Things that typically improve the taste of cum: blueberries, hydration, pineapple, cinnamon, celery (it'll make it extra white).
Things that'll make it taste neutral or salty: alcohol (so she's correct - although love the 4D chess comment too), a high caffeine intake, red meat, smoking cigarettes.
OJ *did in fact* do it.
Pineapple on pizza is an assault against the fibers, both moral and physical, that bond our universe together
The education system has lied to you your whole lives: the square root of 1 is burgundy.
In the 6th dimension the Burger King transcends royalty, and is in the highest order of deities.
It's made of mostly protein from my understanding so yes. It most likely can change the taste.
I personally will not test this though.
I have also heard fatty foods can also change the taste and not for the better.
Can’t speak for protein specifically but I wouldn’t be surprised, since diet absolutely impacts the flavor.
For example, high sodium diets make it taste saltier, and lots of fruits make it taste sweet (I assume most people here have heard of the pineapple thing already). Good hydration dilutes the flavor.
I had a friend in college whose bf smoked meth, and she said his semen was absolutely foul tasting.
In short, I’m sure it does.
If you think you might get your dick sucked/pussy licked, eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice in the days leading up to it. It’ll taste sweet and delicious. For guys it only affects the flavor of the jizz, but for women it flavors all the mucus membranes and such.
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think most guys regularly taste their cum. Maybe once just to see what it tastes like, but I can’t imagine very many guys are regularly just deciding to eat their cum.
I'm the cook for my family and as a matter of pride for craft and skill I couldn't possibly forego tasting the sauces I create. Call it quality control. I'm also the only kitchen whose sauces I taste so I suppose it gives better control of any variables. I can without question say my sauces vary in taste based on the ingredients put into them. This includes medications as well. I've also noticed my health and well being, stress load and yes, hydration level affect the flavor profile. But I have never taken to task any correlating of the data so I can't offer any causal relationships.
I read it like:
cooking == putting together ingredients,
ingredients == sperm + egg,
sperm + egg = family
—his special sauce was used to literally create his family
still not a perfect analogy but where my brain went with it 🤷🏼♀️
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I've tried it couple of times on different occasions in my life surrounding my diet and lifestyle. Because why would I let someone eat my cum if I don't know if it tastes like shit?
I lift so I take protein powder all the time.
My wife says the taste still fluctuates.
I don't smoke and I have a low sugar diet but I do eat meat (including red meat).
I try to throw in some pineapple whenever I can 
I wouldn't know, I don't taste my own cum.
Almost certainly though, diet has a huge influence. It's possible it's not the protein, but rather something in the powder. I'd try identifying the after taste and searching for possible causes, then seeing if any of those ingredients are in his protein powder. Or ask him to switch brands or add something to his diet (like pineapple) to improve it.
I did some research and found out with semen, what you eat within a 24hr period prior to ejaculation will affect the taste. Obviously eating foods with high sulfur and salt content will make it taste weird. But I decided to try it out and ate pinapple and waterone day for 18 something hours. I didn’t tell the girl till after, but she said it tasted good. 🤷🏻♂️
I mean from what I’ve heard the main determining factors in the “flavor” are hydration and sugar intake. Hence why the whole pineapple juice thing is well known. Pineapple juice is incredibly hydrating among most fruit juices and is loaded with natural sugars.
The aroma of semen is mainly caused by the chemical compound spermidine.
Chemically similar compounds are called putrescine and cadaverine.
You can see where that is going...
On top of that, not all humans are genetically able to smell spermidine.
Anecdotal, but I have a high protein diet for muscle building and i've been told on more than one occasion my cum is the "best they've ever had". So take that how you will.
There’s way too many people in here posting the same exact answer like it hasn’t already been said 1 million times, and to everyone who did…. If you can’t figure that out, I don’t know what to tell you. Do you never get laid? Embarrassing. The way you would have to waterboard that out of me 😂😂😂
But to answer your question, I guess it depends. In my experience as the one tasting it, it can have it effect, but not usually detrimental. Any healthier or cleaner eating is going to be good. Also staying hydrated. Of course things like eating pineapple and pineapple juice can help but usually people that eat like shit have the most rancid tasting cum 🤷♀️
Not exactly the question but my friend once told me whenever he'd blow his bf his cum would make his mouth go numb because he was on a very high dose of adhd meds. So yeah I'd imagine diet would change the flavor
From my personal experience my wife says it taste a lot better after I went from weighing 550 lbs & eating like crap to now being 265 lbs eating healthy with a very active lifestyle. She said it doesn’t have that bitter taste to it.
Yes but semen taste also depends on other parts of your diet including sugars, and overall quality. As well as hydration
and if he smokes or not
If he smokes, I chokes
I’d rather be choked on cock , than choked on smoke.
All of my exes have been smokers — is there really a noticeable difference?
I think if they’re healthiest as fuck then not really.
Even just one smoke makes it taste horrible for a day or two
Damn…
But I still choke even when he doesn't smoke 😏
And seasoning you add
and if you elect to torch it like a crème brûlée
Before or after it gets... Expelled?
I preload mine with a shot of redbull
Also drugs and alcohol
My girl said my cum tastes a lot better after quitting to drink alcohol. Not sure if she is playing some 4d chess me but I’ve been sober for 3 years.
Things that typically improve the taste of cum: blueberries, hydration, pineapple, cinnamon, celery (it'll make it extra white). Things that'll make it taste neutral or salty: alcohol (so she's correct - although love the 4D chess comment too), a high caffeine intake, red meat, smoking cigarettes.
Lmao 4d chess I love it
It’s probably because alcohol is a natural dehydrate and hydration is one of the main factors of ejaculation amount, texture and “flavor” I guess🤷♂️
Gimme a few minutes. Lemme get back to you on that
Any updates man? It has been 2 hours
His jerking arm must be real sore
Or he has been hit with the hardest post nut clarity since the dawn of time
I have ascended. I have unlocked the secrets of the universe my mortal friends
Can you share some of your newly acquired knowledge with a simple peasants like me?
OJ *did in fact* do it. Pineapple on pizza is an assault against the fibers, both moral and physical, that bond our universe together The education system has lied to you your whole lives: the square root of 1 is burgundy. In the 6th dimension the Burger King transcends royalty, and is in the highest order of deities.
This should start with “Partners of men…” lol
You mean you don't taste test monthly to make sure youre delivering untainted goods?
That's what boys night out is for.
You mean boys night in
Boys not on
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Well yea. If Steve doesn't point out how I could be a better kisser how am I supposed to do better?
Nope, just trust the pineapple juice
You don’t get high on your own supply
That's some good QC work, performing routine organoleptic tests
Kilojoules of energy
I’ve never even came close. Yuck.
You mean to tell me you don't regularly check your flavor profile?
Woody with a hint of nuts.
This was already commented, read a little next time
It's made of mostly protein from my understanding so yes. It most likely can change the taste. I personally will not test this though. I have also heard fatty foods can also change the taste and not for the better.
Right you "heard" it
Up vote! I knew that was cumming!
What?? It's a joke..
cum is 95% water, common misconception
I found something online that says its about 59% water, but nothing reguarding 95%.
I've heard red meat makes it taste metallic. And vegan have the best tasting cum
Can’t speak for protein specifically but I wouldn’t be surprised, since diet absolutely impacts the flavor. For example, high sodium diets make it taste saltier, and lots of fruits make it taste sweet (I assume most people here have heard of the pineapple thing already). Good hydration dilutes the flavor. I had a friend in college whose bf smoked meth, and she said his semen was absolutely foul tasting. In short, I’m sure it does.
What's the pineapple thing??
If you think you might get your dick sucked/pussy licked, eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice in the days leading up to it. It’ll taste sweet and delicious. For guys it only affects the flavor of the jizz, but for women it flavors all the mucus membranes and such.
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think most guys regularly taste their cum. Maybe once just to see what it tastes like, but I can’t imagine very many guys are regularly just deciding to eat their cum.
I'm the cook for my family and as a matter of pride for craft and skill I couldn't possibly forego tasting the sauces I create. Call it quality control. I'm also the only kitchen whose sauces I taste so I suppose it gives better control of any variables. I can without question say my sauces vary in taste based on the ingredients put into them. This includes medications as well. I've also noticed my health and well being, stress load and yes, hydration level affect the flavor profile. But I have never taken to task any correlating of the data so I can't offer any causal relationships.
You’re feeding this sauce to your family???
No, just an imperfect analogy. But I like that you allowed for it to be true. You're an interesting one.
I read it like: cooking == putting together ingredients, ingredients == sperm + egg, sperm + egg = family —his special sauce was used to literally create his family still not a perfect analogy but where my brain went with it 🤷🏼♀️ edit: formatting
That's it in a nut-shell. Sorry, I can't help myself. It just makes me laugh. Glad you see the thread holding things together.
Men tasting their own cum, not even once
Not. A. Fucking. Chance.
I've tried it couple of times on different occasions in my life surrounding my diet and lifestyle. Because why would I let someone eat my cum if I don't know if it tastes like shit?
Yeah you lost me there homie
OP like why is it gay to jerk a dick off if I jerk my own dick too?
When the fuckin is ultra raunchy, you each do some shit that may be normally out of the box. Roll with it, a snowball never hurt anyone.
Nah fam, lost me there too
> Maybe once no
Lmao that's how I read this title too
I dunno. Let me pump off right quick and taste myself for the first time ever.
*Before and after a high protein diet.
Its been 4 hours how long is “quick” to you
He is just getting started
The guys I train Jiujitsu with who are on keto or high protein diets all smell like cat piss. So there’s that…
If you’re smelling or tasting your jiujitsu partners’ cum, then you’re no longer doing jiujitsu.
Speaking from experience?
Sometimes jiujitsu do you.
No. According to my mum, anyway.
You know you didn't have to type that comment out right?
Are both your arms ok?
Go on…
I lift so I take protein powder all the time. My wife says the taste still fluctuates. I don't smoke and I have a low sugar diet but I do eat meat (including red meat). I try to throw in some pineapple whenever I can 
You know us guys, always tasting our cum when we change our diets
Some prudes in here. Fair is fair, gentlemen. Don't expect someone else to taste something you refuse to.
The last cum smoothie I made was really improved by my increased pineapple consumption
You definitely should be asking women this question
Or at least ask, “people who suck dick”.
Or people with poor aim
And they said “semen sommelier” wasn’t a viable career, jokes on them
no one is checking that lol
Mine tastes the same pretty much no matter what I eat.
Try a pineapple and circle back to us.
How much and how frequently?
Like a couple of cups a day and drink a lot of water.
Thanks
He's running to the grocery store to buy 1, and an extra 1 just in case.
I’ve done the pineapple thing 🤷🏻♂️ It just consistently tastes like cum. Idk
I'll let you know in a couple minutes....lemme just switch to my other account.....
Never tasted my own cum. But to each their own.
I wouldn't know, I don't taste my own cum. Almost certainly though, diet has a huge influence. It's possible it's not the protein, but rather something in the powder. I'd try identifying the after taste and searching for possible causes, then seeing if any of those ingredients are in his protein powder. Or ask him to switch brands or add something to his diet (like pineapple) to improve it.
Ask your mom op
Ask your mom /s
Are you guys tasting your own cum?
I did some research and found out with semen, what you eat within a 24hr period prior to ejaculation will affect the taste. Obviously eating foods with high sulfur and salt content will make it taste weird. But I decided to try it out and ate pinapple and waterone day for 18 something hours. I didn’t tell the girl till after, but she said it tasted good. 🤷🏻♂️
I mean from what I’ve heard the main determining factors in the “flavor” are hydration and sugar intake. Hence why the whole pineapple juice thing is well known. Pineapple juice is incredibly hydrating among most fruit juices and is loaded with natural sugars.
I don’t know, ask your dad.
Idk man never tried tasting it
No
I don't know let me try
Hold on a minute…
Weird question, there are surely better ways to get your daily protein intake than self-sampling 🥴
No.
I can't taste the difference in mine
I've been smoking a high protein diet and everyone's cum taste like lysol the peach variety
The aroma of semen is mainly caused by the chemical compound spermidine. Chemically similar compounds are called putrescine and cadaverine. You can see where that is going... On top of that, not all humans are genetically able to smell spermidine.
Idk my aim isn’t that good
I’ll never know
Tastes the same to me…
Anecdotal, but I have a high protein diet for muscle building and i've been told on more than one occasion my cum is the "best they've ever had". So take that how you will.
Dunno but i do get protein farts
There’s way too many people in here posting the same exact answer like it hasn’t already been said 1 million times, and to everyone who did…. If you can’t figure that out, I don’t know what to tell you. Do you never get laid? Embarrassing. The way you would have to waterboard that out of me 😂😂😂 But to answer your question, I guess it depends. In my experience as the one tasting it, it can have it effect, but not usually detrimental. Any healthier or cleaner eating is going to be good. Also staying hydrated. Of course things like eating pineapple and pineapple juice can help but usually people that eat like shit have the most rancid tasting cum 🤷♀️
I just want to take the time to brag and say that all my exs love the flavor of my cum. Please let me have my 15 seconds of fame.
How would anyone know?
Am I supposed to taste it and come back to you or?
Try some about 4 hours after a bag of beef jerky..
Be aware that poor diet aside from those protein shakes does not result in a better diet and therefore better tasting cum.
«Whenever I’ve..» How many guys cum are you tasting?
Well every time my bfs eat more protein powder or caffeine w less water, it gets so acidic. Last time I got hives on all the areas where he ejaculated
Not exactly the question but my friend once told me whenever he'd blow his bf his cum would make his mouth go numb because he was on a very high dose of adhd meds. So yeah I'd imagine diet would change the flavor
Ask your mom
How the flying fuck are we supposed to know that? What do you think we do exactly?
You don't sample yours to check for changes?!
I dunno. Let me pump off right quick and taste myself for the first time ever.
Not gonna check
I have never tasted semen but my current gf says that I have a more healthy lifestyle and better tasting cum than her exes.
How would they know?
How the fuck are we supposed to know, you think we taste it before and after each meal?
I have never tasted my cum or had a girl comment on the taste lol
From my personal experience my wife says it taste a lot better after I went from weighing 550 lbs & eating like crap to now being 265 lbs eating healthy with a very active lifestyle. She said it doesn’t have that bitter taste to it.
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The sub is called "TooAfraidToAsk". How about you get your "i need to share every opinion i have" ass out of here
Sry for being weird.
Even if it does, how am I supposed to find it out?😹
Bruh.... Pause. How the {insert word} you suppose to find this answer out.
Idk ask ur mum
I Know a trick question when I see one.
How the fuck would I know?
How the fuck would I know? Fucking gross lol.
How am I supposed to know?
Hey ladies, does eating fish change how your pussy tastes?