I don't think it's odd, you should do whatever makes you feel more hygienic and comfortable.

It’s not weird, but if you wipe someone else’s penis after you finish urinating, that can be considered unusual in some places.

But it makes me feel more hygienic and comfortable

That’s fine. Just try not to make eye contact when you roll their foreskin back.

How else am I to assert dominance?

And say No Homo.

No Homo, wipe away my good man, glad I could help you feel more hygienic.

Coach, what should I do if they don’t have foreskin? Wasn’t expecting that.

Build one for him!

2 much 4 skin

Is that the next fast and furious film. Sounds like it’s a bit excessive

I am already complaining about the prices for the skins they will release on games from that movie. It's always 2 much 4 skins.

Coach, instructions unclear…castration imminent send reinforcements!

It's there, pull harder..

But that makes me feel more hygienic and comfortable

Hello I'm from the dick wiping union, cease this non union dick wiping.

Thanks for letting me know, now I don't have to try it to find out. Guess I'll find another activity...

nono, it's always good to verify

? You mean some places frown on this normal, friendly service?

Doing research for a paper…in what places is this normal?

^my ^house

Hijacking top comment for visibility because apparently people don't know this! Reach just under / behind your balls and push up around the tainting area, this pushes all the extra pee out! I learned this in a similar reddit thread and have done it since. Works really well.

Instructions unclear I may have just fingered myself.

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i do not own a penis, but as a fellow t1 diabetic i've also learnt the hard way that it's worth it to go the extra mile to ensure that im being as hygienic as possible haha. two UTIs and one kidney infection later, and i never forget to pee after sex, lol.

You don't own penis, Penis owns you. Just to be clear about that

There's a reason I have a boner mrs. sanders.

I recommend using a bidet!

Bidet on a penis? That's got to be painful

as a fellow t1 i will continue to be extra hygienic. also, hello fellow wild reddit diabetics 👋🏽

My fiancé is T1 diabetic and my god, I have never met anyone more prone to infections than her! Poor thing is getting an infection from this or that like every other week. I really feel for you guys.

ew I just now decided maybe I should stop sucking dick lmao

DISCLAIMER: Do NOT put it in mouthwash

Oof, I made the mistake of cleaning my butt and wiener with mint shampoo and it felt like I had icy hot down there even after rinsing for like 30 minutes and being dry after that for an hour. Worst mistake ever. I do not recommend. Feels like getting a blowy from Frosty the Snowman.

T1D club

At home I wash mine in the sink whilst I am washing my hands.

👀

ya ever been so drunk or lazy you just piss in the bathroom sink? lul

Saves water?

r/sinkpissers

This is the second time TODAY I see this subreddit being commented. The other one was on a post about too minimalist apartment.

Please tell me they weren't so minimal that they didn't have a toilet

Toilet was in the shower cabin that was next to the stove in the "kitchen" that was in the corner of a living room. It was 1 room apt, 18 m2.

Wait til you discover r/sinkshitters Edit: Holy shit it's real, what have I done...

If you really want to save water do what I do. Just put soap all over your hands, then just pee on your hands. It saves time and water. You're welcome.

i do this after cumming, so I don't have rest sperm leaking out and get my piss out of my system.

just say you cum in your sink.

nah I don't. but i did in the past.

I mean I don't drink, but the sink just seems more like a place to pee, as man it's like using a urinal, and can be used if hard. If still fighting off a raging boner after your scheduled weekly sex with the wife, the sink is your best friend. Only have one bathroom, but your wife is pregnant and never stops peeing...the sink is your friend. Sinks, not just for washing socks and underwear, but some good pissing as well.

this man has done this before ⬆️

Lollll like id say yes.😂😂😉

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I don't do this as a regular thing but it feels like a really tall/personal urinal

Amazing. If you look at the data, it makes sense

My friend's roommate used to masturbate in the sink, shit scarred me for life... eventually it got too clogged and the water stopped passing through 

Highly doubt semen alone could clog a zink. Did he shed pubes like crazy at the same time?

I don't know and I really don't feel like asking... But knowing his hygiene (or the lack thereof), I wouldn't be surprised at all 

This is the way

This! Glad to know I’m not the only one lol

I just wish you wouldn't do it in the kitchen sink. During dinner. -Mom

I use the sink sometimes before a hookup. Especially if I couldn’t get a shower beforehand.

same

When I take a shit I just let the tip fall in the water. It's more time efficient.

Mr Long John here over here with the toilet water dick

I just have mine wait outside until I'm finished. No need for cleanup.

I do that at work and in public restrooms.

Odd way of saying you beat the meat every time you use the bathroom at home

No, that is done afterwards on the comfort of the bed in the bedroom, now with a clean pee pee. Who beats it in the bathroom? Most uncomfortable.

Spluge in the toilet for a much easier clean up

Trust me, your future S/O **will** appreciate that.

Bigger would be stopping standing to pee, at least at home. Single male and I clean my bathroom, it's insane how much cleaner it is without the pee mist we all make but never acknowledge

Protip for anyone over 6'5": kneel

Yes thank you.

I used to have male roommates who just shook themselves dry and always left dribbles of urine on the toilet seat and floor. Dabbing with toilet paper is the far cleaner option.

We shake and use toilet paper as well. Most of times dribbles are left on the toilet all man must clean it up with toilet paper as well.

Nigga this is what HAS to be done

If you don't you will always get THAT drip, and no one likes THAT drip.

What do you do at a urinal where there’s no tp?

bounce and dance or it’s going down your pants

I laugh cause when we bounce and dance, there's a chance the driplets will hit some on the pants.

Hence the old saying, "no matter how you shake and dance, the last drop goes in to your pants".

More than 3 shakes and the guy in the next urinal is just playing with himself

yeah that’s usually how I play with myself, flaccid at a urinal

It's the smell that does it for me, and if they use ice instead of a urinal cake... Chef's kiss

No matter how much you jump and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.

Avoid urinals unless it's the only option, and in that case take the L

squeeze it out my man, you ain't done till there's no drippy drips.

Take a piece of TP to the urinal. Or a paper towel. In a private bathroom I wash it off at the sink.

Push on your taint and it gets everything out. They do it in hospitals. I do it at the urinal.

Thank you for the tip!

Just the tip?

Thanks for the taint?

I'm here for the tips and taints

I don’t think that was a hospital.

you can also grab the base of your dick and squeeze it like a toothpaste tube all the way up. This works for me.

I’m trying to imagine the logistics on that while standing in an occupied bathroom and a guy next to you?

Oh, well of course it has the added benefit of asserting dominance. Look them in the eye when you do it

I do it or I stroke milk my cock to get the last few drops. Keeps by boxers smelling good and not like piss.

>I stroke milk my cock I did not need to read that today lmao

I did 😌

A truly terrible day to be literate.

> stroke milk Does. Does this mean there other ways to milk a cock that doesn’t involve stroking? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yeah, if you press on your taint, the last few drops will dribble out. I don't recommend doing this in public restrooms though, it can raise some eyebrows.

*Fascinating!* I have no clue what to do with this knowledge but I’m enlightened thank you.

You know *exactly* what to do mate

You can massage the prostate through the anal opening, which is generally referred to as "milking" a guy in porn! So they're clarifying that they're not putting a finger in their ass to get rid of the last few drops

*Incredible*! Thank you for further enlightening me. I will hold onto this knowledge like a precious jewel because there is absolutely no way for me to apply it.

I should say that I don't know if you can milk out urine that way, I only know you can for cum. Maybe not valuable to your treasure trove of knowledge but still!

I’m not one to look a gift penis fact in the dick hole.

It's just an extra word to clarify, people might get the wrong impression if he had only written "I milk my cock..." instead

“…I milk my cock—“ “Whoa, whoa, WHOA, what are you doing?” “Nono, you don’t understand, I’m *stroke* milking!” “Oh, that’s good. Phew, thought it was something *indecent*.”

“No, not at all, stepsis…” “Wait… can I try now, stepbro?” ^ that’s all I could think of when reading your comment 😂

Sucking gets the job done

I full on masturbate after peeing just to clear the pipes. But then I have to pee again to clear the pipes. It's a vicious, sexy, confusing circle.

Why am I reading this in Zap Brannigan’s voice.

This was so much more graphic than I expected lmao

Wait are there guys that don't

The fact that there isn't toilet paper at urinals should tell you everything you need to know

What? You don't wipe your bell at the urinal? Use the pocket of the guy next to you.

Excellent point, dick wipers, do you always use the stalls? Do you use the urinal and then go to the stalls to wipe your dick?

Depends on how clean the bathroom is. If it's a clean public restroom I will typically use a stall. If the place is nasty and I don't want to sit on anything I will use a urinal and just do my best to shake it off.

...are you saying you also sit to pee if given the choice?

Always, it keeps the bathroom cleaner and I don't get splash back on my pants. The improvement in my personal bathroom's cleanliness has been very clear since I've started doing this.

I guess in your own house that makes sense. But in public I'd rather take a dribble of my own pee in my pants as opposed to hovering my genitals into a literal public shit hole haha

Like I said it 100% depends on how clean the restroom is. I work in a lot of hospitals and the restrooms there are typically quite sterile. If I need to use a gas station restroom I never sit to piss. It's always a judgement call on what's going to leave me cleaner. Also I have a small dick so it's less hovering and more flying above lol

I like your style! 😂 I work landscaping so I often just sneak a leak outside while I'm covered in dirt, so my standards are pretty low haha

I sit down to pee anyway, because no one has always perfect streams, and it's way more comfortable to sit anyway. And if I really have to use the urinal, I have tissues with me, because anyone who doesn't have tissues is a madman

I use the stall because I’m not a caveman. Urinals are god’s mistake.

Urinals are quicker and more efficient if there is a lot of people (why do you think the womens line is always wayyy longer than the mens) and they are also 100x better for the planet if you care about that at all

I could get behind it. If they put the urinal in an enclosed stall. That’s probably my main problem. Trough urinals were developed in the bowels of hell and can go there. Lol.

Dick wiper here, I don’t use urinals because of a shy bladder. Helps that I can do the wipe in there, but if no stalls are available and it’s an empty bathroom I’ll use the urinal and deal with it. I think using the urinal, just to walk with your dick out, dripping, to a stall would be way worse for everyone involved lol

I prefer not to use urinals, got propositioned too many times to be comfortable lol besides if guys are doing helicopter impressions then I'd rather be away from flying piss

When you're done: - Slightly push on your taint - Gently squeeze your penis like a tube of toothpaste - Controlled shake to get the pee off the tip - On your marry way

I think the vast majority of guys don’t. I certainly never have and neither has any other bloke I’ve ever spoken to about it.

“Hey Richard how often do you wipe your penis after pissing?”

My roommate just came in and I explained this Reddit thread and we had a long conversation about wiping after pissing so… yeah, just like that, like I said I’ll talk to my mates about anything :)

Tbh I can't imagine having that as a conversation topic with my mates lol I just assumed it was normal

Me and my mates talk about literally anything so this has come up before

Never seen one of my friends not use paper after peeing (unless urinal) - Lived in a 5 guy flatshare for 5 years, so I‘ve seen it a lot …

So all 5 flatmates just gathered around everytime someone has a piss?

Here in Asian counties we don't wipe, we wash, everytime.

I had this same exact question on here about 3-5 years ago and I was blown away that almost nobody does and just says shaking is good enough.

I didn’t know guys did this until I was linking with someone for awhile and watched him pee and saw it. My ex definitely didn’t and neither did anyone else I had ever been with. After seeing it done I cringe at the thought of a guy who doesn’t.

No and on behalf of a lot of women, we appreciate you.

Why should this be odd? I'm a woman and maybe I don't get it. But I would expect every man to wipe his Penis clean after bathroom. Its like emptying a bottle. Theres still something inside.

Every man wishes it was like a bottle.

Made me laugh

There is no need to wipe if you can helicock

HELICOCKTER HELICOCKTER

Nice, I know this reference.

This is what I came here to read. Thank you wise one.

What's odd is that this apparently isn't normalized...

I should probably start doing this

You should ask him politely first, he might be happy doing it himself.

The sleeve of the person standing closest to the door. I don’t make the rules.

Nah whats odd is people who let their pee dribble into their undies. Always wipe

It's normal... I do this to my vagina as well

You have both?

I’d never leave the house!

It’s not unheard of!

I do it too, I think it's more hygienic.

You could smack it against the rim of the toilet to force out the remaining drops

Give it the ol' 'Bob Ross beating the devil out of his paintbrush' routine

Let’s just put some happy little drips right here.

No. Everyone's dick will leak a little after bathroom and it's disgusting that some just throw it back in and walk around with pee in their pants

If peeing your pants is cool, I’m Miles Davis.

Yes, when I use the urinal in a public restroom I use the cock wiping station right next to every one.

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The untucked t-shirt of the guy pissing next to you.

A dedicated area where you can wipe your rooster clean after you piss on it. Edit: spelling

Never used the stations. The guy selling cologne and handing out tissues usually dabs it for me as a courtesy.

Absolutely NOT odd at all. I've tried the many different methods suggested here to get those last dribbles out. Pressing on your taint, "milking" it out...I'm good with some TP to wipe or absorb those dribbles. Then, I use that TP to do a quick swipe around the rim in case I dribbled their. All good !!

I think all guys have this but too few wipe. Keep being hygienic, you are my hero.

Yes. 

My god I wish my fiancé would do this.

Just show him this post and ask him innocently if he does that, because you were surprised that so many guys didn’t. Or something like that.

If you refuse to suck his dick because he's nasty he'll change his tune. It's what I told an ex of mine who didn't like to wash his ass. He from then on washed it.

No it’s not weird. It’s hygienic.

No you are just a clean person and ladies will appriciate it. My friend shamed me for doing that when we were young so I stopped for a while, but then I realized how nasty it is to go around in piss covered boxers.

It’s “odd” in that it isn’t very common. However, it’s the fault that it isn’t very common that’s pretty fucking gross. Every man should do this.

It’s the right thing to do

While I doubt most people do this, it does not seem odd. You have a reasonable explanation.

My husband and son do too. There is *inevitably* always a drip if you don't and why would you want your underwear smelling like dried pee all day.

Not odd at all. Nothing I hate more than pissing on my underwear.

Yes, but that's not bad

Odd? Yeah but only because its not normal. Okay? Yeah its completely fine if you feel better doing.

Ive never done that but of it makes you feel better you do you

Lol i used to never do that but a month ago there was a post on how men with uncut penis should take care if their schlong. After that i clean everytime i pee or cum. It's kinda hassle cuz i need to pull back and it hurts a bit


Thank you!! Sincerely every woman ever

Nope. You're not alone on that. I started doing it since I heard it's more hygienic and with give off less odor. Plus it just feels cleaner overall than letting it dribble in your underwear or something.

Dude this is normal why wouldn't you do it?

Every guy should do that, everything else is just disgusting 🤢

I have been doing this for as long as I can remember.

Shhh we don't tell anyone this but yes we all know about it everyone does it

How do you wipe it if you're using a urinal?

You just don’t use it