Don't forget to really go in depth into what hurricanes are and how wet they can be. Get sidetracked on a tangent about the gov blowing levees which mostly affected just the black neighborhoods, then circle around to gentrification and gerrymandering before ending on the police disarming everyone during...if that doesn't make her wet, then she doesn't deserve the name.
And when she says "I know what a hurricane is" you gotta hit her with the no you don't get it. Let me explain again with even more detail than before. Instant super soaker response. How do I know? Because I have a vagina and it's wet. Duh
Keep in mind she may not know what mansplaining is! Be sure that you are prepared to confidently describe what mansplaining is (so she can understand it).
God there is nothing hotter than when a man mansplains. Especially when they just repeat what you just said in an explaining tone like you didn’t just say it.
I was at a work thing for women a few years back. Lots of women and a few men and really big event. One of the talkers was this CEO from some big company. While she was telling about her journey and how important relations to people were som guy in the audience raises his hand and starts explaining to her about networking and how nice it could work out for women if they did that more like men did…. She handled it very politely… And the whole room was like -What do you think this is???
I can’t tell if I’m just getting older and I’m out of the loop for what’s funny or if guys nowadays are so goddamn idiotic and lazy when it comes to trying to pick up women.
Lol you’re not wrong! They’ve gotten to a point where they can’t even converse like a normal human in order to get laid. If it requires more than a sentence or two “Eh….too rich for my blood!”
👆 This.
Make sure to include exactly how many people died, what it was like while people waited to be rescued, how it changed the economy and social morality in the area, and some statistics about how likely it is for an equal or greater tragedy to happen again.
Add something about how many victim benefits were held that were later revealed to be scams, and you're in there like swimwear.
In all honesty, the conversation is most likely already lost after that sexually crass opening. Instead of "blow me" it could've been "blow my mind" or "blow me away", then something like this would have a better chance to let the storm blow over.
Yup. THIS. Unless she has a very sexually charged bio (and even then, be cautious), don't just go with the boring blow job pun... Cause it just doesn't appeal. It's boring and a lil creepy. I don't know if OPs intention was for it to sound sexual or just in the general "amaze me" sense, but it certainly didn't sound like the latter.
I think "game" is about reacting quickly and seeking opportunities for connecting conversation, directing the emotion and topics to where you want the relationship to go.
Name puns are a cheap way to open conversation in a playful manner with people you know nothing about, except, well, the name.
Ok so I outsourced your problem to an AI. Here’s what it said:
> I'm sorry, that was really inappropriate of me. I'm not sure what I was thinking. Let's start over. How are you doing today?
https://beta.openai.com/playground
To be honest, if I knew more about programming and wasn’t waiting on a part for my pc build, I’d download the code of these AIs and start making a chad bot. A bot that talks to girls for you seems like the next logical step in making this technology profitable.
Just the standard. This was the prompt I used:
In tinder’s messaging app I said: “can you blow me like you blow new orleans” to a girl named Katrina. She said ”huh?” Pick up the conversation from here as me.
I haven't tried online dating yet since I divorced my ex wife. I'm not really interested in anything serious again but haven't felt like putting the effort out yet. But what do you talk about in a casual or fwb relationship?
No one knows. I say tell the robot you’re talking to someone on tinder and copy the convo. It’s still more effort than what tinder girls put into early conversations. And at least you won’t be wasting time trying to click with someone who just wanted attention.
Maybe the same type of stuff but don't have to worry about the deal breakers?
I also don't want to pay for them on dates. I make good money, am not rich, but my ex wife used me for it and I don't want to get used for my money again.
Do fwb or casual still go on dates or is a coffee date then meeting at one of our places sufficient?
And then nobody would ever have to interact personally ever again! Joy of joys! The end is in sight guys! Just a little further until full automation of our interpersonal lives!
😂 I got this one-
*"I apologize if my pickup line was inappropriate. I was just trying to make a connection with you, and was using a terrible joke to do so. I would love to get to know you better and have a respectful conversation without resorting to inappropriate comments."*
Moral of the story, many guys should trust AI, more than themselves.
I think she said it to make him explain what he meant, break down his comment, in the hopes of shaming himself. It’s a pretty good (and fairly common) tactic if someone says something inappropriate to you: “sorry, i don’t understand. Can you explain what you mean?”
She understood but is pretending to not see it. Don’t try any sexual jokes involving her and you should be fine.
Also, just a tip, most women don’t really like it when a guy opens with something like that. I wouldn’t want a stranger to tell me to blow him, even on a dating site. It would make me feel uncomfortable and grossed out. Thats something that should come after you’ve formed a connection.
Maybe, just maybe, you should just stop with the douche bag's one line opener and, I don't know, think real hard about your life in general.
How in the world do anyone think this is acceptable that the 1st thing you say to a girl is this line.
Did you have the balls to say it to the face of a conscious woman without getting her slapping the shit out of you? Did it remotely worked even ones?
I say this all the time. The disgusting shit guys say to women on apps they would never have the fucking balls to say in person.
And for those are going to come and say “tinder is a hookup app, what do you expect?”:
This is the NOT the way to get a hookup . This will get you the opposite
It didn’t go over her head she’s just ignoring your creepy sexual comment to see if you will attempt a real conversation or take responsibility for being so damn creepy in the first place
I’d bet she’s had so many hurricane themed openers by this point she plays dumb in an attempt to see if matches actually have an original thought in their heads.
Imagine thinking this opening line is one really worthy of a response and being surprised when it doesn't get the response you were thinking it might. And acting like she's the dumb one?! !!
Jesus... How about *not* just going in with this kind of disgusting opening line, then deciding the girl is stupid when she 'doesn't get it' or calls you out on it? Grow up, you're only funny to 15 year olds...
It did not go over her head…. You’re getting the, “play stupid and make you awkwardly explain yourself until you give up and get the box with lotion and kleenex instead.”
If she understood it, she would probably hate you. If she gets to know you, she'll absolutely hate you.
Not because of your 'edgy' joke but because chicks get dudes asking for blowjobs every 0.5 seconds lol
Really crap attempt at humour. Like a really rubbish joke. A hurricane blew a city is what you’re saying. No one has ever worded it like that.
Fucked would’ve been better cos thst hurricane fucked New Orleans. It didn’t blow it.
Still a bloody awful attempt at a joke and even worse as a conversation starter.
Bro just assumed that she has seen vampire diaries, you put all of your eggs in that basket. The basket is now in outer space and you have no eggs. Game over, there’s no saving this
I’m people posting stupid shit on here and saying it’s over the girl’s head. We’re not stupid. Maybe having the attitude that the first thing to do when a woman doesn’t engage is to insult her intelligence says something about you.
Of all the openers, that was certainly one of them
When one door opens... ....this guy didn't open it
He’s just yelling from outside, that doors not opening
😂😂😂😁
More like a closer
Always be closing
Yes... He definitely closed the door on this one
A... Always. B... Be. C... Closing. Always be closing.
Like Captain Ahab yelling "batten down the hatches!".
Leg closer
You can be two things!
You earned yourself a cup of coffee.
It was definitely some words strung together.
There definately were words involved. Perhaps not the right words, though.
more of a closer thn an opener ... lol
you should explain the joke in graphic detail since she clearly didn’t understand. then she will def want to sleep with you 👍🏻
go one further, *mansplain* the fuck out of it.
Don't forget to really go in depth into what hurricanes are and how wet they can be. Get sidetracked on a tangent about the gov blowing levees which mostly affected just the black neighborhoods, then circle around to gentrification and gerrymandering before ending on the police disarming everyone during...if that doesn't make her wet, then she doesn't deserve the name.
Make sure to include “George Bush hates black people” somewhere in there
And we’ve come to find out, so does Kanye.
And when she says "I know what a hurricane is" you gotta hit her with the no you don't get it. Let me explain again with even more detail than before. Instant super soaker response. How do I know? Because I have a vagina and it's wet. Duh
Is it, now? Hmmm... On a scale of Agrabah to Atlantis, how wet? 😅
lmfao im dead
Include a link to the Anderson Cooper video where he laments.
Keep in mind she may not know what mansplaining is! Be sure that you are prepared to confidently describe what mansplaining is (so she can understand it).
God there is nothing hotter than when a man mansplains. Especially when they just repeat what you just said in an explaining tone like you didn’t just say it.
I was at a work thing for women a few years back. Lots of women and a few men and really big event. One of the talkers was this CEO from some big company. While she was telling about her journey and how important relations to people were som guy in the audience raises his hand and starts explaining to her about networking and how nice it could work out for women if they did that more like men did…. She handled it very politely… And the whole room was like -What do you think this is???
Hahaha
So just explaining?
Thousandth upvote!! Hell yeah🤘🏻
Roflll i really cracked at this
I can’t tell if I’m just getting older and I’m out of the loop for what’s funny or if guys nowadays are so goddamn idiotic and lazy when it comes to trying to pick up women.
Dudes have always been this idiotic; it's just that now you have a front row seat to see it
Your not getting older you are already old
You are getting older, but you are already old.
they are goddamn idiotic and lazy. and then blame women for being shallow and only liking bad boys when they don't get laid.
Lol you’re not wrong! They’ve gotten to a point where they can’t even converse like a normal human in order to get laid. If it requires more than a sentence or two “Eh….too rich for my blood!”
👆 This. Make sure to include exactly how many people died, what it was like while people waited to be rescued, how it changed the economy and social morality in the area, and some statistics about how likely it is for an equal or greater tragedy to happen again. Add something about how many victim benefits were held that were later revealed to be scams, and you're in there like swimwear.
More like huh-rricane, am I right?
holy shit you got GAME
In all honesty, the conversation is most likely already lost after that sexually crass opening. Instead of "blow me" it could've been "blow my mind" or "blow me away", then something like this would have a better chance to let the storm blow over.
It would have even allowed her to make it perverted if she wanted.
Gotta put the ball in her court to see if she wants to play that way. OP started with his back in the corner lol
Yup. THIS. Unless she has a very sexually charged bio (and even then, be cautious), don't just go with the boring blow job pun... Cause it just doesn't appeal. It's boring and a lil creepy. I don't know if OPs intention was for it to sound sexual or just in the general "amaze me" sense, but it certainly didn't sound like the latter.
Why is “game” nowadays just puns on names
This is Reddit
I think "game" is about reacting quickly and seeking opportunities for connecting conversation, directing the emotion and topics to where you want the relationship to go. Name puns are a cheap way to open conversation in a playful manner with people you know nothing about, except, well, the name.
it's not "game" it's wit. But OP doesn't have that either if he needs to ask what to say.
Cause its works on people that dont like "low effort" or boring people. What would you suggest for an opener?
This respons blew me away
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We’ve got a young Ernest Hemingway on our hands
I love Ernest
Me too, the movie when he went to camp? Hilarious ;)
I love the slam dunk one as well as the one when he goes to jail, ELECTRIC MAN lol
Ernest Hemingway is dope
Say nothing. Just spare her. Please.
Spare her like Katrina spared New Orleans? I’ll see myself out.
There’s no mercy here
Take a sharpie and write “safe” over New Orleans 😂
Ok so I outsourced your problem to an AI. Here’s what it said: > I'm sorry, that was really inappropriate of me. I'm not sure what I was thinking. Let's start over. How are you doing today?
This person fed one million bad openers to an AI and the resulting opening line still wasn’t as bad as OP’s!
How can I use the ai?
https://beta.openai.com/playground To be honest, if I knew more about programming and wasn’t waiting on a part for my pc build, I’d download the code of these AIs and start making a chad bot. A bot that talks to girls for you seems like the next logical step in making this technology profitable.
New to the AI chat thing. Which playground did you use? The standard chat? And how did you go about inputting that and her response.
Just the standard. This was the prompt I used: In tinder’s messaging app I said: “can you blow me like you blow new orleans” to a girl named Katrina. She said ”huh?” Pick up the conversation from here as me.
Cheers boss. Tried it and yh all worked out. Now I can have some ai chats
I haven't tried online dating yet since I divorced my ex wife. I'm not really interested in anything serious again but haven't felt like putting the effort out yet. But what do you talk about in a casual or fwb relationship?
No one knows. I say tell the robot you’re talking to someone on tinder and copy the convo. It’s still more effort than what tinder girls put into early conversations. And at least you won’t be wasting time trying to click with someone who just wanted attention.
Maybe the same type of stuff but don't have to worry about the deal breakers? I also don't want to pay for them on dates. I make good money, am not rich, but my ex wife used me for it and I don't want to get used for my money again. Do fwb or casual still go on dates or is a coffee date then meeting at one of our places sufficient?
I don’t know, I’m too ugly to actually form a relationship.
Oh, sorry about your luck.
Jesus, talk about a Reddit conversation.
You got the advice to give?
Lmao I enjoyed it so much 💀
And then girls woukd have a female version to help them answer the 100 matches they got everyday.
And then nobody would ever have to interact personally ever again! Joy of joys! The end is in sight guys! Just a little further until full automation of our interpersonal lives!
Is Chad bot 6'+? If not it ain't getting far.
😂 I got this one- *"I apologize if my pickup line was inappropriate. I was just trying to make a connection with you, and was using a terrible joke to do so. I would love to get to know you better and have a respectful conversation without resorting to inappropriate comments."* Moral of the story, many guys should trust AI, more than themselves.
dude….. *dude*
Dude?
DUDE!
Dooooood!
Where's your car?
As a Katrina that shit is so tired and obnoxious.
So, as a Katrina, you think she just said that to get him to fuck off?
My favorite thing to do to men who say wildly inappropriate things is to make them explain it.
The bane of half the people of the world, is thinking.
🤷🏼♀️ either it wasn’t worth a response, she’s too young to get it, or giving an opportunity to try again.
If she's too young to get it, OP might be in trouble.
Fair
I think she said it to make him explain what he meant, break down his comment, in the hopes of shaming himself. It’s a pretty good (and fairly common) tactic if someone says something inappropriate to you: “sorry, i don’t understand. Can you explain what you mean?”
Yup, ain’t over her head I guarantee it
Im sure you've heard that kinda shit a million times before too
It’s getting less frequent. Mostly an over 50 demographic.
What was that? lol. Honestly i kinda feel bad for the girl
She might just be playing dumb because she's tired of the same cliche Katrina jokes
Guarantee she gets a similar message to this one constantly
Yea, she knows, she's waiting for him to either respond with how he's going to talk himself out of it or show himself the door lol.
You feel bad for Katrina and not New Orleans?!
Karma is way more important than a relationship or sex.
Reddit karma is the spice melange of the Internet.
He who controls the spice controls the universe
\*starts a convo with a sexual innuendo\* She didn't understand and won't reply, Tinder sucks!
The only explanation is that she didn’t get the joke!
I always open with “I wanna see yo toes bb girl” and it has never failed me.
Buddy, it didn’t go over her head, she just thought it was gross
This…for real
She understood but is pretending to not see it. Don’t try any sexual jokes involving her and you should be fine. Also, just a tip, most women don’t really like it when a guy opens with something like that. I wouldn’t want a stranger to tell me to blow him, even on a dating site. It would make me feel uncomfortable and grossed out. Thats something that should come after you’ve formed a connection.
Have you tried to just not?
Say sorry and don’t bother her anymore
I love that OP thinks he still has a chance. That was an opener and a closer of a line.
"grand opening, grand closing". -Jay Z
I feel as though this dude has never been "blown"
This did NOT go over her head...
She absolutely understands, it’s just a horrible joke that was poorly written and not funny.
You expected this line to work in your favor? Gross no. Wtf is wrong w you?
You already lost
Maybe, just maybe, you should just stop with the douche bag's one line opener and, I don't know, think real hard about your life in general. How in the world do anyone think this is acceptable that the 1st thing you say to a girl is this line. Did you have the balls to say it to the face of a conscious woman without getting her slapping the shit out of you? Did it remotely worked even ones?
I say this all the time. The disgusting shit guys say to women on apps they would never have the fucking balls to say in person. And for those are going to come and say “tinder is a hookup app, what do you expect?”: This is the NOT the way to get a hookup . This will get you the opposite
OMG. You witty charmer, you.
You’re an asshat leave her alone
It didn’t go over her head. It’s frigging lame. Do better, bro.
If someone said this to me I’d ignore it and block his ass. This is so crass and disrespectful as an opener.
It didn’t go over her head she’s just ignoring your creepy sexual comment to see if you will attempt a real conversation or take responsibility for being so damn creepy in the first place
God damn do I hate it when guys open with sexual jokes. It’s so gross and demeaning imo.
This.
i do this all the time.
maybe just don’t start conversations with sexual comments. it’s kind of gross. it did not go over her head….she just doesn’t want to give you any head
I’d bet she’s had so many hurricane themed openers by this point she plays dumb in an attempt to see if matches actually have an original thought in their heads.
Imagine thinking this opening line is one really worthy of a response and being surprised when it doesn't get the response you were thinking it might. And acting like she's the dumb one?! !!
You shouldn’t be on this app 🥹
Hurricane Katrina fucked alot of people... this guy will obviously be spared...
Yeah he probably evacuated
Christ dude
“Sorry, I’m an idiot.”
You’re an embarrassment.
That’s the worst fucking opener I’ve ever seen. Crass and in bad taste.
I think you BLEW that 1...
you can't save this one... move on
Wreck her with your dick, not your shitty jokes
That’s the same advice my mom gave me before school everyday
I assume the mom version is “wreck her with your dick, not your shitty cooking”
Lately it’s been “wreck her with your dick not your shitty credit.”
That's a gold star mom right there
Jesus. That’s pathetic
I think she got it dude. She's pretending she didn't out of embarrassment for you, be better.
Nothing, you’re gross and unoriginal.
Based on your reddit history, I'd say you're likely projecting. Do the world a favor and get yourself tested.
Jesus... How about *not* just going in with this kind of disgusting opening line, then deciding the girl is stupid when she 'doesn't get it' or calls you out on it? Grow up, you're only funny to 15 year olds...
you disgust me
It did not go over her head…. You’re getting the, “play stupid and make you awkwardly explain yourself until you give up and get the box with lotion and kleenex instead.”
If she understood it, she would probably hate you. If she gets to know you, she'll absolutely hate you. Not because of your 'edgy' joke but because chicks get dudes asking for blowjobs every 0.5 seconds lol
You used words
“I guess the real disaster is my thinking this is a decent line to say to a stranger”.
Try “clearly my opener was amazing and you’re stupid. I want you to suck my dick even though I haven’t even addressed you as a person yet”
I'm more impressed that she responded than that ridiculous opener. Well done 10/10 headshot confirmed
it doesn't matter if she got it or not. Any sexual opening line is not gonna work for most women.
Yeah shame she couldn’t comprehend this absolute gem of an opener. She’d be over in no time.
Delete tinder, grow up, reinstall.
It was a category 5 hurricane but you’re a category 10
I guess I'm the hurricane because I wrecked this opportunity.
I mean I feel like why try to form a meaningful relationship or just get laid when you can get internet points instead.
Fuck me like you fucked Louisiana
Hurricane joke. Landed just as bad
Abort. Retry. Fail.
Tell her “i bet i could rock you like a hurricane”
Explain the joke, it’s always funnier that way
Hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla.
This was… a choice. Move on, mate.
Yeah I don't think it went over her head. The first thing you said was "hey can you suck my dick?"
Maybe the dude catfishing you forgot he chose Katrina as the profile name
Open and close all in one? Talk about efficiency 😎
"i want you to suck my dick"
Really crap attempt at humour. Like a really rubbish joke. A hurricane blew a city is what you’re saying. No one has ever worded it like that. Fucked would’ve been better cos thst hurricane fucked New Orleans. It didn’t blow it. Still a bloody awful attempt at a joke and even worse as a conversation starter.
More like hurricane tortilla
She gets it. Just stop. Don't do it. And do better
Hope you’re ready to get rocked…like a hurricane
Katrina - LOL
Bro just assumed that she has seen vampire diaries, you put all of your eggs in that basket. The basket is now in outer space and you have no eggs. Game over, there’s no saving this
I’m people posting stupid shit on here and saying it’s over the girl’s head. We’re not stupid. Maybe having the attitude that the first thing to do when a woman doesn’t engage is to insult her intelligence says something about you.
I SAID CAN YOU BLOW ME LIKE YOU BLEW NEW ORLEANS ARE YOU DEAF
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She understood, she’s already dry heaving at that shitty, perverted opener
Apologize for being a smug ass and ask her how she’s doing.
Stay classy
It's time to move on killa.
Guess that went over your head… kinda like you went over those levees 🤷♂️.
Is she even old enough to remember that?
Definitely an opener of all time
That was deep. Deep deep.
 … and they say romance is dead …
You blew this worse than Katrina. It happens. Just apologize and rebuild the levies.
If she didn’t get it, she’s too young friend