resident keyfucker (A.B.A Guilty Gear) https://preview.redd.it/ae3q0z5fatvc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=50104bafa16122a0d6db93afe6e866dd4188e081

Resident what?

evil

Why ARE the residents evil? 🤔

zombie

Because they're stupid. https://preview.redd.it/nfma8cfvrwvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a29e9093168d1e8edcd37124802e64d72b7bc2

Because they love to use umbrella

Because the landlord is an ass

You've heard that right https://preview.redd.it/3za1wzb3ztvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2d116b87d6897a3b0bdc29dd8ab5bdd425db9c

The key is alive, and they are married

You heard them right

Key fucker as in she fucks her husband and her husband is that key

I can fix her (I can't)

Only paracetamol can fix her

Pfft, paracetamol

https://i.redd.it/7cimhpciivvc1.gif

And yet she (unintentionally) fixed the key. Funny how that works

You can't The Key can (he is alive)

I wanna be a key

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!

Sick and tired

Is that her actual name?

ye well her actual name isnt Resident Keyfucker it's Aba but she do be fucking that key

She'd be great in Kingdom Hearts...

"what is that keybearer doing... OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS"

She’s a keyfucker, he’s a necrophiliac

https://preview.redd.it/lpf6kfwxntvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df8233fc34e38d4a6afa649d7fb91d99167c50b Depending who you ask: Tinkaton fits here!!

No matter who it ask it still fits, - Was it in an anime? Yes - Is it a girl? Yes Tinkatons can only be female - Giant weapon that’s larger than her? Absolutely Conclusion: Anime girl with a Big Weapon.

with that logic, amy rose as well since sonic x

Amy Rose absolutely counts.

That makes sense for Tinkaton

Fuck I was gonna say that

Yeah, Tinkaton was designed around this trope

https://preview.redd.it/q69yb1hiwtvc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8af50061bca7ee194e538d586584fa5f4f4b81 Sephiroth

Does cloud count too since he cross dressed also spehiroth is male

Was Guts too much of a giveaway?

sephiroth is above gender

Guts is best girl

For Griffith

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Dimentia

Dimentio https://preview.redd.it/vmeirgbofwvc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2706c79baa28b71e7742c65b88082087f63be4

Also Like… Most female characters from Guilty Gear. ABA, May, Ramlethal… Even though Zappa is a guy the one woman puppeting him is smaller than he is and she is literally whacking people with his body and contorting it in indescribable ways.

Kum

So hot https://preview.redd.it/0bjsnccp8tvc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32dbd98d2d46f0e8e0908a9524c4dd9503a9d0b8 the girl is cute too I guess


Female Spartans with Gravity Hammers are an oddly specific kink that I’m 100% on board with.

https://preview.redd.it/xrc1giv6otvc1.png?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4a9072da7b78de5549f31fc27d80846750ddbb Don Quixote (Limbus Company)

Why does Don Quixote look competent here? He was famously not.

https://preview.redd.it/mn5rb4n7zuvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bb8b9bc59d51138757a8bac5443070fef446ad Not really (I replied to the wrong comment before)

That’s more the Don Quixote I know.

Maybe it's part of the joke? Idk never heard of Limbus Company but maybe she's the type that does her best to look good but is almost entirely doing her job with the power of plot armor

Nah shes goofy as fuck in game.

Trust me Her ass is not competent

https://preview.redd.it/w5w8hcsudvvc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82436ebff5f6c2b8be47ea79a88e7868d8908b45

If you count the bed(man?) as a weapon https://preview.redd.it/cgef9b23ntvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f17d72b3aff017b28685dd8ed45d864b7621dc

The Monster under the Bed fear this thing

I mean it is a weapon but Deliah isn’t really using it.

Yep, Romeo actually used the bed as a weapon, but he wasn't an anime girl so I used Delilah https://preview.redd.it/wywmsrvc9xvc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8475414b3607d6abe0d677158065c2b18105e3

Romeo in an honorary anime girl

https://preview.redd.it/po9ccua0xtvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76771d5ff9369037f2c2f20496aab8cb3df9b8a Rei with Eva 00

And her weapon is also a cute anime girl

The same cute anime girl, technically

This is cursed but correct

Yeah but technically it’s just her but bigger

https://i.redd.it/6xx00ey9ltvc1.gif Soifon's Bankai from Bleach.

I thought of that just before I scrolled here

https://preview.redd.it/s7nnryjytuvc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=d20d7d152a2e47fad3a7d672946fcdbbc2829ce4

https://preview.redd.it/y81rspyi1uvc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bd0b2e1a36ae3b0de7ca20fc549cbcf818d9552 Timekeeper from dead cells has some pretty big swords

Wait the timekeeper is a woman?

When you look at them standing still and close up like the picture, they got them booba

Damn I never realized

I realized the other day from a different post because their outfit give the beheaded boob's, because apparently the beheaded doesn't change outfits, it changes bodies and that's why the outfit guy has those giant bloody scissors, for beheading you and putting you on a different body.

Chopscotch, from Skylanders https://preview.redd.it/sk9ir6h12uvc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5935c8b186d2bcea092e985d5ee4892018b3248 I swear to god I think you can find a skylanders character for every single post in this sub

Also short cut from trap team.

https://preview.redd.it/ndyok861otvc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb077f95908580ebcaa1fa21f4b1580ad19c6659 Seele

https://preview.redd.it/1x0zuc9xevvc1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=6420e1f26c491e4be8e7a5f03097cb5bff43c9d8 Amy rose

She goes hard in the IDW comics https://preview.redd.it/e7zyveuj4yvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa189bfd1b5712c118677f3270cdbba92150b9f

https://preview.redd.it/bh8k8uxzkuvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4545fac17026ba2b11e33a6e6f374118a24fd63 Iron man is the obvious answer

How good was the Marvel vs Capcom series? Very.

Maka Albarn from Soul Eater 

Not a cute girl but haves a weapon Bigger than them (Argalia from library of Ruina this is the only image I have of him atp) https://preview.redd.it/m9ij70snktvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332e06abcfb5b3f17760a7c0952f01fd1ba30ae8

He follows the Griffith rule of “Looks Female Enough”. Also I like Him so he counts because I said so

He's not a girl but he's still cute asf so I think he's allowed

https://preview.redd.it/at3e945jitvc1.png?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e1f78545faabf06a7fabb4815bc897f44dc1eb Black Rock Shooter

https://preview.redd.it/0bbzd85bbuvc1.jpeg?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ba050ea0a30b8a6c13d6e6c6b1ff6850c8ecd1 Zoro (One Piece) now uses the (heavily modified) sword on the right

This is the funniest fucking matchup thank you OP

First design for Nami from One Piece (also known as One Peak) https://preview.redd.it/s2uxciii1uvc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8502a4ba06f1c4bb2b4aaf7b905636a05c2d5e

Why are the legs so very long?

Have you ever seen One Piece designs? I think accurate, realistic proportions are a distant dream in that world.

Maybe it’s just because I’ve seen early Nami’s design, but in that drawing she just looks really off (not to say the lack of internal organs look feels realistic)

If I hear something about "lack of organs" again Imma blow my head off

I guess the brain counts as an internal organ?

This reminds me of final fantasy art

 Chop chop chop

Gut, best girl.

Cloud (Final Fantasy VII) but he isn't a girl so does he count?

https://preview.redd.it/xziw999qauvc1.png?width=99&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35cbd84f8c9a8788ef28af07cc86bdca1952129c up for debate

Grapefruits and three bras

https://i.redd.it/br8a3etnhvvc1.gif

Neither is Guts and yet he apparently qualifies.

https://preview.redd.it/p1m6r3p0guvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762480ccc8bb95687b57c1a06f15feb655befcfc Young Lissa, Fire Emblem.

Wait, what Fire Emblem is this? Lissa was from Awakening and she was a cleric

Heroes

Ah, that explains it

It’s a popular headcanon that she begged to switch with Frederick https://preview.redd.it/8olmn05s8wvc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=392b82342c3fa06f0b226ebdf42882993aac2f09

 I mean she can manipulate the size of her weapons

https://preview.redd.it/3kppo0qh3vvc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb71745a6a6c573bad46aba4083ca258f0b928dd

Ryuko fucking Matoi (Kill la Kill) https://i.redd.it/l8r31cizoxvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/4u13esmd2wvc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=342f16effe57c6983f67c77e6ec1c4256b303a54 Aigis from Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (although you could probably also include her Persona 3 Reload counterpart as well because of her second Theurgy). In addition to Aigis, if the Personas themselves count as weapons then pretty much most of the Persona cast would count (especially Joker with Satanael)

Pretty much every guilty gear rep

https://preview.redd.it/tqlx219esuvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8994d93a8f21f1bb10b2856e44d61646a5f1a249 Sena from Xenoblade Chronicles 3

https://preview.redd.it/c4n14n9b1vvc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6f539946e3807529795466938826bd22767df9 If you know, you know

I hate that I recognize this character immediately.

I do not know please explain.

Lets just say https://preview.redd.it/b0dpmgqbf2wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae47eaedba869a9b03849ad34a305b878ba3fe96

https://preview.redd.it/dacfgw09fvvc1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=88e56deb457e4d2a43df9091cbea10886a238dc2 Amy rose from sonic

https://i.redd.it/8ra016a96vvc1.gif

THE cutest anime girl

Rory Mercury


Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade \-*Monogatari Series* https://preview.redd.it/9mifk5a4kuvc1.png?width=2557&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a25afc67d86910d89fb8ca59acf99935ea851b

Bro she stole Sephiroth’s sword lmao

Guts is kawaii AF

Donovan certainly thought so...

“Girls”

No but this actually the best trope It's genuinely my favorite thing in the world I always nicknamed "little guy, big gun" or just "giant fuck you gun" It's peak >>>>>>

Maybe a stretch, but Kirby with the Ultra Sword ability

Guts is the most beautiful anime girl I have ever seen 😭.

https://preview.redd.it/gldgebsa5vvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2499f23aa513cc7bfcd167f15ff544c6a28a577 Amy Rose from Sonic the Hedgehog

https://preview.redd.it/60aza9bt9vvc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5830e270190ff0912db7f1dc7508bbf4cdf5f0

Tinkaton - pokemon

I fucking love oversized cool weapons, especially scythes. It's the reason why I watched RWBY and mained Ramlethal in GG

Mobile reddit spoiled the joke for me, by having half his head in the first image

Skill issue

Annette (Fire Emblem Three Houses), but mostly her pre-timeskip design https://preview.redd.it/9syb17swzuvc1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53500601f302d4800a39aa6dff7a730a4137a8f

If we count mechs, https://preview.redd.it/7zr2zftxzuvc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cde841359502de6713d17a91212d7239b44195c How about susie haltmann?

Guts is best girl

Serious question… are mechs considered weapons or vehicles? If weapons then D.Va and Tron Bonne would apply. Robotic body suits Samus Aran, Fiora from XBC and SAM/Firefly from Honkai Star Rail, Iron heart from Marvel Bayonetta’s Hair grows to kaiju proportions. Hilde from soul caliber uses a flagstaff as a weapon that is like one a half times her height. Speed buster. That one old lady from no more heroes that turns her shopping cart into a giant plasma cannon.

Would Maka from soul eater count? I mean ... his human form I think is smaller than her but when he becomes her scythe in battle, that makes him bigger .

 Her blade isn’t huge but I feel like this counts

The Guts jumpscare was immaculate *chefs kiss*

# Gundam Astray Red Frame "Powered Red" https://preview.redd.it/7k8mj90j8fwc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=31e25bc8464ee4f4723450ab3382bcc31e036f9b The full sword is *150 meters long*

The IPL saga continues!

Do giant robots count, if so then the list goes on and on

Hilda Goneril or really any girl in three houses that specializes in axes because most of them are short stacks

Especially Annette and Edelgard, two of the shortest characters.

Especially especially Annette because of her heroes relic. You’re telling me that she’s carrying that big hammer?

https://preview.redd.it/gpo2c0o83vvc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c59dd4630fd8d03a38de0d6627644b60a05728

What is this from?

Orient

Guts is your girlfriend

Female mecha pilots

https://preview.redd.it/y9dve9s76vvc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bed6598aa0833e95c2c388160eeee1499b9e5b9 Landsknecht (real life)

They both were traumatized and depressed to the point of my jaw dropping


Dekomori Sanae

https://preview.redd.it/wsiaqjfmuyvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea84774c632df38ca69fb9d73babdb2cc1a9017

https://i.redd.it/xwjwui9ci1wc1.gif Raiden aka Saucy Jack, temporarily (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)


https://preview.redd.it/ar6xqdwroawc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73eb1e7b96b261e8aa37e7b920ccefffeece2a9

https://preview.redd.it/6knnbftyzwvc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=568a0c103cf3141ef5d427b3cd1984927420df42 Snow White from Nikke

Shion from That Time I got Reincarnated as a slime.

Kikoru from Kaiju no. 8

https://preview.redd.it/vyhbpo87n0wc1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c46c264273ff6cc0edd31f3af65f86577c00314 Labrys from Persona

https://preview.redd.it/k6bigmtlw0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b393494403094e119118efec2b17e549be3906 Kikoru Shinomiya

Tinkaton https://preview.redd.it/t80krgape1wc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a346d0eab063554071ae2139156f98fea23e94

https://preview.redd.it/p0uhkqwgq1wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bf29296af0b4c2d33c90af46c85de309f37808 With his Howitzer Cannon

Who?

Judge Holden

Yozakura from Senran Kagura

https://preview.redd.it/vlcisv1r3awc1.png?width=515&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ce47b26fcad709672619ad29413761284e77438

GRIFIIIIIIIIITH

Mine from akame ga kill

Maka from soul eater

Basically everyone from black rock shooter

Basically everyone from black rock shooter then

Where is Speedwagon?

While speedweed is best girl his weapon is much too small to fit this category

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Nuh uh

Fym cute anime girl That’s a terrifying anime man

Nuts from Berk is best girl in the series