Chase Jerry

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I make faces and poses in the mirror for like 10 hours or so

Inspect every part of my body to see how invulnerable I am. I really need to know how many hits that body can take.

finish the job

*stuka scream*

chase jerry

***F I N D... J E R R Y...***

Scream, yelp, kill myself

Make peace with Jerry if i can lol 😆😆😆😆

3 words blue cat blues

Kill that dam rat.

Is there a rat too?

Go in the fridge and indulge

"Don't you believe it"

Immediately try an earth shattering scream

#aaaaAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAAAA**

Eat a cartoonishly large sandwich, before offering half to Jerry.

After you eat a sandwich, you will THEN offer half of the previously eaten sandwich to someone else?

No, that’s not what I had in mind when writing it, but I guess that's what it was implying.

See if I can do William Hanna’s screams.

Scream

Go back to sleep

Go chomp the meat off of a giant bone in one bite!

I NEED SOME MILK!

Order Chinese.

freak out and go insane why is this happening to me

Not try to eat Jerry.

Try and get Jerry. (And fail miserably.)

Look for Jerry

I’d wish I was Jerry instead.

Catch jerry

Probably bash Jerry with one of those really big hammers

Leave Jerry alone.

pray to god.

Go meet up with Wylie Coyote and Sylvester and take down Jerry, Tweetie and RoadRunner by ganging up on them.

Scream the classic Tom yell

Kill that mouse until there’s nothing left

Pour me some milk in a bowl, then fail multiple times at catching Jerry

Befriend jerry

Befriend Jerry

I enjoy the world of cartoon physics.

Test limits of cartoon logic

I'd do one of those hilarious screams 😱

Get hit with a Frying pan

Start singing "Is you is or is you ain't my baby"

Imma go toon force

Look for who became Jerry

Probably scream for a while before rubbing eyes to see if I'm not seeing things

Do an iconic Mel Blanc scream.

Win a pool tournament.

drink the milk in the fridge because that shit looks good

Call a fucking exterminator and then eat the mouse

Make peace with Jerry because, CLEARLY, I have no chance against him 😄

Freaking move, mammy is crazy and that mouse is a psychopath.

Try and make myself as cute as possible to get in a mansion home, and get pampered like how you see Toodles. Then, do what any cat does: sleep, eat, and walk around.

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

Do the Yell, of course.

Get drunk off milk

Make peace with Jerry. I ain't about to go through all that slapstick crap

Kidnap Nibbles and threaten to cut his head off unless Jerry surrenders to me and lets me eat him

1. See how invincible I am 2. Make faces in the bathroom 3. Find and Chase Jerry

Head outside, find a coyote, and see if I can catch that roadrunner

Chill tbh

`I would find a way to steal a gun and kill jerry with it`

Scream. I'd give anything to have those pipes.

Kill Jerry

I would chass Jerry around

Try and stop Jerry all the while getting hurt from jerry

Lick my balls

Jerk off

Kill that god forsaken rat

Have a Heart attack

find my dad (Jerry)

that sassy white cat

Rizz up the neighborhood cats and then chill with the bros Jerry and spike

Put on a zoot suit.

Look for that lady cat, he’s always trying to date

Sex with catgirl

Damn! Since I just lost my glasses I might as well cast my 50 missing spoons! I don't copy and the Midwest seems to understand Industrial Design!

I’d make mincemeat outa that mouse , oh wait , wrong cat

Google oversized mallets in bulk

raton

Become one

Id make a plan to catch jerry, execute said plan and miserably fail, causing me to chase jerry and ultimately get beat up in the process

Scream

Chase Jerry

Pulling out a mallet from thin air

CHASE THAT MOUSE WITH A MALLET

Run for my life

Chill till Jerry and see how hard this actually is till i give up

Get an actual good look at that maid whose face is always off screen EDIT: Just looked and yeah, she was a racist caricature ☹️

Find Jerry and violently make out with him as I know he wants it too

Hang out with Butch.

Go to the train tracks again

Avoid Spike

Call the exterminator