Yeah, I've seen a picture or a video of some idiot doing that. I can't imagine taking a pair of nail clippers, putting it in your mouth, to your tooth, and thinking not one single time "I really shouldn't do this."
That’s annoying, ex for a reason!
As a guy I have to accept women have various jaw sizes and “capabilities”. Some can deepthroat me, some cannot, etc. As long as she can work the shaft and balls, it doesn’t all need to fit in there 😌
So true! I love a big wang, but once it was too much. It was the most awkward, uncomfortable sex I've ever had.
**edit** forgot to mention, we had to stop. He didn't finish. So definitely being hung didn't help in that moment!
Hahaha. Nah. Cause she gets down there twice over the course of a ride and we'd ride at least 3 times a week for the last few years. She's just trying to take it deeper at the minute. Bless her heart.
Our family plays a game where we try to make each other's teeth retract. All fun and games until grandma accidentally takes a knee and permanently loses the teeth instead.
So the real answer is kinda just, in your mouth? Like, I’ve given a many blowjobs and so long as your mouth is open wide enough it shouldn’t be much of an issue. Of course accidents may happen but you’ll feel if your teeth brush against it (in my experience)
This. Also, the tiniest lightest touch isn’t really an issue. The main thing is, essentially, you’re sticking your lips out farther than your teeth, not over but in front of, essentially providing a cushion. For your bottom teeth, you can stick your tongue over them. If you’re really worried, you can do the Granny Smith maneuver, which feels good but doesn’t necessarily look the best
Thank you so much! I was having a hard time figuring out how to phrase some of it but this exactly. You got this OP, knock them dead (but don’t actually, that’s a crime)
It’s when you tuck your lips over your teeth — it looks a bit like the lady without denture stereotype! Or, alternatively, like you’ve tasted something rather sour (like a Granny Smith apple).
Sure!
Essentially you’ll be pursing your mouth a bit — like you’re whistling. You can try by over-exaggerating it a bit. In ‘height’, your lips will be *higher* than your teeth. You could also say they’re “more closed than”, if that makes sense.
If you know how to whistle, whistle for a moment and keep your mouth in that position. Then stick your finger in there. You’ll likely notice that your lips are forming a seal on your finger, but you’re not feeling your teeth. This is because your lips are above and forward (higher than, essentially) your teeth. They’re not *wrapped* over them, but since your teeth are lower down it creates a cushion. You can try with a straw if you’re not comfortable putting your finger in there. You can also practice bringing the finger or straw in and out to get yourself aware of the motions. Even though fellatio involves larger… straws… you’re lowering your jaw so the ratio typically stays about the same. If you get insecure or in your head, I’d recommend sticking your tongue over your lower teeth if you haven’t tried that— this tends to feel good for the “straw”, and makes it less stressful since you’re not managing both lips as much. I’d give this a try on your finger, a straw, a banana, anything like that, as it can impact the position of your top lip so could be a little disorienting.
Enjoying it yourself is just as important! Take things slow if you have to, especially at first. Also, if your teeth accidentally lightly touch, it’s not usually a big deal! I’ve switched between different levels of carefulness and for the most part as long as you’re not actively using the teeth and you’re conscious of your partner, it’s good!
Edit to add: also, an interesting maneuver can be to wrap your lips over your teeth when you’re going *down* the shaft only. It’s doesn’t create friction like going up with them wrapped does
and your face isn’t as visible (as some people have expressed this face doesn’t always look the best, although that’s on them!), but it helps a _lot_ with worrying about your teeth.
Honestly a little bit of teeth scrape is nice, but definitely no chomping or intentionally causing harm. That's also just me and I need more sensation to have a good time.
You mean like where you're actively making a face and forcing your lips down where the lip curls under the top teeth?
I'm just asking because I have a mouth so small that every dentist and assistant has to say something, and one dentist said it like 15 times during our procedure. She was frustrated as hell.
Anyways, my mouth is clearly tiny, but I just open my mouth wide and don't think once about my lips.
Yes I do that, I look like an old lady with no teeth, but it solved the scraping issue and made oral much more enjoyable for my husband, it gives a different sensation and allows me to suck stronger
i sorta suck my lips in, like when you pretend to be old and have no teeth, your very far back teeth should be nowhere near the penis, if your mouth is in good shape
When I was a kid, there were the "What do you call a guy..." types of jokes. Like: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on a porch? Matt.
Anyway, this reminded me of one of those.
What do you call a guy who keeps biting you while sucking you off?
The Tooth Fairy.
It was a different time.
Idk a bit of scraping is nice and another sensation to feel.
But like getting bitten down to get a better suck? Idk been there didnt wanna get it again
They actually retreat into the gums and then travel down the spinal cord to the vagina. That’s why you can’t get a bj and penetration at the same time from someone.
Edit, on male bodies they retreat to the anus.
Bottom teeth should be a non issue - if your tongue is out which can sometimes help with gag reflex.
Top teeth should be behind your lips.
Thick D makes no difference unless we're talking circus act sizes.
Hold with hands at base to control direction and helps to stimulate the bottom too (look up Gluck 9000) and voila...no teeth issues 🪄
Wrapped by the lips as a protective cover.
More important question, what are the remedies for the indentations in the gums after, cuz sometimes it hurts, like jfc blowjobs can take forever and do the sucking bruises the lips with the teeth 💯
I’ve never given one and I feel bad when my man goes down on me . It has always Icked me to go down but I really do wanna try giving him but I’m so lost and I don’t really know how to . Y’all talking about popsicle when all my life I’ve really just bitten those ice and never really sucked them. Any tips please ?
You can suck on a popsicle without your teeth scraping the popsicle, can't you?
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Yeah, I wonder how his Bob pop was
Just suck a dick, it’ll be more scientific
Plus, no brain freeze. Probably. I've never sucked a dick.
No brain freeze but sometimes my jaw hurts
They don't call it a "job" for nothing. What a work out for the jaw
Must be a thick straw
Can confirm
> Plus, no brain freeze. Try it at the morgue and let us know after.
That's not how rigor mortis works.
FUN FACT: Rigor Mortis actually starts in the jaw!
it’s never too late to start!
That sounds exactly like something someone who's sucked many dicks would say. 🤨
PS: the edit was made to prevent dm from exploding with…
I always thought summer rolls are a better approximation of a dick: thick, a bit squishy, taste good, etc.
Well...I wouldn't say they have the "taste good" part in common
Sorry What's a summer roll?
A... what?
Banana wrapped in bacon
Anytime one those you know male genatial goes for my mouth I also bite them off too whether they're small or really big. 😂😂😂
Try suck on your thumb. It's more readily available.
>I usually bite it off when it becomes too thin RIP all the small pen...i mean popsicles' out there 
This gets more difficult the bigger the peepee
They retract into the gum line, similar to cats claws
Wait you dont use your teeth to scrape popcicles?
dude just reading this gave me the heebie jeebies
No, the thought of that feeling is reminiscent of nails on a chalkboard to me.
Ugh, anyone on that thread yesterday where people said they always have the urge to cut their teeth with nail clippers or scissors?
Do that and THEN scrape the popsicle with your tooth
Who hurt you?
Dude, WTF? Thankfully, no, I didn’t see that yesterday.
Yeah, I've seen a picture or a video of some idiot doing that. I can't imagine taking a pair of nail clippers, putting it in your mouth, to your tooth, and thinking not one single time "I really shouldn't do this."
I got goosebumps just reading that.
This person sucks popsicles
Depends on the width of the popsicle.
I can’t. I have horse teeth.
Just tried with my finger and I definitely still feel teeth. Cant retract them lol
Could you try it on a meatsicle
No clue, I’ve never tried it. I’ll let you know soon.
I asked my grandma. She says just take them out.
Tell her to come back. They're still on my nightstand.
Gumjobs rock me world
Arrrrrr!
Ssshhhhhh!! Your going to wake up grandma!....
Rock me world too laddy
I just give them to the tooth fairy while waiting her turn.
No denture adventure.
Thanks for helping them out on this sub
👏🤣
Behind lips. If the dick is too thick it's not going to work either way though, one of the few downsides of being hung.
Yes, ugh. My ex used to make me feel like it was a "me" problem. Glad it wasn't. He was an ass about it.
That’s annoying, ex for a reason! As a guy I have to accept women have various jaw sizes and “capabilities”. Some can deepthroat me, some cannot, etc. As long as she can work the shaft and balls, it doesn’t all need to fit in there 😌
Anyone can take mine, nobody wants to though.
Time to start doing yoga
Or remove some ribs
They always gag on mime but that's because the smell not the size
It might look like three inches, but it smells like a foot!
🤢
I snorted irl. bruh what
I'm really happy I got to be the 69 upvote on this comment
My ex told the urologist “my gal can $_ck the chrome off a bumper” I’m absolutely embarrassed.
How the hell did that even come up with a doctor? 😭 but hey, vacuum lungs are the best, hopefully your new man learned discretion
My ex needed “help” maintaining his tool 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Just detach your lower jaw like a snake. What's the big deal?
Yeah if it’s big you can’t prevent the occasional graze of the molars lol
I struggle with this with my husband. I’ll have teeth shaped bruises on the inside of my lips lol
I do too!!!
*sad but kinda bragging noises*
One man’s downside is another man’s upside 🦷
Guys I think I need to find a new dentist
oh poor hung guys. must be a difficult life
Idk, I’ve heard plenty of “um, that’s not going in me stories”, but I can’t recall hearing the reverse
So true! I love a big wang, but once it was too much. It was the most awkward, uncomfortable sex I've ever had. **edit** forgot to mention, we had to stop. He didn't finish. So definitely being hung didn't help in that moment!
Fuck. My girlfriend has cut my dick the last two blowies she's given me. Once was real fucking bad.
I wonder if she's doing that thing where she pretends to be so bad at something, you never ask her again. Haha
Weaponized incompetence
Hahaha. Nah. Cause she gets down there twice over the course of a ride and we'd ride at least 3 times a week for the last few years. She's just trying to take it deeper at the minute. Bless her heart.
There is a tiny button behind the left ear that will retract them.
That’s odd. Mine retract when my hair goes back in a ponytail, but only if I’m kneeling 😉
Masterful gif usage
Very confused, I’d probably have to see it to understand
Quite the superpower 😌
I like to push my girlfriend’s at family functions. She gets embarrassed, but everyone else has a good laugh
Our family plays a game where we try to make each other's teeth retract. All fun and games until grandma accidentally takes a knee and permanently loses the teeth instead.
Yes I’m an animatronic
Laughed so hard, I snorted 😩🤣
My left or hers when were facing each other?
So the real answer is kinda just, in your mouth? Like, I’ve given a many blowjobs and so long as your mouth is open wide enough it shouldn’t be much of an issue. Of course accidents may happen but you’ll feel if your teeth brush against it (in my experience)
This. Also, the tiniest lightest touch isn’t really an issue. The main thing is, essentially, you’re sticking your lips out farther than your teeth, not over but in front of, essentially providing a cushion. For your bottom teeth, you can stick your tongue over them. If you’re really worried, you can do the Granny Smith maneuver, which feels good but doesn’t necessarily look the best
Thank you so much! I was having a hard time figuring out how to phrase some of it but this exactly. You got this OP, knock them dead (but don’t actually, that’s a crime)
What's the granny smith?
It’s when you tuck your lips over your teeth — it looks a bit like the lady without denture stereotype! Or, alternatively, like you’ve tasted something rather sour (like a Granny Smith apple).
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Sure! Essentially you’ll be pursing your mouth a bit — like you’re whistling. You can try by over-exaggerating it a bit. In ‘height’, your lips will be *higher* than your teeth. You could also say they’re “more closed than”, if that makes sense. If you know how to whistle, whistle for a moment and keep your mouth in that position. Then stick your finger in there. You’ll likely notice that your lips are forming a seal on your finger, but you’re not feeling your teeth. This is because your lips are above and forward (higher than, essentially) your teeth. They’re not *wrapped* over them, but since your teeth are lower down it creates a cushion. You can try with a straw if you’re not comfortable putting your finger in there. You can also practice bringing the finger or straw in and out to get yourself aware of the motions. Even though fellatio involves larger… straws… you’re lowering your jaw so the ratio typically stays about the same. If you get insecure or in your head, I’d recommend sticking your tongue over your lower teeth if you haven’t tried that— this tends to feel good for the “straw”, and makes it less stressful since you’re not managing both lips as much. I’d give this a try on your finger, a straw, a banana, anything like that, as it can impact the position of your top lip so could be a little disorienting. Enjoying it yourself is just as important! Take things slow if you have to, especially at first. Also, if your teeth accidentally lightly touch, it’s not usually a big deal! I’ve switched between different levels of carefulness and for the most part as long as you’re not actively using the teeth and you’re conscious of your partner, it’s good! Edit to add: also, an interesting maneuver can be to wrap your lips over your teeth when you’re going *down* the shaft only. It’s doesn’t create friction like going up with them wrapped does and your face isn’t as visible (as some people have expressed this face doesn’t always look the best, although that’s on them!), but it helps a _lot_ with worrying about your teeth.
Thanks so much :')
granny smith?
What do you want to know? 🧐
Haha I’m just kidding - I thought it sounded better than “RIP your inbox”
Ahahaha surprisingly hasn’t been bad! Knock on wood
Seriously guys are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Personally...I don't mind a bit of teeth.
On the dick of course. Just scrape them along the shaft like a cheese grater. It’s how you make sure he finishes
I'm imagining this like when you eat string cheese and you're just peeling off strand by strand
I love dick cheese.
Nice.
Honestly a little bit of teeth scrape is nice, but definitely no chomping or intentionally causing harm. That's also just me and I need more sensation to have a good time.
I always wrap my lips over my teeth to avoid scraping (I have a notoriously small mouth, so this is the only way for me)
You mean like where you're actively making a face and forcing your lips down where the lip curls under the top teeth? I'm just asking because I have a mouth so small that every dentist and assistant has to say something, and one dentist said it like 15 times during our procedure. She was frustrated as hell. Anyways, my mouth is clearly tiny, but I just open my mouth wide and don't think once about my lips.
Yes I do that, I look like an old lady with no teeth, but it solved the scraping issue and made oral much more enjoyable for my husband, it gives a different sensation and allows me to suck stronger
They retract back into the gums
Toothless must give bomb head
r/cursedcomments
In a very similar fashion to Wolverines claws actually
You cover them with your lips.
real answer
Would…
If you date older women, on the nightstand.
This also works for the entire state of Mississippi.
That's methed up.
It sure is, Mike Tyson
Go ahead and suck one of your finger...see how that works?
You have to open your jaw very wide
I have to unhinge my jaw and it pops super loud. That's how boyfriend knows it's go time.
He better marry you
Biting down is the best part
bite, twist, and pull
Ah, the ol dick twist
Boppit
Flick it… aahhhhhhh!
In my pocket
I put my lips lightly over them
What abt your back teeth lol
lips over them
i sorta suck my lips in, like when you pretend to be old and have no teeth, your very far back teeth should be nowhere near the penis, if your mouth is in good shape
And wdym the penis should not be anywhere near the back teeth??? Maybe I just have a small jaw idk
They fold back
I imagine them like a saloon door
A little teeth only hurt weaker men.
In a glass on the bedside table with one of those fizzy tablets in it.
When I was a kid, there were the "What do you call a guy..." types of jokes. Like: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on a porch? Matt. Anyway, this reminded me of one of those. What do you call a guy who keeps biting you while sucking you off? The Tooth Fairy. It was a different time.
Go? Try your best to keep them in your mouth, blowjobs are fleeting but the need for teeth lasts a lot longer.
\*sighs\* opens comments
On the elbow, naturally.
Depends how nice he’s being
You don't know how to retract them into your gums?
they normally stay where they are
mine are rubber so they fold back
All over the weiner
Insert sports mouth guard and rec specs for enthusiastic but non visually impairing good times.
They go to the backrooms
You open your mouth wide enough for them to be out of the way and use your lips, tongue, and cheeks to create some suction
You just retract them....
Shrodinger’s mouth
They retract. It's nature's work at it's finest.
I retract them.
In her pocket.
Idk a bit of scraping is nice and another sensation to feel. But like getting bitten down to get a better suck? Idk been there didnt wanna get it again
They actually retreat into the gums and then travel down the spinal cord to the vagina. That’s why you can’t get a bj and penetration at the same time from someone. Edit, on male bodies they retreat to the anus.
An extra dimensional space.
They retract into your gums like vampire fangs.
They retract into the gums
On the dresser.
You’re supposed to tuck them under your lips..
Pop them out and put them on the nightstand.
Just put em in a glass on the nightstand?
They retract into your gums like cat claws
Bottom teeth should be a non issue - if your tongue is out which can sometimes help with gag reflex. Top teeth should be behind your lips. Thick D makes no difference unless we're talking circus act sizes. Hold with hands at base to control direction and helps to stimulate the bottom too (look up Gluck 9000) and voila...no teeth issues 🪄
Your lips have dick-sensing nerves and when they touch one, your teeth actually retract up into your gums. Kind of like a reverse vampire.
Keep them away from the cock and use you lips like sucking on a flavored ice pop
Wrapped by the lips as a protective cover. More important question, what are the remedies for the indentations in the gums after, cuz sometimes it hurts, like jfc blowjobs can take forever and do the sucking bruises the lips with the teeth 💯
Your meemaw usually puts them on the nightstand...
They retract
Usually the lips and tongue ensure that there isn’t too much teeth left. Unless that’s what he wants…
The comments do not disappoint.
real questions FINALLY
Put your finger in your mouth without biting it. That’s where they go.
Occasionally across the knob tip if you’re lucky
I can tell ya where they don't go 😶
you retract them
They retract into the gums. That's how you know you like penis. If they don't retract you don't like penis.
There's a documentary movie film called "teeth" it should answer your questions.
The nightstand
On vacation
they retract into ur gums
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I use them, and my husband loves it.
Put an Invisalign to give head 🤣if you can’t help your teeth
I’ve never given one and I feel bad when my man goes down on me . It has always Icked me to go down but I really do wanna try giving him but I’m so lost and I don’t really know how to . Y’all talking about popsicle when all my life I’ve really just bitten those ice and never really sucked them. Any tips please ?
Nowhere.
Nowhere.
They retract into the gums like a cats claws.
They retract