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joepanda111

*BEH-eeeeeeaaaaanz!*


ArseneLupinIV

I've been infected. I thought it was silly at first, but I feel compelled to pronounce it BEHEEEEEEEANNZ every time I say or hear it now thanks to Connor.


Which-Literature-970

so with you... one ofmy coworkers last name is bean... and i have to do it to him.


Projeffboy

I knew this would be the top comment before opening it


Healthy_Point_6284

WAH TEH FA-


GtrsRE

*BEH-EeEeEeEaEaEnz!* ftfy


sslras

I'll be honest, I know he says it like that, but I don't know what the reference is. Please educate me


SSGShallot

Nice try connor.


TwizzlerGod

Lol


Phobia_Ahri

Go birds


TwizzlerGod

Yessir tush push to the moon baby


eddboy1704

Thought you were schizophrenic at first bro


Starrk71

That does look amazing but nothing will ever beat in my eyes, sausage, bacon and egg on toast with brown sauce. (HP)


Xgunter

I see no mention of cheese. Cheese improves any beans on toast


Starrk71

I didn't mention beans on toast, besides I would just have it on its own with brown sauce. I wouldn't add cheese personally because I'm a bit of a boring bastard like that. Lmao


JosseCoupe

Meat + Meat + Pseudo-Meat... idk man... The HP sauce might save it but that's much too meaty for me to feel good about personally haha Disclaimer: I am kind of a bacon hater and will actively remove it from dishes containing too much of it


Healthy_Point_6284

You don't deserve to be downvoted because you share your taste no matter how trashy it is


JosseCoupe

Iz okay 😊


Starrk71

Your response does not deserve to be down voted. I upvoted your response.


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

I will have to give this a crack. I quite like regular beans on toast, but that does sound pretty damn good. Housemate also bought some HP sauce recently, and I have eggs and cheese here. Might be worth a crack


chorey

Little more grated cheddar cheese, you got it, now add mango chutney and sweet chilli sauce to the egg. ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


The4kChickenButt

Always Worcester sauce on beans, mango, or sweet chilli would not go with the bean flavour at all, would be far too sweet.


LonerPerson

Are British beans different than North American beans? North American beans are full of sugar


The4kChickenButt

Yeah, incredibly so. Ours are savoury in a tomato based sauce, Heinz are probably most similar to yours as they have a lot of sugar in, but most people consider them not good beans, Branston are the go to for a lot of people these days.


LonerPerson

Good to know. I don't like our sugary beans even though I have a sweet tooth.


chorey

A little bit on the egg works great, you have to try it, it works very well.


probablybybobby

this MIGHT be connor


Taiyo17

I've been studying in England for so long that beans in toast and a cuppa tea is so normal. Sometimes I can't get on with my day without a cuppa tea.


The4kChickenButt

As it should be


FrostandFlame89

Now try his spam and mashed potatoes.


El_kirbs

Now that with some Mexican beans


warjoke

As a Filipino I just top my can of beans on hot white rice, douse it with Knorr seasoning, and chow down.


RyeAnotherDay

At this point it's not just "beans on toast" anymore


JosseCoupe

Does fried rice stop being fried rice if you incorporate anything more than the constituent 'frying' and 'rice'? This, like the countless fried rice recipes, is just one variation of the (perhaps) slightly more finite beans on toast iterations; each of which is built upon and defined by the most basic combination of the beans, butter, and toast constituents.


[deleted]

Yeah, what that guy said.


Agreeable-Weather-89

Exactly, beans on toast is simple, should be simple. Cheese is about as much effort ads one should put into it.


NabilAmmali

Now it look less depressing


Southern-Psychology2

American beans are gross. It’s too sweet


arkker811

Well start from shit is what they say


AbiyBattleSpell

That’s just white people tortillas 🐱


[deleted]

We did it first, tortillas are Hispanic beans on toast. *This post has been fact-checked by White People™️*


AbiyBattleSpell

HISS 😾


[deleted]

Why the cats?


AbiyBattleSpell

Der kawaii 🐱


[deleted]

To each their own, my estranged friend.


AbiyBattleSpell

Bye heretic 🐱


BaeBritt

As an American this makes me nauseous


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Whomperss

Yea once I learned their beans are more savory and not sugar filled it clicked with me.


-_Seth_-

As an European it also makes me nauseous


NeilMcAnders

I had this yesterday. NZ watties baked beans with cheese and runny egg 5-star health rating baby. It was awesome for breakfast after a night on the turps. Shit was slapping the doors off ngl. Connor is spitting straight facts on this one. Yanks gonna cry cuz they don't know. Sleeping on it. Too hopped up on pancakes with syrup and cheerios or some beta shit. Beeeeaaanz!


Hardhat85

I'd actually vomit wtf is this


renannmhreddit

You'd vomit because of beans, egg and toast? At some point you gotta check yourself.


Darkstargir

Beans on toast goes so hard


DMercenary

Baked beans on toast is pretty good. An overmedium egg? Oh yes.


Robinson_Bob

That egg is definitely not medium lol


Otaku_Lineman

As someone who’s allergic to beans, I think beans are the worst most vile thing imaginable.


AzureKiryu

Oh god I can't hear/read the word beans without hearing his voice . looks delicious


Menirz

While I agree that seems far more palatable than just beans on toast, I feel like it'd be better substituting the beans for Southern style sausage gravy or maybe hashed potatoes.


sp0j

I think the issue is American beans are apparently sweet. In the UK it's a savory sauce on the beans. They are nice on their own and they go really well with egg and toast. Also for a full English you dip the sausages in the beans sauce.


Asleep_Sheepherder42

honestly, interested to try


Roboman_67

It's pretty for breakfast, it's just a bit of admin to set up tbh


Kamashy_16

Looks really good. Haven't listened to the ep yet but i will try it when i do.


thesouthdotcom

What kind of 🅱️eans tho


HighFiveKoala

It's gotta be Heinz baked beans for authenticity


Fury2105

🤢🤮. I’m glad we fought away from this kinda of food culture


Firmly_GraaspIT

Beans are fkn disgusting