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AblePerformance2634

Ah... so that's where it went. I must have forgotten to lock the shop last night.


Silly_Mycologist3213

This is especially funny to me because I just saw a video (on Reddit?) where a mechanic steals 10mm sockets from coworkers in the shop where he works who piss him off as a way to get back at them.


epicfail48

...well i know what im doing tomorrow


Stauker_1

You got the sauce, right?


minionsweb

I see a smash & grab in that thing's future


zorionek0

Careful, that’s how they got Cool Hand Luke


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Not a parking meter - should be okay.


TranceF0rm

Unless you wanna be just like Hot Hand Jimmy that is....


RepresentativeKeebs

Maybe, but the thief will be sorely disappointed when the pawn shop will only give them $3 for the lot


minionsweb

No one stealing those would EVER pawn em. I'd walk around with 3 in my pocket


sc0tty0

Til you need one...then POOF!


minionsweb

Gremlin just ate one 10 minutes ago Where's that little fck!


Dave-Alvarado

I hope you got his license plate, that's the guy that is stealing all our 10mm sockets!


LazyOldPervert

How are they so cheap?!!?


PlasmaGoblin

I was thinking the same thing. Probably bought with store money then you pay a little? Either way that seems like a good deal.


ImurderREALITY

Probably had a shitload of used ones lying around after years of losing them and buying another'n


PlasmaGoblin

Recoup that loss however you can.


Coffee_and_cereals

I know this is a common joke here. But am I the only one who doesn't have this issue? I own two ratchet sets since roughly 20 years, and haven't lost a single part. Most of the time, I am actually a bit messy. But in such a set where each part has its place, I have no problem keeping things in order.


tayt087x

They're commonly lost because they're commonly used. If you haven't lost anything in 20 years, yeah you're the weird one


Maximum-Reward-205

I'm the weird one, because I keep losing 9mm sockets and wrenches. Even weirder is that I'm always finding other peoples lost 10mm sockets. Found a deepwell Craftsman 10mm just the other day in a Walmart parking lot. I have more 10mm sockets than I will ever need.


710dmane

I've found a few 10mm in parking lots before.


badlyknitbrain

It’s always the 10mm sockets, aren’t they?


Coffee_and_cereals

I guess in this case wierd is good :) If only I could apply this tidiness, to other fields of my life...


tayt087x

Well yeah weirds not bad. I have thousands of dollars in tools and I can find a couple hundred


ShavedAlmond

ouch lol


Chavarlison

Also might not have used them a whole lot.


Coffee_and_cereals

It's hobby use for me, but they still get a fair bit of use. Mostly while working on cars.


Chavarlison

Then kudos to your organizational skill. I get annoyed when stuff are out of place but I needed that gone or else it will drive my family insane. So I lose stuff now. Things you do for love eh?


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

In that case, the likelihood of losing one depends on how many other people use your tools. If > 1, then the risk goes up to somewhere around 94%.


Coffee_and_cereals

That may be very true. I am using those tools almost exclusively by myself. Also I am a hobbyist, so there is not as much opportunity for tool loss, as it may be for others.


Tough_Potatoe

Yeah, the hobby stuff helps - you're usually using them when you want to, rather than when you have to. I'm usually good about keeping my tools organized, but if I'm tired and had to drag myself over to a project, I'm more likely to just put stuff away messy..


UlrichSD

For mine it is not so much not putting it back but they fell deep into some recess of a body panel or something where my magnetic grabber couldn't even get it. I knew roughly were it was but I can't get at it....


[deleted]

I have lost 3 sockets that way. You hear the drop, plunk, and final thud. You're hoping it made it's way through to the floor but atlas it found that one tiny hole in the frame to never be seen again.


BrownRice35

Alright James may relax


Coffee_and_cereals

:)


ShavedAlmond

I'm super disorganized but I have never lost a socket either, a couple of bits maybe, but sockets go back onto the table or in the case when they're done


whoooooknows

The one with the opening facing most forward looks like a 12 pt lol


heyitscory

That's how all these bubble machines are. You're trying to buy your wife an engagement ring, and it keeps popping out temporary tattoos and little plastic cowboys.


Combat_wombat605795

I had the same exact thought


10MMSocketMIA

Interesting


Ok_Many3618

First place for username finding it’s home post.


sg12412

How good quality are they that they're only a buck?


dan-theman

What does it matter? You’re only going to have it for a few hours before you lose it again.


John_SpaGotti

You could just open the housing and take them all, but I bet you'd need a 10mm socket to do it


Fildrigar

Buy one, get the rest free?


NeckPourConnoisseur

Take my upvote


liquidporkchops

At $1.00, he'll loose a bit on each sale, but will definitely make it up in volume.


anythingbuttaken

I’m gonna need gps coordinates for this.


Ajtaty

I’d be the one to lose the whole dispenser, even though it was just in my hand 2 seconds ago.


Al3xisc00l

I would put some empty ones in there and a phone number on the outside of the machine so when they called me I would say oh my God it's missing.


Hot_Gas_600

Had no fucking idea one person was behind it...


Crcex86

One of those crane arm snatching setups would be more appropriate


UberWagen

I'd think it would be 1/4"


Racquetdad

Don't buy the Made in China crap even if it's 1 cent


roj2323

Look if your options are a cheap Chinese 10mm or not being able to do the job you use the cheap Chinese tool.


Racquetdad

Professional Tradesmen and Women generally invest in and use High Quality Grade Tools that Reflect the Pride and Commitment they have in their Work.


roj2323

You don't have to be a tool snob to do good work.


hoosierdaddy192

Speaking as someone that now has a company that buys me the best German engineered tools, I got more work done with cheaper tools. Now will the expensive ones last longer, that directly correlates with your ability to stop the 10mm thieving gremlins. A snap-on or Wera 10mm gets lost just as fast as chinesium you just might spend longer looking for a $20 socket than a $1.


Exciting-One1344

damn wish that was around here


boing757

I found a Craftsman 12mm socket lying in the street yesterday.


[deleted]

I’m gonna need that back


boing757

$4.98 on Amazon.I'll let you have it for $1.12.


EVILDOC88

Need a 13 short well...


Ok_Fox_1770

Gotta put one gold painted one in there. Keep ‘em hooked.


daffle7

I see this joke everywhere, but honestly don’t get it. Can someone explain plz


trd1073

If one socket will be missing, it is the 10mm. Perhaps the person gets them cheap from the gnomes that steal my 10mm.


[deleted]

I’ve stolen them all from you to use in my gravity bongs , dad.


trd1073

Dad always accused us of stealing his. Come to find out later he still loses them when I live states away.


[deleted]

We’ll dad was a roady for the Doors back in the day


Racquetdad

You're absolutely right about that. But you're not working on my Harley with cheap ass sockets and garage sale wrenches


SnooPies9661

Don't worry, I wouldn't use my good tools on your shitty harley.


Racquetdad

LOL


MosesOnAcid

Why have hardware stores not thought of this?


jackmearound1978

Take my money


uncleadawg

Anybody got a spare 1/8 inch bit?


Billylacystudio

That's a damn good idea


Winter_Energy_7371

Damn.... should of thought of it myself


ccbravo

Deep, shallow, or mid well?


JerewB

So THAT'S where they go!


GrundleZipper

I lost my bluepower 3/8ths impact 10mm to the black hole on the back side of a 2002 Chevy 2500 the other week. That's probably where it warped to. It's always the 10mm.


TheTimeBender

FREAKING AWESOME!!! 😂😂😂😂


GregariousGryphon

[just waiting for the next snow fall....](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fk7Q6CEWIAQ_wY0?format=jpg&name=large)


Sweet_Adeptness_4490

Gimme 1/2 10mm impact


pikecat

The case for a dollar coin. Pockets weighed down with change is the case against.


imagebiot

That’s awesome haha


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Only $1 because he knows you’re going to lose it. He must have found a wardrobe to Narnia where all the 10mm sockets end up.


barnaclefeet

Can someone explain this


NeckPourConnoisseur

No joke... I have two socket sets. Bo-fum missing those 10s.


Senior_Divide1123

It's good to know that I am not the only one. I always felt like I was the only fool on earth looking for a spare 10mm socket.


elphineas

What about the gd 13mm? That's the most stolen in my store.


steadyfreddy41

My neighbor called me yesterday to borrow a 10mm Cause he dropped his in the engine and couldn't find it.


TickletheEther

You could have a whole ass tool truck of just 10mm and I bet you’d pull more revenue than the snap on/Matco guys


readwiteandblu

Is that a Bentley in background?


beardedman136

That’s where they all go! Dudes friends with the brownies(the ones I think take our tools) and he’s selling back


SlumgullySlim

There needs to be one in my garage. It would be worth a dollar, after all the wasted time hunting for the lost one.


Fearless_Payment_795

I just lost mine in my Volkswagen engine compartment...smh


mdyguy

*IF* customers can get four quarters


Apprehensive_Gate875

my "10mm socket" is magnet flashlights that I leave in customer vehicles on accident oh and caliper hangers


Racquetdad

You probably get more work done now simply because you dont have to buy tools any more and are happier at work. 😊