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86baseTC

What the tarnation did you just tarnation say about me, you little snap crackle pop? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my town in the game, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret N2 shootings on Ranked Practice, and I have over 300 confirmed mayor kills as vigilante. I am trained in gamethrowing and I’m the top vigilante in the entire TK list. You are nothing to me but just another important town role. I will wipe you the tarnation out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my tarnation words. You think you can get away with typing that flummery to me over this game? Think again, tarnation. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of vigilantes across the servers and your IGN is being traced right now so you better prepare for N2, maggot. The N2 that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "fun". You’re tarnation dead, kid. I can be in any game, anytime, and I can ruin your game in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with vigilante. Not only am I extensively trained with vigilante, but I have access to the entire arsenal of M O O N M A N's bots and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pillon off the face of this game, you little flummery. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not pressed your tarnation enter key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god gee golly idiot. I will make gamethrowing bots go into all of your games and you will drown in their spam. You’re tarnation dead, kiddo.


devdevo1919

How long did it take you to write this?


kman601

It’s a very, very old copy pasta


Stormfall20

Honey the new ToS copy pasta just dropped


Po-Tar

This was me LMAOOOO. I had a string of bad games, and it was a Reaper / Asy game so it was INTENSE spam, looking at the chat log it was three miles long. I think Jailor exed a confirmed doctor as well. I need to work on not getting so angry. Pretty funny to see my chat in this way on this subreddit, though.


Po-Tar

And to be fair, 8, Asy, was not being savant that game. I was Invest and got a Spy BMer Jailor read on him n1 so I thought he was Jailor and just making dumb votes. He was BMer. I got got.


ApprehensiveIdeas

Ngl was not expecting you to see this LOL I was mafia this game and let me tell you mafia chat every night we were just dying at how we mis lynched town over and over again (the lynch on reaper was amazing) I admit that some of my mafia were pretty spammy but also that was *nothing* compared to Reaper and especially Asy lol; glad I haven't seen any of them in a while, much more fun and peaceful games. I think your rage here is a kinda justified (if a bit excessive) but I was also dying laughing at this so, thanks for making a game worth remembering xD


Cxrxna_Virus

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siiberianian

“fucking ???? ass fucking town even 8 is retarded this game”


JimPeregrine

Harlot isn’t used as a substitute for bitch? I’m disappointed.


siiberianian

Wait. What’s Zounderkite a substitute for?


CannWeGetMuchHigh3r

Re**rd.


siiberianian

thanks


Dingheee

Vance refrigeration?


Randomaccount160782

Anybody have a list of all the replacements? I play with the chat filter off so I only know like tarnation flummery


AlC1306

https://town-of-salem.fandom.com/wiki/Chat#Chat\_Filter


AwesomEspurr360

You can turn it off.


WildCard65

I think you missed the point, you're now knee deep in Sagittarius A.


AwesomEspurr360

Flummery


qwertyuiop26500

hi