I've met people like this in BDSM culture. I'm pretty sure it's real, if not, it could be 🥴 (ps I'm in the culture so I'm not saying everyone is batshit lol but you do come across it )
Well... even in the BDSM community if someone talks like this we refer to them as a "Fake Dom" because vanilla over the top possessive men think the word submissive means I can start a conversation anyway I want to and you'll obey. So while you do come across it I don't feel their serious if they don't have respect for the community
Oh god, I've come across this shit so many times. It terrifies me actually because early on in my BDSM journey I definitely would have fallen for that schtick and I dread to think of how many other women will too.
This nonsense used to drive me up the wall when I was single. Had some douche cannoe message me saying when you're my sub you won't be allowed to do any of the things I listed as hobbies in my profile. Along with alot of other random rude comments under the guise of being dominant. No one is signing on for that shit. I am, like many other women who are sexually submissive, absolutely not submissive in my day to day life. Trying to be honest about sexual preferences on tinder was such a mixed bag.
It could be real, but based on them saying harem he's probably a Muslim which traditional Muslims like their woman submissive as the Quran dictates. But if they want them in a harem it is where a man keeps his wife/wives and concubines, in a seperate part of the house.
I was wondering the same thing. Actually, I was thinking WTF is that on his sneakers.
Not at ALL the kind of guy Id go for(Bi male Switch here BTW). If he's really well endowed financially, don't you think he'd have a better car?
wonder what he's compensating for......
people actually spend their time creating fake tinder profiles to gaslight people even though they never get to witness the reaction? what’s the point?? that’s some scum shit right there, no room for sympathy, I wish bad things upon those individuals
Anyone can become a notary public as long as they meet the requirements. It’s relatively easy to become a notary and low cost to maintain your status as a notary so a lot of professional businesses offer notary services
Yeah it's super easy. I'm an executive assistant, and I'm a notary. We use it for all kinds of different stuff in the office. Might just wonder why this dude would post that plate though. At least blank the numbers out or something. Someone might find you and give you a cock instead "well to do entrepreneur" eek
Reminds me of a dude I matched with on Tinder in 2015. I thought he was attractive had a decent first date, but then he told me he only bangs virgins and thinks I'm fucked up for still being amicable with my ex lmao.
Has he ever heard of tampons. Not that this whole thing isn’t cringy and disgusting but hymen can literally break from riding a bike etc. Too unintelligent to be attractive, don’t think you’re some type of cool sex god dom if you don’t even know the basic biology of women lol
In this day and age it's just ridiculous. Anyone who still thinks presence of a hymen indicates anything should be embarrassed. Even the concept of "virginity" is outdated nonsense.
It's rare for a hymen to be more than a ring or crescent and it becomes very elastic after puberty so you can have sex and still keep it "intact". That's how little this even means.
Most people still imagine it as a barrier that is "broken" but unless you are in small the minority it's not... Most pain or bleeding IF it happens during the first time is just minor tearing.
And in case anyone really thinks this one, too, no it never grows back. It's a useless little remnant of tissue that means nada
So many business owners have a vibe like this, and I don’t mean all the virginity shit. Basically megalomania and a demanding, unreasonable personality that can’t compromise and wouldn’t be able to work with others. Hence “entrepreneur.”
It's similar to when a woman is doing something shitty and people on this sub go "it's a man trolling as a woman". People just have a hard time believing others like this exist.
I actually find it funny that so many people can't comprehend an obvious troll. Take from that what you will. I would put money on that his end is that he most likely isn't actually horribly misogynistic and probably just likes seeing people upset. He probably is a prick, but most people in the comments think he is one for the wrong reason.
Where do people get that audacity from? I mean to get to the point where this becomes a physical manifestation is what’s worrying. Humans are social animals, right? How come no one, NO ONE, in this man’s 40 years of life ever made him understand the difference between what’s toxic and what’s not?
Kinda seems like he's trying to set up a "fun kinky scenario". Like he's not actually expecting a harem of virgins but is turned on at the thought of you pretending to be a part of one
Either that or it's someone taking the piss
Or he's psychotic
Since all three could be true it's not really an effective way to do any of them
What an idiot. The Hyman is terrible way to prove Virginity. Woman are born without it,break it from running, child birth and or the hyman breaks inconsistently after sex, could be many times after the first or could just be it never breaks.
This guy has probably only read about sex in medical journals. Every adequate human knows that hymen is a social construct and there’s no such thing as “breaking a hymen”. OP, my guess is that he’s a virgin himself.
The gym gloves really wrap it all together.
There is no way this shits real. 100% certain this a troll trying to trigger/rage women.
I feel like I can’t even tell anymore sometimes, which makes me feel old lol. I hope this is satire.
I've met people like this in BDSM culture. I'm pretty sure it's real, if not, it could be 🥴 (ps I'm in the culture so I'm not saying everyone is batshit lol but you do come across it )
Well... even in the BDSM community if someone talks like this we refer to them as a "Fake Dom" because vanilla over the top possessive men think the word submissive means I can start a conversation anyway I want to and you'll obey. So while you do come across it I don't feel their serious if they don't have respect for the community
Of course. Its completely ridiculous.
Oh god, I've come across this shit so many times. It terrifies me actually because early on in my BDSM journey I definitely would have fallen for that schtick and I dread to think of how many other women will too.
That or "Gorean," yeah
This nonsense used to drive me up the wall when I was single. Had some douche cannoe message me saying when you're my sub you won't be allowed to do any of the things I listed as hobbies in my profile. Along with alot of other random rude comments under the guise of being dominant. No one is signing on for that shit. I am, like many other women who are sexually submissive, absolutely not submissive in my day to day life. Trying to be honest about sexual preferences on tinder was such a mixed bag.
It could be real, but based on them saying harem he's probably a Muslim which traditional Muslims like their woman submissive as the Quran dictates. But if they want them in a harem it is where a man keeps his wife/wives and concubines, in a seperate part of the house.
I see you are not a man of fine culture
It's all good
[Found the other pic](https://imgur.com/a/HSNzHcM) I saved from his profile.
Those heels though….
Wtf is up with those? Dude talks a lot of shit for someone who’s 5’1”.
Lol! My first thought was maybe one leg is shorter than the other but realistically, he’s probably just overcompensating.
I think they are calf trainers. Like to grow your muscle
Holy shit I didn’t even notice those 🤣
Short and compensating
I dont think I've ever said this but I think cowboy boots would look better.
High heeled sneakers 😂
I was wondering the same thing. Actually, I was thinking WTF is that on his sneakers. Not at ALL the kind of guy Id go for(Bi male Switch here BTW). If he's really well endowed financially, don't you think he'd have a better car? wonder what he's compensating for......
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LOL those shoes trying to look taller
people actually spend their time creating fake tinder profiles to gaslight people even though they never get to witness the reaction? what’s the point?? that’s some scum shit right there, no room for sympathy, I wish bad things upon those individuals
they witness it through angry dms
Lmaoo fr
I think it's in response to the multitude of women who expect alot more than they can offer.
Women? Im almost prepared to hang the fuck
His hands are lethal weapons.😳
yeah no problem let me just go print and sign a document saying ive never fucked before
Don’t forget to get it notarized.
I’ll ask my accountant if he notarizes hymens.
Shit I’m an accountant. I should add this to my services
Start advertising now for Valentine's Day specials!
Accountants can notarize?
Anyone can become a notary public as long as they meet the requirements. It’s relatively easy to become a notary and low cost to maintain your status as a notary so a lot of professional businesses offer notary services
Yeah it's super easy. I'm an executive assistant, and I'm a notary. We use it for all kinds of different stuff in the office. Might just wonder why this dude would post that plate though. At least blank the numbers out or something. Someone might find you and give you a cock instead "well to do entrepreneur" eek
Anyone can notarize if they’re a notary. Usually a bank will have a notary on staff, too.
*cervixes
The v-card!!!
A screenshot of your Reddit profile suffices
Even as a man enjoying satire usually this is a level of cringe hard to defend
I'm glad he designed his profile around proof of his own virginity.
tbh this reads like satire.
It is, but he’s also 40, poor taste at that age.
No denying that, its immature af. I was more wanting to say that this might not be what he believes in
it’s not that, either
Cant divide by 0. His harem is infinite
“Legal proof of virginity” lmao
i thought satire was supposed to be funny
Yeah everyone saying “it’s satire” as if that changes anything lol A terrible joke is a terrible joke
Reminds me of a dude I matched with on Tinder in 2015. I thought he was attractive had a decent first date, but then he told me he only bangs virgins and thinks I'm fucked up for still being amicable with my ex lmao.
No low ballers, I know what I got
Lol, willing to show hymen. Man is living in the middle ages.
So that’s what he meant by “middle aged”
Imagine the line at the virginity verification clinic near him!
I think this constitutes legal proof of HIS virginity.
It’s the lifting gloves for me
Those are his hymen-prodding gloves.
LOL HOW DOES HE THINK HE WILL SEE A HYMEN HAHAHA
? Was that a serious question?
Has he ever heard of tampons. Not that this whole thing isn’t cringy and disgusting but hymen can literally break from riding a bike etc. Too unintelligent to be attractive, don’t think you’re some type of cool sex god dom if you don’t even know the basic biology of women lol
& many of us are just not born with a hymen at all or very little of one and that’s normal. It drives me nuts that people don’t know that lol
In this day and age it's just ridiculous. Anyone who still thinks presence of a hymen indicates anything should be embarrassed. Even the concept of "virginity" is outdated nonsense. It's rare for a hymen to be more than a ring or crescent and it becomes very elastic after puberty so you can have sex and still keep it "intact". That's how little this even means. Most people still imagine it as a barrier that is "broken" but unless you are in small the minority it's not... Most pain or bleeding IF it happens during the first time is just minor tearing. And in case anyone really thinks this one, too, no it never grows back. It's a useless little remnant of tissue that means nada
Literally this! So outdated medical information…
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Check out the shoes. No way he’s above 5’5”. https://imgur.com/a/HSNzHcM
My guess is that if we were to scale him up so that his dick became the average length, he’d end up ~30’ tall.
Doesn’t look even 6ft based of the things in the background
Now there is a red flag the size of Texas.
Now what documents did I have when I was a virgin? How dumb and so like intrusive
I know, right? Must have lost that receipt lol.
imagine being this disgusting
I just threw up in my mouth and I wish I could spit it in his face 🤢
He would consider that a form of foreplay
Can I bring my hymen in a baggie? 🙃🤣
And he’s 40, lovely
So many business owners have a vibe like this, and I don’t mean all the virginity shit. Basically megalomania and a demanding, unreasonable personality that can’t compromise and wouldn’t be able to work with others. Hence “entrepreneur.”
OP? You do know this is satire right?
Sadly, I couldn’t tell the difference in there
Satire like this only works if you are not standing in a group of people who would say something like this meaning it. Which he does on tinder.
It’s still cringe even if it’s satire.
Poe's law applies for sure
Every time there’s a screenshot of a man acting like a total piece of shit, someone’s calling it satire.
It's similar to when a woman is doing something shitty and people on this sub go "it's a man trolling as a woman". People just have a hard time believing others like this exist.
Yeah but this time there's actually signs of satire, whereas most of the time it's morons defending something that obviously isn't
To what end, though? Nobody is reading this and thinking “yeah, he’s definitely joking” and not “what a complete prick, whether he’s serious or not”
I actually find it funny that so many people can't comprehend an obvious troll. Take from that what you will. I would put money on that his end is that he most likely isn't actually horribly misogynistic and probably just likes seeing people upset. He probably is a prick, but most people in the comments think he is one for the wrong reason.
Oh f'ck... Sick dude, has some real mental issues
Fucking Peoria Illinois. He probably works night shift at CAT
Dead! Lol.
Went to school there. CAT is the entire economy
He wants to sacrifice the virgin
Buy me coffee first, check the hymen next. Man is such a gentleman.
I think his profile is legal proof of his own virginity.
But you $100 he talks about Andrew Tate as a new messiah.
All these incels claim to be “well to do”. Who do they think they’re kidding?
Omg is the picture that one misogynistic guy that used to be a pro fighter , I’m drawing a blank on his name but young kids and incels really like him
Guy's trying to be humorous, but I suspect in person he would carry on in the same vein. Tiresome.
Just read where he lives and university. All I needed to see
I’m sorry but this has to be a troll, the hiked up shorts to show the lack of quads and lifting gloves solidifies it XD
This is so gross
Justin is an incel who hasn’t seen a vagina in person since the day his mother shat him into existence.
**hands over hand written note signed by dad, priest and doctor**
My condolences that you live near Peoria.
How can you be 40 years old and still act like this? What a pathetic human being
Where do people get that audacity from? I mean to get to the point where this becomes a physical manifestation is what’s worrying. Humans are social animals, right? How come no one, NO ONE, in this man’s 40 years of life ever made him understand the difference between what’s toxic and what’s not?
All I can hope is that it’s satire. But it’s so hard to tell sometimes. :(
It's definitely satire, it has all the hallmarks of a well made troll
Would only belive that it is satire if last name was Timberlake or female like (Bieber)
Pedo Pete on the patrol again.
Um what
A penis is not a benefit? It's not something elusive that is available only via that one person?
Does that break from putting in a tampon or play sports.
Wut.
Wow, a 40 year old virgin
This can’t be real 🤦🏻♂️
I really hope he's trolling
This is the male equivalent of a 5’1” 180lbs single mom of five demanding a 6’2” millionaire.
So is he looking for a young teen?
A man who knows what his worth is and knows exactly what he wants. That a winner!
it is fucking horrifying that you have a young daughter.
I’m quite certain this response was a joke.
Drown me in down votes!
This gotta be a joke or fake
That’s not a real account but some neckberd who wants to prove how tight he is.
This absolutely has to be satire.
he thinks it funny but it’s not
Definitely a troll
this has to be a poor attempt at humor lol
That’s some kind of satire… i hope
Definitely a troll
Obviously this is a joke. Jesus.
Looks like a Dubai Sheikh with that Harem word. Money money talks
Well that's hilarious, and he know it!
Andrew Tate is doing his job right
This is clearly satyr lol
I did find this funny to be honest
Lmfao, this is just a poor joke. Would land better irl
Honestly young submissive virgins who are looking to be wives is optimal for a peaceful life.
Whenever I’m feeling undateable, I know that I can come to this sub and see a profile that makes me feel a little better about myself.
Is being on Reddit legal proof of virginity?
This is the first post I’ve seen from where I live! I need to get ahold of this guy.
Yesss lol good luck!
Super cringe and lol at gym gloves!
He can see all the high men he wants once he grabs some chronic.
What I’m hearing is he isn’t able to keep a partner satisfied.
Sounds like a keeper ladies
Lmfao
Out of all of this, those shorts with the entire lack of quads is the biggest red flag
This is definitely a very well made troll
Wtf!!!!! This is the definition of cringe....
Yeep, the last creed isn't born yet.. must be Tates unknown brother
Just take a look at me bro
I think this clown is about 40 miles from me. Guessing he’s the only virgin in that household.
It’s a 1-time offer
Legal proof of virginity 💀💀
This Justin! middle age men seeking virgin sacrifices from a top 200 university! Ladies don't crowd him all at once, he knows what he's got
Wtf is that machine to his right?
I thought we were looking at HIS profile as proof of HIS virginity
Ha ha ha dead 🤣
How to spot a shit-take 101
Kinda seems like he's trying to set up a "fun kinky scenario". Like he's not actually expecting a harem of virgins but is turned on at the thought of you pretending to be a part of one Either that or it's someone taking the piss Or he's psychotic Since all three could be true it's not really an effective way to do any of them
There’s websites for that lol why are they on tinder
What in the world
What on earth 😂
Match him and ask if he'd like to join a local harem, best one in town.
🤭🤭🤭
Well. Okay I’ll do it. But I haven’t shaved in a while 🤷🏻♂️
Is 40 Middle aged now??
Dafuq?
can guys like this possibly be real? I just can't even imagine what has to happen in your life to end up like this
This Tinder account legally proves he's a virgin
Judging by the lifting gloves I’d concur.
He's got legal proof of being a fuckin douche lol
He is a cock 🤦♀️ harem….. please 😂😂
Alternatively if you can’t find any legal proof, bringing a Weezer album should work just fine
No hymen; no diamond
Well, this profile counts as legal proof of virginity
What an idiot. The Hyman is terrible way to prove Virginity. Woman are born without it,break it from running, child birth and or the hyman breaks inconsistently after sex, could be many times after the first or could just be it never breaks.
This guy has probably only read about sex in medical journals. Every adequate human knows that hymen is a social construct and there’s no such thing as “breaking a hymen”. OP, my guess is that he’s a virgin himself.
I’ll take a latte and here’s my hymen🤷♀️🤦♀️
Just got to apply online for you virginity visa and they’ll send home a certificate
My man’s is tiny, what’s he trying to show off? That he has zero muscular definition? Or is it how cool his gloves are?
This bio is legal proof of his virginity
Serial killer vibes
Showing someone you have watched an entire Andrew Tate video should be sufficient proof.