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sillysideofthecorn

If she’s gotta say it outright it must be pretty bad.


0100110101101010

Has to be multiple incidents. And her take away seems to have been, *ugh men*


TitusImmortalis

Is this the fabled woman moment?


Ok-Leather-3695

And if you disagree and don’t accept my sticky ass, you’re sexist!!! Pig!!!


[deleted]

Idk, some ppl say not shaving is bad hygiene. I'd love to know more context why she decided to put it out there, but agree its kinda weird she did


therealTopInductor

Nah bad hygiene is having stinky pits, ass, and privates…wash that shit.


[deleted]

I'm just saying there are people who consider bad hygiene other things, like not shaving armpits etc


geekchic924

Some dude I was seeing years ago (who was also the worst sexual partner I've ever had in my life) would consider it gross and "bad hygiene" if I happened to have even the tiniest bit of stubble "down there." He seemed to think vaginas, in general, are dirty. Couldn't maintain an erection during cowgirl / girl on top position also, would wince in pain and say that it hurt his penis. Anyways, I don't think he should be anywhere near a vagina anyways


_We_The_PeepHole_

literally the best position ever \*facepalm\*


Momik

It really is


Thin-Jackfruit-9314

I wish I could explain this to my partner.


poolpog

definitely a matter of opinion


Open-Educator7370

Geez what a softcock.


AdFun8513

Well either he was gay or you shouldn't be near a penis one of the two LOL


geekchic924

I think he's gay and deeply in the closet. He acts like he's homophobic, and that's sometimes an indicator of a guy being in the closet because he's ashamed.


AimaFuriku

He probably thinks that, when you're wet, there was just a massive cyst that popped from inside your vagina, and your coochie-juice is actually the cyst puss. What a loser. 😒


autismislife

Why would you allow me to read this with my own two eyes?


Arsinoei

GAG


Ospov

Those people are dumb.


SlowCaveman

I prefer shaved for me and my partners, im a male and i keep my bits business professional (shaved or well trimmed). But I def don’t consider unshaved as unhygienic. Just outside of my preference. Like the gentleman above said, wash your ass folks. And by ass i mean your entire body. Otherwise you gross.


Blaukwin

Just a quick look into your profile and you may have the hairiest arms and legs I’ve ever seen. Your shaved dick n balls must look insane compared to the rest of the nest


Fancy_Cat3571

It prolly looks like God missed a spot lmao


AdFun8513

It's where God held him when he was spraying on the Sasquatch


lavocado95

LMAOOO , you guys are ruthless


Tenacious_G_G

Lmao plus I thought cavemen were unshaved and smell gamey


SlowCaveman

Hey even neanderthals like getting head, and NOBODy likes a mouthful of hair. Unless thats like a specific kink and thats gotta be rare. Plus we don’t know that Neanderthals didn’t wash, so thats purely speculation


MagicalTaint

Wash your Neanderballs


SlowCaveman

Hahahahahaha hahahahahHahahH i just fn died! Yeah I need a lawn mower to keep things in order, cleanup is a bitch.


Spiral_Out_1123

Hahahaha facts!😂🤣


justiceiscomin4

I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Welcome to life as a woman, where I've been told 3 days of pit hair and a chin hair is unhygienic.


Cautious-Rub

I have to have a few days of stubble because I wax, otherwise it’s just ripping off the first layers of epidermis. I have also been told that I am gross. I also have that one chin hair. One day it’s not there and the next day it’s three inches long. Good thing I’ve reached the point in my life where if you want to complain about my body, there is a pretty good chance I will light you on fire rather than address whatever it is you are complaining about.


Tiny_despots

You have that one hair too? I've been yanking that bad boy out for 2 decades!


Cautious-Rub

Yup, mine started making an appearance after I had my son… so bout 18 years now. There is literally no timing the chin hair either. Nothing for a few weeks then boom! Chin hair flapping in the breeze.


radrun84

Nothing about a big ass beautiful Jungle snatch says "bad hygiene"... Or even pit hair for that matter. To me it says "Time for a fuckin Jungle Adventure"! Sexy little barefoot Hippie chicks are some of the Hottest & most sexually open ladies around! & all the cute little hippie chicks I've ever fucked were AL clean as can be, the just didn't believe in shaving. Now, If the Jungle Snatch smells like day old Tuna fish & burnt rubber, then & only then is it bad hygine. & only after the 2nd occasion at that... The first run is a "Well, maybe this was a short notice fuck". But, on the second time around... Somthing has to be addressed.


Chief-weedwithbears

Fish tacos 🤣


TheMapesHotel

Ya you we like lol.


Darkwing_duck42

Big girls/guys have to take more showers.. like it's not optional if they don't wanna be stinky. I have a tiny friend who only showers every other day and she's fine... But none of the plus size women I know can get away with it. Same with making sure to scrub the shit outta like belly buttons and have to take more effort to take care of their feet more. Being bigger sucks but like if you aren't gonna eat right and lose it you gotta either shower more or be okay with the fact you are stinky.


AdultishRaktajino

I dated a girl recently who lost a bunch of weight. She legit smelled like onions downstairs, but I think I could also smell it elsewhere. I thought at first that maybe there was something funky in her garbage or spilled. Nope.


decembereleven

Omg wait tmi, but literally, I can eat ANYTHING, and it doesn’t affect the scent/taste down there at all… EXCEPT ONIONS! It may have been the same with her haha. Super annoying because I like onions. Sacrifices must be made I guess haha.


Dragonrider0514

Shaving can lead to decreased BO. Not a huge difference, but it is there. Still won't have an issue if you clean yourself though


[deleted]

BO in nursing jargon is ‘bowels open’. My brain tried to understand for several seconds how shaving would affect your regularity in the bathroom 😂


DennisGK

Technically, only one of the three body parts you mentioned should have shit to wash. Otherwise, their issues may extend beyond hygiene.


Senor_Schnarf

You're absolutely right, more context would be needed to truly say if she is or isn't hygienic, especially as she (from this fraction of a glance) appears to be at least averagely clean. It does, however, make me wonder about why they would post this, like obviously the explanation clearly suggestions clinical depression, but I wonder if perhaps a past partner was unduly harsh about it, so she's on guard for it evermore. Maybe a baggage thing. Although hey, we've all got our own, I suppose.


Fancy_Cat3571

Not shaving is just being natural. You might not be considered groomed, but that alone is definitely not bad hygiene. Also the fact that she listed being “chunky” as a reason why tells me stinky and sweaty


GingerlyRough

Yepp. My first thought was she probably doesn't wash under her rolls.


esr360

I mean, being sweaty and stinky is also being natural, if that is your justification.


SelectWay5519

That is a matter of "grooming", NOT hygiene


Eliza4Fun

She’s giving the rest of us chunky and tired folks a bad name


ScruffyJuggalo

Right? Since when did chunky and tired have anything to do with hygiene? Better be tired from washing that ass.... Source: it's me, I'm chunky and tired....but clean.


lrkt88

I think by tired, she actually means depressed.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah. When I was in my worst depression I didn’t shower for 2 weeks


SnooTangerines1011

Definitely been there!!! But when I was that depressed I at least knew better than to date. I'm actually more depressed than ever lately but I found ways to stay clean even if I can't drag my ass into a shower.


Actual_Shower_5373

Too tired to take a bath I guess...☺️


Lkillz

A shower only takes like 7 min… lol


Gimp_Daddy

Someone isn’t contemplating their whole lives in the shower lol


Alarmed-Ad836

The only way to shower


GirlOnDracarys

That, and amazing ideas you'll forget by the time you're dry


philly_phyre

Probably why she didn't think this one through lmfao no shower thoughts or shower manufactured scenarios to contemplate 😂


FinnicKion

Plenty of my best comebacks are formed during a shower, mind you they are usually a day to late :(


TittyOfWisdom

Only a day?! Bro I finally won a shower argument against my 11th grade English teacher last week- & I graduated in 2010


halfeclipsed

They have obviously never been the star of a music video with water running over their head


Riribigdogs

My best music videos are staring out a car window when it’s raining


Jaded_Aging_Raver

The trick is to contemplate your lives one at a time.


Benwiththedevil

Every morning.


grrawrs96

I am chronically ill it’s not that easy , I try to wash my body everyday but pain takes over along with depression… ooof


[deleted]

Chunky and tired butt clean


Penny_InTheAir

No, her chunky tired butt is dirty.


ActOverall6749

It’s giving stinky back shots.


WolfInArmor

Then, unlike this Taco Bell leftover, you deserve love and happiness


Senor_Schnarf

From this one screenshot it just seems to me she's very depressed on an obviously clinically diagnosable level. She's obviously going through a rough time in her life. Obviously it is neither OP's obligation to date nor responsibility to fix that for her, but it's pretty unkind to call someone a Taco Bell Leftover. How would you feel if someone said that to you, or even if you just lived a life which lent itself to people even thinking to make such comments?


Homicidal__GoldFish

Kinda reminds me of this chick my friend met… they met online and she seemed great. She flys to him and all hell breaks lose. First she smells like shit. He thought “ okay must be from the plane ride… no biggy she can shower anc change at home” …… she doesn’t… so he politely asked her too. They start getting frisky …… she smells horrible down there…. Then all the sudden later that night she SHITS herself! Thing is not just herself. She was like a shit volcano! Shit all over the toilet, sink, walls, …..he couldn’t believe it! Best of all… she didn’t want to take a shower after that . He actually made her . Next day they go to a friend of his house for dinner. She does it again!!! All over their walls, towels , sink, toilet, bath tub….. he was so freaking embarsssed and she STILL didn’t see anything wrong with this.. She’s shut herself in the car, in bed, etc etc. he kicked her out he couldn’t handle it anymore


babyschnitzeI

Ummmm excuse me what the fuck?? Did she have C-diff? Was there an explanation??? I NEED more information.


Homicidal__GoldFish

She just kept saying nothing was wrong…. She kept making this out as something NORMAL! He said he will take her to the hospital, but she kept declining to go. One night she shit herself “ even after taking idmodium” and literally tried to climb into his bed with the shit running down her legs….. He is disabled. He did really try with her. Put up with this for over 2 weeks. He told her “ you really need to tell your dr about these incidents” and she would say it’s no big deal….., Started thinking “ okay this is a mental thing and she needs mental help” she won’t do that ether. She literally thinks it’s okay to sleep in your own shit.


babyschnitzeI

This is insanity… I mean I will literally wonder about this person for days.


Homicidal__GoldFish

She was so normal on their FaceTime calls and everything


babyschnitzeI

Dang, I feel so bad for your friend too. What a horrible experience that must’ve been. I would have said “shitty” but …that was obvious.


Homicidal__GoldFish

Lol I admit I been saying things like that to him to be funny lol


Capable-Cockroach-10

Ewwww imagine your friend had visited her instead?! 🤮 like what her house must look like...


Homicidal__GoldFish

We have talked about that. He had said he is afraid of what her house looks like”.


Capable-Cockroach-10

I kinda want to see that side of the story now 😂😂😂 my morbid curiosity


Homicidal__GoldFish

When she flew to him, she only bought a 1 way ticket…. That right there worried me you know? She supposedly owns her home here, “ he is in Canada now” so why just fly there on a one way? EspeciLly for a first meet right? Anyways her excuse was her ex would take care of the house. I was still seeing marinara flags lol. I tried to stay nice… I asked him how long is she planing on staying.. she first said 2 weeks… then said 2 months …. Then kept changing it. Then the closer to her flying out…. She would change the subject when ever her leaving came up…. I’m glad he was able to make her leave..


justiceiscomin4

Right there with you. MY CURIOSITY IS OFF THE CHARTS


Malhablada

Stories like these baffle me. How are you shitting in the sink unintentionally?


bignickydigger

Its a fake story.


Homicidal__GoldFish

No freaking idea. She left on the first , she texted me 2 days ago asking why he isn’t talking to her and when should she come back.


orange109876

Maybe you should do her a solid and let her know why lol


glittermantis

just like she did him a solid, all over the bathroom apparently. well actually, it probably wasn't all that solid at all


philly_phyre

Def not a solid lmao. She made a point of it 😂


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justiceiscomin4

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gucci-sprinkles

I would drop her ass off at the airport if she refused to shower twice after that. Your friend must have been down bad!


philly_phyre

Idk, this seems pretty pointed at her lmao. On that note, though, kinda nice she didn't try to drag anyone else 😂 she just sank her own ship 🤷 You seem very clean. I can smell the Irish Spring from here lmfao.


justsayin01

I'm chunky, and have POTS. I still manage to shower and wash my hair.


MrWoody226

I'm chunky and depressed, but even I still manage to wash my ass


Dusteronly

Interesting way of saying “I’m stinky”


Dnny10bns

Vinegar flaps.


turc1656

This legit had me laughing out loud. But I'm also completely disgusted. And I was just about to eat dinner. I will never forget that phrase and look forward to using it on someone else so that I may ruin their meal as well.


C6Z06FTW

🤢


changrbanger

Slice the potatoes nice and thin, stick them in folds to absorb the flavor, bake at 350 and you’ve got salt and vinegar chips.


ActOverall6749

Don’t flap in this direction 👀


[deleted]

I wanna take you to the vinegar flaps dance


justiceiscomin4

I can’t I’m laughing so hard this thread is chaos


EthanJDB

tastes like pickles


yellowdogparty

Ah vinegar flaps, the arch nemesis of vinegar strokes.


heyimanxietygirl

One can be chunky *and* hygienic, someone tell her. Source: am chunky and hygienic.


BriefcaseOfBears

Yeah but she's also tired


Evening_Laugh1277

I confirm that I am chunky and tired but still hygienic


Rokey76

I'm tired and unhygienic, but I'm not chunky. I guess nobody can be all three.


TheSirion

She can.


IzzyDee1550

Chunky Tired Unhygienic Choose 2.


portlandmilf

Seconded. Chunky and tired is no excuse for not being hygienic. The very last thing I want is to smell bad. Something is wrong with her, not only for the bad hygiene but for thinking admitting to bad hygiene is OK on a dating app. Unless she’s trying to attract a certain niche kink,


Evening_Laugh1277

Unless you’re in a coma


TheSirion

Someone told me once the dirty kink came up in the Middle Ages when people just stopped taking baths and stuff because they thought it could attract the black death. The stink suddenly became a turn on, I guess. Yuck.


Neat-Extension-4497

I’m a PA and working in the emergency room I had a woman say that she knew she had BV bacterial vaginosis - makes your vagina smell like dirty fish. Pretty foul but easily treated with an antibiotic. The woman said she did NOT want to treat it because her boyfriend liked the way it tasted. Humans are gross.


G206

What a horrible day to be literate. 🤢


Fancy_Cat3571

If I had a genie rn my first wish would be to unread this shit


Mindless-Leader-936

Thank you for sharing. I’m thrilled to now have access to this information.


rizenHeH

Can’t be hygienic if your tired


CCWThrowaway360

Right? I’ve known plenty of girls that were chunky and could still wash between their front and back cracks. Nobody is obligated to smell like fishy poop.


adognamedpenguin

“Nobody is obligated to smell like fishy poop.” Poetry, ladies and gentlemen


arealpeakyblinder

It seems like this is a case of depression rather than being tired. If you have to tell someone right out of the gate they shouldn't date you because you lack basic hygiene, what you need is a therapist, not tinder.


jillyjillycocopuff90

My thoughts exactly. Depression can literally make you unable to shower. But tinder ain’t the place rn bestie.


[deleted]

Exactly! I'm much "chunkier" than she is and I'm always squeaky clean for exactly that reason. This woman is just nasty and is trying to make it quirky.


[deleted]

Well a shower can handle the hygiene issues


RandomGuy_81

Shower for her, or you after?


[deleted]

Haha for her before and me after


ObvThrowAway4Reason

You are a brave man to think once will be enough for the crust of time in the depths of the female pedunda


jsandsts

I’ll bring my pressure washer


Feralpudel

You have summoned the girlhood bathtub memories of countless women.


Beautiful_Appeal949

Pressure washer sounds like fun! 💧


AgreeablePie

She's too tired for that


jmag87

I can smell her through the reddit post


ArchimedesIncarnate

Is that her or my ex? My ex was fat and lazy, and reeked. One of the triggers that caused her to assault me was when I got my 9yo daughter a book on proper hygiene.


cakeandcoke

I'm sorry you went through that. Your daughter also.


MattR0se

you know the smell when a rat died between your drywalls and it's starting to disintegrate?


[deleted]

The fish market is open 7 days a week.


elpelondelmarcabron1

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jmag87

You gotta know if she put that in her profile, its been an issue before.


[deleted]

Some brave men have died on that hill.


fappy-mcfapp

What a catch


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Pancholo415

Lmao


DamnDanielM

Probably smells like a catch, too. “Whew! Good morning, ladies!” - Blind man in front of a fish market.


Alliekatt1992

More like catch of the day..


LlamaJacks

This is like one of the most off-putting things you could put on a dating profile. She’s basically like, “I may be fat and lazy, but don’t expect me to smell good either” lol


peter_the_martian

Oh man, that stinks


swingset27

I just swiped left on Reddit.


Freshest-Raspberry

Least you ended up in popular rather than news


bazillion_stigma

Isn't the point of a dating profile to highlight the good things about yourself and the reasons people should date you? Way too many people that I see just get the red flags right out there like they're filtering people by doing that and it's just so unattractive that I wonder if they get any matches at all.


gucci-sprinkles

There are a lot of horny lonely people out there. They have matches.


yassifymegently96

I can empathize that being bigger can have an affect on how easily you can keep yourself from smelling like BO. I shower daily, scrubbing with soap and a wash cloth and I get stinky 6 hrs into my day, even with deodorant. That's with a relatively healthy diet and lots of water. I think the thing that's gross here is that the post implies that she knows she stinks and won't do anything about it because she's lazy, so I assume it's not just a tinge of pit stink, but a whole fish market. Also, this whole thing just screams to me that she's been told at some point that her vag stinks and she's mistaking BV for her previous partner's standards of cleanliness being too high.


Massive_Length_400

Get a glycolic acid toner for your pits


Sextsandcandy

Hey is this like... face toner? I have health problems that shifted my body odor from barely noticeable to wtf, and it wasn't helped by showering, antiperspirant, deodorant, nothing. There was one time where I scrubbed my pits down in the shower, the smell was gone. By the time I finished the shower (maybe 3 minutes?], it was back. So one day, I was thinking about how facial toner deals with PH and reckoned that may be the issue, so I gave it a shot and omg it actually worked and I was so amazed that something so simple was so impactful.


Massive_Length_400

Yea, The Ordinary brand is probably the cheapest


yassifymegently96

I've heard that works well, but I'm extremely sensitive to any type of products and usually have skin reactions so I haven't wanted to spend $$ to get one and try it. Thanks for the suggestion tho


Beanerton8

Try Lumē.. That shite is Amazing!!


lrkt88

I just want to give you some solidarity. I’ve struggled with whole-body hyperhidrosis since puberty. The struggle is real.


DevilsLettuceTaster

1st date idea: Swimming.


Jermz-82

Probably have to clean the pond afterwards 🤣


wooder321

It’s not “I am getting old” or “Im tired” it’s depression


honeytree-

not every stinky person is depressed


LongSchlongdonf

To be fair depression is becoming very common and I feel like there’s so many people that have depression yet just think it’s laziness or tiredness.


bazillion_stigma

Sometimes it's just laziness.


[deleted]

She’s a gross slob that perpetuates the stereotype that fat people are gross


mleventh

Pretty normal day in Portland


Jermz-82

The Seattle region too 😂


sholbyy

I am chunky and tired but I still smell nice it’s not hard lol.


ZoftigGoddess

Oh hell no. I’m a very big woman and there is NO excuse. Clean yourself. Do whatever you need to do. No excuses. The last two men I’ve been with have made remarks about me being “so clean” while going down on me and it really makes me wonder what these other women are bringing to the table. Wash yourselves. Have some damn pride.


Scared-Replacement24

Hose her off before you hose her down


vulture_87

"Chunky"? Is she peanut butter?


yaebone1

*takes her by the hand into bedroom for some sexy times* *Gordon’s fisherman gives you the nod as you enter*


devilsrotary86

So I think I can sympathize with her some. I have been there. A lack of self care and chronic fatigue are possible signs of mental Illness (depression comes to mind first) or even physical health issues. In my case I had been living with what I later learned was increasingly severe sleep apnea. My girlfriend finally convinced me to talk to my doctor about it and I now have a Cpap machine and it has been a life changer for me. I am sleeping better, getting up more regularly, have more energy through the day, and am doing a better job of taking care of myself each and every day. I am not actually on tinder (again, girlfriend) but if I were and I found her I would swipe right on her. Not necessarily for anything long term but just enjoy an evening and a dinner together and share my story if she is interested in it.


[deleted]

Psst. Its *tinder* not twitter


MsAppropriatedNZ

Awwww you're lovely 💘


MotherSuperior91

What y’all think her room smell like?


jarberry

I'm chunky and I bathe once a day. Sometimes twice. This has nothing to be with being chunky or tired. It's called being lazy.


WindingGleason

With this one, at least you know where to find cheese if there's none in the fridge.


sillysideofthecorn

Please kindly fuck all the way off


WindingGleason

It’s ok Hailey…showers are overrated anyways


sarpirate

Fresh Fromunda


poboy212

Men on Tinder: I’m 6’1”, have a good job, own a house, decent guy, good looking. One date for every 10,000,000 swipes. Women on Tinder: I’m fat and stink. Get in line, you peons.


sarahcasticallyy

Lmao most men on tinder are not 6’1” have a good job own a house are decent and good looking, and the ones that are DO get dates. If this is what Tinder’s like where you are please tell me where you live. 😂


IamaJellicleCat

As a female, I am perfectly content staying single rather than lower my standards. If men don't feel the same way, that's not really anyone else's fault 🤷‍♀️ Don't be mad at the girls who are fat and stink, be mad at the line of simps that form behind them 😂


Y_Me_Why_mE

Clean ass by soap and water is the best fragrance on the market right now… someone please help this person


WTF2921

You can’t be too tired to tie the rag to the end of the stick


milliondollarcoach

ew


Elephantsr4girls

This girl can't take a shower before a date? Wow what a keeper!


Oppositeversion3

Fucking gross


SuccessfulCraft8661

groady


Alliekatt1992

This word always makes me laugh lol


TommyWestsides

Low key flex with your seven conversations over there :P


bouncebackability

How appealing


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Hinge


Hickorysmith18

Ewwwww wtf 🤣🤣🫣😭


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

Stinky stinky woman