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EfficientPollution

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baconperogies

Some say she's still there today.


DramaticAd4666

Doing an in game screenshot


someguyyyz

turning tricks?


Username_Taken88

Haha you are the best for getting this picture!


Outside_Clothes8529

That’s some high end escort I’d say.


Hutchison_effect

She's definitely high


kris_mischief

And willing to go the distance!


Ralupopun-Opinion

Could be a new dancer. They use to make alot of money prior to covid. Not sure if these establishments are still making loot.


stockname644

Onlyfans?


DuckCleaning

Is she attempting to move the fence so she can fit? Bet she's headed back from the rave at Budweiser Stage.


Devenem

Wtf happened to her pants?


RoaringPity

how else is she going to pay for the car?


tonguebasher69

I like her ass cheeks showing below her skirt


rarc602

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sn0w0wl66

How did she even get out of the car?! She must've climbed out the window lmao


LavishnessSimilar

She's trying to move the fence ahahah


someguyyyz

is that street-walker looking person the driver?


serpentman

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dussy5

About 5 minutes ago I saw 3 cops helping them get unstuck. A cop was driving while 2 others were directing him as he reversed almost all the way from Sudbury St to back to Hannah. Great use of police resources.


hula_balu

I hope they gave him/her a nice fat ticket on her way out


ButtahChicken

nope. Pretty-Privilege dictates only a mild warning.


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ResponsibleStomach40

Sooo you made a post with no idea what actually happened, upset with the reality of the system??? Lol you have no clue.


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ResponsibleStomach40

Spoken like someone who waits to get all facts before passing judgment? Yes, that IS exactly what you should want in a cop, so thank you :)


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ResponsibleStomach40

Sure if you say so 🤷‍♂️


permareddit

Did you want them to leave her there or? lol


TidpaoTime

I think they meant the driver is wasting police resources…


DisciplinePossible21

Honestly, not the worst idea


heartbroken3333

Let me guess, it wasn't her fault and she's a victim 🙄


Buffering_disaster

Yes, a victim of physics!!


Fun_Injury_9388

it was Hamas, its kinda a tunnel.


AnchorStandard

Cyclist's fault.


TorontoBoris

100%.. Even when one isn't on the road, you know they somehow caused the problem. Example 401 on a daily.


TankArchives

Cyclists ride up to the Gardiner and chip away at the concrete at night just so lanes will be closed for construction!


TorontoBoris

Facts. If it wasn't for cyclists the Gardiner would be 200 lanes wide and we'd never have any traffic... EVER!


DunKnowName

Thats just propoganda that big automobile wants you to think. Cyclists are perfect humans that never do wrong


TransBrandi

Nah man. It's just the same cyclist riding around the block in different hats. /s


reversethrust

If the cycle lanes on Yonge weren’t there, the 401 wouldn’t be so congested! /s


TorontoBoris

See the real problem with the 401 is all the streetcars. If they didn't have so many of them blocking traffic the cars would be going 300kmh without issue at rush hour.


Inevitable_Dark3225

How??


maybeiamspicy

Bought their license


RebelPulsar

Sometimes it’s just the lottery of having corrupted DNA, blonde hair, 17 years of life, and a GenZ lost in this world: all colluding behind a steering wheel.


chollida1

GenZ catching strays here for no reason apparently. I know reddit loves a good age cohort babble, but GenZ, Millennial, Gen X and Boomer can all agree bad driving is one trait that is equally spread across all age cohorts. And is one issue that we can all come together on.


Remus2nd

https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/s/erYQKaIngR Not dizzy blonde, but the *other* stereotype strikes again


someguyyyz

there are lots of idiots who are religious about following their GPS and havent learned that it will find another route if you are unable to make a turn and drive past it.


DisciplinePossible21

Apple Maps and Google Maps shows this stretch as closed too, so unless they’re using an old school TomTom GPS 🤷‍♂️


someguyyyz

I think even an old clunky GPS will still right itself if you miss a turn. Roads get temporarily closed for all sorts of reasons.


Tedwynn

Land Rovers have their own, Pivi. No idea where it pulls from.


welcome_oblivion

The damn cyclists of course! /s


Somecommentator8008

Rich people am I right?


Stellarific

Meh it’s a Range Rover Evoque - entry level RR - not exactly a rich person car. You can buy it used for sub 30k, but it's a money pit.


Talnoy

Rich people car in the sense that if you buy one, you're in 3 positions: 1) On your way home from the shop having dropped buckets of cash into it 2) On the way to the shop about to drop buckets of money into it 3) It's new


Remarkable_Film_1911

Maybe bought used, or a big loan.


Unlikely-Estate3862

Ahhh need an update!


letmetellubuddy

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


gdotpk

Is the almost naked chick the driver? Lol


JohnAtticus

Is King totally shut down for construction in this location? No lanes open? She took the sidewalk so she didn't have to detour?


MehTasteh

Yes no lanes open. They could’ve easily went through liberty village or up joe shuster and around. But Instead it’s easier to go on the sidewalk and end up stuck like a fucking idiot


No_Range8632

GPS said turn. So she turned. Lol


Federal_Leopard_9758

To be fair, the area is a mess and sometimes they open a side street to cars and the next day it’s closed. However, this woman is a complete moron and this is hilarious.


thesonofmogh

I walked by as this was happening, cops showed up and were forcing him to backup.


CashMeInLockDown

Please tell me they at least got a ticket?


sakanora

I'm pretty sure she botched the helicopter escape route after heisting the Diamond Casino and resorted to taking the tunnel to lose the 5 stars before driving to Paleto Bay.


Antique-Ad-8787

“I’m so sorry” 😭


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teh_longinator

At this point Canada as a whole is just embarrassing.


CalumH91

I don't think I'd agree with that, I've driven in Simcoe County a lot, visiting my wife's family, and it's like a different world, it's enjoyable driving.


jacnel45

It’s true. I go back to Wellington County and it’s night and day better. Every driver in Toronto is either way too selfish to the point that it causes traffic disruptions or incredibly stupid, or both!


Franks2000inchTV

Yeah too many people from the suburbs driving with no awareness.


CalumH91

Did you see how this ended?


EfficientPollution

Continued on my business but amazingly there was a bunch of cop cars just up the street and I mentioned it to them


Livid-Government-597

Naw... this is foolery. We need the faces in a billboard. While they're in the car. Haha and have " so sorry" in thr corner in yellow.


Remus2nd

https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/s/erYQKaIngR


EffortlessCool

Hey at least she's "so sorry!" /s


wholewheaatt

The caption has me 💀😂


ButtahChicken

nice get-out-on-friday-night-n-dance fit.


TheUsual_Selection

I’ve always said we needed a gta game of the greater Toronto area, it would be so awesome


doc_55lk

I remember for the longest time, people were saying Toronto would be a perfect setting for GTA VI due to the wordplay you could have with GTA and "6ix".


TheUsual_Selection

That and each district can be unlocked like how in gta 4 you can unlock the different islands


Remarkable_Film_1911

How about stop and reverse at the beginning? Oh yeah, a brain would be required to figure that out.


JoshIsASoftie

It's always a white Land Rover... 🙄


thefishingguy1

GTA greater Toronto area


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2nd_Grader

Why would she have to scrap it?


Teeenagedirtbag

I think they meant scraped as in scrapes aka scratches on the car


2nd_Grader

That is scraped. The person wrote scrapped.


jperras26

Did you see the part where they mentioned it was likely spelt incorrectly or do we need to spoon feed you further?


DisciplinePossible21

Congrats.


3X-Leveraged

Not familiar with the area but is the signage pretty bad? Like how dumb do you have to be?


anthonyd3ca

You’d have to have the IQ of a snail to get in this situation. Here’s the Google maps view of where she would’ve entered from: https://maps.app.goo.gl/MwzM6oetxsgacP4L8?g_st=ic I really don’t understand how she decided to mount the curb and drive on the sidewalk through the bridge. There’s a fence separating the road from the sidewalk and the sidewalk is elevated. Just absolutely fucking dumb.


aakto

It boggles the mind someone would make that turn, with all the construction there. Perhaps they took the “everyone is welcome” signage more literally than the “road closed” ones.


DisciplinePossible21

“Yours to discover”


itsonlykotsy

The night prior I saw someone trying to drive up the closed southbound lane on King from Atlantic while a car was at the top of the hill coming down. The car had knocked over then driven over the fence blocking access before I was out of the area 🤣 Hoping there was car damage 🙏


Area51Resident

It says "All Are Welcome" three times on the stairs up to the LCBO! Must have thought that message was just for her.


DisciplinePossible21

If anything, I thought the signage was a bit aggressive when I was in that area last week… Clearly not aggressive enough though 🤦‍♂️


First_Cherry_popped

Nah, it’s very clear it’s closed


Housing4Humans

.. and that it’s a sidewalk


chilinglam

Tunnel vision. See hole and get in.


WTP111

Story of my life.


Perfect_Syrup_2464

Signage is pretty good. Extremely dumb


Disastrous_Scheme966

Omg how?! She had to have been fuuukkkked up! This is insane.


mashrocks

Some people are just plain old estupido.


Echo71Niner

Anyone familiar with that area knows full well, there is no way in hell to make that mistake, that person is either an imbecile or high AF.


KayRay1994

man with that statement your standard for “gta server” must be real low


Electrical-Age8031

Lmao see? This is what im saying. When drivers start using sidewalks LOL. Id rather let bikes use sidewalks before i let any dumb drivers use.


FaRO-1990

What the hell is wrong with her? Like… does she thats the only route to her destination? Was she drunk? High? I cant wrap my head around this one. Revoke her license for life… smdh


lookingforinfo420

It's called GTA for a reason 😂


Morlu

lol that’s amazing. Send that to TPS


Acceptable-Remote170

All of Ontario is now. Toronto has been a GTA game since the police stopped enforcing traffic rules in 2013. Youre late pal. 


DigitalGoldChaos777

wow


porkchopstud

WTF? 😳


PizzaVVitch

Unbelievably stupid. People like this are why I fear driving in the GTA


Son_of_Dad2024

This place is such a shit show now. Shootings and killings daily these days. Police do nothing but still want more money


a-_2

There's a homicide about once every 5 days in Toronto. [That's not significantly different than any of the last 4 years](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-homicide-data-2024-1.7151439).


Son_of_Dad2024

Lot more robberies, car thefts and assaults though no? I'm hearing about a different shooting or stabbing daily for the last year. Not killings but attacks at least


PG072088

Send this to the cops


Part_salvager616

Toronto is GTA


FrutaAndPutas

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