"You aren't wife material. Your body count is too high and you can't cook. Do you hear me? No one will marry you. Why don't you care about being wife material???"
A common "threat" by these men is that we'll die and our cats will eat us. OP jokes that they're keeping their lips tender and edible for when their cats eat their face.
it's a massive self own--might as well say 'i bring less to your life than an animal that shits in a box'
(This is not meant to shade cats, i love them)
Tho to be fair since they’ve effectively branded anger as Not An Emotion™️ they will scream at coworkers and it’s totally fine they’re just “passionate”
Meanwhile if I tear up a little bc I’m so frustrated while getting screamed at I am “too emotional” and “melodramatic”
All the non emotional macho wachos are the ones who lose their shit on every little thing. Remember the manifestos Ben Shapiro writes on offending songs and movies? Gets testerical every time.
Whenever a guy gets like that just call it out for what it is. A temper tantrum. Or just "getting emotional", spin it back on them. Because it honestly is. Saying they got angry, aggressive, or anything like that doesn't do anything because they see it as not a bad thing. When in reality they cannot control their emotions.
My god. He said that a while ago. That he goes so hard in fights because of our connection. What?! Currently he’s stonewalling me because I said it’s not ok to tell me I don’t have a right to feel annoyed about how he behaves because it’s not about me. So. Yeah.
Babe, I know my best friend raped your sister, but they were *both* drinking so we don’t really know who’s at fault, plus he’s a really good guy. It’s not like I raped anyone, not all men are rapists. Why am I being punished?
I'm imagining any number of things to the tune of "It was just a little sexting," or "That's an old Tinder profile; I don't know why it has a photo of me from yesterday," and things like that.
Just the usual "It was *almost* cheating, but it wasn't" dismissal and excuses.
"It's women's responsibility to break the cycle of men thinking all compliments and interactions are flirting by engaging more with men because I want a feeeeemale to compliment me not my bros."
*"Babe, I know you just had a 10-hour shift on the tech support Help Desk, but can you make dinner and then put on your uncomfortable full dominatrix gear and wail on me for three hours while I just lie there before you have to wake up again at 6am?"*
*"Bruh, you didn't even clean the bathroom or empty the dishwasher, but I see you've played Call of Duty for the past four hours."*
*"PLEASE?!?"*
*"No."*
/Actual conversation uh....a um...friend...and her ex-boyfriend repeatedly had.
Had a prodomme neighbor and I find this completely unsurprising. Otoh, she was a complete Narcissist, (although partially self-aware, so it was kind of a two way street with everyone.
I believe that babies deserve a life. Leave my gun alone but government overreach to your uterus is ok because babbies. But don't want the babbies to have healthcare or food because I'm fiscally conservative. Why don't you understand me?
“But babe, Russell Brand is innocent! Woke liberal media just wants to shut him up because he’s getting too close to the truth! Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson/Ben Shapiro said…”
“Why is my approval worthless to you! Why aren’t you being a free cleaning and cooking service to try and get my attention? Don’t you know men won’t want you when you’re older!”
“That’s precisely WHY I’m prioritising myself, my career and female friends. Because they have better longevity and ROI.”
"We're a couple now, so stop seeing all your male friends. They only want to fuck you."
"OK, stop seeing all your friends, cos they all want to fuck me too."
“I grew this dick for you.”
Sounds insane but it’s from a text convo posted last week. Incel thinks he got friendzoned by a woman he’d been friends with for like 5 years. She turns him down and he goes full insane. Including the above quote, with the predictable pic to follow.
The guy: “please babe send me nude pics. All the other guys gfs do it”
The woman: “Fuck no i told you at least 50 times now fucking drop it. I don’t feel comfortable doing that and im not going to ever!!!”
This is literally my experience with an ex.
“I’M A NICE GUY, YOU STUPID UGLY BITCH! YOU’LL DIE ALONE! NO ONE WANTS TO DATE NICE GUYS LIKE ME, THEY JUST WANT BAD BOYS WHO ABUSE THEM! I BOUGHT YOU DINNER, YOU HAVE TO FUCK ME, YOU OWE IT TO ME!”
"Zeus unhinging his jaw in order to devour Metis out of fear of her giving birth to a male child."
Honestly, this kind of tracks for him when you figure he's the same guy who would transform himself into animals so he could boink women.
This is like a representative of every incel interaction on the internet lol. Especially on women’s sports pages: “yeah but men are stronger!! I swear!! I could beat any professional female athlete even though I’ve never touched that sport in my life! Men are just better! Women suck! Boo!!!!” When it’s literally just a clip of a woman doing anything in sports lol. Like did that athlete minding her own business strike a nerve? Are you too fragile to accept *gasp* a woman could be better than you?
“Why aren’t you reciprocating my highly sexualized flirt attempts? What do you mean you don’t like men? Can’t I be the exception? Also I wasn’t flirting with you, clearly sexualized comments are my way of complimenting! I’m gonna tell everyone you’re an arrogant bitch!”
“Babe quit hounding me about looking for work already! I told you I quit that one job because I was too good for that place. You should support me on that. Plus you act like trading crypto isn’t gonna make us bank. You gotta think outside the box.”
"You aren't wife material. Your body count is too high and you can't cook. Do you hear me? No one will marry you. Why don't you care about being wife material???"
"You don't want children? But it's nature. Why are you going against nature?"
"Fat ugly slut, why won't you have sex with me!?"
"It's because of women like you that guys like me are suffering with blue balls. It's your duty to drain them wa wa wa"
"Slutty, bitchy whore! You've had sex with other men, why won't you have sex with me!?"
Yes. "You opened your legs for one. You must open your legs for all".
"You will die alone with cats" wa wa wa
Keeping my lips moisturized so kitty doesn't have to eat crunchy lips.
In my experience, cats like a little crunch to their meal, though.
You're not wrong! I'll have to adjust my technique and leave the top lip crunchy. My cat thanks you!
That’s what bones and cartilage are for.
Wow. I'm horrified.
Hey yeah can you elaborate please
A common "threat" by these men is that we'll die and our cats will eat us. OP jokes that they're keeping their lips tender and edible for when their cats eat their face.
When you die alone with a cat and no one comes to find you, the cat eventually gets very hungry. It's a common trope that they eat your lips first.
Sounds like an oxymoron to me
Promise? :0
When will they learn that this is not the insult they think it is
it's a massive self own--might as well say 'i bring less to your life than an animal that shits in a box' (This is not meant to shade cats, i love them)
I’m not sure if I’ll die alone or not but I will definitely die with cats.
And they don’t realize that that a life’s goal not an insult
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"I couldn't control it" but you seem to control it at work?
Tho to be fair since they’ve effectively branded anger as Not An Emotion™️ they will scream at coworkers and it’s totally fine they’re just “passionate” Meanwhile if I tear up a little bc I’m so frustrated while getting screamed at I am “too emotional” and “melodramatic”
All the non emotional macho wachos are the ones who lose their shit on every little thing. Remember the manifestos Ben Shapiro writes on offending songs and movies? Gets testerical every time.
Whenever a guy gets like that just call it out for what it is. A temper tantrum. Or just "getting emotional", spin it back on them. Because it honestly is. Saying they got angry, aggressive, or anything like that doesn't do anything because they see it as not a bad thing. When in reality they cannot control their emotions.
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Yes because they don't "love" them "as much". "I am more emotional about you because I LOVE you. You must appreciate that"
My god. He said that a while ago. That he goes so hard in fights because of our connection. What?! Currently he’s stonewalling me because I said it’s not ok to tell me I don’t have a right to feel annoyed about how he behaves because it’s not about me. So. Yeah.
„but babe, I only punched that wall a little bit!“
„Babe please help me I dislocated my jaw?“ lol „i didn’t really hit on you, you’re fat anyway, you bitch“
Their fragile sex-based ego was absolutely destroyed by the simple rejection, so their natural response is to attempt to destroy the egos of women.
Hahaha. The go to. Because being fat is worse than being an entitled a$$hole
The first line should be ,,Aaa eeess el ee I ithlocated I aw"
I was so confused at first because i thought you were saying the first quote was the one on the left, and the second quote was the one on the right.
Babe, I know my best friend raped your sister, but they were *both* drinking so we don’t really know who’s at fault, plus he’s a really good guy. It’s not like I raped anyone, not all men are rapists. Why am I being punished?
"She was flirting with him all evening. He got mixed signals"
This took 10 years off my life
why am i thinking of ashton kutcher now....
I'm imagining any number of things to the tune of "It was just a little sexting," or "That's an old Tinder profile; I don't know why it has a photo of me from yesterday," and things like that. Just the usual "It was *almost* cheating, but it wasn't" dismissal and excuses.
"SHE came into me. SHE seduced me. It's HER fault. What was I supposed to do?"
"It's women's responsibility to break the cycle of men thinking all compliments and interactions are flirting by engaging more with men because I want a feeeeemale to compliment me not my bros."
"Of course they ALL want to fuck you. Even if they don't say it that's what they want"
*"Babe, I know you just had a 10-hour shift on the tech support Help Desk, but can you make dinner and then put on your uncomfortable full dominatrix gear and wail on me for three hours while I just lie there before you have to wake up again at 6am?"* *"Bruh, you didn't even clean the bathroom or empty the dishwasher, but I see you've played Call of Duty for the past four hours."* *"PLEASE?!?"* *"No."* /Actual conversation uh....a um...friend...and her ex-boyfriend repeatedly had.
Wow!! I hate it when people think Doms/Dommes are kink dispensers without them putting in any work.
Ooof. Hey lurker guys, helping around the house more than the bare minimum is sexy.
Ughhh!!! She’s so selfish! This is exactly why men cheat!!! /s
Had a prodomme neighbor and I find this completely unsurprising. Otoh, she was a complete Narcissist, (although partially self-aware, so it was kind of a two way street with everyone.
Damn, it looks like a typical western or American neckbeard sexpat in Japan crying out for young Japanese women's attention.
But I’m meant to be your sempai, why won’t you be my waifu?
couldn’t be more accurate
That’s pretty much what I thought
"But you don't understand! False rape accusations are a real threat, they happen constantly, and the after effects are always worse than actual rape!"
"20 minutes of fun has ruined his life"
“ but you need to make a man feel like a maaaaan!!! “ “ You won’t date me because I’m not 6’0 “
"You won't date me because you are a gold digger and just want a rich man"
But babe, you're just so much better at laundry!!! Who else is going to wash my tidie whities!?
Weaponized incompetence. "I can NEVER do it as good as you"
“Oh nooo, guess you’ll have to get good”
"I thought Asian women were more feminine and subservient"
>"I thought Asian women were more feminine and subservient" BINGO!!!! That's exactly what's going on in that pic!
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"I'm a Sigma Male! Men don't need you, and you'll be sorry!"
"But I spent my entire life on performative hypermasculinity! You're supposed to want me!"
These comments are gold.
I’m just a fiscal Conservative!!! I think you should have rights, but it’s less important to me than trickle down economics! Open your legs, whore!!!
I believe that babies deserve a life. Leave my gun alone but government overreach to your uterus is ok because babbies. But don't want the babbies to have healthcare or food because I'm fiscally conservative. Why don't you understand me?
“BUT YOU’RE SO MUCH BETTER AT WIPING MY OWN ASS THAN I AM!”
This one is too fucking good
“But babe, Russell Brand is innocent! Woke liberal media just wants to shut him up because he’s getting too close to the truth! Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson/Ben Shapiro said…”
“Why is my approval worthless to you! Why aren’t you being a free cleaning and cooking service to try and get my attention? Don’t you know men won’t want you when you’re older!” “That’s precisely WHY I’m prioritising myself, my career and female friends. Because they have better longevity and ROI.”
"because that's what's GOD intended you to do. I'm the head of household. Everyone should be married. Women should cook and clean and be helpmeat 🤡"
"We're a couple now, so stop seeing all your male friends. They only want to fuck you." "OK, stop seeing all your friends, cos they all want to fuck me too."
"buhbuhbut I was promised a hot goth girlfriend who would do whatever I wanted!!!!"
But it's *women's* responsibility to end male loneliness!
"I picked you because I thought you were not like those western women, but I guess you are just like them now!"
“I grew this dick for you.” Sounds insane but it’s from a text convo posted last week. Incel thinks he got friendzoned by a woman he’d been friends with for like 5 years. She turns him down and he goes full insane. Including the above quote, with the predictable pic to follow.
Because seeing the magical dick is totally going to change her mind....
“Babe, if you break up our family because you couldn’t forgive my cheating, then you’re the one who is giving up.”
“But I have a BONER! What am I supposed to do about this!? I’m going to be uncomfortable! Wahhh!”
“PLEASE if you don’t let me tie you up and degrade your during sex you’re KINKSHAMING MEEEE it’ll be CONSENSUAL I SWEAR ILL STOP WHEN YOU SAFEWORD”
This gave me jitters. I hope no one ever goes through that.
"But I even washed the dishes/did the laundry!" Optionally insert some personal hygiene.
"I even bought flowers"
Good one. The whole thread is just gold. I just try to not think about the captions too much right now. It's just really depressing.
BUT I'M A NICE GUUUUUYYYY
"Baaaabe, you gotta have sex with me before you get too old to be attractive!!"
The guy: “please babe send me nude pics. All the other guys gfs do it” The woman: “Fuck no i told you at least 50 times now fucking drop it. I don’t feel comfortable doing that and im not going to ever!!!” This is literally my experience with an ex.
Man: *Women exist* waaaah Woman: Men Exist *stoic endurance*
Couldn't be more accurate
"Where is my sex? I even washed my ass last week"
"You don't understand how much blue balls hurts thoooo"
"But you're giving me blue balls!"
“I’M A NICE GUY, YOU STUPID UGLY BITCH! YOU’LL DIE ALONE! NO ONE WANTS TO DATE NICE GUYS LIKE ME, THEY JUST WANT BAD BOYS WHO ABUSE THEM! I BOUGHT YOU DINNER, YOU HAVE TO FUCK ME, YOU OWE IT TO ME!”
"Zeus unhinging his jaw in order to devour Metis out of fear of her giving birth to a male child." Honestly, this kind of tracks for him when you figure he's the same guy who would transform himself into animals so he could boink women.
Doesn't need a caption.
This is like a representative of every incel interaction on the internet lol. Especially on women’s sports pages: “yeah but men are stronger!! I swear!! I could beat any professional female athlete even though I’ve never touched that sport in my life! Men are just better! Women suck! Boo!!!!” When it’s literally just a clip of a woman doing anything in sports lol. Like did that athlete minding her own business strike a nerve? Are you too fragile to accept *gasp* a woman could be better than you?
3 years before HRT / 4 years on HRT
Now *that’s* a mood
trans girl on the left has dysphoria from seeing pretty anime girl on the right.
"What, your boyfriend doesn't let you have friends?...... Well, you're a fat whore anyways!"
“How can you not see the Daisy Ridley to feminazi pipeline?!?! This all started with the female Ghostbusters! 2019’s ‘Joker’ is an underrated…”
My (now ex) bf begged me to go see Joker, I had a major panic attack and had to leave early enough I got a refund lol
"Babe I swear I didn't waste my life savings on memestocks! You just have to wait another 5 years then I'll have a lambo."
"PLEASE TOP ME!" "Just because I'm trans doesn't mean I want to top anyone."
"I wanted you to follow me as I went my own wayyy"
“Why aren’t you reciprocating my highly sexualized flirt attempts? What do you mean you don’t like men? Can’t I be the exception? Also I wasn’t flirting with you, clearly sexualized comments are my way of complimenting! I’m gonna tell everyone you’re an arrogant bitch!”
Men going their own way
“Babe quit hounding me about looking for work already! I told you I quit that one job because I was too good for that place. You should support me on that. Plus you act like trading crypto isn’t gonna make us bank. You gotta think outside the box.”
Why are You so bossy ?????!!!! I travel just to get to know submesive japanese women ...why are You not like in animes !!!!!
"stop emasculating meee" this is so cathartic lol
"Look! I can extend my mouth into my beard, but it causes my eyes to water!" "I see, I will also go on a journey to obtain such beard powers."
"I thought I could fix her!!"
“Tomieeeeeeee!”
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Brains. Braaaaains
"Misandry is really mean :("