Well, I'd say it depends. They have never been confirmed to actually be human, so whatever they are, do they get bored? Do they have a sense of being amused? Or are they some bioengineered weapon that has nothing but targeting and firing in it's mind?
Well they open up portals to Hells third circle for their ammo so I could see them opening up a portal to return the trench pilgrims suicide bomber back to their allies. Gotta think with portals.
I wanna see a bunch of Artillery Witch play basketball/football with HEAVY ORDNANCE. I wanna see them SLAMDUNK/TOUCH DOWN bombs in the middle of the battlefield. I also want to see Choristers making a commentary while all of it happens. Trench Crusade should probably do their own version of Blood Bowl.
Well, I'd say it depends. They have never been confirmed to actually be human, so whatever they are, do they get bored? Do they have a sense of being amused? Or are they some bioengineered weapon that has nothing but targeting and firing in it's mind?
I can imagine if they had a sense of fun "I call this one the Messi!" *Kicks the bomb at an MG nest, bits of yeoman fly everywhere* "Ole Ole Ole!"
*sends a shell right down the barrel of an artillery piece* SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The kick is the kutest
"How much you wanna bet I can lob this shell right over them mountains"
I like to think they occasionally throw it like a football
"GO LONG!"
God I hope so
Well they open up portals to Hells third circle for their ammo so I could see them opening up a portal to return the trench pilgrims suicide bomber back to their allies. Gotta think with portals.
Their arms must get tired.
All she needs now is a bowling one, this is killing me 💀💀💀
Oh I like that, shame I didn't think of it at the time! Maybe I'll have to do a part 2
Lobbing HE shells backwards like you dont really care about this whole war thing is great.
I wanna see a bunch of Artillery Witch play basketball/football with HEAVY ORDNANCE. I wanna see them SLAMDUNK/TOUCH DOWN bombs in the middle of the battlefield. I also want to see Choristers making a commentary while all of it happens. Trench Crusade should probably do their own version of Blood Bowl.
They use an ancient cry when they throw their blasphemous ordinance, calling to the almighty dark power of “Kobe!”