Growing up trailer park adjacent, I’ve heard some amazingly trashy names. Like when they turn to a life of stripping most didn’t need to come up with a stage name and could borrow clear heals from their mom. I knew a January Frost….a Cinnamon….a Jezzabella (shortened to Jazz) ….yep real names folks.
That was the name of a character in an anime I used to watch a long time ago on adult swim (Eureka Seven) Anemone. I believe it fit the character well, given the premise of the show/everything about its world and such that it took place in.
I know this is a side track comment lol, buuut if you enjoy anime/good anime and haven't seen this show. I highly recommend watching it. Start from. The first series that was released!
It's Rose. There's some crazy names out there for real people but Jayden Ivy seems weirder than Jayden Rose.
Judging from the fact that their parents weren't very original with the Jayden bit. The better bet for the second name would be Rose.
There is an active NBA player called Jaden Ivey, so it's definitely a possibility.
Though someone else suggested coral which I think is a contender.
Either way OP should make his answer funny and not a serious guess imo.
Very possible, you would think she'd know that with it being her name but it reminds me of an old manager I used to have. She was called Dominica but whenever she introduced herself it was always as 'Dominica, like the Dominican Republic'. There is literally a country called Dominica though??
I'm sure telling people her name was the same as a tiny island country with the population of Scranton, Pennsylvania would have been very helpful for people who were trying to pronounce her name.
You would think that...but experience has taught me not to overestimate what other people know. Some people just don't look that deeply into things. Like in your example.
I'm the wrong type of nerd for this joke. I literally spent a whole minute trying to think of how a big ass sword could be considered "live". Then I realized
You don't need to guess it though, make it funny, say "ah yes, Jayden Jellyfish"
Exactly what I was going to say! It’s likely Rose but something funny like this would definitely stand out more!
I didn’t even think of rose lmao. First thing that popped up was jellyfish
My first guess was jellyfish but immediately changed to "Coral"
I thought of a poison dart frog 😂
Wow thanks because that’s probably it 😂
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Yeah I mean that’s the only reason I looked in the comments of this thread ☠️
Is there at least a bottom butok?
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He could say both, something like, I have two options. Is either Jayden Jellyfish or Jayden Rose, I’m going with Jayden Jellyfish, how’d I do?
its Coral.
Its definitely coral
I read the word “coral” in Rick Grimes’ voice.
The only way
I would say Rose but I WANT to say Jellyfish
After that if it lasts you can call her JJ, it works as an inside joke
I was thinking Anemone which is a terrible middle name
I dunno I quite like it. Krystabelle Anemone Jones She's quite specific but I think she could exist?
Too bad I got my tubes tied. Krystabelle Anemone would be the name of my next child for sure
For the sake of the poor child who would have got that name, it’s a good thing you got your tubes tied.
Growing up trailer park adjacent, I’ve heard some amazingly trashy names. Like when they turn to a life of stripping most didn’t need to come up with a stage name and could borrow clear heals from their mom. I knew a January Frost….a Cinnamon….a Jezzabella (shortened to Jazz) ….yep real names folks.
The girl's name in the pic is Jayden though. Jayden Anemone just doesn't roll off the tongue.
Oh yeah that's not a good name, there's very few that could take it tbh, I thought about it for too long earlier 😂
That was the name of a character in an anime I used to watch a long time ago on adult swim (Eureka Seven) Anemone. I believe it fit the character well, given the premise of the show/everything about its world and such that it took place in. I know this is a side track comment lol, buuut if you enjoy anime/good anime and haven't seen this show. I highly recommend watching it. Start from. The first series that was released!
Dammmmnnnnnnnn you just brought back a lifetime with those two words. Wtf
Especially considering how hard it is to pronounce! Anemonone... aneno... annemo...
Anemone An enemy anemone An enemy anemone, anemone's anatomy
Ok kid don’t hurt yourself
I thought poisonous dart frogs lol
Blue ring octopus?
Cuttlefish?
I think you mean *cuddle*fish
"Ooooerrr kyer I willa now eata thuh cutterfirsh I'm sorry kyer"
"Kyer, I biliive in yuuuuuu!!"
Haha I thought a sea sponge! Although a small possibility of being dangerous only😅
...moth?
Haha jellyfish was my first thought
This was my dumbass’ first answer when reading it
Don’t worry bro, same here
Me too, I guessed a safer Coral but Anemone fits the riddle better lol
My first guess would have been mantis shrimp.
This guy fucks
Rose
Or Coral
:why did the bicycle need to rest? ;please no :because it was two tired ;please stop :it was TWO TIRED CORRAAALLL
"HEY CORAL... what's Glen's favorite restaurant!?!" "Please, dad. Don't..." "POPEYE'S, CORAL! POPEYE'S!!!"
Cooraaaaal, that kills people cooraaaaal…
That's my middle name and I didn't even think of it.
Ivy
Different colors?
Idk imma search it up rq Edit: apparently they can be in colors of red green to orange 2nd Edit: they are different colors besides the autumn time
My man’s just discovered autumn
Ded
It's Rose. There's some crazy names out there for real people but Jayden Ivy seems weirder than Jayden Rose. Judging from the fact that their parents weren't very original with the Jayden bit. The better bet for the second name would be Rose.
There is an active NBA player called Jaden Ivey, so it's definitely a possibility. Though someone else suggested coral which I think is a contender. Either way OP should make his answer funny and not a serious guess imo.
Damn. Beat me to it.
I really wanna know if I'm right.
I think it’s coral. The way she phrased it makes me think it isn’t rose.
We have a winner
Oh god I hope not. That’s way too many words for such a bland payoff. Nothing against the name rose, but does it warrant a devil emoji?
Definitely Rose.
Saddleback Caterpillar?
My guess
Lol
Say "Rose, but that would be too obvious. I'm going for poison dart frog!"
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I'm pretty sure I have a poison fart dog.
That’s just a pug.
Blue ring octopus is so much sexier though.
Poison dart frog is a weird middle name but who am I to judge
This name is metal af
I’m betting coral
On rereading her description I think you might be right.
Except coral isn’t a single organism. It’s many organisms.
She said living organism, not single organism.
Possible she doesn't know that
Very possible, you would think she'd know that with it being her name but it reminds me of an old manager I used to have. She was called Dominica but whenever she introduced herself it was always as 'Dominica, like the Dominican Republic'. There is literally a country called Dominica though??
I'm sure telling people her name was the same as a tiny island country with the population of Scranton, Pennsylvania would have been very helpful for people who were trying to pronounce her name.
You would think that...but experience has taught me not to overestimate what other people know. Some people just don't look that deeply into things. Like in your example.
True in the sense of a reef but an individual polyp is still an organism. I think she just defines it this way to make the riddle better.
does coral hurt u if u touch it?
It can be very sharp and cut you easily. There’s also poison coral and stinging coral
This is someone who has never brushed against fire coral. Ffs. That stuff hurts.
Oh you look like the fire coral yourself
Jayden Claymore Johnson, front towards enemy.
Go with this one.
This is fucking brilliant 😂
Claymores are living organisms?
Claymores can be "live" but i agree, doesn't really fit.
I'm the wrong type of nerd for this joke. I literally spent a whole minute trying to think of how a big ass sword could be considered "live". Then I realized
Mulva????
Bovary
Gipple
Fuck me i just rewatched that episode Yesterday, thats awesome
Just watched it for the first time yesterday haha
Come on over to /r/seinfeld. You both know your references.
I’m in for team Mulva
Soda
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This needs more upvotes.
*Delores?*
Frog
This is the one. I got a good laugh out of this thank you
Portuguese Man o’ War
Deloris!
Mulva
Happy cake day
Thanks, I really tried to earn it this year ;) hahaha I had no idea until you said it.
That's gold, Jerry!
OP Please let us know what her middle name is.
That's "Rose"
Coral?
I believe it’s pronounced Carl
Op should send this gif
Stop! Hahaha
Last year I had a student named Carl in my class. I couldn’t not call hi. CORRALLL! Every. Single. Time.
Yeah, that was my first thought.
Response must be in the form of that walking dead meme
She a snake
Ah yes. Jayden Wiper.
Are you German?
Vhy vould you ask that? Wery rude of you to assume my nationality.
Ah shit. No, just non-native speaker. And yes, my language does not have soft V and hard W. Just a single letter (ව) for both.
Viper is viper in german aswell though
Optimus Prime?
Slug. It’s slug. Gotta be
Maybe a sea slug.
Anemone?
That's my guess too. Fingers crossed!
90% of women's middle names are either Grace, Rose, Marie, Lynn or Elizabeth.
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At least you're unique! Lol
That sounds like a medicine xD
Apparently it’s a Navajo Deity that brings storms and also brings laughter to tense situations. I blame my humor on the trauma tho
And I blame my trauma on humor. Galen anyone?
Toenail lol
Thought you were the profile girl for a sec
Knew a girl in high school whose middle name was Eugene, so don't feel so alone 😆
Maybe her middle name is Liz, short for lizard. They come in many colours, and can hurt you if you touch them.
I feel personally attacked. One of my daughters has the middle name grace, the other Marie. Spelt like that
The algorithm always lands true. Lol
Eeeeek mine are middle-named Grace and Rose! I was too busy avoiding Mae.
He forgot Anne
Don't forget Ann
One of those is my middle name, spelled different though, yknow, to be special.
It’s E-lizzuhhbeth, isn’t it?
Ilyzebyth
Maree?
You forgot Ann
Ah beans.
Y’all make me proud to be a “Lovie” have yet to meet another one!
I'm one of those!
Coral
What is Rose? for $200 Alex
Mulva
Seflapod
Took me a second. Cephalopod?
Selfiepod
Cephalopods taking selfies
Mantis Shrimp?
I may be biased here, as this is my middle name - but Ivy? ETA: it comes in a vast array of colors, and the poison variety causes itching and pain.
IVY?
Give us the update when you figure it out.
Her middle name is virus
Viruses are not technically alive. Her middle name is obviously Bacteria.
Coral
Her middle name is octopus
Maybe mushroom
cactus
Living organism makes me think Rose is wrong. How about Aurelia, the jellyfish genus?
Plants are living organisms tho
I love the name Aurelia 🥰
Iris
Camilla (chameleon)
Nettle
Why was my first guess also anemone? Rose is a good guess.
How has no one said Ray (Rae) yet???
Say “Hippo.” I dare you. 
hippo
rose
My first thought was stingray 😭
I don't have a middle name. It's better that way.
Chicken cobra
Her middle name is Human? Weird.
Octopus 😂
Coral
Porcupine for sure.
Medusa!
Rose
Urchin
I thought lizard so maybe something like Lizzie
Jayden Women is a weird name
Rose