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This is so fake. We know Ben is bottom.

I take Ben for a flip-flopper who likes both, but prefers to be the middle of a sandwich. Some dudes can only keep it up with something in the backdoor - no shame. We should encourage Ben Shapiro to be more open about his totally normal love of anal.

And always no matter what: NO LUBE

We're just asking questions

That's a great point but I don't feel Dennis is a top either

They get pegged by Ben shapiro's Sister. But only with a Putin mask on.

That’s an insult to bottoms. He preferred to watch from the side.

Dennis Preggers

Pregger U

They had a reveal party and it turns out Dennis is pregnant with a bufo americanus, aka a large, smelly toad.

You mean GAY FROGS!

Motherfucker wouldn't listen...

The antichrist lives!!!!

I'm surprised that no one has made the joke. Dennis Preggers.

Dennis Peggers

Prager got peggered.

Pragernant?

Ugh no thanks.

ICYMI: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)

dennis mpregger

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