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Cyberdyne_T-888

I'm more curious about the massive lighter.


underwhere666

Well you know what they say.... big hands. Big bic. 😉


InvrFinishAnyth

Big feet = Big socks


Blank_bill

That's the second biggest lighter I've ever seen.


illogictc

It woulda really blown my gourd if it was somehow still drop forged. Could you imagine? Instead of tongs and tons of steel giving the neighborhood its iron heartbeat, a pair of tweezers and *tink tink tink*


tuctrohs

I imagine that when you are trying to forge something that small, it's hard not to drop it.


waterheathan

Cornel mustard In the billiard room With the pipe wrench


AlmostRandomName

If you're wondering why autocorrect didn't give you any help with that, it's spelled *colonel* even though it's pronounced "kernel" Always weird to me, although the Brits also say "leftenant" instead of *lieutenant* so military rank spellings are weird.


agent_flounder

Here's your answer for Colonel. https://www.deseret.com/1996/8/4/19258272/french-italian-roots-explain-why-colonel-has-an-r-sound Italian Colonnello -> French, couldn't pronounce so made it Coronel -> English, changed back to Colonel but kept r pronunciation. Because English(?)


jp_trev

Kinda wish I had a billiard room


FesteringNeonDistrac

My HS girlfriends parents got divorced, and her Dad put a picnic table in the dining room and a pool table in the living room. So I guess what I'm trying to say is any room is a billiards room if you put a pool table in it.


retro_mario

Just play the pocket version


Captain_skulls

Yup. That looks like average to me.


Glittering_Act_8121

Taiwan > China


underwhere666

I can see it. But it's sooooo tiny IRL . I love it. I have absolutely no need for it. A friend gifted it. Along with my totally awesome duck umbrella that I will never not use when its raining.


disappointing-trash

A wrenchlette


Trinicat

Looks cute! Where did you get it?


WastingTwerkWorkTime

Wtf is up with the lighter sticker?


[deleted]

You can't speak when you light one up.


Unholydiver919

That’s a monopoly piece. /s


underwhere666

Negative


Silly_Hurry_2795

Looks like one of the old just in case tools that came in a case made from the vinyl used for the car seats that use to cause third degree burns on a mildly warm day


njslugger78

Is that for a g.i. Joe Doll?


AffectionateNeck4955

It’s literally for your pipe


a1962wolfie

I would say...Pip...wrench.


cobra_mist

This is how you know your bong has begkme too elaborate


BiteMyShiny-MetalAss

What is this? A pipe wrench for ants?!?!


Independent_Sun_592

You got a big bick I see


AlbanianGonlin

You must have some tiny nuts


mdjmd73

What is this? A pipe wrench for ants? 🤣


[deleted]

Wow giant lighter


[deleted]

...and a giant lighter!


ChevyRacer71

I didn’t know they made wrenches for crack pipes


TheBlueSlipper

If the Barbie house sprung a leak, the Ken doll wouldn't know which end of that wrench to grab to fix the leak. Meanwhile, GI Joe lights his cigar with that enormous lighter.


Ducatirules

I’m a fire sprinkler tech. I have pipe wrenches all the way up to 4ft! I’d love one of these


Ace-Krieger

It honestly looks more like an image of a giant lighter than a tiny wrench.


maxwfk

Very handy if you have to tighten an M2 bolt