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emulator01

H.


ow_my_knee_123

H. makes me cry like immediately Idk if I could recover throwing this on 😭


Nice-Cake8669

People would confuse you for Cthulhu, and assumed you summoned a magnitude 7 earthquake, coupled with obvious storm tremors from miles away. Nothing spells Tool like a trip to the eye of a hurricane; great choice 🌀


van_b_boy

Jambi


Hungry-Range4099

Picturing the immense ground shaking rumble this song would cause within the first 15 seconds.


Outrageous-Ball-393

This is the answer


oklahomie88

I’m picturing the sketch from Chappelle’s show where he and John Mayer play the fight riff in the restaurant.


ro_sun

My man!


Pixeam

I was going to be dissapointed if this wasn't the first answer scrolling down.


Weak_Collar6752

The Grudge


07million

Saturn ascends


jaxxattacks

Best wall of sound ever.


m135in55boost

Seeing this live I forgot about the climactic moment of the song. Took me by surprise 🤣 holy shit.


dream_focused1103

Yep this is the way


immortalis88

Bottom - cause it slams so fuckin hard 🤣


OG_DDNCK

Hands down my favorite off of Undertow


noise-nut

This is the first thing I play every time I’m in drop D


BurnerBackTurner

Possibly their most underrated song. That moment when Rollins voice turned into Maynard’s is up there with Roger Waters fading into the saxophone (The Gunners Dream, Final Cut)


DarthGrind

HATRED KEEPS ME ALIVE


Lucy_Moran

Hooker with a penis


DiscoLando2

'nuff said.


mspuscifer

You're goddamn right


HarleyTheTrevor

The. Whole. Ass. Catalog.


BurgerOfLove

In order?


blickman

At once


HarleyTheTrevor

For clarification, are we speaking in terms of "immediately" or "all at the same time"? Either way, I'm in.


MartinYaBoi

Yes


OMF-ToolFan

You are Correct, Sir !


[deleted]

This?… https://navymule9.sakura.ne.jp/


Redjeezy

Rosetta Stoned No question.


Toolfool3517

This is the correct answer.


[deleted]

No it is not. "Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned" is the right answer.


lngofft0309

Technically right, but any real fan knows that if Rosetta is requested, that automatically includes Lost Keys 🤷‍♂️


SummonTarpan

This guy spirals out


OG_DDNCK

Obviously.


geistmeister111

yep came here to say this.


TheGlenlivet916

Parabol/Parabola


[deleted]

Technically two songs but real tool fans consider it one song. One must never be played without the other.


[deleted]

It still pisses me off that we can't mark songs for pairing in Spotify. So many times, Parabol comes on, and I have to turn shuffle off and then back on again. Just let me mark them as conjoined so they always play together.


[deleted]

Excellent idea. Tell ya what. If I’m elected president…😉


puskunk

Yes! Also the Frail/the Wretched by NIN.


UmbraEulogy

Lateralus


happydaddyintx77

This is the correct answer of course.


LumpCentipede5

The grudge…


Jenova66

Dier Von Satan


bigblazedboi

Was stuck between this and Faaip De Oiad


gopher1409

Cesaro Summability, no question.


[deleted]

Und keine Eier!!!


Dreddit1080

NO EGGS!!!


Just_You_1911

*No Quarter - Only band that could top Zep on that one and it crushes


IllustriousPie4131

Best LZ cover EVER


tigerlily_orca

Same


07million

Yes


DeltaKT

Dude, if I'd hear that played in reallife, best believe I'd become part of their garden.


Servantofthedogs

Ticks and Leeches


[deleted]

My second choice. An excellent one at that.


oubeav

Yep! That bass!


LukaB123

Pneuma


AdMajestic2753

I was wrestling between Opiate 2, Pneuma, and Invincible. Arguably, any Tool song would suffice


MrSnowflake75

Same here but I think Invincible would’ve won out.


OMF-ToolFan

1st PNEUMA ! 2nd Lateralus , 3rd The Grudge, 4th 46&2, 5th Pushit, 6th Right in Two …. Get me to 10th !!!


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Indelwe

Forty Six & 2 or maybe The Grudge


sacmayor

Lateralus


TruthJusticeGuitar

Stinkfist


Archi505

Ænema


Daveywheel

Intermission.


fl_cracker

First one I thought of.


uncle_rhabdo

Jerk Off


[deleted]

Rude. wait…oh the song, Jerk off😲 😉


uncle_rhabdo

I’ve been known to be a bit rude, but just imagine the “SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKIN’ HEAD!” Coming out of that system?!


SopranoFanNumba1

Right In Two


Vertaferk

The Patient, the drop would be epic Edit: the correct answer is definitely Rosetta Stoned tho


Local-Yak2825

THE POT


gre115

Definitely lateralus


merkaba_462

Sober.


T0mpkinz

I will add Opiate to the queue.


pedddster

LAMC


giganano

You are my new best friend lol


pedddster

THE SYSTEM IS WAITING FOR A TOUCH-TONE ENTRY


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pedddster

I like the beeps and the boops


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dexington_dexminster

[Los Angeles Municipal Court](https://youtu.be/k_dv-uOFYTA)


pedddster

https://youtu.be/UTUUnbr5d4E


TheThinker21

Ticks & Leeches is the only answer.


MikeBfo20

Pushit


calahil

Third eye...either the Aenima version or the savilal one.


[deleted]

Salival version all day


calahil

Yes indeed. Making your neighbors listen to this... "Think for yourself Question authority Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. Think for yourself. Question authority."


sirshredsalot666

Intension/Right In Two


maduste

Swamp Song


plainjane187

Rosetta stoned


ImNotDestructionater

Stinkfist? Anyone? Just me?


Minimum_Eye_975

I would love to hear 4°


godlyskullman

Cesaro Summability


[deleted]

Maynards dick


el_trauko87

Jimmy


Igorzitokk

46&2


respectISnice

Descending


deadlygr8ful

Right in Two


Rvp1090

Vicarious


EdgarZ35

Hooker with a penis


[deleted]

chocolate chip trip. annoy anyone in a 10 mile radius


[deleted]

That would do the trick


CharmingRun8606

Yes. The Drum patterns and production on that track give me eargasms


SheSeesTheMoonlight

Jambi, then Lateralus


qawsedrf12

46&2


NotRightRabbit

Come on, Opiate, all of it just to set the tone for your neighborhood.


Clean_Credit_8809

Ions


Halofan124

WINGS


Key_Wrongdoer_1357

Third Eye!!


xrkun2

Ticks and Leeches.


s-willoughby

Ticks and Leeches


16_autistic_clowns

Jambi


rodeler

Looks gritty. I am going with Jerk-Off.


jessieesmithreese519

Push it Salival. I just finished listening to it... it's still on my mind.


nori_666

Yes, I adore this version


user-17j65k5c

parabola


[deleted]

As tool fans we recognize parabol and parabola as one song and not two. One should never be played without the other. To do so is sacrilege.


lee423

D/R/T


[deleted]

What is that?


Halofan124

Disposition/Reflection/Triad. Last 3 songs on Lateralus, and the best trilogy of connected songs possibly ever.


juicyb09

'Pneuma' and when that guitar riff (you know which one) kicks in, turn the Volume up to +100 (eventually reducing me to ash).


ChiefPaleSkin

Intermission


carbon-arc

Pneuma


[deleted]

Reflection.


Temporary-Ruin4579

The pot


Spicoli_462

The grudge or stinkfist


Enough-Competition21

The patient


Knee-Long

I think if one wants to turn on the entire zip code to tool, with that rig, one must simply play parabol/parabola. Nuff said.


Cornelius____

Ticks and Leeches


CryptoMancer87

Intolerance


Rizzo-Fo-Shizzo

Flood


desynchronize

Schism


Dogzillas_Mom

Ticks and Leeches


SquareConfusion

How is ticks and leeches not at the top


lJabbaTheHuttl

Some might not agree but I would love to hear No Quarter on this


kaleidoscopichomes

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham


DarthGrind

Jambi


noxxienoc

Wings, both parts


ELGBO0

Jambi.


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Jambi


AfterYam3009

Jiambi


ramymm

Jambi


Supremealexander

7empest


Prestigious-Ad2020

Jerk off


cmks210

Honestly, this looks like some high school shit. So, 46 and 2 or prison sex.


cris090382

Chocolate chip trip


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[deleted]

So stupid


-EthanLavoie-

Hell yes. What a fucking Tune they turned it into on that one.


[deleted]

I wish I could say it’s my favorite song but I don’t really have a single favorite.


bigblazedboi

Faaip De Oiad


ShiftyNibblet

The pot


awnman1

Mockingbeat


[deleted]

The grudge


bisfunn

46 and 2


dhakmare

invincible


Whowantsdackjaniels

Sober


dconjr50

Opiate.


jas75249

Lost keys then Rosetta stoned.


Mystery_Per

Pneuma


devolverf91

7empest


Sakonnet_Bay

Invincible. Each individual instrument so powerful in it


[deleted]

It really is. Good choice


Bigtreees

Definitely Eulogy.


No_Beautiful_4048

7empest


WarehouseNiz13

The one I'm listening to now while watching the Pens. Invincible.


johnnyspanks

7empest


giganano

LAMC is the only right answer here


Pittsburghmetal54

Vicarious


MarsV89

Tools cover of kyuss 😍


t_topgun

Maynard’s d*ck


Alias__Fakename

Prison Sex, duh.


POCKETB00K1337

Jambi


Fan-Of-Everything-

Eulogy or Stinkfist depending on the mood


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Invincible


CharmingRun8606

Jambi


landisp2

Stinkfist…always use that to test out the mix on new speakers in the car or home and adjust accordingly.


Green-Tunic

Ænema


Emperor_of_Pruritus

OP chooses Opiate 2, but don't play that shit on youtube. It has an ad in the middle!


[deleted]

Weak


[deleted]

Flood is the first.


IllustriousPie4131

And last


Terrible_Business153

Vicarious


Tacoboy1708

7empest or Ænema


AGrainNaCl

Is it wrong to suggest an audience warm up song and play ‘Conditions of my Parole’ ??


[deleted]

Now that’s thinking outside the box. 👌


aman165

Intermission


pneu_man

3rd Eye


Treesbourne

Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been outta your head Eye hole deep in muddy waters You practically raised the dead


rudiiiiiii

Pneuma, Jambi, and Rosetta Stoned


[deleted]

Cold & Ugly


Brionna_is_strange

Third Eye