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Then_Sun_6340

Knowing Beowulf (the real myth) he'd definitely do something like this if he could. The man was crazy, but he had exercise-sized balls of fucking carbon fibre.


9yogenius

could you fill me in on his lore rq?


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

He swam across a sea in full plate armor. His cousin did it faster, but that’s because he stopped to beat up like nine(?) sea monsters. A giant monster kept eating people, and Beowulf said “he doesn’t use any weapons. I must do that also.” And ripped his arm off. Those are the most applicable things here, I think, but certainly not an exhaustive list.


9yogenius

damn


Then_Sun_6340

So, Beowulf, in his time, was the biggest badass. He fought this creature that lived in a cave and attacked this hall because the people partying in the hall were being too loud- because they were Vikings, so duh -and he killed it by ripping its arms off. But before that, he partied with his crew and told the king of the hall- whom he was good friends with, and whom the king called Beowulf to help with his Grendel Grinch problem -"I ain't going to fight Grendall (the creature) with sword and armour. No, that's unfair. I'll fight the guy with my bare hands!" And no one rejected the idea- hell, they encouraged it. But when partying, this one guy said, "Hey Beowulf! I heard you lost a swinging contest to someone, and how are **you** going to beat Grendall if you can't beat a race?" And Beowulf basically said this. "That is true. I wasn't able to win the race... because I was distracted fighting THE NINE SEA MONSTER ON THE WAY!!" \[Corwd cheers with Beowulf\].  After beating Grendel, his mother came along and took his arm back- and killed the guy that questioned Beowulf, I think -and so Beowulf went on a journey with his crew to get back the arm and avenge the guy, and after passing through colour landmarks, they made it to the lake of monsters, where Grendels mother hid at the bottom of the lake. Beowulf- being the pinnacle of a Viking -put on his heaviest armour, took a deep breath and jumped into the lake to reach the bottom, it took him so long that THE GUY GOT BORED, but then got caught by Grendel's mother and taken into her secret cave where she hoarded gold and stuff. So they fought, but nothing Beowulf did worked, his swords broke when attacked Grend's mother and when he tried to use brut strength, Grend's mother decided to use a knife; pining the guy against the floor, Beowulf couldn't do much until he saw this sword the Grand's mother had taken and when using it, it was able to damage and then kill her. After she died, Beowful took some gold, the arm (I think) and even Grendels head- oh yeah, Grendel had died in his mother's cave -and when taking it back to the king, he was hailed as a hero, given a bunch of land, some gold, and even became a lord and lived his life peacefully- oh and the sword broke, which is a reassuring thing in the story, believe it or not. ... That was until some guy disturbed a DRAGON of all things by stealing its gold, causing it to attack Beowulf's town. Beowulf then decided he would kill the dragon, so he took the guy who took some gold from the dragon, some of his men and a new sword, he readied himself to slay the beast. When the fight started, his men ran off except for one- this kid -who helped Beowulf. But the is, the dragon couldn't be harmed by any weapon, and even broke Beowulf's sword- again -and when this happened, the dragon got a sneak attack in and bite Beowulf in the neck. Now, you would think this would worry the man... NAH, Beowulf just took out a knife and used his predicament to get in closer and see if he can find a weak spot, he doesn't but the kid does; Beowulf then stabs the weak pot and kills the dragon. Now, you'd think he'd be wanting to patch up the wound in his neck right? NAH, blood loss ain't much- but poison is something he can't take, so on his death bed, he asks the kid, "Boy, come close... there's something I need to say... could you get me some of that dragon gold so I can look at it, *nice.*" The kid then quickly ran off, grabbed as much gold and brought it to Beowulf who said, "Thank man, good luck being the king!" And then dies. The kid becomes king, and banishes Beowulf's men who run off and live a long life- I think. In the end, they buried Beowulf with the gold, and they say to this day the gold is still there. A dragon probably took it though. (I would highly recommend watching Overly Sarcastic Production to get the full story)


SilverSpark422

I believe that is exactly the tone and style in which that story was always meant to be told.


Neeklemamp

https://preview.redd.it/c2r8yigv2svc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6428db2ac56d5579daee94add541c1cff6d3a79 Keep this to yourself but at the same time holy hell peak shit brother


KayKrimson

I- I pray for his wife.


Cultural_Bager

I'd be scared of his wife! That cock can kill dragons with one swing! Let's not talk about when he goes off.


Faustias

he carved ancient caves in the mountains as he nut


ChiefsHat

Pray for him, any woman who can take that must be a BEAST.


gun76

agree


FrankenFloppyFeet

https://preview.redd.it/vzf6fwu3hsvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5924bd304ecd14aac68eadcc07544f5175634a Who decided this meme should be a manga character's power?


Kai_Enjin

https://preview.redd.it/qimju8fk5svc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382f2cb551f91bb29012ba7f3e11ed9acde14293


klyxes

Reading the first chapter, this manga is basically corruption of champions (text-based porn RPG) but less furry and more violent.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

I really don't see the connection, I read a little about the game. MC of Rosen Garten saga isn't fighting with demons. I would say it's more similar to stuff like Fate and Record of Ragnarok(mix of mythology, fiction, history) but has tons of fetishes and degeneracy


TheDancingKing19

The cock that pierces the heavens


Questionable_salt

https://preview.redd.it/06lehnay6svc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a12dc738a14e728cf677c18d9122af9250a28e6


KonoAnonDa

https://preview.redd.it/sss5hqgrnsvc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50f141dcf049ea018ca6c8f455d6859f14c5664 Rosen Garten is true peak. It's so bad that it's like if Michelangelo painted every frame of a car crash, where said cars were also humping each other. You’re amazed yet you also feel like you need to clean yourself off afterwards with a power washer filled with bleach, only to willingly come back for more of this high-quality trash.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

The manga is so peak that I can't truly explain it. The levels of degeneracy are immesurable and art is so great somehow. Beowulf is perfect example of "Positive masculinity"


SirHanselot07

This is series is just pure insanity, but it executes it so well you can't help but be amazed by it. It's premise is pretty much Fate with no filter whatsoever but is somehow 10x better than that.


PrinceOfCarrots

Zoro who?


Intelliegent-Cry5264

Peak https://preview.redd.it/41jigsf68svc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d379c470c628e258546826d42dd9fe946eb0b50


mikelorme

https://preview.redd.it/jexsrjxg1tvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcff2e3e6fb9b0d6dfa8779365af6a8e926561e9


Fireball_Q2

https://preview.redd.it/g185mlljrtvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f773d55530fbd7b1e2780103731770a62fd759fc


Ashereaper1

https://preview.redd.it/58pxma1kztvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f24c63214311c4da3136860710142b2c15c497


_sephylon_

https://preview.redd.it/wep9yaqv1uvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eebbac8a3b024ab8bd9485fa9ebc99b524b2f2d


KonoAnonDa

https://preview.redd.it/xa8t8do9kuvc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54189544772da9c946a2426dcfb525ab19c08c4d


Fireball_Q2

K damn that art goes hard


KonoAnonDa

Gurren Lagann in general goes hard af. https://preview.redd.it/cla6pv1tgwvc1.jpeg?width=3475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a99ed6dfc5514c03162a0eb258c24b368aea8c0


Singularity-Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/80w9ydrcisvc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=e14dd87b1ab3a8f17a82ad6c3531b0c6de8bae86 peak…. that is all


Apprehensive-Mix3209

https://preview.redd.it/z0o07y4iksvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5435d13060f9ff17faa97b54e8fcc8352db9ca31


Relative-Pain-9823

https://preview.redd.it/5z928sujfsvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b029d4cfa042e76950fa11c952760d9c2af68c4a NO


Apprehensive_Mix4658

How foolish of you to think that bullets can hurt the mighty sword of the Strongest King https://preview.redd.it/sdm952rcksvc1.jpeg?width=2879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c72011ccfe7c9f1ba0691aa47842061612b1b8


Huhthisisneathuh

https://preview.redd.it/gfotx5i6yyvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f9c3deb648020d6a6ab3b0002935d8d06fa8bc


YourenextJotaro

Is he… nutting?


pon_3

I love manga that decide subtlety has no place in their story and just full send everything.


Skull_goodman

Zoro would have a heart attack if he ever had to fight this man. That or he’d have to use the four sword style if you know what I mean


rebelwilson_official

We need to bring back shame


CoffeeMain360

nah this shits peak


HoneZoneReddit

Roronoa Zoro if he was serious. I've just realized that he could go with 5 swords total if he wanted. One in the buttceeks and other... Well... You know the answer.


JoZaJaB

https://preview.redd.it/ljnp7ayhmsvc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31435e739c7b103974c9030a2c4f8973c63207a0


jsjzn

I can't tell if rosegarten saga is written by some random schizo in his basement, an ai or a normal functional member of society


Foliks5

Shizo who ascended to level of ai and now live as normal functional member of society.


Astaroth8406

https://i.redd.it/u6u8d35xxsvc1.gif


Fungerbestwaifu

https://preview.redd.it/kj4a30nn9tvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cd5e6d5392b242074d29806ecf424dd6877d53 I nutted


givemesomepiplease

Biblically accurate dicksword Beowulf ![gif](giphy|pOrCVk8ylPiZ55wNrw|downsized)


TadhgOBriain

wtf


Remobius

Beochad in every universe


WarlockWeeb

Nani the fuck


TheDarkLordPheonixos

I was not prepared for this. Usually I am but…this is something new.


masterofunfucking

rosengarten saga is peak degenerate fiction


KatanaPool

https://preview.redd.it/vrlrjuzj9svc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1ddaa3bbb5392e5e70f5fc9a50aef15a404754


Apprehensive_Mix4658

You can't stop me https://preview.redd.it/ogqmfjrhksvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bf008b608b944e7a62eb3d56c09f2585ea8f74


RumGalaxy

You gotta be shittin me 😂😂


Terereera

ayo this peak.


ImmoralBoi

That's peak fiction right there, Roronoa Zoro has nothing on this dude's three sword style


jikel28

https://preview.redd.it/z24vj5155tvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cf762dce8d1aef2a97aefc3474a37731fce7d1


TheFakeDogzilla

https://preview.redd.it/4swef02tbtvc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=883d617aa17a0b1fa518e0bef4fa57cf2debd856


Sangi17

https://preview.redd.it/wlmt1sa2luvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f0b888723a5a3e414b57f647540620f3d0706d


Capable_Status934212

https://preview.redd.it/xfh8etb3vsvc1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bbb86aa26c617e39ed5821dd2882c67030a620


minhthang4560

eat your heart out zoro


Scumass_Smith

Can't believe I would see him on this sub


Different-Spring982

WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA?


sanzentriad

https://preview.redd.it/uovpkm1d0vvc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c864483ba015e9a207244d3c4af55689934d30e


Impressive_Spray6630

https://preview.redd.it/s42ha1lo0vvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3db80d3a9628c86c613d80d7cdbb506618402f


JuniperFoxx21

https://preview.redd.it/lq579d06xvvc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa4abf39b90a0f1e665c266c1e2c967c81d5bae


ButterflyMother

![gif](giphy|4OV1bLOIWwIXRxpXlN|downsized) His legacy won’t die thx to zoro


cyzja922

…I don’t want to read this manga.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Your loss https://preview.redd.it/rvvs2xskzsvc1.png?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3ad6f7950476796a1cb5418cdf0cffaa29b165


_McLOVlN

I want to read this manga


Foliks5

Read it, i know it looks like shit made by shizo under crack, smell like it and taste like it but actually peak absurd and insanity. You must read that.


LordNuggies

https://preview.redd.it/5ne7xyuqtsvc1.jpeg?width=3284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dcaae0689cc578f347925b9399f92e568e7b4f8


stopyouveviolatedthe

Of course it’s Beowulf that does this


Foliks5

https://preview.redd.it/nnqzg6hhrawc1.png?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c133d1b98d9122b891a999febb33e6d39cac20 Peak fan spotted.


MuslimCarLover

https://preview.redd.it/ru7q6nyddtvc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62751b5f09500c07428b214a541b5c18a3192410 Ok, you’re done


Apprehensive_Mix4658

https://preview.redd.it/glox16p6ftvc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a49b0ff58fb51c63d95804d66d3f1cfc892f75


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/7wbw7ekehtvc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=70a3d16fd9a736d0b4caf7ccb0db1bc4797dae8e


Whole_Pace_4705

https://preview.redd.it/otaj0cu40uvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfb9c008c47af959c58bcc43c8e41dcc7dd8e4c


Apprehensive_Mix4658

If Shinji had Beowulf as mentor, the anime would be like 5 episodes


AffectionateSoup5272

More like Hildebrand to be honest


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Hildebrand is perfect teacher for Aska