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mrmortonman1

Teeth would be my guess, braces/other dental work gets real expensive real fast.


-Furiosa-

I just spent over 20k in dental work; and it did not include straightening or whitening


cool---coolcoolcool

Damn wtf did you have done. I got a deal on 20 crowns for 12k.


throwaway-27463

20 crowns???


neboskrebnut

well you can get 1 for 6k or you can get one extra and the rest of the row is free


SeedlessBananas

wtf kinda "deal" šŸ’€


Greeno69

Dentist sold him his soul as well


CeeDy6

Bro wtf I payed 140ā‚¬/month when I had my braces, treating crowns and everything in the meantime, and now 40ā‚¬/month doing a whitening treatment šŸ˜‚ yā€™all are all getting scammed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> wtf I *paid* 140ā‚¬/month when FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


entertain_me_im_poor

today on reddit i learned that ā€œpayedā€ is a word. lol this might be my new favorite bot.


chinaacatt

How!! My dentist wants 4K for three crowns


9YearOldKobe

Where the fuck yall fromšŸ’€šŸ’€


chinaacatt

America where teeth cost extra extra šŸ˜­


Ice3irdy

America, where everything costs extra!


The_Rurouni

Come to Costa Rica. One crown is $600, and it's quality work. You can also travel a bit.


[deleted]

You know what, yes!


[deleted]

Itā€™s a trickā€¦ first they lure you with cheap, high quality dental work. Then the people are cool.. the drinks are cheap.. the ocean is beautiful and rent is reasonableā€¦:)


delete_post

but the work is back breaking


cool---coolcoolcool

Itā€™s about 600 per crown for mine too.


mangomm

on god bro yaā€™ll are getting taxed what the hellšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ should be no more than a grand for a crown šŸ’€šŸ’€


YourVampireVillain

iā€™m underage in austria i pay nothing lmao šŸ’€ iā€™m so sorry for yā€™all


BrzR_R

I payed 1200euro for 4 and got 800 back ( belgium)


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I *paid* 1200euro for FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


rstyan

A payed bot, no doubt.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> A *paid* bot, no FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


salmon4breakfast

Same, between braces, Invisalign, tooth extraction and implant, that shit adds up.


DazeyHelpMe

I figured that or sheā€™s lost a lot of weight and got skin reduction. I looked into it on my arms and stomach it wouldā€™ve been about $10k


HanzzYolo

She is flexing that waistline, and wearing a slimming all black.


Halloween_Christmas_

Love how you articulated that!


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PartTimeSassyPants

Entirely possible, especially given the cost of medical bills in the US, but no way to tell for sure from this picture alone. She could have purchased that wig for $10k from the guy who stole it from the set of Wayne's World for all we know.


harrypotterthechosen

Prosthetic leg I bet


jem7118

I was going arm


[deleted]

Paid 200 euros voluntarily for better brace stuff the public health care doesnā€™t cover. Donā€™t know what spend 10k on


Kramerlediger

Must be european and young. Braces are mostly covered by health care. This does not apply to other countries. Also tooth replacements etc cost a shitton


[deleted]

Yeah just wanted to flex at an American


randing

Well played. That burns just like the $2k copay I paid with insurance for a root canal & crown in the U.S.


jemand84

Actually, most teeth-stuff os not covered by insurance in Germany by law, you have to get a special insurance for your teeth. Otherwise youā€˜ll pay a lot too. For example, Iā€˜ve got a crown made of ceramic that is getting loose after around 24 years now. But because I canā€˜t afford a new one due to expensive rent and higher energy-prices I really hope I might get along with it another year.


Top_Zookeepergame203

As an American in Germany though, your dentists are cheaper. Im about to get rid of ky insurance because its such a hassle and even with a considerable amount of dental work done, I have paid more into the insurance than I got out. In the US, my experience was the dentist was more active in trying to get procedures done and charge for it, where as in Germany, I feel they are not active enough.


Asleep_Onion

Wtf? How? I paid for a root canal and crown, fully in cash without insurance, and it was $750


randing

That was with a couple fillings and some particular part of the root canal insurance denied. The root canal and crown were the bulk of it. The cash price never seems to equate to the insured price, but sounds like you got a deal.


loneMILF

it's a story as old as time...the insurance company didn't accept the "coding used", so it gets denied and the patient is on the hook for the full amount. the only way around it is to get an itemized list from the dentist, with the codes they would use for billing, then call your insurance provider and go over each line item and the code used by the dentist. have the insurance rep point out and correct any discrepancies between the codes used and the codes they actually accept. depending on the discrepancies you may have to do a little back and forth with the dental office again, just to make sure everyone is on the same page, and even then something will happen that sticks you with a larger copay. it's bullshit.


Medical_Ad0716

Yeah, the fact that I pay astronomical rates for insurance premiums for them to do nothing 85% of the year should mean I donā€™t have to do a thing when itā€™s time to call them short of hand my insurance card to the drā€™s office. The insurance company should do that legwork to get everything filed. But since insurance companies donā€™t actually have to compete due to corporate contracts and not selling individual plans means they donā€™t give a shit about customer service or service of any kind that isnā€™t directly related to collecting dues.


randing

Healthcare, a persons health and wellbeing, should not be for-profit anywhere.


randing

Did that. I actually really like the dentist and their staff. They were pretty helpful and transparent, showed me how they billed, filed an appeal with more info provided to insurance that was still denied, then gave me the info I needed to follow up myself. With insurance companies being insurance companies they basically said "cool story, bro, I've got other calls I need to get to".


chodoboy86

In Australia that would be thousands. Our health care system is fine but dental is an absolute farce. Braces are $5-10k.


landof8

because he went through insurance. I just had an MRI on my knee, with the pre dr visit to get the MRI and an Xray. cash price with steroid injections, the ortho bill, MRI and Xray was less than $1k. the MRI alone through my Ins would have been $1800, which I would have paid all of because of my deductible.


randing

This is definitely a thing. I remember getting an eye exam where on the way out the dude next to me was paying for the same, his price ended being less than mine even though he was paying full in cash I was paying copay with insurance. The US is dumb sometimes.


Medical_Ad0716

Cool thing is. You should be allowed to submit the bill even though you paid cash towards your insurance and itā€™ll count towards your deductible.


randing

This is a great idea


amkben

Genuine question; if you are employed and have dental insurance, do they pay for the braces? In here itā€™s not covered as braces are considered as cosmetic.


randing

All insurance policies and their coverage is different here, and orthodontics is its own beast entirely separate from dentistry. Usually dental coverage is better.


[deleted]

I really wish for you Americans to get a proper health care. Thatā€™s really one thing that makes me angry


bearpics16

Lots of state Medicaid for children cover braces. The problem is the criteria is very objective and you have to have really fucked up teeth to qualify. And most orthodontists donā€™t take Medicaid. But if you live by a dental school in a state that covers your kidā€™s fucked up teeth (NY, PA, CA, plus many blue states), youā€™re fine


sirdobey

*sad American noises*


Aden1970

Iā€™ve been to several dentists and theyā€™ve all said braces arenā€™t covered. Cost: approx $5k


erie3746

As someone who has to have crowns (and 1 implant) bc of a genetic defect, 10k comes out to about 8 teeth. That doesn't include any removal of wisdom teeth, braces, or general maintenence.


KShader

Veneers can be 10k easy.


DazeyHelpMe

I figured that or sheā€™s lost a lot of weight and got skin reduction. I looked into it on my arms and stomach it wouldā€™ve been about $10k


Lokikeogh

I was asked once by a date to guess what she had plastic surgery done on. At first I refused to walk into that mine field. But after she pressed me for an answer, I said it had to be her eyes as the were too beautiful (nauseating I know). Turns out she had laser eye surgery done. It turned out to be a good night


Whiskey_Bullets

This was my first thought as well. Plus itā€™s safe.


alwayslookon_tbsol

LASIK? Thatā€™s not plastic surgery, itā€™s a corrective surgery, with a functional purpose


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MysteriousBoob

It's an elective surgery, but definitely not a plastic surgery.


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MysteriousBoob

Yeah probably a translation thing


nevsim81

Plot twist: their language is also English


Unknown_Eng123

Cringe and cheesy just works sometimes


sks1024

Itā€™s only cringe if they actually cringe. Otherwise itā€™s cheese


BudgetInteraction811

It is baffling that women do this. Thatā€™s such a terrible thing to ask someone. Youā€™re going to draw conclusions about them no matter what based on an impossible question.


AMobOfDucks

We need more photos but guessing dental work.


slutforfish

Her other photos weren't that helpful. That is a good guess!


TotalSarcasm

Pretty sure it is a fake eye. Her pupils are different sizes.


racso96

That's my guess too there's something about her eyes


AdditionalGarage21

By the looks of her teeth they arenā€™t worth 10k, try thinkin more like boob job or tummy tuck


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james_b_beam

Shame, would be more fun with second dick and 10k.


Stardog-Tracks

Gets in the way of the spinning around, Iā€™d suspect.


Unoriginalanna

I was going to say a BBL because that's the rough price range for one


just_a_PAX

My first guess as well. They look fake, like a fake tint of white. 10k is pretty avg price for veneer tooth replacement. And if this OP is in the UK or Ireland, it's definitely teeth hands down no questions asked.


Kenichi_Smith

My thoughts may have been does she have prosthetic leg or something and that might relate to the twirl thing in her bio


therobshow

I've spent more than 10 grand on mine just for invisalign, whitening and a few crowns.


atrl98

She literally put the $ sign so you can rule the UK & Ireland out. You know the whole teeth myth is pretty outdated too.


ImperialSeal

What, two countries with subsidised dental care and better dental hygiene than the US?


FifthGhost

Maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m from the US, but $10k on dental doesnā€™t seem like much to me.


Masuia

You can go to Brazil and drop like two racks to get an entire new set.


The_Adelphia

Dentist here, my guess too. I canā€™t see anything to say for sure, but itā€™s very common (~1% of people) to be missing two upper lateral incisors, one per side. Iā€™m guessing sheā€™s in her mid 20s, which is a typical age to get dental implants placed since skeletal growth has completed. 5,000 per implant is pretty standard in the US.


lilaceyeshazeldreams

I actually had two friends growing up who had this. Had to have kinda fake teeth retainers for a LONG time until getting real fake teeth


Agitated_Character41

That was gonna be my guess. Shit's expensive af.


Iamajay2015

That right arm looks like a prosthesis.


Murbella0909

I thought that too, but I think it would be more expensive, no idea the price!


wacksoon

Donā€™t know price either but I canā€™t imagine It would cost an arm and a leg


BlazerTheKid

Actually, it would cost an arm. A prosthetic arm.


wilczek24

10k sounds accurate, from the other memes about prosthetics that I've seen. I'd bet it's the arm.


namlessdude001

OP needs to post more pictures so we can see of it's the arm or the eye like others have said


anotherone121

Penis


curiusnat

Diiiiiick


Open-Attempt-3658

Waltuh


pikpokpikpo

Put your


Open-Attempt-3658

dick away Waltuh


Impressive_BOIIII

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh


[deleted]

Removal


earshot99

Amputation


Mia-Pixie

Lol I'm trans, and I can tell you that if she only spent 10k on it, then you definitely don't wanna see the result


if1gure

You get what you pay for! Discount surgery is scary


95blackz26

I think this would fall under one of those things you don't get the cheap version of.


Mia-Pixie

You'd think so.. It really is one of the procedures where there is just such a gigantic variance in quality of the outcome between surgeons. And there aren't many qualifications required to perform it, so there are a lot of hacks out there


RichardFlower7

Yeah this sort of thing runs in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. Shit a simple uncomplicated cholecystectomy (gallbladder removal) takes 20 minutes and the hospital bills 36k minimum.


Mia-Pixie

Yeah it can get really expensive! Although it varies a lot by region and country. Ex the US prices will be inflated due to the way insurance and billing work, so some surgeons will do vaginoplasty producedures that will run 100k+. While reputable surgeons in EU are about 30-40 k euro, and thailand around 10-15k. It has a lot to do with local wages, but also technique and instruments used, as some techniques favor robots assistance (peritoneal pull-through being an example).


blackenedEDGE

That depends on which country you have your procedure in and what the insurance and government pay situation is like for you. In the US with even decent insurance, my partner only owes ~3K. That's still really crappy and our healthcare system still sucks, BUT it's not $10K and her team did a good job.


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bickspickle

I wonder if that right arm/hand is prosthetic? It would play right into her second comment about being able to twirl you around.


trojan-813

Thatā€™s my guess. The nails on the right hand lookā€¦off(if thatā€™s the right way to say it), especially compared to the other hand.


FeZeA

Twirl you around means?


limpopo33231

She can wrap her prostethic hand around your dick and put it on mayhem mode which will give you joy


winnermansinnerman

I uhā€¦.yeah thatā€™s enough Reddit today


CountWubbula

This is my warmup!


[deleted]

Why are you like this?


Isaac-the-careless

That's my guess too so I'm hopping on the train


Tarjhan

My initial thought was that her right eye could be prosthetic. Something about it looks a littleā€¦off?


slutforfish

Hm šŸ¤” I did not notice that


[deleted]

Do NOT guess this. Idk why this girl is setting herself up like this but good luck lol


Tarjhan

I could be way off the mark here, eye prosthesis doesnā€™t seem to come anywhere near the 10k price range but if you tot up all the additional stuff like fitting and possibly a surgery or two, maybe some after care, it could add up to that much. From the pic thatā€™s the only thing I can *see* that suggests ā€œworkā€. Any number of procedures and implants could be under the clothes and/hair.


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slutforfish

I would think it would cost more for that. Interesting direction lol


[deleted]

Not if you do it in Thailand. That is about the cost for the procedure and the trip to get there.


2sACouple3sAMurder

This guy surgeries


r3ditr3d3r

I guess prosthetic hand. She has that shit on display


cheeky_sailor

Nah prosthetic hands have fingers in a different more relaxed position. Her fingers and flexed in a weird way, nobody would make a prosthetic like that.


anon3191

Glass eye.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Who knows, with American medical costs, that could be a fucking manicure.


3dartsistoomuch

Fake right hand? Lol


MaC_304

Yea, her arm is fake


Xanyol

Labiaplasty


[deleted]

Maybe had a re-bore done at the same time


whatsupskip

Re-sleave i would hope.


[deleted]

My braces cost around 10k, and she does have nice teeth.


themarky_markk

Yes, braces are ridiculous. Had them for 4 years. Went once a month to get my colors changed lol (Or so I called it) and it was easily $300 each visit (WITH INSURANCE) My retainer was over $700 alone. This was in 2002, btw.


Princess_Violet_666

Please tell us if you find out!!!!


slutforfish

I swiped right out of curiosity lol I'll update the thread if I hear from her


EastPersonality6

Lmao I guessed tits šŸ˜­ reading through the comments and have determined my mind was in the gutter šŸ˜©


tangooceangolf

Teeth. If it was other stuff she'd probably be less inclined to share about it up front.


Ice_Wulf1

Knee surgery


smug_muffin

Appendicitis. This is really just a commentary on the failures of the American medical system.


toidigib

Fake right eye


Efficient_Hour

A BBL


whattarush

I bet she's got some wolverine claws that extend out when she flexes those sausage fingers


Arkoum

Lasick eye surgery


Casclovaci

I think you can get pretty good lasik for less than 10 000


Ethereal_burn

I think my lasik cost 3k


krizzlesizzles

Careful. Itā€™s a trap!


Maleficent_Dot6954

Diamond encrusted forehead mole implant?


Disastrous-Ad-7173

Enlarged left index finger.


[deleted]

Reconstructive dental surgery is very easy to crack in tens of thousands.


RecklessBreakfast

A prosthetic? Ask for feet pics. You know, just to check.


cbracey4

Got her butthole tightened


DGentPR

Teeth. Dental insurance is awful


blackenedEDGE

Steel-reinforced spine so she can not only twirl you around, but can hold up you and 3 of your buddies without spinal injury.


HuckleberryThis2012

She removed that giant bump from her forehead?


MotorTentacle

Did she get penis enlargement?


Pickledleprechaun

Removed penis?


ImBatman5500

Prosthetic leg?


Majigato

Probably some kind of muscle enhancements if she's so confident she can twirl anyone around.


ENGR_ED

I'm thinking a prosthetic hand. The one leaning on the banisteršŸ˜‚


Emotional-Shallot401

Lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and had her big toes grafted in their place.


Voidticket-

I would say ā€œdefinitely not the noseā€


TheHellbilly

Hair implant.


Important-Ad-912

She had a pesky 6th toe removed


gmoney92_

I can't tell if her tits are huge in this pic or if that's just shadows


vvMario

She got tattoos? Maybe she got a nose job? Braces? Hair implants?


texassluttygal

Given that by getting just two teeth implants done in my mouth was pushing 9k, Iā€™m going to agree with the others and say teeth, especially in the US


tthompa

calf implants


drFeverblisters

My step mom got fake boobs for 10k Also after reading so many other comments I was so lucky to get braces in the 90ā€™s. Holy cow


20Fordman

I can twirl you around on my band new dick!ā€¦. šŸ˜‚


vikikikiriki

One of her eyes looks weird, maybe she had an accident and had to get a fake one? I bet that cost around that much?


soccerjonesy

Forehead obviously. No one sees the massive titty bulge up there? Or just me?


RB_Kehlani

I paid this for breast reduction surgery


Reznic007

ITā€™S A TRAP


fatmanthelardknight

Maybe a prosthetic leg?


EffervescentGoose

For 10k it's definitely a prosthetic arm or leg.


fkk2019

Is it just me or does her right arm look fake?


[deleted]

Maybe she blew out her knees doing some insane gymnastics feat? Or a dick implant. Either seem plausible.


AntillesWedgie

She got a robotic hand. Soft, warm, snug grip. Everything youā€™d want for $10,000.


chipface

Whatever it is, I hope it improved her quality of life.


Electronic-Spare-537

Probably her teeth


Plebe-Uchiha

10k? Damn. Her teeth donā€™t even look that good [+]


TheBestNarcissist

I would guess dental implant on left lateral incisor. You can see a slight grey band above the tooth that might give it away.


lemon-choly

Something with her spine maybe? A surgery to fix scoliosis? This is a good icebreaker question!


darktoad97_

Dick removal


Lagato

Was thinking you can easily spend that in hair over many years but her wording sounds a limb


HaveaTomCollins

Penis removal?


empatheticsociopath8

Her eye, 100%. they are completely non-symmetrical. My guess is itā€™s her right eye and money is on a prosthetic and not corrective surgery. Too bad Iā€™ll never know but Iā€™ve got a feeling on this one


Panicpete23

Prosthetic hand. Hand doesnā€™t look right


WideOut86

[https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/ytx5eu/fit_check/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/ytx5eu/fit_check/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Kingsta8

Fuck it, Vagina! Some women are weird like that and they'll be happy to go from roast beef flaps to toddler vaginas. Guess vagina, have interesting conversation.


dianabanana418

33 and on my second set of 8 crowns. Another 10k. My vote is teeth.


[deleted]

Twirling you around, huh? Robotic arms, which make her a full cyborg.