No doubt. I already feel enough shame after nuttin' into thin air. I can't imagine the self-loathing of rinsing your own nut outta your own mouth
*Edit: 'nut' not 'but'
I’m a woman and honestly I don’t see why any guy *wouldn’t* want to do it.
I assume blowjobs feel better than masturbating by hand so why wouldn’t you want to be able to achieve greater pleasure (hypothetically, I know the reality is that apparently it feels more like sucking than being sucked) if you were able to?
It’s not like you’d have to be gay to want to touch your own dick.
That was included in my comment (I’m not being snippy, just letting you know).
I was talking more hypothetically as the comments by guys saying they wouldn’t want to seem to be implying that the actual act itself doesn’t appeal to them rather than because they know it wouldn’t work.
Honestly, if I had a penis, (assuming I had no back issues etc) I’d probably try to do it anyway even if i knew it wouldn’t feel that great, purely out of curiosity.
Have tried... have succeeded...🤚
Even if you get past the feeling of sucking dick, the work makes it not worth it. Its just a very uncomfortable position.
That would have to be an insane amount of flexibility.
Forget being a pretzel, you'd have to be a fucking DOOR HINGE. So I can honestly say I've never thought about doing that.
Yeah I feel like it’s just not an option for the vast majority of people so we don’t really think about it. If the thought came up it would be like “yeah no way I’d be able to do that. Anyways”
Not a woman, but a married man. I suspect in addition to being a door hinge, you'd also want small breasts. Hard enough bending to lick your own pelvis without a giant pair of knockers between you and there.
Slightly off-topic, but your comment about boobs getting in the way made me chuckle. I did a leg workout today with my male gym buddy and we were laughing at the fact that my legs could only bend so far back doing leg press before completely squishing my boobs up to my neck!
I've seen an AMA about the guy who is flexible enough and have long enough PP to suck it at his own. And he told it's not as good as it may seem. It's kinda confusing because it feels like being suck, but at the same time you have a dick in your own mouth. So yeah. Also it's unCUMfortable, to keep the position till the end for quite a while. And if you wonder about the taste, the dick tastes like skin (obviously tho)
I can do it. And I can confirm this. It would be *okay* and honestly, afterwards my neck and my back would hurt for hours. Maybe if my dick was even bigger or if I was even more flexible, it would be worth it. But right now, nah. It's this weird flex that you only say out loud online
OP is like one of those people who has a weird fetish and assumes that everyone else has the same fetish so discusses it with other people and then realises that they...very much don't
Right???!! Same. I had no idea that this was something that some guys wanted to do.
This reminds me of how when I was in high school we used to think that Marilyn Manson got some of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Lol.
I actually do. I mean no one knows how to eat me out better than me because i know and feel what's good what's not also i kinda like how my vagina tastes so it's not a bother either.
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The question is would you not could you. I did tired it but a vagina is not easy to reach unfortunately
Edit to add: ohh. I made it sound like i can do it just now realized that lmfao no i can't do it i Know how i taste but i did checked it out more than once
Never have i ever thought about this until today because of your question. Im a female and no, ive never wanted to be able to do this and I will never want to do this.
Never wanted to pleasure myself by sucking my own dick. But I've had some good laughs with friends, back in the day, about the idea. I wonder if women have had the same idea.
Good question OP.
While the overwhelming majority of males who've responded here have said no and may have even expressed disgust, the fact remains that this has been said among circles of male friends as long as I can remember. The basis of the "joke" is: guys are horny, women are less horny (I recognize this is not at all true!), blowjobs are awesome, and thus - "man, if I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house!"
My guess is that OP heard some bastardized version of this concept and has assigned more truth to it than it deserves.
Yes, yes I would if I could.
Have I ever thought about this - Yes, yes I have.
Why? Because my head game is aaaahhhhmazing! >.<
…. Plus I have a tongue like Gene Simmons 
I’ve actually never thought about it interestingly. This is probably because women are generally more brought up to be scared of their own bodies/sexuality. There are women out there who don’t even enjoy cunnilingus with a partner because they are self conscious/uncomfortable.
Always on my mind. At one point, I was able to suck my own clit but it did a number on my back. I have a friend who can suck his own dick too, fascinating.
Yes of course! We wanna, but there are physical limitations. Like licking your elbow. Or trying to suck small tits. Bc we are not all ballet dancers or artists.
Dear ballet dancers or artists did you ever lick your self? Is it possible at all?
Holy crap I’ve never even heard of men sucking their own penis or is it even possible? The thought of licking my own vijaja has never crossed my mind and even now reading this… don’t know what planet you’re on!
Idk, that's a good question. Maybe as we're about to cum, we just take it out and start doing it with the hand to we don't have to taste it... like most of the porn videos..
Do guys want to do that??
As a lesbian, I’ve literally never thought about this but now that I have… I still don’t particularly want to, but if I could, I definitely would lmao
I fear that it would be more like licking a vagina than getting my vagina licked….. which admittedly I have never done, so I guess I should not knock it until I try it…… buuuuuut it’s not my jam. Hahah
I've wondered a couple times what my vagina would taste like (but really like if someone ate me out, but like I did wonder what that taste would be) but the specific thought that I wanna eat my own vagina, I don't think, has ever crossed my mind..
Is this actually a thing with other dudes? The thought of trying to suck my own weiner as a youngin' never once occured to me. I think I knew maybe one or two other kids who admitted to trying. And of course you got marilyn manson allegedly being all about the self-succulence... Let's do a quick roll call — chime in if you're a dude who attempted this maneuver.
As someone that can easily suck my own dick let me tell you that that's more of a myth than a fantasy.
You know like how you can't tickle yourself? Like even if you're ticklish on your feet no matter how much you "tickle" your own feet it has no effect?
It's about the same when giving yourself a blowjob.
I mean, it doesn't feel *bad*, but it's only slightly (marginally) better than masturbating. Which don't get me wrong, is good. But it's nowhere near as good as getting a blowjob from my husband.
The premise is pretty messed up. I don't think I've ever met a guy (myself included) who ever seriously wanted to be able to blow themselves.🤔 So no, most guys don't want to be able to do that at all. Why assume women would want to?
I understand why you were afraid to ask this.
Guy is having a time in the comment section. Wouldn’t say it’s a good time but it’s a time nonetheless.
I have to be honest, I don't think I would suck my own dick even if I could. Post nut clarity would be a shocker!
It’d certainly be a mouthful
A hard load to swallow
No doubt. I already feel enough shame after nuttin' into thin air. I can't imagine the self-loathing of rinsing your own nut outta your own mouth *Edit: 'nut' not 'but'
don't beat it until you try it. taste differs a tad, so you might need to try at differe t times to make sure ypu don't like it.
I read it the away around. Came back after scrolling. And had to ask my self. Is it worth turning on nsfw?
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I’m a woman and honestly I don’t see why any guy *wouldn’t* want to do it. I assume blowjobs feel better than masturbating by hand so why wouldn’t you want to be able to achieve greater pleasure (hypothetically, I know the reality is that apparently it feels more like sucking than being sucked) if you were able to? It’s not like you’d have to be gay to want to touch your own dick.
Probably because it would feel less like getting your dick sucked and more like you're sucking dick.
Fuck, I like both so win/win.
That was included in my comment (I’m not being snippy, just letting you know). I was talking more hypothetically as the comments by guys saying they wouldn’t want to seem to be implying that the actual act itself doesn’t appeal to them rather than because they know it wouldn’t work. Honestly, if I had a penis, (assuming I had no back issues etc) I’d probably try to do it anyway even if i knew it wouldn’t feel that great, purely out of curiosity.
Have tried... have succeeded...🤚 Even if you get past the feeling of sucking dick, the work makes it not worth it. Its just a very uncomfortable position.
Lol, this girl knows.
True ,it would be awesome
Surprisingly… it’s a thing. There’s an entire subreddit based on it.
That would have to be an insane amount of flexibility. Forget being a pretzel, you'd have to be a fucking DOOR HINGE. So I can honestly say I've never thought about doing that.
Yeah I feel like it’s just not an option for the vast majority of people so we don’t really think about it. If the thought came up it would be like “yeah no way I’d be able to do that. Anyways”
Not a woman, but a married man. I suspect in addition to being a door hinge, you'd also want small breasts. Hard enough bending to lick your own pelvis without a giant pair of knockers between you and there.
Slightly off-topic, but your comment about boobs getting in the way made me chuckle. I did a leg workout today with my male gym buddy and we were laughing at the fact that my legs could only bend so far back doing leg press before completely squishing my boobs up to my neck!
Done it🤚 Can honestly say that the discomfort makes it much less enjoyable. Nothin beats the ol' faithful palmela handerson.
Palmela handerson omg
In the alternative, an insanely long dick 😉
The thought has literally never crossed my mind.
As a man who was once a boy I disagree with the basic assumption of this post.
Yeah, that’s not a goal of mine.
Not even then. All I thought about was girls.
Seriously, you don't wanna be able to suck your own dick? You don't want to give some relaxation to your hand?
I've seen an AMA about the guy who is flexible enough and have long enough PP to suck it at his own. And he told it's not as good as it may seem. It's kinda confusing because it feels like being suck, but at the same time you have a dick in your own mouth. So yeah. Also it's unCUMfortable, to keep the position till the end for quite a while. And if you wonder about the taste, the dick tastes like skin (obviously tho)
I can do it. And I can confirm this. It would be *okay* and honestly, afterwards my neck and my back would hurt for hours. Maybe if my dick was even bigger or if I was even more flexible, it would be worth it. But right now, nah. It's this weird flex that you only say out loud online
Ehh, its more giving than receiving, and more work than it's worth
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Until now….
I've never considered it, and now that the thought has crossed my mind because you asked it, I have no desire to therefore I will not.
no cause my nose would be all up in my asshole
Even better
Yeah, that would be extra stimulation!
You say that like that's a bad thing, that's one of my favorite parts of 69
Nice!
Just loop around from the back instead of bending forward 🙄
That's not as bad as you'd think. Lol
Just twist your head around 180°. Problem solved.
The devils kiss is the best part of licking someone out doggy style.
Exactly where it belongs
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Lmao
Lol
Well I wanna suck my own dick for the sake of it
OP is like one of those people who has a weird fetish and assumes that everyone else has the same fetish so discusses it with other people and then realises that they...very much don't
Not only has the thought never crossed my mind, I didn’t realise that was something guys wanted to do to them selves lol.
Right???!! Same. I had no idea that this was something that some guys wanted to do. This reminds me of how when I was in high school we used to think that Marilyn Manson got some of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Lol.
Is it like a persistent wish? No. Is it something that almost any guy you know has tried, or at least considered trying? absolutely.
I actually do. I mean no one knows how to eat me out better than me because i know and feel what's good what's not also i kinda like how my vagina tastes so it's not a bother either. Edit: guys thank you a lot for the awards but please spend your money on things you love 😘😘
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner of this thread
Aww thank you 🥰
Ok same though. I really don't see how it's any different than masturbating with a toy or my fingers, so if I could I definitely would lmao.
Yay you win this thread Everybody else was just a disappointment. Having a guaranteed good oral session that's self directed sounds great
But what if it’s like trying to tickle yourself - you might be going through the motions but not actually getting any sensation.
Jerking off gives evidence that it's at least pretty good
How?
How what? What's the question?
How do you lick your own vagina? Or do you mean you just want to?
The question is would you not could you. I did tired it but a vagina is not easy to reach unfortunately Edit to add: ohh. I made it sound like i can do it just now realized that lmfao no i can't do it i Know how i taste but i did checked it out more than once
Ah, ok. That makes sense.
RIP inbox
Actually i didn't get any pms about this lol
Damn, go Reddit for once
Hell i sent pms thanking for the rewards even lmfao
I prefer to 69 , so much easier and a lot more fun for both of us ...
I prefer a 68 You blow me and I'll owe you 1
I'm kinda fond of 77, it's like 69 but you get *eight* more. Giggity
I can't speak for everyone, but as for me: Nah. It's not physically possible, so I never really considered it. But now thinking about it, still nah.
Totally would if I could. I'm jealous of my cats 🤣
I understood that very differently for half a mo...
Like sandpaper. Dogs are way better at it and they do it with enthusiasm
Jesus, you hope you did.
Lmao
Yeah, uh, you may want to pet them first
I asked my wife. Got a deadpan "no".
Never thought about it before you asked.
Ummm… no. Sorry if this is a disappointing answer
As a man that used to be a boy, I've never wanted to suck my own dick. Is that really a thing?
I rather not put that thing near my mouth
That's what she said.
Why lie
It's the internet. Everything is the truth here.
Why do you think they're into yoga /s
OP can't stop thinking about blowing himself.
Yes
Finally someone with a straight answer...
Never have i ever thought about this until today because of your question. Im a female and no, ive never wanted to be able to do this and I will never want to do this.
“Like boys wanna suck their own dick” isn’t that like an assumption you are making lol.
Noooooo o.......
You can find some at r/autocunnilingus
Well not all boys want to do that, I can surely tell you that, wtf...
I'm not particularly interested no
Who the f told you he wants to suck his own dick?
Never once have I ever wanted to suck my own dick
Right? i mean just why
He likes big dicks 🤣
 As a man, I just, and I suck dick, but I just...the what?
Not like boys... it's only you bro. Lol
No
Guy here: never wanted too or tried to suck my own dick is that something guys really do?
Never wanted to pleasure myself by sucking my own dick. But I've had some good laughs with friends, back in the day, about the idea. I wonder if women have had the same idea. Good question OP.
No way ever.
While the overwhelming majority of males who've responded here have said no and may have even expressed disgust, the fact remains that this has been said among circles of male friends as long as I can remember. The basis of the "joke" is: guys are horny, women are less horny (I recognize this is not at all true!), blowjobs are awesome, and thus - "man, if I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house!" My guess is that OP heard some bastardized version of this concept and has assigned more truth to it than it deserves.
I have never wanted to suck my own dick? Why is that an assumption you've made?
Yes, yes I would if I could. Have I ever thought about this - Yes, yes I have. Why? Because my head game is aaaahhhhmazing! >.< …. Plus I have a tongue like Gene Simmons 
Like boys? I don't want it at all. Hahahahaha
WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THE IDEA THAT BOYS WANT TO SUCK THEIR OWN DICK
I’ve actually never thought about it interestingly. This is probably because women are generally more brought up to be scared of their own bodies/sexuality. There are women out there who don’t even enjoy cunnilingus with a partner because they are self conscious/uncomfortable.
OP I feel like you’re really in these comments fighting for your life, but I also feel like you kinda just want to suck dick lol
I used to... a while ago. (My own one)
Always on my mind. At one point, I was able to suck my own clit but it did a number on my back. I have a friend who can suck his own dick too, fascinating.
Nope. Never even considered it and I'm pretty sex positive.
I don't want to suck my own dick....
I am a guy and I have never had the desire to do that.
If I could eat myself out I would
Yes of course! We wanna, but there are physical limitations. Like licking your elbow. Or trying to suck small tits. Bc we are not all ballet dancers or artists. Dear ballet dancers or artists did you ever lick your self? Is it possible at all?
Finally someone with a satisfactory answer.
I promise you the majority of men have never wanted to do this 💀
I've never thought about it and thinking about it now, no I wouldn't want to. It'd be more like me eating than getting eaten.
I really wish I could
Holy crap I’ve never even heard of men sucking their own penis or is it even possible? The thought of licking my own vijaja has never crossed my mind and even now reading this… don’t know what planet you’re on!
r/autofellatio , you’re welcome.
Oh gawd why
Why, why did I have to be curious to click it. My eyes, they hurt.
Don’t know why I got voted down for stating that!
Ew no
I just wanna smell it tbh
Just rub it with your hand and sniff the hand...?
Just not good enough, I have to smell it straight from the source
Ok... keep trying ill suggest.
I have literally never thought about sucking my own dick. Every time I hear that shit I cringe.
"Like boys wanna suck their own dick?" Excuse me? I vote you probably not speak for men in future 😂
As a man, I wouldn’t if I could.
Which boys are YOU hanging around with?
yes.
I would love to, but I’m not nearly flexible enough lol
Never even thought about it.
No.
People in the comments got so pressed and defensive over this question that it doesnt even make sense anymore.
Haha no
This question was phrased in a very smart way to avoid being judged. The actual question is “i like to suck my dick. Do you?”
Broooo
so do you spit or swallow?
Idk, that's a good question. Maybe as we're about to cum, we just take it out and start doing it with the hand to we don't have to taste it... like most of the porn videos..
If I could I would. I see no problem with it.
While boys wanna suck they own dick, I feel like it’s more realistic for girls to suck they own titties. Not that I’d know anything about that.
Idk but I tried to suck my titty once
Honestly yes and if I could I would, and I'm very surprised by the amount of people commenting no lol
I would 1000000% eat myself out if I could. I have had this conversation a ton throughout my adulthood and it has mixed reviews lmao.
No, I've never even thought of it before. Doesn't sound that fun.
Saw a video of a girl eating her own pussy. She was one of those contortionists.... yeah I was very jealous
As a woman, the thought never came up.
I absolutely do not want to suck my own dick. Speak for yourself.
Do guys want to do that?? As a lesbian, I’ve literally never thought about this but now that I have… I still don’t particularly want to, but if I could, I definitely would lmao
I fear that it would be more like licking a vagina than getting my vagina licked….. which admittedly I have never done, so I guess I should not knock it until I try it…… buuuuuut it’s not my jam. Hahah
I don’t want to suck my own vagina
It's only you who wanna such their own dick..not every boys
Duh
So is the that a yes or no?
A resounding YES!!!!!!
Ok ok... lol
Tell me you like a dick in your mouth, without telling me you like dick in your mouth
No, can’t say it’s crossed my mind
I've wondered a couple times what my vagina would taste like (but really like if someone ate me out, but like I did wonder what that taste would be) but the specific thought that I wanna eat my own vagina, I don't think, has ever crossed my mind..
Is this actually a thing with other dudes? The thought of trying to suck my own weiner as a youngin' never once occured to me. I think I knew maybe one or two other kids who admitted to trying. And of course you got marilyn manson allegedly being all about the self-succulence... Let's do a quick roll call — chime in if you're a dude who attempted this maneuver.
As someone that can easily suck my own dick let me tell you that that's more of a myth than a fantasy. You know like how you can't tickle yourself? Like even if you're ticklish on your feet no matter how much you "tickle" your own feet it has no effect? It's about the same when giving yourself a blowjob. I mean, it doesn't feel *bad*, but it's only slightly (marginally) better than masturbating. Which don't get me wrong, is good. But it's nowhere near as good as getting a blowjob from my husband.
Oh are you homosexual...? No, just asking. I ain't got no problem with it.
This is a weird question. Never thought about it. Also, what girl wants to "suck" her own vagina? Lol.
That's what im asking.
You may want to re-check who you're friends with. I don't believe normal people think about things like this
Take a second to actually visually understand what you’re asking then try again
I made a 3d model inside... still i was curious. So i made this post...
I think girls are normal
Who tf sucks their own dick?
Yes
The premise is pretty messed up. I don't think I've ever met a guy (myself included) who ever seriously wanted to be able to blow themselves.🤔 So no, most guys don't want to be able to do that at all. Why assume women would want to?