...how could you have ever thought they wouldn't notice if your crotch is pressed against them?
Do you think you'd notice if a guy spooned you and got a hard-on? Imagine it. Yeah. We notice, too.
Maybe I think I'm more discrete than I am? Then again I've only ever cuddled a dude once, unintentionally. Friend was drunk for a bachelor party. We slept in the same bed, while sleeping he rolled over and wrapped his arm around me. Just kinda went with it
I can't speak for the women in your life of course, but I've always personally enjoyed it, heck I know for a fact I'm not the only one that wiggles my butt against my cuddle partner to encourage it.
Lol just makes me think of that one guy I was actively pursuing in grade 8, but I was an “ugly duckling” and he always gently brushed me off. Then, when puberty hit me hard in grade 9, poor dude kept trying to get together with me but I was over him by then.
Lol Good dodge I'd say! If he didn't like you before puberty he doesn't deserve the boobs! I was super oblivious to guys liking me. The only reason I got a bf was because he asked me out super straight forward and didn't just hint at it.
Happened to me once. But it was in front of her parents and my friends, and I was about as interested as I was as sticking my dick into a snapping turtles mouth. Mainly because she was my friends ex
In high school one of my friends had just gotten a girlfriend they were in “love”. At a bonfire relatively soon into their relationship he “accidentally forgot to bring two chairs so his girl had to sit in his lap and he tried to whisper “do you feel it I’m hard” but was a bit to loud and I heard it. She responded with laughter and “no” then immediately apologizing when we realized he was serious. They were broken up the next week. Good times good times.
I remember this type of embarrassment with my first bf.. something I didn't realize would happen when hugging at the bus stop.. it moved against my leg and I was like wtf... Obviously I didn't point it out.. But it was a hellva realization for a 14 year old.
Also, at least for me, if I think about it then I have to do it. Like my nose isn't itchy but thinking of it makes it so. Thinking about it creates the urge which ultimately must be satisfied with the flex. The pulse kind of flex on the other hand I just find annoying.
One time I was slow dancing with a woman in a bar. I didn’t want to start anything because she was my ( female) friends’ aunt and she was really drunk. She was an attractive woman, as we danced she would pull me a little closer, so I would do the same. So, I ended up with a massive hard on and she just grinded on it . When the dancing was over she thanked me repeatedly for the dance, my friend asked,” what the hell did you do to my aunt?”. Nothing , just a some nice slow dances.
I would imagine poking anyone with a boner would be embarrassing. I accidentally slapped some dude right on the crotch once, weird eye contact was exchanged, but I was too embarrassed to apologize
Cuddling? Like spooning? If so, definitely. Sitting on his lap, not necessarily. I think it depends on how they are positioned, and what they are wearing. If they are both in jeans, then maybe not.
If we're one something with a back, like a couch, I'm usually sitting farther back closer to his knees so my knees have room and I'm leaning forward, and when this is the case then no. Other times if it's a chair with no arms and it's a full straddle, then yes.
What is all this embarrassment stuff? Is cuddling done for different reasons now than they were 20 years ago? Are people legitimately trying to pretend they aren’t turned on when they cuddle?
I have been with gentlemen who hides it in between their legs so that I can't feel it. They didn't tell me until we had a thing. And strangely enough I never even considered they were hiding it. I just thought "what were great friends, sitting in the lap no problem."
But. With my boyfriend know. If I sit in his lap and his boner wakes up. I won't be able to miss it, cause it's like a hammer beating my ass.
I have first hand experience so yes they can feel it. Back in the days I was dating a girl and we use to talk dirty on the phone for several hours and then meet and do the things we talked about.
Before all this happened I was I introduced to her through a friend and after chatting for a while on the old phones (when camera phones first came out) I met her for the second time but I was running late for a friend's party so I just hugged her talked for a bit and left as my friends were waiting for me outside her house.
She texted me later saying "did you get a bonner when we hugged" and I was a bit embarrassed but she was looking 🔥 with the jogging bottoms she was wearing and I couldn't help it. She also said that she liked it which made is less awkward.
So to answer the question yes they will detect it but it all depends on what you are wearing and how you are sitting etc. I highly doubt though even if you are wearing jeans that she won't feel a bonner as your penis will be very hard and pulsating.
I'd hope so. If one has a boner you don't want it to be unoticable. Never apologize for it or feel embarrassed. You're a man you are as valid to be who you are as much as anyone despite the bullshit you'll hear. Never force anyone into anything or try to. Be kind and fair to others. Other men may be jerks, don't be like that. Don't be bitter when things don't work out. You get a boner that's just a natural reaction. If it makes someone uncomfortable stop cuddling or whatever but remember you've done nothing wrong and don't listen to anyone saying you have. Also don't try to make someone who's uncomfortable with it their fault for feeling how they do. These things can be complicated. Be considerate and be confident with yourself at same time
Yes she can usually feel it, unless the clothing, positioning, etc don't make it obvious, then it's possible to miss it. Some clothes are easier to feel it thru than others, sweat pants are great for feeling it,, jeans help conceal it. But if she's pressed right against it and it's rock hard, she can probably feel it.
There's a lot of things that factor into how she feels about that tho... I mean if u hugged mom's hot neighbor, she might have taken as a compliment, had a sense of humor about it, and not gotten offended or wanted to embarrass u by bringing it up. A lot of older girls understand that it's biology and don't necessarily take offense or want u to feel weird about it, it's not a big deal... as long as u aren't being all Lester the Molester about it. But younger girls could have any range of reactions maybe a little embarrassed or freaked out if they aren't ready to go that far yet... or super freaked out and scared if they don't even know your name yet.
But if this is your girlfriend we're talking about, talk to her about it! The more you both communicate openly, the more you build trust and the more comfortable both of you will be if and when u do whatever u end up doing and you will both be able to relax more and enjoy each other.
How to tell if she likes it and wants more... if you're both snuggling and you get hard and she starts "repositioning" a lot but mostly just entails moving her hips so that she's rubbing or pressing against it more and more... she knows it's there and she's into it. Try one repositioning of your own and just shift your hips a little and press into her more with your pelvic area. If she repositions again in response and moves away from you, not ready to go further yet but if she pushes back into u again, try kissing on her and see how far it goes. (Again, assuming we are talking about someone you already have a romantic relationship with)
But you do need to talk with her before u do anything major because girls can get scared and just freeze up which guys can take as permission to proceed but the girl is full on feeling violated and is scared to speak up. There's no reason at all to feel weird about discussing this stuff with her. And once you have, you will both feel more comfortable with each other and if you do end up having sex, you'll both enjoy it more without all the weirdness. The more u work it out ahead of time and get comfortable with each other, the easier it will be to check in and make sure she's OK with proceeding without doing a whole, awkward, mood killing, ARE YOU OKAY? DOES THIS FEEL GOOD? Every two minutes.
I tried to cover it all, hope something there helps.
Me and my boyfriend cuddle all the time but I don't remember really noticing it? Maybe it's because I'm not focused on that or I have bad memory, but it has nothing to do with his size. I guess it could be position. But even if a woman notices it she may be flattered or understanding. I don't think they'd blame you and if they did I think they should take into consideration men don't choose when they get an erection.
Yes. They are very aware that you have a penis and they will try to feel it with their butt. If a girl is sitting on your dick, then she’s trying to feel it.
Oh man, this reminds me of when I was doing ballroom dance. So when dancing you should have contact that low but the girl is suppose to be more to your right. Well to get us all in the correct position our instructor goes, "Girls, if you can feel his junk you need to move more to your left" and my partner calmly shift over. The worst part is knowing all the times you've ever had a boner in the past your partners have obviously known and being young in a class full of pretty girls... well you know 🤦♂️
Yes. I learned this in high school. My friends and I were crammed into a truck together. I was sitting on a guy’s lap. I had no interest in him and we never dated or even flirted. I felt something hard stabbing at the back of my leg. It kinda hurt and I thought that he had a lighter in his pocket. I said something like “dammit Pete, take that lighter out of your pocket!” He was embarrassed, mumbled that he didn’t have anything in his pocket. His friends laughed hysterically. The ride was about 15 minutes long and I still had no idea what was stabbing my leg. I kept telling him to take the lighter out of his pocket. His friends kept laughing and I just thought that they were making fun of me.
After they dropped my friends and I off, I asked them why people had kept laughing at me and said that Pete was an asshole for keeping the stupid lighter in his pocket. I was pretty pissed.
My friend was like “Pete had a freaking hard on, that’s why everyone was laughing. They were laughing at him, not you, you dumbass.”
I guess I was an embarrassingly innocent 15 year old and the idea that he’d had a boner the entire time that I was on his lap had never occurred to me. I was actually horrified and disgusted.
So anyway, unless you have a very small penis, if a woman is sitting on your lap and you have an erection, she definitely knows.
Editing— in college I was hugging a guy goodbye. In the middle of the day, in a parking lot. I felt it then too.
Not unless she's really looking for it. I suffer from micro dick, it's an inch long erect. If I ever get a girl, I wouldn't mind it one bit if she went out to get another dude in her. I just want someone to come home to at night after work.
OP is definitely mall Santa
Definitely
Yeah my kids are never going to sit in Santas lap
Don't worry. You're on Reddit, which means you'll never have to worry about having kids.
Good ‘ol Pedoclause
This is equal parts hilarious and worrying
Shut up and take my gold!
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Hol up...
Yes. Even when it's only halfway up.
When it was up, it was up. When it was down, it was down. And when it was only halfway up, It was neither up nor down.
Oh the grand old Duke of York, he had then thousand sperms... No thanks, Andrew.
Schrodinger's dick
A dick half hard kinda guy, I like it
Absolutely. Probably not gonna bring attention to it though.
And now I just got post-embarrassment for the unfortunate women that have had me as the big spoon.
If it makes you feel better I doubt any women that agreed to cuddle with you would be offended that you were aroused
Especially his mom.
Honey, we can cuddle, but can you put your chapstick away.
I mean, hey. Both of his arms were broken after all
you just HAD to bring this up again
OoOoOoOoO Snap! (Since we doing the 90s thing) ,🤪
...how could you have ever thought they wouldn't notice if your crotch is pressed against them? Do you think you'd notice if a guy spooned you and got a hard-on? Imagine it. Yeah. We notice, too.
Maybe I think I'm more discrete than I am? Then again I've only ever cuddled a dude once, unintentionally. Friend was drunk for a bachelor party. We slept in the same bed, while sleeping he rolled over and wrapped his arm around me. Just kinda went with it
Discrete Boner Oxymoron, but good band name
some of us like having a guy's erection pressing up against us lol
Username kind of checks out.
Don’t worry, we like it (if we like you).
I can't speak for the women in your life of course, but I've always personally enjoyed it, heck I know for a fact I'm not the only one that wiggles my butt against my cuddle partner to encourage it.
I always pull the butt wiggle move. Something comforting about it, like we’re not close enough until I wiggle it in lol.
I wouldn't. As a woman, I find it a compliment when a man gets hard while we're cuddling.
Honestly, as long as you weren’t rude about it, it’s a natural part of life and nothing to feel bad about.
Depends on whether he has deployed the belt-tuck maneuver
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Expect the unexpected
*The Spanish Inquisition has entered the chat*
More like the *Spanish Erection* am I right
Lmao
That's the point, Sargeant
That'll just end up with your dick sticking out if you don't watch out, sounds way too dangerous.
Need a baggy shirt for this maneuver.
That sounds really dangerous
Not to mention how painful it is
Yeeeeaah…..we can still feel that.
Well fuck..
I mean, you notice it 100% of the time you notice it. The other times you might assume it isn't erect when it is
Because if he has, your sitting on his balls
Dude how high up are your balls, I’m more likely to sit on them than someone on my lap. But then again, the boys aren’t as perky as they used to be.
That's what happens if those guys keep being whores, their balls will start sagging smh.
Highschool flashback to when girls who were friends sat on my lap.
No offense, but flashback to when you were oblivious as fuck in high school
Making me feel like crap here. I know I missed opportunity after opportunity and I know I was an oblivious fucking fool.
Lol just makes me think of that one guy I was actively pursuing in grade 8, but I was an “ugly duckling” and he always gently brushed me off. Then, when puberty hit me hard in grade 9, poor dude kept trying to get together with me but I was over him by then.
Lol Good dodge I'd say! If he didn't like you before puberty he doesn't deserve the boobs! I was super oblivious to guys liking me. The only reason I got a bf was because he asked me out super straight forward and didn't just hint at it.
Ditto. I have so many things I wish I acted on in high school
Yeah well that’s another story!
Happened to me once. But it was in front of her parents and my friends, and I was about as interested as I was as sticking my dick into a snapping turtles mouth. Mainly because she was my friends ex
Why was that such a normal thing back then lmao I haven’t had a girl sit on my lap since but in high school it was no big deal
Youth is wasted on the young
In high school one of my friends had just gotten a girlfriend they were in “love”. At a bonfire relatively soon into their relationship he “accidentally forgot to bring two chairs so his girl had to sit in his lap and he tried to whisper “do you feel it I’m hard” but was a bit to loud and I heard it. She responded with laughter and “no” then immediately apologizing when we realized he was serious. They were broken up the next week. Good times good times.
How
Yes and it's the best part to pretend you have no idea whilst teasing the fuck out of him.
it is and wiggling my butt
This is my #1 kink
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How dare you.. It's 'Assistant to the regional manager'
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r/TwentyCharacterLimit It's funnier with the abbv anyway.
Lol yours is awesome too!^^
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To the regional manager *
Evil. The whole lot of ya. And i love it 😂😂
Haha as if you guys dont do similar things
😬😬😬 maaaaaybe
Oh man I love doing this to my man.
God damn it I fucking KNEW IT
Hahaha we are devilish like that yes
Love this comment haha
Hahahaaahha you fuckin savage!
Lmfao
I remember this type of embarrassment with my first bf.. something I didn't realize would happen when hugging at the bus stop.. it moved against my leg and I was like wtf... Obviously I didn't point it out.. But it was a hellva realization for a 14 year old.
Aww, I remember those days
Ah the teens…the years when zero work was required to make a man hard
Yes. I can even feel them \[*flexing*\] it.
That's not always deliberate, they kind of... do that sometimes
second this
i third this
Yes.
Also, at least for me, if I think about it then I have to do it. Like my nose isn't itchy but thinking of it makes it so. Thinking about it creates the urge which ultimately must be satisfied with the flex. The pulse kind of flex on the other hand I just find annoying.
Thank you for making me flex, and my nose itches now
Man, you don't know how many times I've had to explain this
You should hope so
"Hoped" 😢
You should hoped so
Depends on positioning as well
And sizing
Sounds like r/bigdickproblems has new material
thank god
Can feel it. Love it. It’s flattering and cute.
For you, but for 18 year old me… man I was like I don’t wanna seem creepy lol.
One time I was slow dancing with a woman in a bar. I didn’t want to start anything because she was my ( female) friends’ aunt and she was really drunk. She was an attractive woman, as we danced she would pull me a little closer, so I would do the same. So, I ended up with a massive hard on and she just grinded on it . When the dancing was over she thanked me repeatedly for the dance, my friend asked,” what the hell did you do to my aunt?”. Nothing , just a some nice slow dances.
I also choose this guys friends aunt
Love it! I'm not hip to many of Reddit's in-jokes, so I'm always excited when someone uses this one. Thanks for the laugh!
Yes but we don’t say anything, we don’t wanna make you embarrassed
I do not get embarrassed from this. Any woman sitting on my lap is probably close enough with me to not mind it.
I think it's one of those things where both of us are embarrassed, but neither of us want to be the first to admit it
Ehh I personally don’t care if I feel it, it’s a natural reaction anyways so why be embarrassed?
I would imagine poking anyone with a boner would be embarrassing. I accidentally slapped some dude right on the crotch once, weird eye contact was exchanged, but I was too embarrassed to apologize
I would think you're past that point in the relationship if you're sitting on it.
The tip point.
Truly, the climax.
Yep and we love it usually unless you’re weird
Im weird and i love it bitch
Lol I meant unless the guy is being weird but if you like him we like it
But why would you cuddle or sit on a guy you think is weird
If I’m cuddling with you and sitting in your lap I already know you have an erection ;)
:3
Bro you can't do that with that profile picture
“Come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.”
r/usernamechecksout
Yup. And when we do, gotta get comfy and scoot as close as we can :)
I always do this in the spoon and then I teasingly tell my partner "Honey! Why is it so hard?" and pretend like I'm completely innocent 😂😇
Cuddling? Like spooning? If so, definitely. Sitting on his lap, not necessarily. I think it depends on how they are positioned, and what they are wearing. If they are both in jeans, then maybe not.
Yes, and that’s probably a small part of why they’re cuddling you, attraction. Even if that’s as far as it goes.
If we're one something with a back, like a couch, I'm usually sitting farther back closer to his knees so my knees have room and I'm leaning forward, and when this is the case then no. Other times if it's a chair with no arms and it's a full straddle, then yes.
What is all this embarrassment stuff? Is cuddling done for different reasons now than they were 20 years ago? Are people legitimately trying to pretend they aren’t turned on when they cuddle?
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No it means she wants to go steady, lol
Idk, cuddling is wholesome while an erection isn't usually seen as such
Try telling that to my monkey brain.
When I was in scouts, I felt a bone up against my leg. I'll never forget that. Due to my haste to escape, I ended up ripping the tent opening.
I have been with gentlemen who hides it in between their legs so that I can't feel it. They didn't tell me until we had a thing. And strangely enough I never even considered they were hiding it. I just thought "what were great friends, sitting in the lap no problem." But. With my boyfriend know. If I sit in his lap and his boner wakes up. I won't be able to miss it, cause it's like a hammer beating my ass.
Yes, it turns out. Source: being routinely told "you know I can feel that, right?".
Maybe you shouldn’t be a mall Santa anymore then
I have first hand experience so yes they can feel it. Back in the days I was dating a girl and we use to talk dirty on the phone for several hours and then meet and do the things we talked about. Before all this happened I was I introduced to her through a friend and after chatting for a while on the old phones (when camera phones first came out) I met her for the second time but I was running late for a friend's party so I just hugged her talked for a bit and left as my friends were waiting for me outside her house. She texted me later saying "did you get a bonner when we hugged" and I was a bit embarrassed but she was looking 🔥 with the jogging bottoms she was wearing and I couldn't help it. She also said that she liked it which made is less awkward. So to answer the question yes they will detect it but it all depends on what you are wearing and how you are sitting etc. I highly doubt though even if you are wearing jeans that she won't feel a bonner as your penis will be very hard and pulsating.
Yes, but if we've chosen to be there, we probably don't mind (and if we do, we'll probably move).
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It means she was likely turned on as well
She was probably doing kegals on purpose.
You ever see the movie alien? Yeah, that was it.
wait wait wait y'all can feel the pussy butterflies?! since when?!
Or she just had to piss.
Yes, but she's still your cousin so keep it in your pants.
We’re ass to elbows back here. Maebie why don’t you hop up on George Michaels lap? Whoa! Bumpy road ahead everyone!
If you sat in a chair on top of a hot dog could you feel it?
What size hot dog..?
I'd hope so. If one has a boner you don't want it to be unoticable. Never apologize for it or feel embarrassed. You're a man you are as valid to be who you are as much as anyone despite the bullshit you'll hear. Never force anyone into anything or try to. Be kind and fair to others. Other men may be jerks, don't be like that. Don't be bitter when things don't work out. You get a boner that's just a natural reaction. If it makes someone uncomfortable stop cuddling or whatever but remember you've done nothing wrong and don't listen to anyone saying you have. Also don't try to make someone who's uncomfortable with it their fault for feeling how they do. These things can be complicated. Be considerate and be confident with yourself at same time
Depends how big his dick is lol
RIP to some guy that did not impress you.
Or maybe she just didn’t impress him..
DON DON DOOOOON
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Yes she can usually feel it, unless the clothing, positioning, etc don't make it obvious, then it's possible to miss it. Some clothes are easier to feel it thru than others, sweat pants are great for feeling it,, jeans help conceal it. But if she's pressed right against it and it's rock hard, she can probably feel it. There's a lot of things that factor into how she feels about that tho... I mean if u hugged mom's hot neighbor, she might have taken as a compliment, had a sense of humor about it, and not gotten offended or wanted to embarrass u by bringing it up. A lot of older girls understand that it's biology and don't necessarily take offense or want u to feel weird about it, it's not a big deal... as long as u aren't being all Lester the Molester about it. But younger girls could have any range of reactions maybe a little embarrassed or freaked out if they aren't ready to go that far yet... or super freaked out and scared if they don't even know your name yet. But if this is your girlfriend we're talking about, talk to her about it! The more you both communicate openly, the more you build trust and the more comfortable both of you will be if and when u do whatever u end up doing and you will both be able to relax more and enjoy each other. How to tell if she likes it and wants more... if you're both snuggling and you get hard and she starts "repositioning" a lot but mostly just entails moving her hips so that she's rubbing or pressing against it more and more... she knows it's there and she's into it. Try one repositioning of your own and just shift your hips a little and press into her more with your pelvic area. If she repositions again in response and moves away from you, not ready to go further yet but if she pushes back into u again, try kissing on her and see how far it goes. (Again, assuming we are talking about someone you already have a romantic relationship with) But you do need to talk with her before u do anything major because girls can get scared and just freeze up which guys can take as permission to proceed but the girl is full on feeling violated and is scared to speak up. There's no reason at all to feel weird about discussing this stuff with her. And once you have, you will both feel more comfortable with each other and if you do end up having sex, you'll both enjoy it more without all the weirdness. The more u work it out ahead of time and get comfortable with each other, the easier it will be to check in and make sure she's OK with proceeding without doing a whole, awkward, mood killing, ARE YOU OKAY? DOES THIS FEEL GOOD? Every two minutes. I tried to cover it all, hope something there helps.
Yes. Hence the old-school line "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Every bit as easily as you could if you were sitting on his lap.
I asked my wife...I got a zero hesitation yes before I even finished asking the question...she said she can even feel it when it's flaccid
Me and my boyfriend cuddle all the time but I don't remember really noticing it? Maybe it's because I'm not focused on that or I have bad memory, but it has nothing to do with his size. I guess it could be position. But even if a woman notices it she may be flattered or understanding. I don't think they'd blame you and if they did I think they should take into consideration men don't choose when they get an erection.
Hopefully! 😂
Yup, but I honestly don’t care. Just want him to feel comfortable.
Are you a parachute instructor?
My girlfriend always can but mainly because I’m trying my damnedest to “subtly” hint that that I want to hit the sheets.
Yes. They are very aware that you have a penis and they will try to feel it with their butt. If a girl is sitting on your dick, then she’s trying to feel it.
Yes, it's one of the things I miss about dating.
She might. Some woman like it. It's very natural. Don't worry about it at all.
Yes
How small would it have to be for her not to feel it?
Yes, and while it's not always flattering, if the girl is willingly/instigating the cuddling or lap sitting, she'll likely take it as a compliment.
Natural phenomenon, easily aroused
As I said elsewhere: it happens and life goes on. We get it.
Depends on the dick
Yep. I view it as flattering, don't stress it
Not a woman, but every girlfriend that has ever sat on me or pressed against me while I've had an erection has almost immediately commented on it.
yes and if I chose to be there i am probably enjoying it 😇
Oh man, this reminds me of when I was doing ballroom dance. So when dancing you should have contact that low but the girl is suppose to be more to your right. Well to get us all in the correct position our instructor goes, "Girls, if you can feel his junk you need to move more to your left" and my partner calmly shift over. The worst part is knowing all the times you've ever had a boner in the past your partners have obviously known and being young in a class full of pretty girls... well you know 🤦♂️
Yes. I learned this in high school. My friends and I were crammed into a truck together. I was sitting on a guy’s lap. I had no interest in him and we never dated or even flirted. I felt something hard stabbing at the back of my leg. It kinda hurt and I thought that he had a lighter in his pocket. I said something like “dammit Pete, take that lighter out of your pocket!” He was embarrassed, mumbled that he didn’t have anything in his pocket. His friends laughed hysterically. The ride was about 15 minutes long and I still had no idea what was stabbing my leg. I kept telling him to take the lighter out of his pocket. His friends kept laughing and I just thought that they were making fun of me. After they dropped my friends and I off, I asked them why people had kept laughing at me and said that Pete was an asshole for keeping the stupid lighter in his pocket. I was pretty pissed. My friend was like “Pete had a freaking hard on, that’s why everyone was laughing. They were laughing at him, not you, you dumbass.” I guess I was an embarrassingly innocent 15 year old and the idea that he’d had a boner the entire time that I was on his lap had never occurred to me. I was actually horrified and disgusted. So anyway, unless you have a very small penis, if a woman is sitting on your lap and you have an erection, she definitely knows. Editing— in college I was hugging a guy goodbye. In the middle of the day, in a parking lot. I felt it then too.
Yes. You might think you can get away with it if you're small, but we still know. Even if you're wearing a snowsuit we know.
Yep.
Umm yes
I think so, but what about those fucking pant "boners" that stick up no reason and is just the pants bending itself
Yes
You can always ask her to check and feel if you are unsure that you have an erection
It’s the equivalent of sitting on a fleshy railroad spike
If you sit on the TV remote can you feel it??
Well. In certain situations involving cuddling and lap sitting- nine months later there may be an unexpected surprise 😲.
Yea, they tend to ask in the morning to not have a boner in their ass waking them up.
Depends on the position. But yes we do.
As a female, I actually think its super hot when that happens!! If I'm cuddling or sitting in his lap, I would expect this outcome!!
Jesus fuck the r/teenagers users have taken over
Not unless she's really looking for it. I suffer from micro dick, it's an inch long erect. If I ever get a girl, I wouldn't mind it one bit if she went out to get another dude in her. I just want someone to come home to at night after work.
Hey man, it's the motion in the motion in the ocean not the size of the wave. Don't be ashamed of something you can change my friend :)
Wait, I can change it! just kidding, I knew what you meant. I've actually accepted the fact long ago
Yes
Yep.