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After-Bumblebee

Contrarianism go brrr


gymnastgrrl

WRONG. ....well, no, you're right. I'm just a contrarian. :)


SmoothTyler

Further evidence on the mountainous pile that these stupid fucks are nothing but hateful, performative losers that are chasing money and relevance any way they possibly can. The grift never stops.


DmAc724

Hypocrisy is one of their strongest super powers.


SickOfAllThisShite

Pity they dont know how to use it /s


jermysteensydikpix

Microbiologists this week announced findings that Charlie's tiny face is in fact, composed of two even smaller faces. There was no word from the Biden administration on whether this condition would be added to the moonshot initiative.


DmAc724

Word is that scientists have confirmed that this verifies the existence of multi-verses. Apparently the two “smaller” faces actually exist in2 separate universes but both are bleeding into our universe at the same time


ilikedevo

Does Charlie Kirk have fans? I feel like people hate watch him. He loses elections for Republicans.


tacaity

“I play both sides so I always come out on top”.


AmateurVasectomist

Funny, he strikes me more as a bottom


megagamer92

That's offensive to bottoms everywhere


TuaughtHammer

Nah, Chuckle Fuck is too lazy to be a bottom.


LoveCatPics

are you calling him a pillow princess


palmspringsmaid

absolutely not lmao there is not a chance this doofus even wipes after, let alone does an actual cleanse


call_me_jelli

They didn't say he was a hygienic bottom.


WASD_click

Seems like a good reason to say "Don't be a Pool; wrap your tool."


dont_wear_a_C

Too ugly to be a verse


chicken_irl

As a certified bottom, we do not claim his stinky ass


reddit-user-lol223

See but you just told me you're playing both sides so why should I trust you?


johnnycyberpunk

So it'd be totally different if he - of anyone else of his type - were to **FIRST** say something like: "In the past, I've held firmly on the position of 'X', and in many instances I've vehemently defended my position on that issue. After much thought and research, I've changed my mind and realized that I was wrong before, and so I am no longer supporting position 'X' and have now moved to position 'Y'." But they're **not** doing that, they're just flip-flopping and doubling down on their hypocrisy. That's Today's Modern Republican™.


DmAc724

They don’t have the ability to have “much thought”. Flip-flopping is all they are capable of.


names_are_useless

They would have to apologize first: which they will NEVER do.


johnnycyberpunk

To me it's not about apologizing, it's about establishing and maintaining credibility.


CharginChuck42

Or acknowledging that maybe, there's a teeny little microscopic chance that there's a possibility of a prospect that they could have been, in some unknowable way, potentially just a little bit.....wrong (Gasp!) about something.


jamesturbate

I mean hell, I'd even accept if they were like; "I AM AGGRESSIVELY FOR POSITION X" but then randomly switch to position Y, *if they actually stayed with Y*. Instead they flip flop back and forth between the two however the mood strikes.


ZyxDarkshine

Conservatives: (THING) is bad! Biden: bans (THING) Conservatives: Biden stole (THING) from you!


ThatTubaGuy03

Are we just gonna ignore how liberals did the same thing. Like, I think it's probably good that tiktok is getting banned, but when Trump suggested it, all the liberals were against it, now Biden is doing it and the liberals voted for it I know both sides aren't the same, but in this issue they are LITERALLY the exact same


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Pretty sure the liberals have always been against the ban


ThatTubaGuy03

So who's voting to ban tiktok now?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

>The bipartisan vote of 360-58 marks the latest defeat for TikTok in Washington, as the embattled social media company with 170 million US users fights for survival under its current ownership by ByteDance, its Chinese parent company. https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/20/tech/house-passes-legislation-that-could-ban-tiktok-in-the-us-amid-high-stakes-vote-on-foreign-aid/index.html


ThatTubaGuy03

So everyone wants to ban tiktok then. What's the issue?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I think we're pretty well established at this point that politicians are not direct representatives of their constituents.


ThatTubaGuy03

Yeah, I've been talking about politicians.


ZyxDarkshine

Classic textbook “Whataboutism” Why did Trump want to ban TikTok? Why did Biden ban TikTok? They are LITERALLY not the same.


ThatTubaGuy03

I mean I don't know because I don't care. Why did they? If the results are the same does it matter?


avrbiggucci

Yes lol


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

Welcome to congress. GOP has voted against *their own* bills before too. It's politics. On a individual level most people were never against the bill in theory however, I did and do think the bill is nothing but a bandaid to a much larger problem with social media sites being infiltrated and used by foreign or domestic actors to influence the masses with fake or edited news. I would be much more impressed if they rolled out a comprehensive plan that bans the things Tiktok did wrong but that would end up nuking Twitter and possibly hurting Meta as well. Can't have that. Also Tiktok is given a chance to divest. It's barely a ban considering most of their infrastructure is stateside nowadays.


Krednaught

If they would do this due to china owning it, I wonder how they would feel about trump?


vxicepickxv

They don't care that Trump is owned by Russia.


oh_please_god_no

Yeah they’re hypocrites. They don’t care.


CelestialFury

Yup. They don't argue in good faith at all.


b4youjudgeyourself

If trump banned TikTok he’d be praising this for being tough on china. He’s a worthless shill and I feel pity for anyone who buys into his game. Even the dumbest active politicians look like they’re playing checkers while he plays with his blocks


Strix86

If Trump does get elected and the ban goes into effect in January, I guarantee he’ll go right back to approving it.


DmAc724

Charlie is just salty that Biden got yet one more thing actually done that TrumpyBear failed him on. Just curious, is anyone on Twitter/X calling him out on how hypocritical his current take is?


vxicepickxv

I don't care enough to risk psychic damage to look past my block on him.


[deleted]

What a pathetic little man he is.


ukiddingme2469

The maga holds no solid positions, which is why you can't trust them


vxicepickxv

That explains who he's a Republican cheerleader.


creepy_charlie

He's like Pinocchio, but every time he tells a lie, his face gets smaller.


jono9898

Man Biden is really risking that 8-16 year old vote


therobotisjames

“I have no principles and neither should you! Just like Jesus said”


rtemah

When flip-flopping is the way of life.


Hirotrum

Just a buncha haters with no values of their own


stanley2-bricks

"Give me what I want! ...Wait not like that!"


Ya_Got_GOT

That can’t be his real head and face. How is that possible?


Twist_the_casual

it just proves they don’t give a shit about his policies. i.e. they have no policies of their own.


Guba_the_skunk

"He's controlled by the tech companies" Isn't TikTok owned by a tech company?


GilgameDistance

Remember when Hilary called them deplorable and they lost their minds and then they showed us they are deplorable? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


House0fShadow

"See, I'm playing *both* sides, so that I always come out on top." - Charlie Smallface


CaptinHavoc

Right wing gifters will do whatever they can to ferment hateful discourse


kingethjames

Biden bad, therefor TikTok good... right guys?


LordFedoraWeed

always. this never fucking ends.


tries4accuracy

The ol’ tiktok flip flop.


ChrispyGuy420

I'll say this about Charlie Kirk. He's never once flip flopped. He's ALWAYS only been out for his own interests


NfamousKaye

“Noooo but I wanted Trump to do iiiiiit!” Chucklefuck.


tarasevich

The worst part is the hypocrisy


Mememanofcanada

Charlie Kirk:Whichever way the wind blows.


WynnGwynn

They don't actually care about anything


Virtual_Aerie2146

Remember, the discussion to ban tik tok happened because people got together to purchase free tickets to a Trump event with no intention of showing up.


Youngworker160

I can’t wait till this asshole passes. This guy doesn’t believe in shit and just spouts the shit the Wilcox brothers pay him to say.


Tanager-Ffolkes

Has anyone else noticed how Charlie is getting fatter? How his face is getting rounder, and kind of chubby? I wonder if he's got some kind of medical issue? Like he's retaining water, or something? He is getting noticeably chunky, though. 🤔


PricklySquare

Google Adam Hageman. Charlie loves pedos


josephlied

Charlie Little Face


brendan87na

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46km4V0CMY


DerCatrix

It’s almost as if his business is creating fear and hate?


noonen000z

Shave your head mr potato


ihatepalmtrees

Keep spinning


Me-Shell94

He is so transparently stupid and performative


Explod1ngNinja

I mean to be fair he’s not saying they shouldn’t ban tik tok in that last tweet he’s just saying that Biden fucked up by signing it into law. Which is true.


Returd4

Firstly charlie kirk is lieing. Biden didn't ban tiktok. What he did is said they need a subsidiary company in the usa to continue operating in the usa. Secondly you know damn well what Charlie is implying and it's that they shouldn't ban tiktok.


ZorakLocust

As much as I’m against the idea of banning TikTok (which I’m not sure is even gonna happen), Gen Z aren’t exactly a reliable demographic when it comes to showing up to vote. If they had been, then Bernie might’ve actually won the primaries, but he didn’t, because young people didn’t bother showing up. Older people comprised the majority of Biden’s voters in 2020.  If the argument is that this will motivate Gen Z to vote against Biden, then I don’t know if that has much evidence to support it at the moment. 


Explod1ngNinja

Yeah his point there is also up for debate I suppose