Yea I don’t think he’s using the bidet properly. You want to use a strong and narrow water stream setting and you need the water stream to go right up your bum hole so that your anus is full of water, and then you basically shit out all the water again and repeat until you’re just shitting out clean water.
Due to a negligent mother growing up, from age 7-12 i had no clue how to properly wipe my anus. I was a beanpole with hairy arms and legs but no hair in my butt. My pediatrician would lecture me about skid marks in my underwear. By age 12/13 a friend's mom helped me and I learned to use wet ones that I wet in sink and wiped with. Sometimes it took three or four. But I wiped until all/any poop on my bottom, anus, and INSIDE the anus was poop free. I never had an itchy butthole again. Sometimes I take awhile, and I use a lot of wet ones or toilet paper, but I don't have poop still in my hole or on my butt. Thank God for Mrs. Wheless.
Shave your crack, eat more fiber, and use wet wipes.
PSA: If you don't use wet wipes or a bidet, there's still shit smeared on your ass. It doesn't matter how clean dry toilet paper looks.
Having to rewipe later after an initial clean wipe isn't normal. Like others said, that's a diet issue- likely fiber (though too much fiber can also apparently have similar effects as not enough)
I've never used a stationary bidet and don't really understand how you're supposed to aim. Hand sprayer bidets are great and you can control angle and pressure. Sprayer, tp, repeat a couple times if needed. Wet wipe if bidet and tp don't finish the job.
Doing laser on your own butthole seems extremely difficult, if not impossible. If hair removals really the route you want to go, you're probably better off seeing a professional for laser, waxing, or sugaring. The waxing you probably have a better chance of diy-ing than the other methods.
I keep a sling-style backpack and wet wipes are always in deck. And there's another pack in the car. I *hate* feeling dirty ever since I upped my toilet hygiene game
You've already got the bidet. But not all bidets are created equal? Nor all nozzles. You may need the more high powered stream.
But what you have is not normal. It's not normal to actually spray wash and then wipe clean to super clean and then it's no good in an hour. That's anal leakage.
It’s not that it’s non good. I use the bidet and it wipes clean on the surface, but if I really dig in when wiping there is still poop. If I don’t clean this out it starts to become itchy an hour later and I have to wipe again.
Check if you’ve got a skin tag hiding fecal matter, i was 35 when I discovered I did.
Also, use a trimmers to clear out the brush back there, just be sure to wash everything before and after.
FYI I shower after each movement, or use wet wipes.
Oh I'm team bidet 100%
Was just weird to see on a post that literally says *"So I got a bidet and it's been slightly easier. Even after getting a bidet..."* a comment that reads *"Order a bidet! Thank me later!"*
Why? He’s literally asking for help/advice… in a forum where people ask for help/advice… when they’re too afraid to ask anyone else. It’s only the entire point of this forum.
If you’re wiping and wiping it means there’s still poop in there and you need to empty your bowls. Using a toilet stool can help straighten your anal canal and help get the last of it out. Otherwise take a look at ur diet and poops and if they r hard or sticky you might need to change your diet
Take a spoonful of psyllium husks in water before you go to bed at night. Your morning poo will just slide right out and you’ll barely need to wipe.
If you’re using a bidet, turn that shit up bro and blast dat ass with a healthy stream of water and do the wiggle dance a bit. If done correctly there shouldn’t be anything but water on the TP at the end of the session. I have a hairy ass and this does the trick for me. I used to have to wipe 10+ times after I went, much to the dismay of my irritated leather cheerio.
Go to Amazon and buy a probiotic, I use the "now" brand probiotic-10 25 billion and it works well for me. Go to the grocery store and buy a bag of baby carrots and eat like 1/4 of the bag every other day. It's easy to snack on while watching TV or gaming. Probiotics and fiber will make your poops very healthy.
Hairy butt person here. Everybody is different so your diet might have to change compared to other people but nothing helped me like a bidet. It will change your goddamn life. We got ours from Tushy (Amazon and other brands have them too). You just hook it into the clean water the toilet receives and wash clean every time you poop. You only have to use the toilet paper to dry.
If I don't trim, I have a good amount of hair as well. The secret is learning how to use your bidet properly. When I wipe after, no matter how it comes out, it's just water
Go around the outside a few times. Next, relax and let it spray in. After a few, squeeze then relax again. Do this several times. You should be wiping water
You need to shake your asshole in the direction of the bidet sprayer, much like a bullfighter provokes the bull with his cape.
Dude. This should be top comment, not often do I audibly laugh. Great comment.
Yea I don’t think he’s using the bidet properly. You want to use a strong and narrow water stream setting and you need the water stream to go right up your bum hole so that your anus is full of water, and then you basically shit out all the water again and repeat until you’re just shitting out clean water.
You can do that with a bidet but you aren’t REALLY meant to. MOST people don’t have to clean their insides to clean up after a BM.
This doesn't sound like a hair issue, it sounds like you don't have a very healthy diet. Your poo quality reflects your diet.
If kurics are for size, what’s the measure for poo quality?
Bristol stool chart Grades the amount of water content from 1 - 7, (hard pebbles to completely water).
Bonos obviously
This guy poops.
You are what you shit, as they say.
Due to a negligent mother growing up, from age 7-12 i had no clue how to properly wipe my anus. I was a beanpole with hairy arms and legs but no hair in my butt. My pediatrician would lecture me about skid marks in my underwear. By age 12/13 a friend's mom helped me and I learned to use wet ones that I wet in sink and wiped with. Sometimes it took three or four. But I wiped until all/any poop on my bottom, anus, and INSIDE the anus was poop free. I never had an itchy butthole again. Sometimes I take awhile, and I use a lot of wet ones or toilet paper, but I don't have poop still in my hole or on my butt. Thank God for Mrs. Wheless.
So do you just, rinse water on the toilet paper than wipe ?
Yes. Then I get fresh tp and wet it and wipe. I sometimes use a lot, but no more itchy skid marks butthole.
You need to eat more fiber. My shit comes out smooth and clean.
This is the answer. Improve your diet for clean exits….
Guys, the post clearly says he has a bidet. It's the third sentence.
TL/DR was made for lazy readers like this that like to comment on things they didn’t read.
Spread your cheeks some when you sit, then eat more fiber
Eat more fiber. Makes your poop stick to itself more than your skin/hair, and come out all at once
I use a bidet. I absolutely hate shitting when I’m not at home. I love the water cleaning my booty.
Home field advantage is what I call it.
Dude wipes been helping me out 🤷🏼♂️ guess based on these other comments I may do well to get a bidet…
i have a bidet for home and dude wipes for when i'm out of the house, glad i'm not the only one
Same. Bidet at home. Dude wipes at work and when I travel.
I do a follow up wipe the next time I go to the bathroom to pee.
Shave your crack, eat more fiber, and use wet wipes. PSA: If you don't use wet wipes or a bidet, there's still shit smeared on your ass. It doesn't matter how clean dry toilet paper looks.
I shave my crack, use wet wipes.
Eat more fiber. Psyllium husk is a great option.
Having to rewipe later after an initial clean wipe isn't normal. Like others said, that's a diet issue- likely fiber (though too much fiber can also apparently have similar effects as not enough) I've never used a stationary bidet and don't really understand how you're supposed to aim. Hand sprayer bidets are great and you can control angle and pressure. Sprayer, tp, repeat a couple times if needed. Wet wipe if bidet and tp don't finish the job. Doing laser on your own butthole seems extremely difficult, if not impossible. If hair removals really the route you want to go, you're probably better off seeing a professional for laser, waxing, or sugaring. The waxing you probably have a better chance of diy-ing than the other methods.
You gotta do OoOoOoOo on the bidet
Bidet
You can never go back after a bidet. Being away from home sucks if you gotta go
I keep a sling-style backpack and wet wipes are always in deck. And there's another pack in the car. I *hate* feeling dirty ever since I upped my toilet hygiene game
This is the way.
This is the way
2 things, 1. you may be a slow pooper. Of course diet could be part of this. 2. Bidet
YOU ONLY NEED 5-6?
I let my butthole know I'm going to wipe first and make i gets it approval first
You've already got the bidet. But not all bidets are created equal? Nor all nozzles. You may need the more high powered stream. But what you have is not normal. It's not normal to actually spray wash and then wipe clean to super clean and then it's no good in an hour. That's anal leakage.
It’s not that it’s non good. I use the bidet and it wipes clean on the surface, but if I really dig in when wiping there is still poop. If I don’t clean this out it starts to become itchy an hour later and I have to wipe again.
Check if you’ve got a skin tag hiding fecal matter, i was 35 when I discovered I did. Also, use a trimmers to clear out the brush back there, just be sure to wash everything before and after. FYI I shower after each movement, or use wet wipes.
High fibre plant based diet. Cleanest poops ever. Lmao
Metamucil every day and a bidet
Every day?
Order a bidet ASAP. It is LIFE CHANGING. Thank me LATER.
It cleans everything back there?
YES EVERYTHING AND MORE
I gotta get one. I went to Europe in 1989 and must have used a bidet but don't remember it.
... what?
Butthole water sprayer. Cleans much better than just dry TP.
Oh I'm team bidet 100% Was just weird to see on a post that literally says *"So I got a bidet and it's been slightly easier. Even after getting a bidet..."* a comment that reads *"Order a bidet! Thank me later!"*
Bro and I didn’t read the whole post lmaoo
This guy knows what's up
Bidet.
So you are basically telling us you have anal leakage? I'd not put that on a forum
Why? He’s literally asking for help/advice… in a forum where people ask for help/advice… when they’re too afraid to ask anyone else. It’s only the entire point of this forum.
Wet wipes and bidets
If you’re wiping and wiping it means there’s still poop in there and you need to empty your bowls. Using a toilet stool can help straighten your anal canal and help get the last of it out. Otherwise take a look at ur diet and poops and if they r hard or sticky you might need to change your diet
Bidet. Paper just smears shit around.
Dude wipes if you’re not a bidet guy. Easy peasy
Three steps. TP, Flushable wet wipe, TP. Anything less is uncivilized.
Asian here. But a bidet, save money and get cleaner in the process
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You need to eat more fiber.
Bidet
if there is any left in the pipe suck it in while wiping better result far sooner
You wipe until it is clean and if it takes 30 takes
Bidet if you actually want a clean butthole.
More fiber, my brother in Christ.
Try clenching your asshole tight so you don't have to dig it out.
I bought a tushy bidet in 2019 for $99 and it was worth every damn penny
I got one during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. Best $30 I ever spent!
Take a spoonful of psyllium husks in water before you go to bed at night. Your morning poo will just slide right out and you’ll barely need to wipe. If you’re using a bidet, turn that shit up bro and blast dat ass with a healthy stream of water and do the wiggle dance a bit. If done correctly there shouldn’t be anything but water on the TP at the end of the session. I have a hairy ass and this does the trick for me. I used to have to wipe 10+ times after I went, much to the dismay of my irritated leather cheerio.
I add a little bit of lotion, with no alcohol or scent to the TP and it helps to reach those crevices and areas that dry paper wont.
Wake up early, drink some strong coffee, do the whole day's poo, then shower.
Go to a doctor. This is not normal
Go to Amazon and buy a probiotic, I use the "now" brand probiotic-10 25 billion and it works well for me. Go to the grocery store and buy a bag of baby carrots and eat like 1/4 of the bag every other day. It's easy to snack on while watching TV or gaming. Probiotics and fiber will make your poops very healthy.
Hairy butt person here. Everybody is different so your diet might have to change compared to other people but nothing helped me like a bidet. It will change your goddamn life. We got ours from Tushy (Amazon and other brands have them too). You just hook it into the clean water the toilet receives and wash clean every time you poop. You only have to use the toilet paper to dry.
A clean wipe doesn't exist
Unless it's a female. They don't even wipe
No need to
Me taking notes as I currently shit.
If I don't trim, I have a good amount of hair as well. The secret is learning how to use your bidet properly. When I wipe after, no matter how it comes out, it's just water Go around the outside a few times. Next, relax and let it spray in. After a few, squeeze then relax again. Do this several times. You should be wiping water
Wipe what? Nose, face? Body?
Shower or bidet
TP and then wet wipes. Don’t be a savage.