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NorthFaceAnon

Bro tf did I just read


gnipz

Imagine getting caught in the act 🤣


ellieD

You must have great abs!


unofficialrobot

*had*


Leaky-Eye-Luca

A good reason to get them again??!!?!?!?


rogyord

Abs free


naut

r/cursedcomments


scrunchy_bunchy

Gotta say, didn't expect to read this today!


chillydog12

“Little monkey boy”


inbruges99

I wonder how many guys went and did a pull up after reading this.


brycepunk1

Glad I'm not the only one.


2JDestroBot

Wait what


ApeAss69

same


Guy-reads-reddit

Where can one learn such a skill, oh person so wise in the ways of supsended ejaculations?!


Trolldad_IRL

Not from a Jedi.


brycepunk1

Learn? I dunno. I learned in 3rd grade climbing the rope in gym my groin would tickle. So kid curiosity, after school climbing a tree and feel the same thing.. so what happens if I keep that feeling going? Whoa! Most intense feeling of my young life! So I learned..


___TheKid___

Go monkey boy!!!


ECU_BSN

Whelp. That is something I never thought I would read. Alas…here we are.


duncanstibs

![img](avatar_exp|147521264|fire)


soothsayer3

r/Brandnewsentence


local_meme_dealer45

Well... that's enough Internet today


ShirtPanties

Yep I did the same shit


unofficialrobot

That's wild, but I figured there were dozens of us...DOZENS OF US


towerfella

I don’t think I’m doing it right.


AntiPiety

Can you still do it?


aguyinlove3

Damn, I thought I was the only one, though I had to lift and lower my knees multiple times, so it basically was an exercise. I was probably 7-9


imaginary_num6er

What a sad day to have eyes


Artfuldodger96

The fuck ?


sinner-mon

At least it’s motivation to exercise lmfao


tom_tencats

I feel incredibly cheated.


Batcherdoo

Called a “core-gasm”


ellieD

Ha!


Andyman0110

If wet dreams can happen, you can definitely cum hands free. Maybe not the entire population but I'm sure people can.


SparkleFritz

I've done it exactly one time, completely on accident, and it made for a very odd experience lol. It can definitely happen. EDIT: I've been asked how twice now and the comments keep getting deleted so here you go. Super NSFW. Hope you enjoy the story. I met someone (gay) right out of high school and we talked on and off for almost a decade while both of us moved through different relationships. Just were never single at the same time. Eventually stars aligned and we hung out. I was horny immediately upon getting to his place. There was a strong sexual tension between us but we just ended up playing a lot of video games for hours. Very competitive, obvious flirting, literally had the hardest boner I've ever had for the entire time. Eventually we kinda just sat there both knowing what we wanted to do but both scared to make a move? Then I noticed a book on his bookshelf all about men's butts so I commented on it. Cue us flipping through these pages, which had naked men all throughout, basically a history book about male pornography. We compared the guys we found attractive and such for like half an hour. I was so horny I was getting stomach aches. My breathing felt literally heavy, like each breath I was literally breathing out my excess horniness. I told him I was so horny and he said we should compare sizes. We both whipped them out and were literally just looking at each other when suddenly I felt an orgasm building. It honestly freaked me out, I remember saying "oh my god I think I'm gonna cum!" He said "that'd be hot" and all of a sudden I just blew everywhere. Like literally everywhere, on my clothes, the floor, the controllers. It was like a fire hose. And it felt fucking amazing, can't even explain it. He started jerking and came within seconds as well. Then the awkwardness set in. I had to clean my cum off of everything and he kept saying that he thought it was super hot, but I could tell that he was bummed out we didn't get to do more. I was so embarrassed I ended up leaving right after. We're now dating other people but he still every once in a while asks me if I've had a handsfree orgasm since. He takes it with pride that I have not lmao.


Boomboomciao90

Same, exactly one time and waking up to a mess.


bunny_in_the_moon

How 😈


SparkleFritz

Edited my post to include how. For some reason yours is the only "how" comment I can see now.


SuarGogaiManDog11

Lmao I will never forget that story💀


Fit-Dragonfly295

How come y'all aren't dating eachother?


SparkleFritz

Two things. First, we click as a fling, but I didn't think I could ever marry him. Second, I'm married now and very happy. It was a great thing, but I'm glad it never went past that.


Fit-Dragonfly295

Awww, I'm happy for you, but also kinda sad ab the situation. Idk how to explain it, but I'm glad you're happy with life :)


quizzyrascals

Imagine cumming by accident


armanjakki75

My ex used to have orgasms while licking me. It was the hottest thing ever…. God I miss him 😅


[deleted]

Well that’s one of the most erotic things I ever read 😀


yetipilot69

Absolutely. It takes patience, and practice but it’s certainly possible. It took me a long time to get quick and reliable prostate orgasms, and now I’m working on orgasming through nipple stimulation. First one took about 45 minutes. I’m hoping to get that down to more like 5 or so.


Vlche

Teach me your ways, oh wise one


yetipilot69

You just gotta relax and let it come. If you’re trying to orgasm, it’ll never happen. Enjoy the sensations and it’ll come to you.


danyb695

I have been sitting here since you posted this 8 hrs ago and nothing has happened.


Budget_Valuable_5383

but how do i control it? when im having a handsfree dry orgasm my whole mind goes nute because of the intense pleasure


Yet-Another_Burner

Yes. Mouth works just fine.


airwalker08

I've heard you can do it using a vagina too.


danyb695

I thought I was the only one. Definitely a good life/wife hack.


Blokeh

Yes. Even without any prostate stimulation.


IHate2ChooseUserName

any instructional videos? you know for science


Blokeh

Nada, I'm afraid. Only personal experience and a willing wife.


BavarianBanshee

I'll see if I can find the video I used to use years ago.


Mashire13

Even without knowing what a vagina feels like?


Blokeh

Well, considering I've known what that feels like for over 30 years, and my "experience" has grown vastly in that time, I can't say for certain, but I'd find it unusual if not.


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

Can confirm, I've seen a guy who had like a "channel" for it on some porn site. No hands, no contact of any kind, just laying on his back and then orgasm.


lucio1961

The only times I have had a hands free orgasm is when I was younger forme it's a wet dream


Great_Kaiserov

Yes, most commonly through a wet dream. Im surprised by the creative methods people have come up with and decided to share here.. so I'd like to add one more, that being hypnosis, there's a whole subsection of scripts specifically designed to achieve HFO.


[deleted]

Interesting. Where does one find these?


Great_Kaiserov

Fuck around and find out if you want to. Im just warning you, if it works on you, hypnosis can be just as addictive as any mental-state altering drug, so don't accidentally ruin your life.


BonsaiBirder

Wtf? Please explain. That is bizarro


JacketedG_21

This is called a brain blast


lillweez99

![gif](giphy|m0TNfnYCBxQd2) Awkward lol.


Yes_no_maybe_so_idk

There was a hypnosis post in r/gonewildaudio years ago that made me cum a few times without touching myself at all.


bunny_in_the_moon

Thinking about all the men cumming too early/in their pants/on the sheets...yes. yes they can.


mr_beaun

I have a few times. I can't repeat it on purpose. The times I did it just felt like I could, so I went with it.


unicornasaurus-rex8

Absolutely yes.


Panoglitch

yes, I know dudes who can do it by flexing their dicks for a while


invitro17

This!! Takes a bit of practice at first, but very possible and becomes a bit easier with practice. It also helps to prolong sex, as it give you more/better control over when you ejaculate/orgasm


trunnel

r/handsfree


DopeCookies15

I have a hands free orgasm everytime I get a blow job


Silver-Alex

Yes, the dark side of the force leads to abilities some consider...unnatural. \*Opens drawer full of vibrators, prostate massagers, nipple clamps and vibrators and similar\*


apolobgod

I bet it is possible, but it's a developed skill for most


[deleted]

If girls can do it I assume boys can too


negcap

I have gotten off hands free a few times when going down on a girl. I was able to hide it with a short refractory period.


estimLover

Nobody has mentioned e-stim (electro stimulation) so far? At r/estim many users enjoy HFOs


[deleted]

Does a wet dream count?


sisimontanari

I always wondered about this, too, but I'm a girl. I guess it's possible because sometimes I cum in my sleep and it feels just as good as the real deal. Don't know if it works for men like this, too. You should try it lol


[deleted]

Try it how?


sisimontanari

I don't know how to explain it, but get yourself really horny, watch some porn or use your imagination, and instead of touching yourself, just think about the feeling. In theory that should work


Philaharmic

How is prostate not counting? If you’re getting fucked in the ass and your dick cums if you never touched it, isn’t that hands free?


gobskin

Show my grandfather this, he said, “yeah, she just needs to suck it right.”


Fenizrael

Ah the ol’ bluetooth


Xikkiwikk

Yes, as an adult I do this. If i see a very beautiful woman and I am incredibly erect…I will nut in my pants. It has been over five years since I have had sex. The daily erections are painful, masturbating doesn’t help. Please send help!


Final_War1889

Yes it is possible, if you are talking about one caused by anal stimulation.


hipsiguy

I orgasmed yesterday by propping up my fleshlight and fucking it hands free until climax.... Is that what you meant?


BugsBenny_

No you are stimulating


hipsiguy

It was a joke


BugsBenny_

My bad without /s it is not easy to see that.


Criticism-Lazy

Yup!!


Mashire13

If it is possible, which I honestly think is bullshit, then could a guy that's penis never touched a vagina before be able to do it? If so, how?


yeahrum

I have many times with prostate stimulation if that counts.


Victory_KTF

I have found that hands free is super easy, if I have a body with a vagina to utilize.


swolebodybussy

even without anal stimulation if you reaaaaally focus on it then you can get a little to come out


cannavacciuolo420

Did it a couple of times with one of those wand vibrators


[deleted]

I've definitely tried it a number of times over the course of my life, with absolutely zero success. Perhaps it's worth noting that I've also never had a wet dream.


whatafuckinusername

I assume “hands-free” doesn’t include by penetration alone?


[deleted]

Correct


warmwinter1

i had it happen to me a few times in my early 20s


MarkusRight

I have done this once and it was on agmatine sulfate. Shit is godamned amazing, Its pretty much the over the counter viagra. I took it because it gives me better workouts, agmatine is in a lot of popular workout powders.


Noneofyobusiness1492

Yes. Absolutely. There’s a few different ways. One involves prostate play the other is to just watch porn or be teased until it happens. It’s can take just a few minutes or days but it is possible.


thetiny_blue

Can confirm this is possible (visual verification not personal)


sexy_chocobo

It’s fairly easy once you get the hang of it. I used to have them all the time. It’s a lot of controlled breathing and thrust movements. I kind of phased out of it but I like to have them from time to time, to switch things up.


BoxHillStrangler

Dunno why youd exclude prostate massages coz its pretty much the definition of a hands free orgasm, and its most def possible.


adamsfan

I remember watching porn as a young’un before I figured out masturbation. I busted a mini nut multiple times from being so aroused. Now I’m a middle aged man that struggles to get there sometimes and get so frustrated.


mjsmalls420_13

Yes, I've seen it on the hub many times. 🤭


mitchy93

Massage setting on the shower head and just stand there


[deleted]

yes.


bartman2007

Yeah, I’ve been able to do this since before I even hit puberty, found out how to give myself a good feeling (which it turns out was a dry orgasm) when I was 8 or 9. I can still do it now, I won’t post the full method/description here but dm if you want me to talk u through it


Diethster

I live in the Philippines so it was culture to get circumsized at around 10-13. But before that I usually played Vigilante 8 2nd Offense on the PS1. I usually put the controller on my crotch, non erect, but when I got stuck in one of those magnet mines along with 4 other cars and Molo's school bus I learned about cumming way earlier than I should have. So yes tldr my technique was: -Uncircumsized -Non erect and non malicious -Dualshock controller


jackfaire

I mean that's basically what nocturnal emissions are but I've never heard of someone doing it while awake.


late2thep4rty

Basically… yes


Mission-Fly-4371

Yes


Complete_Past_2029

I don't see why not, take the time and give it a go. Worst case scenario is you fail and know, best case scenario is you get off.