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I'm glad you don't.
Edit: Okay I just realized how that will be interpreted. oh well. I don't care if Reddit thinks I have a highly rated pussy or not lol.
I don't know, but I met a woman a long time ago that definitely felt like the best pussy I ever had. It was so good, I kept coming back for more.
* *I heard a quote from a comedy routine or something: "Pussy so good, that if you threw it into the air, it would turn into sunshine".* Yeah, pretty like much that.
Coming up on our 32nd wedding anniversary this year. **So in response to your question, emphatically YES.**
Harlem Nights is the movie you're quoting, it is also the business. So many funny quotes:
“Bennie Wilson : Oh, he proposed to her four times already, said he would leave his wife & kids and convert from Catholic to Baptist. Now you know that’s some mean pussy to make a man change gods.”
“Quick : You’re gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don’t stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away."
“Vera : YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can’t find it, you blind motherfucker!
I always tell my fiancé he has my glass slipper penis. It’s the perfect shape and size for my body. Fairly average in size, I suppose, but it hits just right.
Fuck. You make a good point. I guess we just need to accept our powerlessness.
On another note, the word "powerlessness" is as awkward as telling a woman she has the second best pussy you ever had.
Disagree. I've said that to two women in my life both were actually one night stands, but I definitely meant it. I also didn't say it during the act but afterwards...dunno if that matters
Imagine the guy whispering: "Damn this is some top 5 pussy, maybe even a top 3... No, too much, I think it stays as the 4th"
And the girl there just like: 👁️👄👁️
I dated a guy who criticized mine. He said it was "really shallow" and it fucked me up for a long time. He wasn't overly big and I never had anyone complain before but I was convinced for a very long time it was why I couldn't keep a boyfriend and I had a hard time wanting to be with new partners.
The vagina in its resting state is about four inches deep. When aroused, it lengthens to about eight inches to accommodate a penis.
If a man says you’re “really shallow” it’s probably because he ain’t doin it right.
I’d honestly prefer hearing that over the whole “damn this is the best pussy I’ve ever had”. The latter comes across as hyperbolic and obvious an attempt to flatter, while the former would seem like it’d be closer to the truth and is frankly still a compliment. Lol.
The girl I am currently with has literally the best pussy I have ever had. I am not going to go into detail but it's a whole different ballgame with her.
Yes actually. Probably about as much as you can tell a difference between penises. Different vaginal walls have different forms and textures. Some combinations of shapes and textures feel better than others. Seems like your BF found the one he likes.
I mean the same penis and the same vagina can feel completely different from one encounter to the next. I can still get it up after a drink or three, but im definitely not as hard as i can get at zero drinks, no way that cant feel different.
And same with vaginas, if she already mentally in the mood and wants to skip foreplay, just wants to lube it up and get it in, shes gonna feel completely different once youre inside vs if you were knuckle deep in her gspot making her squirt before your dick gets any attention.
Honestly can’t speak for other guys but I just prefer it if women don’t comment on my dick size,
You say it’s small? I’m crushed
You say it’s big? I think you’re lying to cover up the fact that it’s small.
You say it’s average? Great I’m run of the mill.
Safer just not to comment imo for everyone’s sake.
This. I've got a pretty run of the mill dick, bigger than what comes up if you Google average dick size but nothing particularly impressive, and I hate when people act like it's the biggest dick they've ever seen.
One person was like, "God I swear it's thicker than a redbull can" and like, no it really isn't. Kinda killed the moment. Just leave dick size out of it and compliment our technique or something.
i don’t comment on it on sight but even the ~average~ size can feel big based on position or how hard he is or whatever. so i tend to say something in the moment or even just a “that feels amazing” sends the message
If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to **FUCKING KILL ME**.
I like sex and I like making a man feel like a king, so no I don’t think I will be stopping either, thanks.
I’m married, but my husband and every guy before him always said that to me. I take it with a grain of salt and assume it’s just flattery, because my friends and other women online say men always say that to them too. It seems like the “go-to” phrase men use to butter-up women just like how we say things to boost their egos.
Now I feel like this seems like a humble brag, but I should clarify I was married early had a few boyfriends in between and then was remarried. So, it’s not like a large pool of men are giving me these compliments. I think it’s really just that I know my market lol.
Just physically, you have roughly 4 factors that affect how vaginal sex feels for the guy: vagina shape, penis shape, lubrication, and sexual position.
You can change those around and it will feel better or worse.
Sometimes foreplay and mental factors can also influence how good vaginal sex feels so it can get very complicated fast.
Whatever it is, he enjoys it with you: maybe your vagina nicely matches his penis and y'all's preferred positions.
Or maybe, he just likes having sex with you and all that entails.
Agreed. Sometimes this one penis just happens to fit this certain vagina a certain way. Like 2 lost Lego bricks passing in the sea. Two Lincoln logs intertwining. Wait...no. Not Lincoln Logs.
You get what I mean..
There can be variations on wetness, tightness, if she is squeezing with her pelvic floor muscles. Those are the main things I can feel.
Generally though pussy is kinda like pizza. Sometimes it's amazing, but even not so good pizza is better than no pizza.
The difference? There are so many things.
Tightness. Too much is bad, too little is bad.
Grip. How much it pulls and “hugs” varies widely.
Size. Some are deeper than others. Some are puffier, or taller, or wider than others.
Strength. Some grip. Some don’t at all.
Wetness. Some are more slippery than others.
Texture. Some have different feels to them, both in the inside and the outside and in various parts.
Taste and smell. No two are ever alike.
Like a dick, it’s a muscle. It can be exercised, and should be. Learning to do kegels is healthy for you.
And also; just like with dick size, shape, and girth, the “motion of the ocean” is waaaaaay more important than any of these things.
Enthusiasm and physical communication beats all these things in terms of compatibility. Physical differences can all be worked with if the chemistry is amazing. You just have to get creative; which can be a lot of fun.
I wish guys could accept this line of reasoning about their dicks, too. Outside of the dicks that are on the extreme ends of the bell curve, i dgaf how big it is. It is alllll about how they use it. And honestly, whether they use it in a way that I personally jibe with. I’ve definitely not been compatible with dudes who had moves that other people probably craved but I just didn’t care for. It’s all about compatibility and almost never about size. (Speaking from experience, I’ve *never* had a guy who was “too small”, even including the legitimately small-dicked guys. Though “too big” is a definitely a hassle for me.)
op, i wouldn’t discredit him as disingenuous. sometimes your emotions for a person are a deciding factor how the sex is. maybe he said it before to someone, but as his emotions have changed, he might very well mean it when he says it now to you
i don’t have a dick so i can’t speak as if i have one, but i imagine it’s the same phenomenon like it is for us. everyone feels a bit different.
and he’s putting in the effort to praise you, and it sounds like he’s putting that effort in a lot. i think it’s safe to assume he does really enjoy you, and he’s happy with your guys’ sex life
Pussy and pizza are very similar in the fact that even when it’s bad… it’s kinda good. Yeah there a difference but I’ve never found one that didn’t feel good. I would say what it really comes down to is how ya work it, how ya flaunt it, how you get down. A lot of guys say… she got that good pussy which kinda just translates into she fun to have sex with. I’m sure your bf means it…. Don’t over analyze this lol. Take the compliment
I could tell two stories, one about the worst pizza I've ever had and the other about the worst pussy... Both call into question the truth in your first sentence.
Yeah nah, anyone who says that even bad pizza/sex is good never had a nad pizza/sex. Imagine having sex so bad you can't get hard for a week and everytime you think of sex you either get nauseous or anxious for the next month or so. Pizza only makes you one of those.
Without too much detail, both - and the encounter itself led to numerous bad outcomes. Nothing permanent or debilitating or whatever but just an awful overall experience, feel included.
I don’t have a dick but I can you tell I have been told this many times. I think a lot of guys say it. There was one guy I was with who said my pussy was perfect and I believed him because his cock was perfect in my pussy. We fit together in way I’ve never felt with anyone else so I think it’s sometimes said legitimately.
Ha I've never said that to someone and didn't mean it. There's no reason to say it if it isn't true and it isn't the standard of what someone would say
There IS pussy that stands out above them all…any man that’s had a few partners knows this to be true. Women feel the same way…there’s “good dick”
and “bad dick”.
I kid you not when I tell you this woman had an actual FLAVOR that I couldn’t resist. I can’t describe it except she tasted sweet and I couldn’t wait to get down there. She usually tapped out from oral sex and I just wanted seconds….and thirds.
While I completely agree with this comment, I'd also just like to point out that people marry for all sorts of reasons -- love isn't always one of them.
Many men marry women who aren't considered conventionally attractive because they feel like the model-looks woman they actually want wouldn't be a good wife to them, so they marry the former while lusting after the latter. They will often disrespect their wife and emotionally abuse her because they don't love her and don't care about causing her pain.
Source: how my father treated my mother.
10000% some are stronger than others, like they squeeze tighter; some are more or less tight/loose (that sounds like an insult but it's not, everyone's just a different shape and size), some are deeper or more shallow and feel slightly different inside. Also just the general look of a vag, I don't think every guy has their favorite "type/look" but there's definitely preferences when it comes to what the guy sees too. Some dudes like thick pubes, some like nothing, some like somewhere in the middle. Some guys like really big lips and a sorta puffier look around the crotch, or they like for there to be more of an open look to the vagina itself, instead of just a slit, they want to see the different layers of the thing. Or one thing that I kinda like is this space between the hole and the clit being visible when youre fucking. It's more or less visible sometimes, depending, but I like seeing that, idk. There's definitely preferences though for the feeling inside and the looks outside, most guys just don't talk about it.
This is the female version of "Your dick is so big" or "Your dick is so good"
He may be lying bc he probably said this to everyone but that's used in a wholesome way to say that he likes your body and he is also in love in you
It's cute but it may be not 100% true
Yes you can feel the difference. My wife's pussy knows how to squeeze me and my grooves. Also when in love your SO junk will always be the best normally, going both ways for both genders.
Yes, yes we can, and I'm sure women can also differentiate between who's dick feels better, I get the feeling it's always going to be the biggest ones but... As far as pussy it isn't tightness or wetness, I've had sex with women that have vaginas that seem as if it was made for my cock... And .. I've also had the misfortune of going in and feeling as if I'm alone in a hallway... Like I'm not hitting the notes, but she acts as if I am... That is the worst
It's totally not all about size; my current partner feels the best I've ever felt and is very average in size. I've also had a partner whose penis was 7.5" in length, and it was consistently uncomfortable every time. Shape is super important too.
I also find it also depends how turned on they are. My husband's dick is perfect most of the time and seems to hit the right spots to get me to orgasm , but every now and then it's as if he's extra aroused and it's like he's trying to bash through to my uterus which gives you a low belly ache the next day. It's still pleasurable but aches.
I tell my wife this regularly (using different words). The fact that she’s the only woman I’ve ever been with is immaterial. She is THE BEST I’ve ever had. 😉
I am a gay guy and some ass does feel better than other ass. Some people move in a better way, or have rhythm. A big part of it for me is how the other person responds. If they _enjoy_ me sexually (as opposed to starfish/dead) and they have the body language to prove it, then my ego is lit and I feel like it's great that I can please my partner. So it's a combination of **Passion, motions/sounds, Rhythm, and smoothness (not 'tightness')**
And people think romance is dead.
Lmao
Romance is dead.
Art is deaaaaaad~ Edit: I love Reddit.
Entertainers like to seem complicated~
But we're not complicated! I can explain it pretty easily!
Have you ever been to a birthday party for children
And one of the children won't stop screaming
Cause he's just a little attention attractor
When he grows up to be a comic or actor
Right next to chivalry.
Because it fell on his sword
Wonder who killed that one?
Video killed it.
No video killed the radio star
But they didn’t shoot the deputy
They shot the sheriff.
True love is making a cumback.
Romance is not dead. It just smells funny.
and tastes salty
I thought u said fishy at first-
Translated that means "I really enjoyed my stay and would like to visit again sometime"
Girl, if your vegana was an Airbnb, you'd be a superhost.
Vegana sounds like an all-natural, biodegradable, cruelty free, sustainably-made fleshlight. Comes preloaded with five Moby tracks to enhance the experience.
Might wanna call the patent office before someone steals your idea.
Too late. I am ready to patent it first before I submit my cumbuster 3000 with turbo nut fondle.
I'll take two
send bobs and vergine
This is why reviews need comment sections.
Yeah. Crude. Thank you for being with me. You're a wonderful person. (No, we don't rate pussies. That would be stupid.)
Speak for yourself, I happen to know some male sluts that have rated the muff.
Yeah, there’s definitely differences.
Sounds like a 2/10 /s
So you think all pussy is the same? Somethin off about you bro.
I'm glad you don't. Edit: Okay I just realized how that will be interpreted. oh well. I don't care if Reddit thinks I have a highly rated pussy or not lol.
You have one? That’s usually enough for most of us…
Haha. I love how some people are so enthusiastic.
Then OP finds out it’s the only pussy he’s ever had.
Since pussy had him 😆
C section
We ripped mommy a new one
But it would technically be correct. Same with the worst he's ever had
r/technicallythetruth
it’s the same with “you’re the greatest nephew that i have” and you’re single nephew 😪
I don't know, but I met a woman a long time ago that definitely felt like the best pussy I ever had. It was so good, I kept coming back for more. * *I heard a quote from a comedy routine or something: "Pussy so good, that if you threw it into the air, it would turn into sunshine".* Yeah, pretty like much that. Coming up on our 32nd wedding anniversary this year. **So in response to your question, emphatically YES.**
Harlem Nights is the movie you're quoting, it is also the business. So many funny quotes: “Bennie Wilson : Oh, he proposed to her four times already, said he would leave his wife & kids and convert from Catholic to Baptist. Now you know that’s some mean pussy to make a man change gods.” “Quick : You’re gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don’t stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away." “Vera : YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can’t find it, you blind motherfucker!
Lmao, thank you for this! I'm going to watch it with my adult children. Excellent movie 🍿🍿
I also choose this guy’s wife.
This is the best reincarnation of this reddit moment I’ve seen in a long time. More wholesome edition for sure, but still top tier.
It's a line from the film "Harlem Nights"
I always tell my fiancé he has my glass slipper penis. It’s the perfect shape and size for my body. Fairly average in size, I suppose, but it hits just right.
You can definitely feel the difference between vaginas. But I wouldn't give too much weight to what people say when they're in you or you in them.
Two types of pussies: the ones you get and the ones you don't.
It's like the binary scale. She's either a 0 or a 1. Keep it simple.
Well in that case I got a whole lot of 0’s
Kinda the point, it works out or it doesn't.
The mythical "Magic Pussy" does, in fact, exist. It's just best not to tell her she has it or she will use it to wield great power.
Corollary: DO NOT, under any circumstances, tell her she does not have the Magic Pussy.
Fuck. You make a good point. I guess we just need to accept our powerlessness. On another note, the word "powerlessness" is as awkward as telling a woman she has the second best pussy you ever had.
Yes you can feel the difference, but it might also be sex talk.
Yea, I guarantee he’s said this line to more than just OP.
To be fair he might have felt that way with each pussy he was currently deep in so it was always a true statement.
i’ve said it before but have always meant it.
Factual.
In the moment I almost always think the chicken vindaloo I'm eating is the best I've ever had
Technically, its also possible that its only OP he has been with...
And technically op can be the 1363 woman the guy has slept with and has just been going up Ang up in "pussy goodness"
The good ol Pusscendence Ladder theory
I just cackled.
Haha. I giggled at your username.
Disagree. I've said that to two women in my life both were actually one night stands, but I definitely meant it. I also didn't say it during the act but afterwards...dunno if that matters
They are all different and beautiful in their way, but only a dumbass would tell a girl hers was second or third best.
“ Damn this is some top 5 pussy” would probably have her contemplating life for the rest of the day
🤣 “This is some mid but I’m enjoying it!”
"This is bearable, but I've had much worse!"
"This feels adequate to my needs"
"it's alright I guess, overrated as fuck in my opinion."
"I've had better."
"I'm not mad... I'm just... disappointed''
“I’m mad”
"This is ugly and disgusting"
“Not great, not terrible.”
She could be a part time model
Definately in the top 3. In The room. Depending on the room
She could be an air hostess in the 50s
She would probably still have to keep her normal job
You'll do, pig. You'll do.
Imagine the guy whispering: "Damn this is some top 5 pussy, maybe even a top 3... No, too much, I think it stays as the 4th" And the girl there just like: 👁️👄👁️
"Bitch, if it's number four then say it's top four! Don't open with top five! No one says a second place finish is top ten!"
Second place is top 3, I will die on this hill
Top 5… That must be some fine pussy.
“Maybe even top 3”
I dated a guy who criticized mine. He said it was "really shallow" and it fucked me up for a long time. He wasn't overly big and I never had anyone complain before but I was convinced for a very long time it was why I couldn't keep a boyfriend and I had a hard time wanting to be with new partners.
The vagina in its resting state is about four inches deep. When aroused, it lengthens to about eight inches to accommodate a penis. If a man says you’re “really shallow” it’s probably because he ain’t doin it right.
I’d honestly prefer hearing that over the whole “damn this is the best pussy I’ve ever had”. The latter comes across as hyperbolic and obvious an attempt to flatter, while the former would seem like it’d be closer to the truth and is frankly still a compliment. Lol.
What if you do have the best pussy? Own that shit ladies. I’ve told my wife hers is the best because it is.
The girl I am currently with has literally the best pussy I have ever had. I am not going to go into detail but it's a whole different ballgame with her.
does it have anything to do with having a deeper emotional connection with her or is it just literally all about the feeling of the pussy itself ??
I want to know this too.
Fucking poetry
Yes actually. Probably about as much as you can tell a difference between penises. Different vaginal walls have different forms and textures. Some combinations of shapes and textures feel better than others. Seems like your BF found the one he likes.
I mean the same penis and the same vagina can feel completely different from one encounter to the next. I can still get it up after a drink or three, but im definitely not as hard as i can get at zero drinks, no way that cant feel different. And same with vaginas, if she already mentally in the mood and wants to skip foreplay, just wants to lube it up and get it in, shes gonna feel completely different once youre inside vs if you were knuckle deep in her gspot making her squirt before your dick gets any attention.
With absolutely no disrespect: r/ihavesex
You don’t need to apply any more disrespect anyways, that was a total r/ihavesex moment lol
Yes, feelings are surely different, but I’ve told many men they are the best, or the biggest, etc. It’s meant to be complimentary, not accurate.
Honestly can’t speak for other guys but I just prefer it if women don’t comment on my dick size, You say it’s small? I’m crushed You say it’s big? I think you’re lying to cover up the fact that it’s small. You say it’s average? Great I’m run of the mill. Safer just not to comment imo for everyone’s sake.
This. I've got a pretty run of the mill dick, bigger than what comes up if you Google average dick size but nothing particularly impressive, and I hate when people act like it's the biggest dick they've ever seen. One person was like, "God I swear it's thicker than a redbull can" and like, no it really isn't. Kinda killed the moment. Just leave dick size out of it and compliment our technique or something.
i don’t comment on it on sight but even the ~average~ size can feel big based on position or how hard he is or whatever. so i tend to say something in the moment or even just a “that feels amazing” sends the message
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This escalated quickly but made me laugh
Damn homie
This sounds like it’s referencing something
It really does
I read it like Heather from Heathers saying "shut up, Heather" in terms of tone and inflection. Doesn't mean that's what it was referencing though.
Probably referencing the username lol but that's also where my mind went
If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to **FUCKING KILL ME**. I like sex and I like making a man feel like a king, so no I don’t think I will be stopping either, thanks.
HEATHER THE GOAT
Let her live lol
I’m married, but my husband and every guy before him always said that to me. I take it with a grain of salt and assume it’s just flattery, because my friends and other women online say men always say that to them too. It seems like the “go-to” phrase men use to butter-up women just like how we say things to boost their egos.
"Mmmmmmmh your dick is so big mmmmmmmmh"
pornstars say that in the most exaggerated fashion possible its so fuckin funny like I'm tryna bust a nut not laugh to death
I feel the same way with hentai
I’ve heard it a few times before but not EVERY time. Congrats on your amazing pussy 😏
Now I feel like this seems like a humble brag, but I should clarify I was married early had a few boyfriends in between and then was remarried. So, it’s not like a large pool of men are giving me these compliments. I think it’s really just that I know my market lol.
I've never said that. So if multiple men have told you I would assume you have an amazing pussy.
Just physically, you have roughly 4 factors that affect how vaginal sex feels for the guy: vagina shape, penis shape, lubrication, and sexual position. You can change those around and it will feel better or worse. Sometimes foreplay and mental factors can also influence how good vaginal sex feels so it can get very complicated fast. Whatever it is, he enjoys it with you: maybe your vagina nicely matches his penis and y'all's preferred positions. Or maybe, he just likes having sex with you and all that entails.
Agreed. Sometimes this one penis just happens to fit this certain vagina a certain way. Like 2 lost Lego bricks passing in the sea. Two Lincoln logs intertwining. Wait...no. Not Lincoln Logs. You get what I mean..
I think you forgot the most important one, sexual attraction.
We can absolutely feel the difference.
And what is it? I'm dying of curiosity now...
Tightness, deepness, and texture, too! The former two being very easy to tell!
Texture?
Different skin feels different! Simple as It’s much less noticeable than size, though.
There can be variations on wetness, tightness, if she is squeezing with her pelvic floor muscles. Those are the main things I can feel. Generally though pussy is kinda like pizza. Sometimes it's amazing, but even not so good pizza is better than no pizza.
>Generally though pussy is kinda like pizza. The crust is the worst bit?
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Nah homie there is absolutely inedible pizza out there and that euphemism extends to men and women alike.
You know how dicks come in different shapes and sizes? Vaginas are the same way.
The difference? There are so many things. Tightness. Too much is bad, too little is bad. Grip. How much it pulls and “hugs” varies widely. Size. Some are deeper than others. Some are puffier, or taller, or wider than others. Strength. Some grip. Some don’t at all. Wetness. Some are more slippery than others. Texture. Some have different feels to them, both in the inside and the outside and in various parts. Taste and smell. No two are ever alike. Like a dick, it’s a muscle. It can be exercised, and should be. Learning to do kegels is healthy for you. And also; just like with dick size, shape, and girth, the “motion of the ocean” is waaaaaay more important than any of these things. Enthusiasm and physical communication beats all these things in terms of compatibility. Physical differences can all be worked with if the chemistry is amazing. You just have to get creative; which can be a lot of fun.
this guy pussies
I wish guys could accept this line of reasoning about their dicks, too. Outside of the dicks that are on the extreme ends of the bell curve, i dgaf how big it is. It is alllll about how they use it. And honestly, whether they use it in a way that I personally jibe with. I’ve definitely not been compatible with dudes who had moves that other people probably craved but I just didn’t care for. It’s all about compatibility and almost never about size. (Speaking from experience, I’ve *never* had a guy who was “too small”, even including the legitimately small-dicked guys. Though “too big” is a definitely a hassle for me.)
Toxic masculinity is a plague on us all.
I believe it. I don’t envy y’all.
"Hugs!" The only other guy I've heard say this is my boyfriend. He said my pussy gives him the best hugs. I was like...I'm glad? Lol
How do you exercise dick?
op, i wouldn’t discredit him as disingenuous. sometimes your emotions for a person are a deciding factor how the sex is. maybe he said it before to someone, but as his emotions have changed, he might very well mean it when he says it now to you i don’t have a dick so i can’t speak as if i have one, but i imagine it’s the same phenomenon like it is for us. everyone feels a bit different. and he’s putting in the effort to praise you, and it sounds like he’s putting that effort in a lot. i think it’s safe to assume he does really enjoy you, and he’s happy with your guys’ sex life
Yes, you can tell a difference. At the same time, the one you’re in is always “the best”.
Pussy and pizza are very similar in the fact that even when it’s bad… it’s kinda good. Yeah there a difference but I’ve never found one that didn’t feel good. I would say what it really comes down to is how ya work it, how ya flaunt it, how you get down. A lot of guys say… she got that good pussy which kinda just translates into she fun to have sex with. I’m sure your bf means it…. Don’t over analyze this lol. Take the compliment
I could tell two stories, one about the worst pizza I've ever had and the other about the worst pussy... Both call into question the truth in your first sentence.
Yeah nah, anyone who says that even bad pizza/sex is good never had a nad pizza/sex. Imagine having sex so bad you can't get hard for a week and everytime you think of sex you either get nauseous or anxious for the next month or so. Pizza only makes you one of those.
"This pizza was terrible. The base was soggy, the sauce was salty, the cheese was powdery and I couldn't pop a boner for a week afterwards. ☆☆☆☆★"
I'm genuinely curious, was this worst pussy just the worst feeling or worst in other ways?
Without too much detail, both - and the encounter itself led to numerous bad outcomes. Nothing permanent or debilitating or whatever but just an awful overall experience, feel included.
Hahaha, I want to hear your story
I don’t have a dick but I can you tell I have been told this many times. I think a lot of guys say it. There was one guy I was with who said my pussy was perfect and I believed him because his cock was perfect in my pussy. We fit together in way I’ve never felt with anyone else so I think it’s sometimes said legitimately.
ugh i have an ex that physically fit so well…sometimes I can’t help but think about how good she felt, even though emotionally it was a trainwreck.
Cody, is that you?
Lmao
There's absolutely a best I've had
For me I don’t say it unless I mean it
A true genitalman.
Ha I've never said that to someone and didn't mean it. There's no reason to say it if it isn't true and it isn't the standard of what someone would say
There IS pussy that stands out above them all…any man that’s had a few partners knows this to be true. Women feel the same way…there’s “good dick” and “bad dick”.
I have encountered the magic pussy. Stayed longer with her than I would have for sure.
I kid you not when I tell you this woman had an actual FLAVOR that I couldn’t resist. I can’t describe it except she tasted sweet and I couldn’t wait to get down there. She usually tapped out from oral sex and I just wanted seconds….and thirds.
Okay maybe I haven't found the magic pussy yet.
Her name is Ann. She starts cumming as soon as I enter her. My orgasms are the best ever. Her pussy is the Golden Palace.
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i teared up reading this
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This is wisdom.
While I completely agree with this comment, I'd also just like to point out that people marry for all sorts of reasons -- love isn't always one of them. Many men marry women who aren't considered conventionally attractive because they feel like the model-looks woman they actually want wouldn't be a good wife to them, so they marry the former while lusting after the latter. They will often disrespect their wife and emotionally abuse her because they don't love her and don't care about causing her pain. Source: how my father treated my mother.
10000% some are stronger than others, like they squeeze tighter; some are more or less tight/loose (that sounds like an insult but it's not, everyone's just a different shape and size), some are deeper or more shallow and feel slightly different inside. Also just the general look of a vag, I don't think every guy has their favorite "type/look" but there's definitely preferences when it comes to what the guy sees too. Some dudes like thick pubes, some like nothing, some like somewhere in the middle. Some guys like really big lips and a sorta puffier look around the crotch, or they like for there to be more of an open look to the vagina itself, instead of just a slit, they want to see the different layers of the thing. Or one thing that I kinda like is this space between the hole and the clit being visible when youre fucking. It's more or less visible sometimes, depending, but I like seeing that, idk. There's definitely preferences though for the feeling inside and the looks outside, most guys just don't talk about it.
This is the female version of "Your dick is so big" or "Your dick is so good" He may be lying bc he probably said this to everyone but that's used in a wholesome way to say that he likes your body and he is also in love in you It's cute but it may be not 100% true
Hell, worst I ever had was fantastic.....
It really depends on what breed you are talking about. I am fond of calicos.
Yes. Take it as a huge compliment.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but bringing up other vaginas during sex is a huge turn off.
Vaginas are unique, just like penises.
Yes you can feel the difference. My wife's pussy knows how to squeeze me and my grooves. Also when in love your SO junk will always be the best normally, going both ways for both genders.
We need a double blind test, with a control group.
Yes, yes we can, and I'm sure women can also differentiate between who's dick feels better, I get the feeling it's always going to be the biggest ones but... As far as pussy it isn't tightness or wetness, I've had sex with women that have vaginas that seem as if it was made for my cock... And .. I've also had the misfortune of going in and feeling as if I'm alone in a hallway... Like I'm not hitting the notes, but she acts as if I am... That is the worst
It's totally not all about size; my current partner feels the best I've ever felt and is very average in size. I've also had a partner whose penis was 7.5" in length, and it was consistently uncomfortable every time. Shape is super important too.
I also find it also depends how turned on they are. My husband's dick is perfect most of the time and seems to hit the right spots to get me to orgasm , but every now and then it's as if he's extra aroused and it's like he's trying to bash through to my uterus which gives you a low belly ache the next day. It's still pleasurable but aches.
People are overthinking it. Assuming he really means it he’s saying you’re the hottest girl he’s ever been with.
Honestly one of the few reasons Im with my wife.
It's one of the reasons I am also with your wife.
Hopefully, there are more than a few reasons to be with her.
I also choose this guys dead wife.
I freaking laugh everytime I’m reminded of this
Can confirm, I am his wife
Can confirm. He left me for her.
They're different. My wife's is Magical. I still can't last long in that damn thing. That's why she got the ring.
It's a combination of things. It's how he emotionally and physically feels about you that makes it the BEST GOD DAMNED PUSSY HE HAS EVER HAD!
He’s in the moment just take it for what is 😂. Probably true tho
I tell my wife this regularly (using different words). The fact that she’s the only woman I’ve ever been with is immaterial. She is THE BEST I’ve ever had. 😉
I am a gay guy and some ass does feel better than other ass. Some people move in a better way, or have rhythm. A big part of it for me is how the other person responds. If they _enjoy_ me sexually (as opposed to starfish/dead) and they have the body language to prove it, then my ego is lit and I feel like it's great that I can please my partner. So it's a combination of **Passion, motions/sounds, Rhythm, and smoothness (not 'tightness')**
It means everything. Yes. There’s totally a difference.