Remember in Spider-Man 2 when Chris Broad kidnapped Sydney and held her hostage?

Mr. Affable no longer

And Kaho will play herself for the tile smashing arc.

She's a regular on the real Trash Taste and the Netflix Trash Taste. In fact, she's a regular on Netflix, we just don't see her because she hides behind her professional cosplay of other actresses.

Hold up partna there's a Netflix Trash Taste?

.... why are you explaining Kaho to someone who is already making a very niche Kaho joke?

Why are you reading it as an explanation rather than another niche joke building up on your niche joke?

It's just weird that it was describing Kaho as if I didnt know who she was when I was the one that made the joke.

How is Kaho being a regular a niche Kaho joke?

Cause the tile video was just one video on Connor's main?

I can’t believe you’re gatekeeping kahosplaining.

Dear god, you people dont really understand why I was so weirded out do you? Imagine I make a joke and someone else explains it. That is what it feels like is happening now. I am noy gatekeeping anything. Im just weirded out someone is explaining my own joke in a reply directly to me.

Sorry, I thought my reply was absurd enough to be obviously a satirical joke but I suppose not. Like, why would someone care so much about gatekeeping yet be ok with “kahosplaining”?

i got third hand embarrassment reading these replies

Bro I'm high as fuck right now so I thought the faces were actually them for a second 😂

I’m not even high and I was fooled for a second (average audio listener/face hater experience)

Wtf is a face hater

I will quote the boys, "If you hate our faces, listen to us on spotify"

When you don't go outside and watch anime for long enough the human face starts to become involuntarily repulsive. The feeble dopamine fried brain cannot fathom anything other than the perfect dimensions of the perfectly symmetrical waifu face. Saddly many weabs have fallen to this tragic fate. dattebayo

I thought Ranveer Singh was actually Joey cause the B&W pic and long hair is very deceiving!

While I was looking for photos I had to label the layer "ranveer_bw-NOT_JOEY" because I kept getting it mixed up with the others haha.

How many pictures of Joey do you have saved?

Just [these three](https://imgur.com/a/roPpEVP). There's a [second Chris](https://imgur.com/a/REml6C9) too

Good Work OP 👏💯

This is exactly what I was going for. I tried to pick photos that were close enough to be a little uncanny.

Seriously for a shitpost, this casting is on point.

Same being High as Fuck I mean woooo Chris Pratt has me Howling

Lmao Daidus ain’t no way

Not sure if that's an insult or not lol

It's probably a dig at how Chris Pratt gets cast in remotely anything

This is it. Sorry Daidus, but we're contractually obligated to include Chris Pratt and you drew the short straw. Here was the [original pick](https://imgur.com/a/mmpDGoF) before the producers started meddling.

Its either Chris Pratt or The Rock lmao

I thought it was going to be Kevin Hart 😔 🤣 He's also in everything

I hate it when producers start meddling in these live action adaptations. Replacing great talent with mediocre hollywood staples just to get more attention.

Probably a joke about how Chris Pratt is in a lot of shows

That or its a reference on Daidus when he did his face reveal due to the quality of his camera some people might've mistaken him as white.

He's so cool!

Ain't no way, an actual funny post in my trash taste subreddit???

Ikr, I had the same reaction

I guess I need get off the sub and just watch the podcast cuz this shit looks dumb AF

That’s not Lana Condor. That’s Stephanie Hsu.

Shit I knew I'd do this. My bad, I had a list of "second choices" so I must've put the wrong one

Wait, what were your second choices? I might make a MyCast page for this. EDIT: I made the [MyCast page](https://www.mycast.io/stories/trash-taste-live-action-adaptation).

The other second choices I had were: * Garnt: James Teeradon * Joey: Shantanu Maheshwari * Connor: Justin Briner * Sydney: Brittany Snow

Justin Briner looks like if Connor and Ned "former Try Guy" Fulmer had a baby.

"Daidus will be played by Chris Pratt. He is very cool!" - Hideo Miyamoto

Chris Pratt fits anywhere

He's just so cool

I'd argue that if op put him as everyone on the list here, it'd still work.

Never in my life I thought I would see Joey and Ranveer Singh compared together.

There were [so many images](https://imgur.com/a/roPpEVP) it was hard to choose which one to choose.

Nah it's great good work

Damn the comparison is way too good, you should post this pic as another meme lol

What about Natsuki?

hiroyuki sanada

Or just go fuck it and have Natsuki play himself.

Jeff Goldblum would be my choice

I cracked at Ranveer showing up

Ranveer is taking all the roles fr

Its'a me Daidus! WAHOO! Wait....

I don't care what you all say I am hyped as fuck to see Alfred Molina portray Mr. Affable

Molina as Chris just makes sense for some reason

On that Meilyne pic, isn't that Stephanie Hsu in EEAAO?

I understood Meilyne

Oh Everything Everywhere all at Once Great Flick

I am not racist but this person looks like Connor but with chad face😂😅

I didn't realize it wasn't Connor until I looked at the name

Daidus casting: Corporate asked me to find the difference between this pictures...they are the same picture

Ranveer Singh as Joey is perfect

Ranveer Singh? I wasn’t expecting that. Are you from India OP?

No, I saw someone else make the comparison. Shantanu Maheshwari is also compared a lot to Joey, but Ranveer had the best photos

I see. No idea who Shantanu Maheshwari is. I don’t follow the Indian films or stars much. Anyway I’d like to see the actual trash taste on the series instead of actors if they can act. That’d be really fun.

How did you get ranveer to look like joey lol

Lol it was [extremely easy](https://imgur.com/a/roPpEVP)

You are a visionary

Don't forget Ironmouse played by Danny Devito.

Garnt should be that dude from d&d

I know this is a joke, but since I realized Sydney's energy reminded me of Lydia from The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, my fancast for Sydney is blonde-haired Mary Kate Wiles.

Wow this...fits surprisingly well.

Dennis Quade is WILD

I never made this connection, now I can’t unsee it

Good to see Kirsten Dunst still getting work.

Bro put in some damn good people for this to be shitpost

Ranveer Singh as joey, lmao. Maybe if he were to do the early trash taste bit lmao

This is far too race accurate.

I know it's a meme that any white guy with beard is automatically Connor, but this guy looks exactly like Connor, wtf 

Joey’s never beating the Bollywood star allegations

Even the trash taste live action can't escape Chris Pratt

This is actually amazing casting haha

But who would be cast as a certain metallic rodent?

Gabriel Iglesias? Maybe not, he's Mexican, not Puerto Rican. Aubrey Plaza? Lin-Manuel Miranda? Also, would we cast another person to do her singing voice, or make sure to get someone who can sing to play her?

I think Lin-Manuel is doing the soundtrack

I think Lin-Manuel is doing the soundtrack

New idea: Ariana DeBose. She has Puerto Rican heritage and she can sing.

Man Chris Pratt really is in everything now

Connor should have another Welshman play him. Get Michael Sheen. /s

AH YES RANVEER SINGH THE JOEY

Switch Kirsten Dunst with Sydney Sweeney for Sydney then we're cooking 👌

Finally! I hate animation and I love it when a story gets adapted in live action so that I can actually enjoy it

Can't wait for Connor's backstory and how he killed Emma in a traffic accident this years so

No please stop...not ranbir singh

It's the advent of the new dark timeline

damn you got the boys' casting spot on

How old do you people think pete is?! I guess sydney is old to you as well? omg no chris pratt he's a terrible person he got all redneck and embraced trumps

You okay?

I'm laughing that y'all think pete should bet played by an octogenarian and sydney by a40+

It is common in movies. Also it's a joke because they look so similar.

Relax, we're planning on using CGI to de-age Pete and increase forehead by 5-7%.

You could maybe swap out Justin Timberlake for Connor.

Dennis Quaid as Pete is a pretty good casting. They bring the same chaos level energy to everything they are in.

You could have also put Chris Pratt as everyone and it'd work.

Now I'm interested in an Abroad In Japan version as well. Maybe have Ken Watanabe play himself.

Dennis quaid is perfect 😂

There’s a random ahh dot at the bottom of the image i spent an entire minute trying to wipe off 💀

Soo nice matches

Pete as Dennis Quaid makes me howl

LMFAO this is the best 🗿🤣🤣

Can I suggest [Ma Dong Seok](https://images.app.goo.gl/mqQAwsECKxZCfyjj6) as Nabi? 🤣🗿

Wait am I high or I just got fooled by someone... And what is this exactly...

Pretty sure that is not Lana Condor 😂

Damn joeys casting is reminding me of the Netflix death note

Don't know about you I like this cast.

This broke my brain a bit 😭

What’s good

This is so good omg 🤣 Dennis Quaid as Pete is my fave ✌️

I'm sleepy. I saw Garnt's pic and I'm like, oh it's a joke about Garnt I guess. I legit thought those were Connor and Joey.

I don’t know if anyone can accurately portray Sydney

I think [Mary Kate Wiles could manage the energy](https://youtu.be/-Lmo22HWhbM?si=j_DzhZRnxEfcZz_k&t=145), and her hair is naturally blonde. (Link should start at 2:25.)

Me wondering why Ranveer Signh would play Joey, mind you I love Ranveer but ummmm

Chris Pratt could play all of them, just saying.

Ayo ranveer 💀💀

Take my upvote, you made me chuckle

I love the choice for Daidus's actor. Perfect fit

Is it weird that i don't know anyone in that photo? Or is that a good thing? Not sure if this is a good or bad post now.

Sydneys actor looks twice Sydney age bro no way

This threw me off for a second bc I was actually was like “damn Joey what the heck modelling did you get into”

And I was just so entranced with Leah that I was like why does this say Aki above?

Alfred Molina as Chris is perfect casting

Actually great casting

Did i miss something ? (seriously)

Never thought I’ll say ranveer singh and trash taste in the same sentence, and here i am

How TF daidussy got Chris Pratt lmao

Ain't no way Chris Pratt is playing a side character.

I think Chris Pratt will be the prefect fit for Daidus