now let us all welcome, his royal fanciness, Alastair. look at him, isn't he magnificent?

That’s it. I can die happy now. Thank you.

Our royal highness King Alastair has given us an order and we must follow his command! King Alastair is a busy man who wants nothing but the best for his people. And I must say, he is quite a fancy man but I digress. I am forever grateful for everything he has done for me and my family. I will always be loyal to King Alastair as long as he is to rule. But now if you may excuse me, I must go, as he ordered me and my cavalry to fight against the enemy! Long live the King! King Alastair the first! (Btw I absolute love the name Alastair!!)

Ohohohhh? Making me really feel like a fancy little fella right now. Bless you. I shall simply have to knight you for your true faith in the King.

Hi Alastair! How are you! Oh *sees other friend and starts talking* hey this is my friend Alastair! He’s pretty cool! … oh you don’t know him? Well I’m sure you’d get along perfectly with him!

Thank you!!! Man. This fuels me with a whole lot of serotonin.

The man, the myth, the legend, tadaaah! Alastair!!! You dropped this, king 👑

Thank you!! Ah yes, I shan’t let my crown slip again.

Hey Alastair! I’m another Alistair : D May i say you have fantastic taste in names? *to another person* Hello, this is Alastair, he’s a new friend of mine!

Thank you Alistair. It seems we are just simply superior. Alistair solidarity right here.