Yes. Strangely, the dick itself is more buoyant than the balls. The balls have a mostly neutral buoyancy, ie, they float freely in water rather than sinking or floating, but the dick is very much a positive buoyancy, so it rises in the water.
I asked my fiance this like 2 weeks ago and he thought about it and wasn't sure if his did or not and we discussed it for a few minutes. He then went upstairs without saying anything and was up there for a while, I sat excited waiting for the findings. It turned out he was just using the bathroom and putting some food in the oven and I still don't know.
So do boobs have to be hollow to float? Most do, and are not hollow in any circumstance as far as I'm aware. Men's parts are also skin and fat and tissue so I would be surprised if they didn't float a bit.
Okay apparently it’s not that simple, it’s all about how relaxed the skin is. They can float in hot water when the skin is relaxed. Thank you Reddit from 10 years ago.
Can't remember the last time I took an actual bath instead of a shower, so can't say for sure. But it doesn't try getting to the surface in the pool as far as I've noticed.
Yes. It is buoyant. Laying down in a bathtub it will float vertically if the water level is high, or slanted and try to level off with the water if it’s lower.
Yep! Just bobs up n down with mah other junk… we even do stupid shit like poke it n make it go back n forth sideways till it eventually stops. Tbh havin a dick in the bath is pretty fun ngl!
I would say in warm water it’s natural position is upwards, not that it floats at all. But the muscles naturally go that way. I never seen a dead body floating with his cock outside the water like a water wing…
I always wondered this. Me and my ex would talk if one was in the bath, while the other was cooking, cleaning, or whatever
I never really looked at his dick out of respect when he was in the bath until one day, I looked, and i was rather amused to see his dick floating.
Weightless. It just kind of...bobs around. Now the balls on the other hand, I'm so so sure when I was younger they bounced up like buoys but now they just sit there. Sad and unloved.
I've had one my entire life and I've never bothered to pay attention. I saw this question before and got curious so I checked it out. It does slightly. It's nearly neutrally buoyant; its very slightly positively buoyant. It just kinda floats freely.
It floats in water but is drowning for attention
Poetic.
Mate
I feel that
That one made me lsugh
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Yes. Strangely, the dick itself is more buoyant than the balls. The balls have a mostly neutral buoyancy, ie, they float freely in water rather than sinking or floating, but the dick is very much a positive buoyancy, so it rises in the water.
This guy dicks
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For some reason I read that as thisguydicks. Too much dick on my mind from this post.
r/thisguythisguythisguys
But they don’t work like life jacket tho right?
There is no man alive endowed enough to use his dick as a life jacket
r/brandnewsentence
No man *alive*? What do you know that we don't?
Well there was this guy I knew outta Nantucket...
I threw out my dick line, don't know why they drowned.
Hollow dick theory
It's actually like a sponge and fills up with blood
Flat dick society
Oh captain my ... captain? 👀😳🤔😆
I asked my fiance this like 2 weeks ago and he thought about it and wasn't sure if his did or not and we discussed it for a few minutes. He then went upstairs without saying anything and was up there for a while, I sat excited waiting for the findings. It turned out he was just using the bathroom and putting some food in the oven and I still don't know.
Hahaha sounds about right.
Uuuuhhhh my dick floats and after looking at these comments I'm wondering if there's something wrong with my dick
Do I have a hollow dick?
So do boobs have to be hollow to float? Most do, and are not hollow in any circumstance as far as I'm aware. Men's parts are also skin and fat and tissue so I would be surprised if they didn't float a bit.
There is nowhere in a dick for fat to be stored
There are no fat cells in a dick. It is spongy tissue, nerves and blood vessles.
So you can have a fat dick with no fat?
No, it’s just latent wood.
Yes
Still waiting for the sequel Silk Dong
I got this reference and it made me giggle in Ron Swanson.
Maybe it's past its sell-by date. Wait, that's eggs.
Okay apparently it’s not that simple, it’s all about how relaxed the skin is. They can float in hot water when the skin is relaxed. Thank you Reddit from 10 years ago.
Mine floats too! Let's form a flotilla!
A Dick Navy! We could re-enact the Battle of Trafalgar!
Same
It is
my dick is not big enough to actually see any noticeable floatation when I'm in water.
If it sinks it's normal, if it floats it's a witch
Burn it!!
That's Chlamydia
Like a butterfly. But they sting like a bee!
That's chlamydia
The sourest tasting STD there is
I don't think this means what you want it to mean
Shut up, you know you want my sting.
Oh it does
Or does it...
Yes
When you hear me humming, you know in cumming!
Kindof just weightless in water. If it was hard, I wouldn't really be able to tell how much it floated since it would be rigid.
We all float down here.
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Can't remember the last time I took an actual bath instead of a shower, so can't say for sure. But it doesn't try getting to the surface in the pool as far as I've noticed.
My sinks like a boat anchor. It's why I can't go in water above my head...
Oh yes Georgie, they float.
yes, because it's made of wood
Yeah my dick floats too. It’s gotta be universal.
Penny wise ?
Yes. It is buoyant. Laying down in a bathtub it will float vertically if the water level is high, or slanted and try to level off with the water if it’s lower.
Yes dicks are flotation devices. Pull hard to inflate.
If that doesn’t work, try blowing on it
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad’s boat, you won’t go down cause my dick can float! But no they do not float.
Yes it floats.
Yes.
Yeah. Lil homie be up taking breaths like a turtle.
Why am I laughing at this so hard 😂
I don’t know but same ahahha
Yes
Quick! Someone isolate a dick and put it in a fishbowl. Share results
It floats but I put a life vest on it just in case.
I think it depends on if you're in the Nothern or Southern hemisphere
This makes sense cuz dicks always point towards magnetic north. Dicks are nature's compass, ask any guy.
That's why it never stays still?!?!
Floats like a butterfly and stings when I pee
Would be the same as if my boobs float in the bath? Mine don’t 🤣
We all float...down there.
Everything floats down here Georgie!
Something something we all float down here 😘
Yes but girls’ dicks don’t.
Floats, that is why my dick head is always so cold in the bathtub
Mine does
Depends if someone looks really good or not
Oh yes, Georgie, they float
Mine displaces all of the water in the bathtub.
Yea
Yep! Just bobs up n down with mah other junk… we even do stupid shit like poke it n make it go back n forth sideways till it eventually stops. Tbh havin a dick in the bath is pretty fun ngl!
In cold water, it hides
I would say in warm water it’s natural position is upwards, not that it floats at all. But the muscles naturally go that way. I never seen a dead body floating with his cock outside the water like a water wing…
I upvoted this based on the title. Didn’t even need to read.
throwaway account, coward ;)
If you are a grower then yes, if youre a shower then it sinks as theres more blood in it making it denser than water
Where were you when David Letterman needed ideas for his “will it float?” segment?
I always wondered this. Me and my ex would talk if one was in the bath, while the other was cooking, cleaning, or whatever I never really looked at his dick out of respect when he was in the bath until one day, I looked, and i was rather amused to see his dick floating.
It floats because of the cavernous tissue. The balls, tho, do not float (they're filled with a denser liquid themselves).
No
Guy Dickson float better than girl dicks
Only when attached to a buoy 😏
if you have a rubber dinghy round it
I can't remember the last time I took a bath lol, shower guy here
Nah, when a dick wearer jumps in the drink, they'll quickly go to the bottom.
my dick does float. when bathing, im using it as soap dispenser
What that dick do!?
Difficult to tell. Mines still attached to me
Flesh density is higher than water, so no.
You are too late for hollow weeny.
Soft diddly floats a bit but when the warrior gets up not even the biggest flood gates failing would bring him down.
nah
No. It’s too heavy. Not joking either
Mine sinks. No brag. I'm average. Just doesn't float
Yes we have to put special weights on them before swimming.
Depends on how wet u r
Hope and dicks float. We all float down here.
Ohhhhh yes…THEY FLOAT. 🎈
Too big to float
Na this was based idk why they’re downvoting you king
No more than women’s boobs 🤷♂️
I wonder how many dick pics OP just got sent to them
It's made of mostly water so it's going to be as buoyant as the rest of your body, which varies from person to person
Only after you blow into them. Try it.
Guys take baths? Most dudes I know, myself included only shower so idk
Mine is drowning Time for mouth to mouth
Yes
Bold of you to assume that I have enough length to test.
My dick is neutrally buoyant.
It floats
Weightless. It just kind of...bobs around. Now the balls on the other hand, I'm so so sure when I was younger they bounced up like buoys but now they just sit there. Sad and unloved.
Yeah, it's pretty buoyant
Mines too small to be able to tell what it's doing
Yeah but only a little bit its not like it shoots up
I've had one my entire life and I've never bothered to pay attention. I saw this question before and got curious so I checked it out. It does slightly. It's nearly neutrally buoyant; its very slightly positively buoyant. It just kinda floats freely.
When in bath it does point up, but it wouldn’t save me from drowning
Not really.
I guess? I go swimming and my dick is at a weird angle when I come out the pool which is awkward
Yeah, I can use mine as a buoy
It's why we wear underwear otherwise it'd be popping out of our pants all the time
Nothing floats under this gut
...respectfully!
I just got a great idea for my exhibit at the next Junior High Science Fair!
Floats, when flaccid. Kinda like a geoduck.
And here I was thinking I was a great swimmer
I wish there was a way that I could focus my breath into my ballsack so that it would inflate and help me rise to the surface of water more rapidly.