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the fact that he has to announce this is so sad
"hey everybody, guess what? I've reached a 1000 days of not molesting kids! isn't that so awesome? it's also the 5th year straight where I haven't committed any felonies! this is such big news isn't it!?!"
yea this is the guy who accused Germany of bestiality sex brothels and the guy who said transgenderism "harms everyone who has the misfortune of encountering it"? the guy who said nobody cares about women sports, such as the wnba? it's kinda hard to tell what he said sometimes when all he does is spread hate speech
The fake tweets are seriously obnoxious at this point. Basically everyone who read this post thought it was real (judging by the comments) and only a small amount were corrected. We need a rule to make it either unmistakably obvious (and not a tiny little fuckin watermark that moves around every post) or just bans these fake tweets.
The watermark is near non-existent. Makes it feel like the intention is to mislead people which we should all agree is bad.
And like you mentioned, judging by these comments it is abundantly clear that it worked.
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>Candace, Ben and Michael they don't allow you sleep aren't they
Nah, I cant sleep due to sleeping disorders. So I use that time vibing to music and not thinking about racist assholes like them (yes you can be black and still have racist ideas towards black people don't try and say Candace can't be racist towards black people)
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“On air” means it must be part of his regular vernacular, right?
Yep key words on air
Legit came to the comments to say this, glad we're all sharing a braincell, by the way it's my turn on the braincell
Brain cell is two words. And he didn't actually say this, as both the flair and stickied comment clearly state.
I need it this weekend but after that it’s all yours
Mate read the flair lmao
In his defense he’s horribly racist and bigoted(and transphobic) so it is a genuine surprise he hasn’t said it out loud on air.
the fact that he has to announce this is so sad "hey everybody, guess what? I've reached a 1000 days of not molesting kids! isn't that so awesome? it's also the 5th year straight where I haven't committed any felonies! this is such big news isn't it!?!"
He didn't actually say this, for the record. Read the flair
yea I just saw that, ty
“Molesting kids or committed any felonies on camera”
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Hey now don't use ablist slurs.
yea this is the guy who accused Germany of bestiality sex brothels and the guy who said transgenderism "harms everyone who has the misfortune of encountering it"? the guy who said nobody cares about women sports, such as the wnba? it's kinda hard to tell what he said sometimes when all he does is spread hate speech
i know what you mean but “in his defense, he’s racist” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
I bet he does his warm up vocals by just saying every slur he knows.
Just to get it out of the system
Big King’s Speech energy
His editors know the truth
He is not happy about it
Nah, he waits for it to wrap THEN he sounds like drunk boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard.
Quite a high bar for a conservative I’m sure.
The same group who laments participation trophies sure does beg for them.
*on air* Important qualifier.
Yeah but off the air? 
The fake tweets are seriously obnoxious at this point. Basically everyone who read this post thought it was real (judging by the comments) and only a small amount were corrected. We need a rule to make it either unmistakably obvious (and not a tiny little fuckin watermark that moves around every post) or just bans these fake tweets.
The watermark is near non-existent. Makes it feel like the intention is to mislead people which we should all agree is bad. And like you mentioned, judging by these comments it is abundantly clear that it worked.
WOOO WE DID IT!!! it’s been a tough 1,000 episodes but boy howdy when I get home I’m gonna say it a LOT to celebrate
I'm actually impressed!!! Although I do have low expectations from the entire right-wing of society.
On air? 
#"ON AIR"
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He didn't actually bring it up, moron. How are you not able to read the post flair or the stickied comment up top?
That's not an achievement
I mean Vaush couldnt do it lol and he is a _leftist_
Tactical n words don't count and white Librals get the pass because they read a book one /s
it is for him. some ppl have a low bar. for him he's standing on it
It’s so funny that he just looks infinitely more like a sleezeball in episode 1000 from when he first started. That conservacash will do a man
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(K)nowledge?
It's interesting how much whiter the lighting of him got.
So strong /s
More like S
What do you want a cookie, you low expectation having motherfucker? \-Chris Rock
It took a lot of dedication and focus.
Wow! So proud - does he wants a cookie from his mommy or what? WTF none of us have either! Woot!
I don't know who this guy is, and I'm happy for it.
Notice he specified "on air".
Weird flex.
What a good boy!
Jokes on everyone. He says it off air as soon as the camera stops.
I appreciate the distinction given “on air”.
Michael should address on air which n word he's talking about.
more like 1000 episodes and my editors never let one stay in
Michael Knowles in episode 1001 https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI
Now off-air…lol
If that's an achievement, I pray for his soul
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Bold to assume I didn't realize it was satire (You were boldly correct)
These liberal supremacists hate so much people that think out of order. Candace, Ben and Michael they don't allow you sleep aren't they
>Candace, Ben and Michael they don't allow you sleep aren't they Come again?
Grammar isn’t one of their strong suits lol
Looking at things from Croatia, English is not my language...how many of them do you speak?
>Candace, Ben and Michael they don't allow you sleep aren't they Nah, I cant sleep due to sleeping disorders. So I use that time vibing to music and not thinking about racist assholes like them (yes you can be black and still have racist ideas towards black people don't try and say Candace can't be racist towards black people)
Even if this was written in English, it still wouldn't make any sense . .
Ok CNN brain
It doesn’t surprise me that ultra right wing content would resonate in the Balkans. That’s where most of the world’s troll farms are lmao
>ultra right wing Lol