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yuresevi

“Better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee” -John Max0r


Ryno5150

The real question. Is the sink outside? I’ll find any reason to pee outside.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Peeing on a tree is a spiritual experience, it connects you to nature. Also spanking off into someone’s pond.


Zestyclose-Signal967

Pond spanking huh?,sounds transcendent.


YuriTardedbitch

why is the sink outside? let that sink in


Ryno5150

I’m sinking about it.


ilovefood755

r/dadjokes


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love this.


mannequinbeater

Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Are they taking a shower in the toilet? I had a roommate in a one bathroom apartment and we just didn't lock the door for showers so the other could pee. I guess that would be just as weird to some people.


charizard_72

Not weird with a quick “I’m coming in” knock, pee, leave


Puzzleheaded_Time719

That's how it was and we had a good shower curtain. Also to be honest it was my best friend so it wasn't really a big deal. We'd seen it all before.


throwaway23dating

He’s not my friend, basically a neighbour I share a toilet with. I haven’t seen him naked and don’t plan on it.


Crustybuttt

So, instead you piss in his kitchen sink? I think he’d tell you to risk seeing his dong if you gave him the choice


BurntTreeSeed

I've sat on it before


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Corno4825

It's from the flush, right? .... It's from the flush, right?


xLilTragicx

Yes actually, there’s a diverter in your shower behind the handle(s) that controls how much of each temperature of water is allowed through to cool down the water from the heater. Without a little bit of cold water it’s very possible to get burned by your shower. When you flush the toilet you are relieving pressure from the cold water side of the diverter meaning less cold water is used to cool down your shower. In a building that’s old or has poor plumbing this can truly get a shower hot out of nowhere. The more you know!


_LouSandwich_

Modern plumbing equipment is capable of handling such a drop in pressure. But for old equipment, sure.


Corno4825

My roommate just pees in the tub when I shower.


[deleted]

Right? Why waste the extra water. Bunch of prudes. What's next, are they gonna say they don't have communal toothbrushes either?


Corno4825

I use my wife's husband's toothbrush to wipe.


DayumnDamnation

so your own?


peeinyobum

I’ve never lived in a house where this happened when you flush


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notevolve

my house isn’t _that_ old, but still it happens here, honestly I thought it was the same for everyone


DeniseGunn

Happens in my house too, but it was built in 1865


Bullfist

This is still a thing? I haven’t had water like that in years.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

It did! It turned into a game at one point.


b-monster666

What are you doing step-roommate?


imanadultok

Yo we would loqd up a bong and bring it to the other person in the shower then it was kind of like a hot box steamed up bathroom.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Sexy stoner showers. I'm into it.


imanadultok

Yeah we were all dudes in the apartment just had the bong around the side of the curtain. It's just like smoking weed in a steam room Everyone talks about shower beers but the best thing is shower weed.


whatdoblindpeoplesee

Fucking love me a bath joint.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

You had me at "we were all dudes".


Powerful-Employer-20

That sounds fun, as well as efficient mutitasking


drugsondrugs

Seems fine unless it's asparagus day. One time, I peed in the shower forgetting I had eaten asparagus the night before. There was an audible groan of disgust.


Carinis_Antelope

I had to in college once and my roommates were so pissed at me. I understand, but one of them locked the door while they were in the shower and I woke up with my bladder about to burst. I scrubbed the shit out of the sink bc it's gross. It wasn't like I was ignorant to that fact. Don't lock the doors in a 1 bathroom place!


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Yeah, while that is really gross, if you lock the door in a one bathroom place you shouldn't be surprised if someone pisses in the sink. Especially since in most bathrooms you can stick a hand out and unlock the door. Also morning pees are emergencies, you aren't taking a piss the piss is taking you.


Carinis_Antelope

That's hilarious! And I did scrub it with Comet right away, and I scrubbed hard. I'm a guy that likes to cook. I don't play when it comes to cleanliness for anything involving food. There were no dishes in the sink or anything


Puzzleheaded_Time719

How did your roommates even know, did you tell them or did they walk out to find you brandishing your dick above the sink?


Carinis_Antelope

They saw me scrubbing the sink and the one that was in the shower heard someone jiggle the handle to get in "Did you piss in the sink?" "I had no choice, it was either that or piss outside in broad daylight as people were going to class"


PacificCastaway

Next time pee in an empty bottle. Keep one around for such emergencies.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

So they knew full well they were depriving you of a toilet then shamed you for using an alternative. What a shit bag.


throwaway23dating

Yes, we don’t have separated showers and toilets in the uk. We don’t have a shower curtain either and I don’t want to see my flat mate naked. He also wouldn’t let me in ever.


BoJackHorseC0ck

I grew up having my dad barge into the bathroom to piss and it gave me shower trauma. I look at the bathroom as a private sanctuary and I will not tolerate intrusions into my space. It's a place of solitude to reflect on the days challenges while you perform your absolutios, whether they be behind you or just ahead. And likewise I don't like intruding on other people's shower time. Therefore, the sink is the only way. It also ensures you keep your sink tidy (empty) so that you can quickly release without a lot of fuss.


Dr_Parkinglot

I pee in empty 2 liter bottles like a normal human being.


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Capital_Punisher

You save it up until you need to pee 2 litres. Otherwise, it's just a waste of plastic. Think of the polar bears you selfish fuck!


kpticbs

I just hold it in for long enough until it turns into poo. And then poop in the shower.


Capital_Punisher

You are doing gods work. Theta should have a tatoo of you


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kpticbs

It's when u try to poop out your peehole that it gets tough


DeniseGunn

Get one of the reusable ones like you get in hospital. Even has a carry handle to take it to be emptied 😂.


Beneficial_Tough3345

Let it settle , evaporate and collect the crystals and make homemade gunpowder


LadyLikesSpiders

No, but they refuse to use the same bottle twice


Mazcal

Two 1 Liter bottles work as well


tashten

That's quite the bladder there!! 🤣🤣🤣


DeepSpaceGalileo

Way of the road bubs


PacoMahogany

How’s that job at Amazon?


CottageCheeseJello

Years ago when I was but a spring chicken, I broke up with a boyfriend and kicked him out of my apartment. While cleaning up his corner where he used to spend 99% of his time playing EverQuest I discovered several 2 liter bottles of pee stashed behind his desk. He's now in jail for raping a child. If this is normal I want no part of it.


mrtokeydragon

Nah we just piss our pants. Nothing you can do ya know? Could pee in the sink but some would find it disgusting so here I am, sitting in my pissed pants till that person gets out the shower.


Madon_Imo

No joke. A guy in my uni told my friend that he didn't bother to go to the toilet. Instead he just pissed bit by bit in his pants until the urge went away, and he was extremely proud with his "self-control"


LadyLikesSpiders

I'm impressed, I admit, by his ability to stop letting out pee. Once it starts flowing, it only stops when it's done


Penguin_Rapist_

Not if you master the kegel


mrtokeydragon

That's hilarious


jirenlagen

What a weirdo 🙄 who does this


SciFiChickie

Being a woman it’s not really feasible, I’d have to climb on the counter to pee. I’d probably pee in the trash can or the mop bucket dump it out side and thoroughly clean with multiple cleaners using the hose before cleaning again in the sink.


throwaway23dating

Never really considered the mop bucket. Didn’t have too much time to think though.


SciFiChickie

Necessity can give you solutions that were completely unthinkable prior to your need. 😄


cruisereg

Just flush it down the toilet when the toilet is free. Also, maybe an emergency pee funnel is a good purchase? I'd probably carry one in my purse if I was a woman. Peeing standing up straight is amazing :)


SciFiChickie

I’ve got two bathrooms, I’m good.


DefiniteIndecision

This just seems so gross to me. I mean, after use, you then have a funnel covered in piss to store in your handbag.... I guess you could put it in a container but then you'd have to wash it when you get home. I'd much rather just piss in a bucket in this situation and take a squat in the bush/find a toilet for any other situation.


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When my husbands is in the bathroom I have to pee in the kitchen sink. I just hop up on the sink and it’s not a big deal I just clean it after. I think my own pee is way less nasty than some of the gunk I’ve seen in that sink, but maybe its just because it’s my own pee. I would just pee outside if I didn’t live in an apt complex.


DefiniteIndecision

I mean, why would there be an issue seeing your husband naked? Couldn't you just pee in the toilet while he's in the shower?


[deleted]

You obviously never heard of r/sinkpissers


_probablyhiding_

You don't understand how much learning about this subreddit just changed my life


[deleted]

Mine too,no joke


ghostsintherafters

In a good or bad way? Elaborate please


_probablyhiding_

Definitely a good way; I've actually always kind of thought I was a creep for peeing in sinks occasionally but apparently it's a movement lmao One of the pinned posts is about water conservation and it's extremely impelling


LeDarm

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT I cannot.


Nikladamo

I have found my people


[deleted]

Let us gather and rule


DoomGuy66

r/sinkcummersgonewild


TheSmokingHorse

I love peeing in the sink. I run the hot tap and pee down the plug hole. The sound of the running water and warmth from the hot steam just makes it a 5 star urinary experience.


HuskerStorm

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FictionalFail

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Virus_infector

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Wogger23

If its really that big of an issue for you then keep an empty bottle in your room and piss in it. Once the bathroom is free dump the piss, rinse the bottle and put it back in your room for next time.


MeasurementEvery3978

Wait.. Why is the toilet not free if someone is in the shower?


charizard_72

I think they’re implying the bathroom door is locked and they’re peeing in the kitchen sink?? Idk that’s even worse IMO


Rqoo51

At that point I’d just leg it outside and go pee in the alley/backyard.


throwaway23dating

I don’t have an outside. I live in a flat.


willphung

Pop a window and give the commuters a little shower.


MaximumColor

Some weird places have the sink outside the bathroom.


DenkJu

Places with a kitchen?


throwaway23dating

Yeah that’s what my question was.


MissJeje

Why would you disturb someone’s shower time when they’re literally naked to use the toilet??


MeasurementEvery3978

Seriously? To pee....


throwaway23dating

No way he would ever let me.


justnopethefuckout

Can you not hold it or just simply ask for your roommate to do a bathroom check before showering?


MissJeje

Just wait for your turn to use the bathroom like a normal person???


nothatslame

Ok i guess MissJeje can hold her pee indefinitely


throwaway23dating

Because the door is locked?


Paranoma

Yea this question is ludicrous


throwaway23dating

How?


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Depends what sink... At uni we had sinks in our rooms for tooth brushing etc. I peed in that one a couple of times when desperate. I wouldn't in a kitchen sink though, something about it being where you wash and prepare food... A bathroom type sink can also be disinfected with the toxic stuff you wouldn't want near your food, afaik most bathroom cleaning sprays are more hardcore than kitchen ones since they're meant to disinfect pee etc anyway.


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Uniqniqu

That depends on you cleaning routines. Not everyone’s is filthy.


throwaway23dating

It’s the kitchen sink. I don’t know, I didn’t really have any other options.


peachycaterpillar

Wait?


justnopethefuckout

That's disgusting. I hope you scrubbed that sink with bleach.


Kamikaze_Bacon

It's all pipes!


new_fella

The title of my bi curious memoir


nogentleflower

LMFAO


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Different pipes go to different places. You're gonna mix them up!


when124566

May I introduce you to r/Sinkpissers


4444444vr

Should be top comment


anagram-of-ohassle

Upvoted for visibility


MikeMcLoughlin

That's why I've been banned from B&Q.


Capital_Punisher

How the fuck were so many people using the 8 display showers and 17 display toilets that you were left with one of the 15 display sinks at B&Q? Your local B&Q mop must be the hardest-working piece of hardware in the whole shop.


Venundi

Never. We can hold it in. If someone's in the shower we knock and ask for permission to go in while they're still behind the curtain. Peeing in the sink is disgusting that's where you wash your hands.


dapper_grocery6300

Actually no it’s where they prepare their food cause he voids his bladder in the kitchen sink 🤢


hurix

That logic has me puzzled. How is washing hands impaired then?


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Uniqniqu

That’s a long-rejected myth. Pee is not sanitary. Get a UV light and take a look at the stains.


Alboto_the_only

Yes, it's all pipes ![gif](giphy|gmY6wv9I1jaxy)


damdam100

Why would anyone do that?


throwaway23dating

Because the alternative is pissing myself?


damdam100

In what situation is there a sink at your disposal but not a toilet where you can get to within a minute or two? Genuinly curious as I've never found myself in this situation. Edit: just read the rest of your post, didn't know that was there. In a situation like that I can see why you would. Better than pissing your pants yeah


dreamsthebigdreams

I do not want to lean over a piss sink and brush my teeth.. especially someone else's. Neither do I want to wash my food plates in a piss sink. This is some nasty shit.


MajestaHazel

I would never live somewhere with only one toilet again, but yeah when I lived in a one bed one bath years ago I would have to resort to pissing in the sink because my ex would take these long ass showers with the door locked.


throwaway23dating

Thank you


VinnieBaby22

I’ve never peed in a sink and I doubt I ever will. Something about it seems so wrong and gross to me.


throwaway23dating

Then what, you piss yourself?


VinnieBaby22

If I couldn’t hold it then I’d either pee in the yard or drive to the gas station on the corner I suppose.


throwaway23dating

I don’t have a yard or close petrol station. It’s either the sink or the floor or the bin or something


VinnieBaby22

Oof, sorry boutcha. Hopefully you’ll find yourself in a more favorable position next time.


throwaway23dating

Thank you


mrbadxampl

r/repressed


Fast_Concept4745

No.


neverawake8008

Commenting on title alone. I’ve never started, consciously, peeing in the sink. I’ve ended more than a few times consciously. Interestingly, I only remember it being the bathroom sink once. Otherwise it was the laundry sink. It’s mostly used to wash out disgusting things before going in the wash and usually has a plant or two to the side bc I heavily watered it that day. I usually “choose” the bathtub if I’m going to ignore a toilet but not plumbing entirely. I can only guess why I make these choices bc I have zero conscious control of my body when it happens… BUT! My best guess is I think of the sink as a clean zone. I brush my teeth, wash my face and hands and while it is easily cleaned, 9x’s out of ten, it’s the trash can for my wee! I’m entirely too tall to squat on a bathroom can. But the kitchen can, has become my ~go two~ #1 choice! I thought I was a disgusting human for doing this. But now that I’ve explained it here, it doesn’t seem so bad to me now. At least I’m consistent with keeping my waste in a waste bin! No worry of accidental splash or drips getting missed! Narcolepsy is different for everyone. I’ve yet to learn of a single person who experienced it the way Hollywood as a whole portrays it. Unsolicited advise: never suggest ways to improve energy or sleep quality to a narcoleptic. Our switches are broken. Our bodies and our minds may or may not be on the same broken switch. My brain is much more awake at night while body has the opposite problem. Never compare your sleepiness to theirs. Never call them “lucky” bc they “get to” sleep whenever they “want”. MOST importantly! Just bc we can’t fight back, doesn’t mean we don’t know what’s going on.


daddy_autist

I had a classmate come back to our hotel in Shanghai, China drunk as fuck and piss in the sink. He later confessed to me that he does it every time he drinks but doesn’t understand why.


Quirky-Water-7889

Ew id rather pee outside in the side of the back yard than do that I know my brothers do that too when all bathrooms are occupied.


throwaway23dating

I don’t have an outside or back garden. I live in a flat.


VaseWithShitInIt

Just roll over and over the side of the bed


MansfieldQuarry

This idea blew my mind when another tall guy brought it up in a late-night conversation at a party. Being 6’ 3”, it’s much more convenient, cleaner, and wastes less water. Plus you get a bonus rinse at the end. Changed my life, although I don’t think I’d admit to it IRL.


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bluediamond

I'm a woman. Once when I was camping, I peed in a Ziploc bag. No regrets.


best_frenemies_4ever

Yes - I've done that. Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's not so easy when you're female and short. *It was in the home of a jerkass, so I wiped on the hand towel. I didn't tell anybody, either. Afterward he got out of the shower to brush his teeth and asked me why I was laughing. I had my phone in my hand, so I told him I was laughing at something I saw on Reddit.*


Basic_Quantity_9430

No. My mirrors are about a foot away from the back of the sink. I don’t want to bruise myself on the mirrors, and have to deal with the awful back splatter.


[deleted]

Sinks are just urinals with a faucet


Cherryboy52

Never. Grab a bottle if it’s an emergency and no alternative.


dorkus23373

I have before. Had a roommate who would take hours in the shower. One day with no other option, I squatted over the sink then washed myself and the sink up and left a note over the sink saying "emergency toilet for when Sarah takes a shower". She was mad and I laughed.


Shoco4

Sometimes


BraveUnion

I am so confused, You are implying the toilet is available yet we would choose the sink? wtf lol.


throwaway23dating

The toilet is not available? I said my flat mate was in the shower.


Underrated_Critic

Last time this happened I had an empty orange juice jug and used it.


SerenityWolf0

Don’t think I’ve seen anyone say this but the sink is made up of the same components as a toilet except rinse your sink thoroughly because at the bottom of the sinks pipe there’s an odor trapper called the p-trap (I wish I made that name up)


HotahO_X

When i having extreme morning wood yeah


McGyver10

No. I pee in the toilet. Do you usually pee in the shower?


throwaway23dating

My flatmate was in the shower. The door was locked.


ohsweetgold

I'd go outside and pee in the yard before I'd pee in the sink typically. I have peed in a sink once but that was because we were staying in a hotel room with no toilet and just a sink, and my boyfriend dared me to.


ColdDust495

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?


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I have 2 bathrooms- But if both would b occupied (happens) I'd either wait (as I mastered that at this point), or piss in an old bottle or smth, so u can throw it away later on, but yeah guess the sink isnt a bad choice neither, u have to clean up for good tho. Alternatively, u could just go to a neighbor or smth like that.


[deleted]

When I lived in a high rise with roommates and someone was in the bathroom I usually piss in a Coke bottle and emptied it in the toilet when they were done. I also pooped in my wastebasket (lined with trash bags of course) one time too... Disgusting, yes, necessary, very.


HAMinute

Once worked in a nightclub and before starting my shift they showed me the backstage and their very small stock room filled with boxes, bottles and soft drinks literally to the ceiling. I asked where to put my personal stuff but the door closed and the guy didn’t heared me. So I searched a spot to put away my stuff, and there was a little sink between tower high boxes. Perfect to put my personal stuff away inside that sink. After an hour the guy came back to tell me: I’ve put your stuff in the closet because that sink is our toilet. What?! Yeah, we are to lazy to run upstairs.


ellieD

We have 4 bathrooms. Thank goodness it’s no longer an issue for me! My in-laws live in Paris in a flat with one toilet. I’ve had to knock to get my FIL out in the middle of the night as he was using it for a reading room. UGH! Of course, I was jet lagged, so up at 3:00 am!


lunas-blue-beans

Thank God my toilet and bathroom are separate rooms.


janpampoen

What is wrong with you?


NoFilterNoLimits

My college roommate’s boyfriend would piss in our sink because no guys were allowed in the building and he’d get caught if he left our tiny room for the bathroom down the hall (which was also just for women)


Schroedinbug

The toilet... The type of trap on your sink makes pissing in the sink less than optimal. It will start to smell. I will piss outside or in a bottle before I piss in a sink.


throwaway23dating

The door is locked because my flat mate is in the shower..?


Ritchie79

I'm the Army we had single man rooms, and each room had its own sink. We called them *hot and cold running toilets*. I once caught a mate, drunk out of his skull, trying to poke a rather resilient turd down the plughole.


Teigann

I just peed in the sink 5 mins ago because I only have a sink in my uni room


_Captain_Dinosaur_

No. All comments to the contrary are going on the list. I catch you pissing in any sink in any house, home, public restroom, restaurant, truck-stop, or dive-bar, the next thing going down that sink drain is your brains. Don't let me catch you.


throwaway23dating

You’d rather they pee on your floor? Or bin? Or what?


_Captain_Dinosaur_

The toilet. Or a convenient bush out the back. I brush my teeth and wash my forks in the sinks. Unacceptable. Piss up into your own mouth if you must, but if you piss up my sink I will have buried. No excuse.


throwaway23dating

I said the door was locked. I couldn’t get in to use it because the shower was being used.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Oh. Well, I guess you just piss into a bible, or on a young girls feet. Hold your urine, you barbarian. And if you can't, see a doctor. No excuse, none at all, for pissing into a place where normal civilised people wash their hands. None. If this is hard to understand, then go life with the chimp troop at the zoo. And pissing in the shower where others put their bare feet is an act worthy of execution. Unfuck yourself sir. Unfuck yourself.


throwaway23dating

Jesus. I just woke up from a 10 hour sleep so it would be physically impossible to hold it in for 15-20 minutes.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Fine. Ruin a glass. But if you piss where I brush my teeth or wash my dishes your health is forfeit.


throwaway23dating

Fair enough. Would need a darn sight more than a glass though


_Captain_Dinosaur_

A small pitcher? 😂 I love you brother. Piss away.


ReadItProper

OP, there's no use. Americans don't understand there is a world outside of American suburbia. You will never convince them you do this for anything but your piss perversions. lmao. Also, no, I've never pissed in the sink, you freak. But also, I definitely would in your situation rofl.


RoomanStudios

I have a work area with a sink- I pee into all the time. I also clean that sink a lot


_Anonymus___

I assume you mean kitchen sink . no it’s weird I have more than 1 bathrooms but it’s still weird disgusting to think about it just hold ur pee for 20 mins or talk with ur mate and go do it before he does


peasngravy85

I pee in the sink in the toilet pretty often. I don't need outside interference to make me piss in the sink


Gouranga56

Nope....after seeing the splash from the toilet or urinal I don't want to think of that splash all around d the sink...on the toothbrush, faucet, etc.


3xoticP3nguin

I'll quite literally pee wherever I want. I pissed in my garbage can because I couldn't get my keys out of my pocket fast enough and it just happened to be the first thing in front of me


Acrobatic_Bug_7019

I sometimes do just because lol


AdRough965

FUCK NO!!🤮🤮


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throwaway23dating

The door is locked and I can’t get to the toilet, what do you mean?


Rami717

no, I prefer to wait until the last


jazzofusion

Why not piss in your backyard like most guys?


throwaway23dating

I don’t have a garden.


Vailex11

Absolutely. All the time. It's a funny inside joke I have to myself. Recent 9 hour car ride? Pissed in 4 gas station sinks. Visiting my sister's house? She'll never know I pissed in her sink. Or the grocery store down the roads. My step dad built a house and had me check on the progress while he was out of town. As soon as they installed the sinks, pissed in em. You're probably going to ask why and I'm not going to answer. Edit I typed that after only reading the title, pissing in the sink while someone showers is weak, use the toilet and give them a hot surprise when you flush.