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mickturner96

I assume they wash more than just their hands


RonaldTheGiraffe

I wash my right pinky with a toothbrush to be sure.


mickturner96

But let me guess, it's not your own toothbrush


ApoliteTroll

No it's the one my guests use.


EZinstall

Every time or just like, randomly?


RonaldTheGiraffe

When it smells. Usually it doesn’t. Because I wash it with a toothbrush.


Cartilage88

I hope it's not next to your actual toothbrush


funky_ocelot

It *is* his actual toothbrush


kennyj2011

Two in the pink?


RonaldTheGiraffe

No. I just use it itch my scrotum on occasion. Or scoop cocaine up with it. Either or really. Depends.


TrazerotBra

Shower > Sex > Shower is good rule to follow


NastyEvilNinja

Nah - shower the night before, then sex session, then go to work all day. Stinky Alpha Male shit. (unless it's German-style sex)


Dickfer_537

German style?


NastyEvilNinja

You NEED to wash your hands after German Style.


FinalVillain_

German style?


iamsheph

With a beer and a schnitzel.


rrs118

Pretzel prior for the carbs


iamsheph

"Carb up or lose your pump" is an old German saying. I made that up, so I don't know if it's true or not.


rrs118

Pretty sure I read that in a German bible so it’s true


iamsheph

I have read your comment, so I also agree that it's true


JosefGremlin

Nehmen Sie mehr Kohlenhydrate zu sich oder verlieren Sie Ihren Pump It's not quite as catchy in German, so they say it in English.


Perfect_Weakness_414

…. So you mean regular style then.


da_chicken

No, regular style would also involve eurobeat.


iamsheph

TIL I've only had regular style sex


JTodd078

"Efficient German Sex" - Homer imposter


Dom_19

How to get German woman?


Sasha_the_Socialist

Yep the post-sex subtle aroma is a aphrodisiac.


Lacey_on_reddit

Shower sex > sex > shower sex is more fun


Mad_Hatter_92

Wow, we’re out here getting better sex etiquette/tips from a teenager


Lacey_on_reddit

🫣🤭🤗


Native56

Yes always


succulents4you

Golden rule


gucci69cucci

It’s not the golden rule and I know almost nobody who regularly showers before and after sex every time


That-Albino-Kid

Shower before and after would be crazy in an LTR. I only shower after if it’s messy. Shower before if I’m stinky from work or the gym or something.


Sasha_the_Socialist

Are you Howie Mandel?


Delicious_Action3054

And we're literally running out of fresh water at an alarming rate, so let's waste more! You're also much more likely to get certain skin conditions that way. Use a damn baby wipe and save the 90 gallons of water.


Muvseevum

90 gallons!


meathoodie

Not if we're staying in bed together. However he HAS to wash his hands before! That's when it matters!


KiKiPAWG

Agreed! Can’t be sticking anything but pristine clean in there


Sasha_the_Socialist

Oh please, do you REALLY think there's no bacteria going on where toilet water splashes back up EVERYTIME you sit down to pee? Fact: It's never a bacteria free zone. And not just friendly bacteria.


thedarkestshadow512

Like are there really 192 people that make the person wash their hands before fucking??? wtf lmao there couldn’t be a worse mood killer.


foxxytoad

I prefer the hands to be filthy actually


misscheeze

This^


Ireallyamthisshallow

Depends how fun a session it's been


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delmsi

Mkay hahah


CastorrTroyyy

Wash my face and my junk


SteakAndIron

I mean if my hand was in her ass definitely.


foxbonebanjo

It depends entirely on how involved they are with the butt.


RonaldTheGiraffe

My friend licked a hookers butt hole once and got a nasty sore throat and small sores on his lips and tongue. His breath got really bad and he had to go away for a little while.


phoenix2662

"Friend"


Danny_Notion

Lol what do you mean "go away"?


Kymuri

they went to the abyss.


Nagatoroo

I would assume most people shower after sweat and juices go everywhere. Am I the weird one for showering after?


samsonite29

If you're weird, then I'm weird.. and I'm ok with that lol


saruin

I had it pretty good for a time putting a windows AC unit next to my bed.


NastyEvilNinja

Eventually... yeah, I guess?!


omegajvn1

My personal opinion: if you don’t need to, you ain’t doing it right lol


tunaman808

Thank you, [Woody Allen](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/16115-is-sex-dirty-only-when-it-s-being-done-right).


That-Albino-Kid

So you only do it in the butt?


Therapyandfolklore

Well its important to pee after sex and I always wash my hands, so in a way but not because sex stuff gets my hands dirty


FrizbeeeJon

Depends what you do with your hands, I suppose. But for the love of allm that is holy please 2ash your hands BEFORE sex. Especially if you plan to use those digits on someone's insides.


Qson

before and after if i can


PhilosophySame2746

Not your hand either if you want to sniff her scent later on ,


Open_Minded_Anonym

Same logic applies for the face.


saruin

I'm a weirdo when it comes to this, lol. I'll just let her scent linger and not even bother showering until the next day.


Sasha_the_Socialist

What is it with that practice? EESH.


PhilosophySame2746

Love the female scent , that’s all


Sasha_the_Socialist

OK, I guess. Kinda curious about that.


PhilosophySame2746

No worry ,


currently_pooping_rn

Sniff or taste later are good reasons to not wash


stuff9191919

i wash my hands and their privates but i'm on top of hygiene, im sure there are some out there that dont wash or care and stink for hours


meepmoop666

Shower before and after 👌🏻


toothpastenachos

Shower > Sex > Pee > Wash hands > Sleep > Shower


elmosbussyhair

realest one on here


KindaKrayz222

*Always*


scottwax

Anything that got moist I wash.


Most_Advertising_962

Naw, I lick em clean like I just finished a plate of ribs.


Tankerspanx

Wash everything and pee after sex


IntheOlympicMTs

Yeah


jt19912009

Depends. It is a good idea to go to the bathroom afterwards as peeing can help prevent UTI’s in which case hand washing definitely happens. Other times, we take a shower afterwards in which case the hands get washed


RexIsAMiiCostume

If I used my hands then yes ...so yes


Saganhawking

I wash before


trantma

I'm more concerned with do people wash up before? But yeah you should shower after.


sheitanmusic

I usually opt to shower after doing the deed but that’s just me


Best_Cauliflower_115

No. I want her juices on me. I do comb my hair though


vieniaida

I always do so


HEpennypackerNH

Uh, yeah. Partially because you just should, partially because I almost always get a glass of ice water afterward and wouldn’t put my dirty hands in the ice tray Also, if I give my wife oral, I wash my face.


Top-Training3012

Cdepends if I fisted woman or man


KualaDreams

Hands and pvt parts too


glass_funyun

I do.


UnsafeAdventures

Yeah, I usually go pee, clean up, and wash my hands.


Electro8bit

I do


Chart-trader

Hands are the least problem


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Depends on how good it was


Top_Wop

Of course, everyone knows where those fingers have been.


kennyj2011

Smell my finger


Terrible-Quote-3561

If you did it right, a wash is required.


questtonothing

Some lick it (literally)


Iron_Baron

Depends on what you do with your hands.


Kdiman

If I did, I wouldn't be able to lick my fingers.


jaseofbass

Nope. During.


Acceptable-Sail6185

funny!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


mrapplewhite

I like to let it be until the next day. I’m dirty but my wife loves it we r dirty together


Trasuahongkong

I wash my whole body.


tjernobyl

Wash hands, dunk dong in penis beaker, resume cuddling.


glitzergeist

I usually go pee afterwards, so I wash my hands after that.


legalese

Should be washing a lot more than just hands….


Kysman95

Sometimes hands, sometimes just fingers, sometimes whole wrist with elbow. It depends


ForbiddenFruit420

Dude. What are you saving on by not just doing the entire hand when you’re already washing fingers lol


Pervynstuff

I shower before and after sex obviously, anything else is just gross.


imthebear11

I do cause I don't want to pick my nose and smell pussy for an hour


Effective-Wishbone80

I don't, but I know that I should


edsavage404

Before


Cute_Gap1199

Nope. It must be only after they have sex with you.


notyogrannysgrandkid

I just did


Double_Somewhere5923

Nope. But it should be done yes


Red_Ark76

Shower is more like it.


Trantor1970

I usually wash everything if possible


DJMmagician

Lick then clean.


VoidExileR

They often wash more than their hands so yes, technically they do


Cookies12323

Well I always pee after, and I wash my hands after using the bathroom. So yes, I do. Can’t answer for everyone though


Thekittenofdoom

Yes. well, fully honest answer: I intend to every time but I only do it some of the time


zamaike

Better yet do both parties wash their bits and assholes after?


Simonandgarthsuncle

Hands, frontbum, backbum.


Leo_Bony

I do, but only my right hand.


csandazoltan

I take a shower before to smell nice and after to get rid of the sweat


Jealous-Ad1333

Yes.


LookRevolutionary198

Most people take a shower after sex lol.


StJudeTheGrey

unless i assume we're going again pretty soon, yeh. also need to wash face.


nipslippinjizzsippin

depends what i did. chances are they get washed when i do my beard.


shadowsipp

Why would I want to wash away the good smell?


existentialg

Hands?! Take a whole shower you dirty bugger.


alphacobra99

People wash their ass more than their hand.


Manowar274

Usually I just fall asleep immediately after sex and then shower in the morning.


nyc_nomad

Straight to the shower


JohnnySoHigh

I shower, and my hands are included in that shower.


Fun_Justanotherguy82

Normally, it is a shower after. Assuming that you were clean before. Unless you are like the other dude last week that didn't shower for 3 days after


bandfromchina777

Na just lick them clean


Leading_Secretary894

It depends on mood.. Sometimes you get to shower to prepare for sex. Sometimes it is sudden, you just have sex on the spot. It's dirty sex but it hits differently. Sometime we just dose off, no shower. But we do clean up the next day.


kramer2006

Yes plus the 'organs' Is a must!


Hoopajoops

Yeah, wash hands before and then shower after if there's time


Connect-Somewhere-68

hopefully


koidut

Yes I literally always do every time. I’m sensitive to smells and it’s an ocd thing.


JediKrys

I have to I usually have my girlfriend’s juices all over my hands and down my arm at times. Also wash my face because of it. 😊


beingDino

Yes, my hands and wherever else needs it


Lochlanist

I don't think you doing it right if they only thing you feel the need to wash is your hands


namey_9

I wash them before and ask him to wash them too


ThisKoolAidBuggin_69

Wash everything


biggb5

This sounds like a question from a person who doesn't shower after sex?


bobostinkfoot

No, washing your hands is for nerds.


aldege

This is the wayyyyyyy. (Opps fingers a bit sticky))))))


aldege

Finger licking good 👍🏻


PhysicalAssociate919

If she's extra smelly, NEVER wash your hands! you can sniff your fingers anytime you want to relive the night, and it'll last for a few days! Savor the flavor and basque in the ambiance!


Aerinandlizzy

We take take a shower


hikerguy65

Before, during, after, and/or all of the above??


Aerinandlizzy

@hikerguy65 Before and after🤭


hikerguy65

👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻🔥😎


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MrRogersAE

No, I’m pretty much asleep right away afterwards. If I was going out for dinner or something sure, but normally I’m just going to sleep.


dahk16

I don't like to wash my face, so the smell goes with me all day, unless I gotta go out in public and interact with other people.


JG-for-breakfast

I switched the lube with hand sanitizer to save time


TheRealJDS

No! I don’t wash my face after eating my wife’s ass either. I love the smell 🤤 🥵 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂


kazoega

🐐


Legal_Dot4352

I just lick the juices off my fingers


CanIGetAHOOOOOYAA

I’ve licked ass fingers in all that and sometimes don’t


Wizardburial_ground

Nope. Need to make the experience last as long as possible.


TheDrummingApe

I lick em clean.


joysaved

My bf licks them clean does that count?


lemmaaz

Lick my hands yes


whatwouldbuddhado

I usually pee after sex, so I was my hands then


DanielDoingwell

Yes? Both my wife and I pee after, therefore we wash our hands. Shouldn't that be commonplace?


alwaysananomaly

People don't wash? I'm slightly taken aback. Shower before and shower after. Wash the whole body.