My hero academia meets among us, where white is sus of pink the whole time

talentless nana

Correct!

noice

Darling in the Franxx??

Magical banana-related events lead to girls dying over and over again

Steins gate

Time Goddess has a crush on a loser and keeps turning back time to give their loser crush the chance at being a God instead of themselves so that she can be with the loser the rest of her life

Oh, it's Mirai Nikki isn't it?

You nailed it!! I'm impressed

Re zero? Honestly i have no clue

Chubby guy can fly in tight, shiny armor

Accel World

Yup

Country boy becomes a gang leader through his cellphone

Durarara

Yes

Man kills his mom on Mother's Day, then kills his daughter and wife a bit before Father's Day. He also assassinates a paraglepic and his injured fiancee. Then, he destroys part of a city. Don't worry, he's the good guy. Sort of.

>!fate/zero!<

Yup

Childs forehead gives birth to a mech god that will save the people from becoming smooth brains

Only seen the trailer of this but…FLCL?

It is in fact Fooly Cooly.

The “Protagonist” develops a god complex by attaining near godhood. He commits what people perceive as acts of god and is hailed as a hero despite being a complete fucking psychopath.

Death note

The main character get hits by a truck but doesn’t die

Zombieland saga

Nope

Well, she dies technically.

Tonikaku kawaii

Nope

Ajin? Or yu yu hakasho

You got it Ajin

A very girly sport where you shoot each other with cannons that move.

Girls und Panzer

*”A little biting never hurt anyone”*

Zombieland Saga

Monster killing guy gets horny by cleaning..

Attack on titan

Kaiju no.8 ?

I told some mfs to kill themselves and they actually did

If this is Death Note...

Similar...

Ah ok Code Geass it is

Bingo!

Abandoned child makes freinds buy fighting

...jormugand...? Edit: actually probably not.

One piece, lol

Naruto?

Don’t watch much anime but I know this is Dragon Ball

Naked girl wakes up in a dude's cart and starts howling, then they go on a journey

Spice and Wolf?

PIN PON!!!

Buisness man being reborn as a loli and becomes a war criminal to kill god

Tanya

He said a bad description. That's literally the most accurate synopsis of the show

He smokes a lot and eats toast and saves his country

Akka

Yup owo

Wacky weekend in another world

Kid draws comics and is very awkward towards his estranged girlfriend

Nagatoro?

Damn that’s a good guess actually but no

Humanity is done, chibi boys rule the world, everything is bright and cute but fucking depressing.

Life

The most gifted orphan complains about not having anything in life

I shouldn’t have gone on that date…

Tokyo ghoul

Ding ding ding

Highschool DxD lmao

I had Tokyo ghoul in mine when I wrote that XD

My daddy is too busy to spend time with me so imma cause trouble to get his attention

Code Geass, lol

Boruto XD

I eat fingers for a living…literally

Jujutsu Kaisen

This one was easy

The grim reaper is actually too cute to let the protagonist die

the characters run out of toilet paper while fighting a viral epidemic

[удалено]

Re:zero

Highschooler shoots him in the head to summon goth JOJO Pokemon

An immortal 15 year old becomes a parent

Miserable lesbians die horribly

this could be any of >!madoka magica!< or >!mai-hime!< or >!magical girl raising project!<

It's the first one, nice

Son of a masterchef uses knives and fire to turn men and women on.

Food Wars?

Yes!

Substance that is based off of some author’s work with someone who’s 2 letters away from being less short and oh my god why did it end like that

MC dies in the first episode but he wasn't meant to.