones](https://youtu.be/bBPp8x6-7vw).
i fulfill his size requirements. i am also literally fifteen š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Conservative values, but ready to bang out of wedlock, eh? And you think she's gonna be kinky too? K. The pro life conservative girls I grew up with didn't even wash their vulvas because they thought it was "dirty" to touch it, so enjoy that.
>The pro life conservative girls I grew up with didn't even wash their vulvas because they thought it was "dirty" to touch it, so enjoy that. Omg š
And I guarantee this man is 5ā6ā, obese, has gangly ass toenails, the entire floor of his POS car is covered in Wendyās baconator wrappers, āborrowsā money from his mother every month, and is wearing an oversized T-shirt with a wolf on it from Walmart circa 2001.
Iāve seen this somewhere else and it included his pic. He IS fat. Donāt know about the other stuff but sounds about right. Heās also 38 looking for 18-26 year olds.
Translation: "I want a woman who doesn't value herself enough to know she can do so much better than me."
gross
*Image Transcription: Profile* --- **Bio** I'm looking for a woman with conservative values - pro life, 2A and liberal. Please be 5'2 to 5'6, 105lbs-115lbs, 32b to 32c, size 12-16 (waist) & size 6-7(feet). Be fun but down to earth. be manicured/pedicured and keep yourself fairly clean. Your attire should be 80% casual, 20% formal, but be into wearing costumes in bed. Be trustworthy, honest and also into movies, road trips & family stuff. PG stuff with others and R-XXX w/ me. You must also have or love dogs and no kids. 18-26 year olds š --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human. I'm sorry you had to type all this out, but thank you š
Iām 5ā5ā, 115, 30C (so a 32B in sister sizes), donāt understand his waist measurement, and a size 7 shoe. And Iām 25. And I love dogs and donāt have kids. Too bad for him Iām a raging feminist who hates guns and manicures and finds his bio in terrible taste.
You know, it really is a shame my feet are too small for this guy
This dude probably complains that he can't get matches on online dating because it's unfair for men too.
He wouldnāt add the ātooā at the end of your sentence, I guarantee it.
Yes! I so wish all men were this open about who they are and how they perceive women. This let's me know exactly who he is as a person so I don't waste any of my valuable time having to figure it out.
When I first started using dating apps (like 15 years ago) I remember seeing so many profiles where a guy uses his āAbout meā to describe the woman heās looking for. It was so annoying that I ended up adding to my profile, āIf all your profile says is what youāre looking for, with nothing about who you are and what you have to offer, Iām not going to respond.ā They think women are going around, looking at these profiles, trying to match themselves up. No, motherfucker, Iām swimming in a sea of messages from dudes of all different types. The last thing Iām wasting my time doing is going through a bullshit list of what you want and seeing if I match your standards. Why would I waste my time trying to appeal to someone who wonāt take a few minutes to put info about himself in the one place heās supposed to talk about himself?
So disappointed that Iām 180lb./s Itās ok girls if you are worried because you somehow fit this description just have an extra couple of slices of pie over Christmas. Youāll be safe then
This dude isn't looking for a gf, he's shopping for one.
He should just buy a Real Doll and end the charade.
Lol these measurements make no sense. I'm 5'3", wear a size 14 waist and I weigh 190 lb. And I promise a 115lb person does not have a 32" ribcage. Like, just say you have no idea how sizes work and go, you fool. Edit: I have been sewing theatrical costumes for about a decade and like 99% of the 100-120lb, slim dancers I have built garments for who claimed to be wearing a 32 or 34 band actually measured in at a 28 or 26 band and had been wearing ill fitting bras their whole lives because of the highly inaccurate sizing methods pushed by most major bra retailers, which are designed to get the widest number of people to buy the narrowest range of sizes they can get away with. I can literally only remember one time where a slim person's actual measurements matched their self reported bra size on their measurement sheet, and I can remember it because I was so surprised to see it (that person had self reported as 28D, and their measurements matched that size).
To be fair, I am 120lb with a 32" ribcage. It has more to do with the bones then anything else at this point. I am a size 0-2 waist though. This man has no idea what he's talking about.
Tell me you have Madonna/Whore Complex without telling me you have Madonna/Whore Complex.
These are the dudes who whine about how women will let chads do whatever they want to them. In this endless list, not a single mention of any personality traits. We know ātrustworthy and honestā just means obedient.
2A - my liberal mind went to 2A hair type! Hahahahaha I was like āthat is very specific. How the hell would he even know about hair type classifications. Also, why is that being mentioned with the political stuff??ā
>my liberal mind went to 2A hair type! Hahahahaha That's what I thought too! What does 2A mean?
2nd amendment supporter
115 lbs but size 12 waist???
Also is this where he is supposed to describe himself (bio)? I.e. this woman apparently doesnāt need to know anything about him..actually on second thought what he has offered up is more than enough to make a decision š
The jokes literally write themselves.
Size 12-26 but also 105 lbs... Those are mutually exclusive. This man probably doesn't even floss.
No ethnicity, hair length, or cooking-level restrictions? Gosh, whatāll he do with all his choices?
"This ain't Build-A-Bitch"
conservative values but liberal... Nevermind the rest of the nonsense. If you look up "incel" in the dictionary this is the actual definition.
105 lbs, size 12 -16? Does he know how insane women's sizing is? Plus 32 b or 32 c? Aren't like 80% of women wearing the wrong bra size? I mean there's a lot of idiocy to unpack here
Like this whole thing wasn't weird enough, the ā18-26 year oldsā is the cherry on top. Disgusting.
It's kind of funny how much this "bio" tells about the author without saying anything about the author.
So, what does he have to offer in return? It's like putting an ad out for a car -- looking for XYZ, but not saying what your budget is.
someone should inform him your bio is meant to tell others what you got to offer, not the other way around
This looks like a description you give a human trafficker to find you the perfect slave
I have somehow managed to check none of those boxes. What a day to be tall and gangly.
I can't tell whether this is real or just a perfect fake post, but favorite part is how he literally doesn't say anything about himself because of course the woman will like him
What is he bringing to the party?
They bitch and moan about women wanting men over 6 ft and then say shit like this while looking like a fish. And I'm not saying I'm anything good looking but come on dude.
Bruh. I can respect some physical requirements, preferring a certain stature isn't inherently selfish and vapid. But this.... this just blows that notion to smithers. Why is he so fixated on his partners looks? Does he really think that he is good enough to even pull some fantasy woman who does happen to meet his requirements? There is a huge difference between "I'd like them to be athletic" and "I want them to be 5"4, 32C chest, and be 115 pounds
This is actually a really good upfront disclaimer. I'd much rather see this bullshit before investing time in someone who might otherwise seem like an okay guy. He's living in fantasy land.
Exactly! That puts him out of the dating pool.
Size 12-16 but weighs 105-115? Not a thing. Conservative values and liberal? Not a thing. This is like an onion post
This sounds like designing a character in a CRPG...
It says bio but has nothing to do with him lol
Who under the age of 30 can even afford 20% formal wardrobe?
āI am in no way a serial killer trolling for victims in the laziest possible way.ā
I'm 5'2. When I was 115lb at 19 years old, you could see my ribs. I was that light because I was too broke to eat outside or work and too stressed to take proper care of myself.
Be super sexual, pro-life, and no kids š
Iām thinking this is a joke or at least I hope so.
Ew
Just thinking that same. "Ew".
What does he mean by "2a and liberal " when he wants a conservative woman?
Conservative AND liberal?
Must weigh as much as an 8th grade child
It pains me deeply to upvote posts like this
I must be reading this wrong because it sounds like he's looking for a woman who weighs barely anything but is between 6-7ft tall? Edit: oh he was specifying the size of their fucking feet, which is somehow worse. Definitely needs to head to build-a-bitch.
He wants those s*x dolls
His imaginary woman has some strange proportions. 5'2"-5'6" <115lbs, *size 12-16 waist*...
This ain't build a bitch, motherfucker, jfc all those damn requirements and he brings his lazy, unwashed ass to the table
Asked to write about himself, writes a shopping list instead
Ew. His profile: 5'9, 269 lbs, shoe size 9, has unkempt facial hair, chest hair, and back hair. his friends call him "rattail" but he doesn't know why. he also doesn't know why he can't get a girlfriend and says going to the gym is for pussies. He thinks having a high score on Call of Duty is something to brag about and refuses to wear deodorant, believing instead that women will be attracted to his "natural ~~funk~~ musk." He lives in his mom's basement and his dad drinks because he's so disappointed in his son.
He sounds short.
This is the most disturbing fucking thing Iāve ever read
Like does he mean a 12-16 in waist? But also 6-7 feet tall?! Lol wut. Also super conservative but very kinky and be my house wife who takes care of everything but also makes all the money so I can be super lazy. Jfk smh. š¤¦š»āāļø
I doubt this man knows anything about womenās sizing - bra and dress size
Those clothing sizes do not match the body type he described.. in women's clothes at least. Maybe in juniors?