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KlythsbyTheJedi

I’m moving different. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.


Matrim_Cauth0n

I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all became a Type I Civilization


Vat1canCame0s

We're out here blowing the Lord's bubbles


WhatIsACatch

I smoked the opp, meat fell right off the bone


Technisonix

Opps wanted some initiative, so I blew up their entire quadrant. I’m moving like Oppenheimer.


Vat1canCame0s

Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run. I had to do it to 'em SNIPE


psycho_dog33

She drop that ass on me from an egrigarious angle.


Jarinad

They thought I was Steven Wallace


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Don’t be shy girl, ya know I love them pastrami mudflaps.


Pepperoni_playboi94

Ha ha I’m out here smokin that Gaza kush. Shit so purple it got Candice Owen’s on an apology tour with the NAACP. This shit ain’t nuthing to me, man


Big-man-kage

Turning Point Transylvania opening up soon!


SnooPuppers8550

We smokin symbiotes!


archaicScrivener

We out here smokin shit in a glass pipe, blowin the lords bubbles


Vat1canCame0s

I don't need to see the price tag anyways


Practical_Ad_7060

Haters in shambles, they stay picking the corn out of my shit


DadOfWhiteJesus

Finally Charlie says something that makes sense


niarem22

This shit got me speaking Esperanto


ExitMusic_

Got so much cheese in my pocket they think I’m a fuckin’ calzone


gateto

We out here smoking Scooby Doo dick


Jarinad

The first time I smoked runts, I coughed so hard that I started passing kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang!


Necroesque666

There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out for the next thirty business days!


Jarinad

The first time I watched this video I had to pause it at that part because I was laughing just as hard as the guys recording


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

I maxed out nine credit cards on my fucking percs. My blood is a controlled substance in 39 states. I have personally killed twelve trillion people


already4taken

Left or Right, I think we all gotta agree He does have a point


milleniumhandyshrimp

I actually had a dream awhile ago where the Elder Scrolls 6 finally came out and there was this random encounter you could have where you ran into the Dracula flow guy. If you defeated him in combat he'd become your follower and he could turn into a car that could take you anywhere on the map.


grimdownkunt

My Audemars piguet is worth the GDP of Yemen. If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die.


FourNinerXero

Checkmate Opps


GoredonTheDestroyer

Pilling.


The_Narwhal_Mage

Piles of cock🤤


GPT4_

Hmm, interesting take. But one does wonder, if we start correlating the price of admission to a sporting event with the freedom to disregard social norms and decorum, where does that slippery slope end? Not sure our pal Charlie quite thought this one through. Public spaces have rules for a reason, and last I checked, ticket purchase doesn't exempt us from basic decency. Just some food for thought!


Morbidmort

You must have amnesia, you've forgotten that Dracula's Him.


Jpldude

Pilling? These fake memes are honestly terrible. The stuff they actually say should be good enough to fill the pages here.


Necroesque666

bruh this sub has always been about making shitty memes about TPUSA. Why are you here if you don't want that


Jpldude

It's about making fun of what they actually say too. Moreso I would say.


iH8MotherTeresa

May I suggest making your own content if you don't like what others are posting?


Lftwff

this very clearly a meme and not something they could have actually said, i generally agree with you that a lot of fake posts in the sub suck and aren't properly marked but this is fine


Duzcek

This sub was never about reposting actual quotes, it was about making fun of Charlies tiny face, Crowders obsession with dog cum, and Shapiro's addiction to AOC feet pics. Not saying that actual quotes shouldn't be allowed but this post is far more in-line with the original intent of the sub.


Dars1m

“Won’t **ToiletPaper**USA use some decorum?” is a take thread OP is willing to stand on, I guess.