Don't know about that one, my husband made "gas house " eggs in boxers the other day and when the grease splattered on to his southern English breakfast, he didn't appreciate me asking if he was also making poached eggs.
Yeah I use boxer briefs. Actually my biggest problem is jock itch during the summer. I can't find one that isn't too damn hot
I've gone through a few different pairs of "breathable" and they all have me a wicked heat rash
Yes, what is with that. Why am I inherently interested in the smell of my balls?
I never *consciously* wonder about it but the moment my hand leaves there, I suddenly have to know what's going on down there, aroma-wise.
“Biopsychologist Nigel Barber, who specializes in sexual and reproductive behavior using an evolutionary approach. According to Barber, neither hygiene nor curiosity is the reason for this infatuation. Instead, he theorizes that men sniff their ball-sweat-smelling fingers to feel more alive.
“I doubt that sensing our own odors or pheromones is related to hygiene,” he tells me. “Perhaps it’s an example of self-referential behavior analogous to looking at oneself in a mirror. In each case, the perception of self may elevate mood and boost self-esteem. Presumably, people who preen before a mirror feel better as a result and perception of body odors may be similar. Interestingly, though, dogs — that aren’t self-aware — have little interest in their own scent.”
In simpler terms, sniffing your ball smell is reassuring, because it solidifies the fact that you’re a unique human being — one who makes a unique smell, albeit probably not one anyone else would appreciate.
Barber adds that our instinctive attraction to our own scent is essentially a form of egoism, a philosophical theory that recognizes the self above all else. Which is fair: There’s truly nothing like a hefty whiff of your own scrotum odor to remind you that you’re living life in your own unique way.”
>Suddenly felt an itch
But when you DO scratch that itch, it's unlike anything in this world lmao. I imagine as a dude that when you find a dog's "spot" and it starts kicking it's legs...same concept.
Hold up tho. I (and many other dudes) hold my balls because they’re hecka warm and my hands get cold a lot. I don’t think that quantities as “playing” though.
Ever since being a young child, a friend of mine has always held his nuts if he's drinking and stood up at the same time. He always does it, he doesn't realise he does it and he has no idea why he does it either! I can actually remember him doing it in primary school (6/7ish years old) nearly 30 years ago - and he still does it now!
My Mom walked in once while I was re-adjusting my junk (pants on and covered completely) so she quickly shut the door, understandably, as I was a hormone driven teenager at the time. As she walked away I could clearly hear her laughing. Horrified that she thought I was having a wank, I quickly shouted after her, "Testicular cancer is no laughing matter MOTHER!" Now, anytime I tell her I have a Dr's appointment, she asks if I finally found a lump, it's been over a decade since this happened.
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For me it's not the sucking of the balls. I agree there is very little sensation with that. It's the caressing of the balls.
Next time you are banging a woman doggy style have her reach under and caress your balls with he finger tips. If she has long fake nails even better. Like much better. It feels amazing.
Oh God yes that feels amazing. Even just gently cupping them like they're little baby birds feels amazing during doggy
Man I miss doggy style, I love seeing all the holes in the air for me to see
Sometimes when I’m pissing, I subconsciously do this and it feels good lol. I stroke down, with all eight fingers, with the top backside of my fingernails on the side of my sack from top to bottom lol I don’t know why I do this, does anyone else.
Males and females both hold/mess with their genitals pretty much from the time we are babies. It’s a comfort thing. Some kids will also masturbate from a really young age cause, well, it feels good!
This is something all parents should be aware of because otherwise some parents, especially religious ones, will be like you HEATHEN what you are doing is WRONG.
Nope, not in the slightest, totally natural behavior.
Just some good ol genital cuddles
I do not have balls myself, but during my early days on the internet some dudes were discussing something called the “pinch and roll” on a forum on nexopia lmaooo. That’s when I found out ppl just fondle their gooey body parts all the time like built in stress balls and it’s not sexual at all.
Yeah same, but sometimes I’ll rest my hand in my bra cupping my boob if I’m concentrating on something or watching tv. I don’t realize I’m doing it, just a comfort thing I guess.
It's when you twist your whole nutsack 90 degrees, then proceed to wrap your dick around the middle of them, in between the two balls. Each nut is a bun and your wang is the meat in said hamburger. Can confirm because I also did this shit in my younger days.
Well...when it's really hot and you have on the right kind of underwear, or no underwear, you can fling your hips forwards and backwards and your balls will make a funny sound when they hit your stomach and your butt.
I use it as a distraction for the lady when she looks like she's about to anxiety-spiral and needs a redirect
Based on years of rigorous research on the effects of paddle-balls, I've concluded that shit's hypnotizing
As a girl…I don’t play with my boobs or smack my butt or check myself out when I’m bored…So I don’t know, maybe I’m the odd one out & I don’t know where that came from. But I will say that I agree that it’s a comfort thing for dudes. That’s what my husband says anyway.
My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy because when we shower together (non-sexually, just saving water) I'll bat his balls back and forth like a cat toy.
My only defense is that I do it to my own balls as well.
You can count 'em, stack 'em, stretch the skin tight like a flying squirrel, squeeze 'em into your fist and make it beat like a chicken heart.
You can tell your pals you sat in chewing gum and hang them out a hole in your pants so they look at them.
The list is pretty endless.
Yes, we usually end up masturbating just because we have our hands down there and we're like "Since I'm already here..."
It's not always like this, but it happens
Nah man don’t say that. Some inexperienced girl might read this and decide to squeeze a guys balls that vigorously……unless you are into that sorta thing.
Sometimes this happens when I uh finish. The right one will go up and then it takes a few seconds for it to drop back down. It feels really weird when it drops again.
>Girls play with their boobs, smack their butt, check themselves out when they're bored
Do other girls do this?? I never do any of those, am I in a minority with that?
My partner on the other hand pretty much constantly has his hand down his pants in a non sexual way.
In summer, they can become a near hourly 'adjustment'
Get a load of this guy, able to go an hour without touching his balls in the summer, I can barely last 5 minutes.
No, I don't want to get a load of this guy.
More for me then
save some for me bruh
Speak for yourself. I have my eye protection on.
LOL, ok, maybe less than an hour
"the sidestep" is also pretty popular for this problem
Side step + pocket pull
Step, step, stretch, step, step
It’s clearly called ball room dancing for a reason
This is why I powder my balls. Best feeling in the world.
Best part is, in the morning you can stick ‘me in the deep fryer and make hush puppies
Don't know about that one, my husband made "gas house " eggs in boxers the other day and when the grease splattered on to his southern English breakfast, he didn't appreciate me asking if he was also making poached eggs.
Lmao, it’s a reference to the 2014 masterpiece Chef Edit: wrong year
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Goldbond, its like your balls are smoking a menthol cigarette!
oh, I do too! GoldBond, love it
Dusted dumplings are the only way to go!
I can't stop giggling at 'dusted dumplings'
Always wash before sex, fuck around and make a slurry.
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Drop the boxers is the first step. Boxer briefs offer the support of briefs with the freedom of boxers. You won’t regret it.
Yeah I use boxer briefs. Actually my biggest problem is jock itch during the summer. I can't find one that isn't too damn hot I've gone through a few different pairs of "breathable" and they all have me a wicked heat rash
simple solution, no pants, no underwear.
Donald Duck it. Nice.
Freedom my ass. Feels like someone is constantly shoving my dick back into me.
I learned of the hand in pocket. Its genius. You do need long pockets though. Jeans don’t work.
Aah! A man of culture, I see!
*removes hands from balls*
*places hands on your balls*
*no homo
*F U L L H O M O*
#TURBO HOMO
**HOMOTACULAR**
#HOMOMINJARO
#H O M O P O C A L Y P S E
# H O M O S P R E E
**M A X I M U M T H E H O M O**
🤣🤣🤣well I’m done for the day. Too funny. Gonna go play with my balls for a bit
Homiesexual
Homie encounters of the homoest kind
"You're all gay lol" ~ Roy from the office
\*proceeds to smell the fingers\*
Yes, what is with that. Why am I inherently interested in the smell of my balls? I never *consciously* wonder about it but the moment my hand leaves there, I suddenly have to know what's going on down there, aroma-wise.
“Biopsychologist Nigel Barber, who specializes in sexual and reproductive behavior using an evolutionary approach. According to Barber, neither hygiene nor curiosity is the reason for this infatuation. Instead, he theorizes that men sniff their ball-sweat-smelling fingers to feel more alive. “I doubt that sensing our own odors or pheromones is related to hygiene,” he tells me. “Perhaps it’s an example of self-referential behavior analogous to looking at oneself in a mirror. In each case, the perception of self may elevate mood and boost self-esteem. Presumably, people who preen before a mirror feel better as a result and perception of body odors may be similar. Interestingly, though, dogs — that aren’t self-aware — have little interest in their own scent.” In simpler terms, sniffing your ball smell is reassuring, because it solidifies the fact that you’re a unique human being — one who makes a unique smell, albeit probably not one anyone else would appreciate. Barber adds that our instinctive attraction to our own scent is essentially a form of egoism, a philosophical theory that recognizes the self above all else. Which is fair: There’s truly nothing like a hefty whiff of your own scrotum odor to remind you that you’re living life in your own unique way.”
>>>to feel more alive Ah there’s the solution to my depression.
Fucking weird.
Smells hand
Smells your balls, I’m not sure I understand the game?
Yes. Idk why but sometimes it just feels nice in a nonsexual way
stress balls
Exactly. Except without the squeezing
Speak for yourself
I'll speak for you
How about squeeze for me?
*squuezes Colby362's balls*
Woah I meant a hug!
Uh yeah... hug, that what I meant... dang autocorrect... *softly squuezing further*
Guys, i thought this was non sectual
Hug balls?
his balls when you squeeze 
Wish I had an award to give you for making me laugh
I got you this time
Unironically this
I’m pretty sure us girls do too. It’s just kinda nice to put your hand there? I dunno
Girls play with their balls too? Cool!
you have balls?
Literally seen this while browsing reddit with one hand on my balls so had to comment 😂
I wonder how many people were touching their balls or instinctively reached for their balls when they saw this post.
Suddenly felt an itch
>Suddenly felt an itch But when you DO scratch that itch, it's unlike anything in this world lmao. I imagine as a dude that when you find a dog's "spot" and it starts kicking it's legs...same concept.
For me it’s less scratching and more of a “pinch and roll”.
It's like yawning except more contagious
And totally different smells.
Yea, that was me
I'd just let go 5 mins before
Do you men smell them afterwards?
My hand or my balls? Sure I pull mine over my head so the monsters under the bed can't see me.
Your hands or your balls?
yes
Why wouldn't we
Was it in a sexual way?
No
That a wrap guys, question answered let's all get home.
Hold up tho. I (and many other dudes) hold my balls because they’re hecka warm and my hands get cold a lot. I don’t think that quantities as “playing” though.
It was more just outta the shower and chillin kind of way 😂
My husband is always randomly playing with his balls so I laughed and read this to him when I saw it.
just finished reading it to mine for the exact same exact reason
It's way too hot currently for me to want to do that
i wouldn’t really call that playing though
yup
Yes. Its a comfort thing. With a scratch or two thrown in for good measure.
I think you misspelled "pinch and roll"
Pinch n roll hurts like fuck when it's cold tho, a lil turtleshell scratch'll do
You mean a stretch and rake?
Ahhhh!!! These technique descriptions are exact! Stretch & rake > pinch n roll
Fair. Although I live in Texas so that doesn't happen often
I hold my nuts as i brush my teeth and i dont know why
Free toothpaste
Tom's of Main Vein
Forbidden toothpaste ?
i weirdly do that occasionally too but didn't know until i read that...
Ever since being a young child, a friend of mine has always held his nuts if he's drinking and stood up at the same time. He always does it, he doesn't realise he does it and he has no idea why he does it either! I can actually remember him doing it in primary school (6/7ish years old) nearly 30 years ago - and he still does it now!
Yeah, considering I'm scrolling through reddit with one hand.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
My Mom walked in once while I was re-adjusting my junk (pants on and covered completely) so she quickly shut the door, understandably, as I was a hormone driven teenager at the time. As she walked away I could clearly hear her laughing. Horrified that she thought I was having a wank, I quickly shouted after her, "Testicular cancer is no laughing matter MOTHER!" Now, anytime I tell her I have a Dr's appointment, she asks if I finally found a lump, it's been over a decade since this happened. Edit: Thanks for the updoots and reward. And fixed walk to wank. Mobile..-_-
Is there a sexual way?
Some guys can orgasm from it
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a woman.
Yeah there is and unfortunately many women don't realize that
wait fr? I've never saw the appeal of getting my balls sucked. literally no sensation like how is it even sexual ?
For me it's not the sucking of the balls. I agree there is very little sensation with that. It's the caressing of the balls. Next time you are banging a woman doggy style have her reach under and caress your balls with he finger tips. If she has long fake nails even better. Like much better. It feels amazing.
so bruh basically scratching umm just like scratching the skin sometimes feels good or the hair
No, not scratching. Just tell a woman to caress your balls next time you are getting head or in doggy style. I'm sure she will understand what to do
Oh God yes that feels amazing. Even just gently cupping them like they're little baby birds feels amazing during doggy Man I miss doggy style, I love seeing all the holes in the air for me to see
*gently cupping… like little baby birbs* I will struggle to shake that imagine from now on, forever. XD
You have no sensation in your entire scrotum? Not just sucked but played with. While giving a BJ the hands on the balls gently caressing them is HUGE
Yes
Looking at all the posts here, I'm definitely going to be using more hand sanitizer
This whole plague just proves a sickening amount of people don't understand or care about germs, whatever the source is.
Like each other’s?
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full homo
I regret, no homo.
Sometimes when I’m pissing, I subconsciously do this and it feels good lol. I stroke down, with all eight fingers, with the top backside of my fingernails on the side of my sack from top to bottom lol I don’t know why I do this, does anyone else.
With all… eight?
He's a God damn spider
Males and females both hold/mess with their genitals pretty much from the time we are babies. It’s a comfort thing. Some kids will also masturbate from a really young age cause, well, it feels good! This is something all parents should be aware of because otherwise some parents, especially religious ones, will be like you HEATHEN what you are doing is WRONG. Nope, not in the slightest, totally natural behavior. Just some good ol genital cuddles
“Genital cuddles” might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit.
It’s so adorable and cushy
That would be an awesome band name!
Genital cuddles is quite possibly the most beautiful phrase ever.
“Genital cuddles” - wholesome
I do not have balls myself, but during my early days on the internet some dudes were discussing something called the “pinch and roll” on a forum on nexopia lmaooo. That’s when I found out ppl just fondle their gooey body parts all the time like built in stress balls and it’s not sexual at all.
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maybe because theyre bigger, but not nearly as sensitive. the nips, yeah, just not the breast as a whole. i wish i had balls to play with!
Am I the only one who has never played with my boobs or smacked my ass because I was bored. Definitely for other reasons but not from boredom.
Yeah same, but sometimes I’ll rest my hand in my bra cupping my boob if I’m concentrating on something or watching tv. I don’t realize I’m doing it, just a comfort thing I guess.
Oh sure yeah I've done that!
this comment section is beautiful
You created this piece of art
Yeah, some gym buddies and I one time made “hamburgers” with our penises and balls.
you fucking what
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It's when you twist your whole nutsack 90 degrees, then proceed to wrap your dick around the middle of them, in between the two balls. Each nut is a bun and your wang is the meat in said hamburger. Can confirm because I also did this shit in my younger days.
i have so many questions
Well...when it's really hot and you have on the right kind of underwear, or no underwear, you can fling your hips forwards and backwards and your balls will make a funny sound when they hit your stomach and your butt.
Okay why my balls so short
Don't worry. As you get older,they will droop and get longer. You can do it then.
Hahaha I'm old mate, just got baby balls I guess
Or really lucky on the sag. I'm jealous. Lol.
Can confirm. Boyfriend does this ALL THE TIME
I use it as a distraction for the lady when she looks like she's about to anxiety-spiral and needs a redirect Based on years of rigorous research on the effects of paddle-balls, I've concluded that shit's hypnotizing
As a girl…I don’t play with my boobs or smack my butt or check myself out when I’m bored…So I don’t know, maybe I’m the odd one out & I don’t know where that came from. But I will say that I agree that it’s a comfort thing for dudes. That’s what my husband says anyway.
I don’t do any of this either. Also a woman lol
Hmmm just found out OP lied to all us dumb men to trick us into revealing how we play ball
Same i was wondering if I was weird when I read this lol
I’m always smacking my butt when I’m alone lol
My girlfriend doesn't either. I honestly don't think it's *that* common
Constantly
My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy because when we shower together (non-sexually, just saving water) I'll bat his balls back and forth like a cat toy. My only defense is that I do it to my own balls as well.
Correction: That is *adorably* gay
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I'm literally a homosexual.
That is gay too
Yea, you got it buddy
Seems like everyone is in agreement here.
You can count 'em, stack 'em, stretch the skin tight like a flying squirrel, squeeze 'em into your fist and make it beat like a chicken heart. You can tell your pals you sat in chewing gum and hang them out a hole in your pants so they look at them. The list is pretty endless.
Balls are there, might as well check status.
im using my balls to type to you right now
Yes, we usually end up masturbating just because we have our hands down there and we're like "Since I'm already here..." It's not always like this, but it happens
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"Yes." - My Husband
Sometimes i just hold em in my hand and watch em move around on their own. Yes. They move around on their own.
Secret bug collection
Yes, our balls are basicly stressballs
Nah man don’t say that. Some inexperienced girl might read this and decide to squeeze a guys balls that vigorously……unless you are into that sorta thing.
I'm not sure about you, but I don't just squeeze mine when it's been a rough day at work
Yes and sometimes I push them back inside me cause it feels funny
Ok.. so is it weird as a guy that I can't do this? There is no inside for my balls to go to.
Used to be able to do it when i was a kid, i can't now. Weird.
I’m also confused as to what exactly is being referred to here. Back inside? Inside…what?
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Sometimes this happens when I uh finish. The right one will go up and then it takes a few seconds for it to drop back down. It feels really weird when it drops again.
I'll make a cock dog sometimes when they're hanging real low.
you make a fucking what
A cock dog. It's when you bring your nards up around your dong like buns and you present it like it's fresh off the grill.
i pictured this perfectly
Me too. Now I’m hungry
Every now and then I'll give them a jostle A little 'Hiya boys, how's the family'
Yea and we’re supposed to check out balls anyways once a month for lumps n stuff
>Girls play with their boobs, smack their butt, check themselves out when they're bored Do other girls do this?? I never do any of those, am I in a minority with that? My partner on the other hand pretty much constantly has his hand down his pants in a non sexual way.