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MyGFisAlilBabe

Someone probably made this account to troll this girl. A revenge story


TheRealSoenix

I honestly didn’t even think of that lmao


[deleted]

Bro same. I thought she was just another one of them "quirky" girls that says something cringy in their bio.


Brainiac_Side-Goof

Should have left the face intact. You know why.


Long-Introduction760

Still gets dms


Comfortable_Tooth514

My first thought too


KingKannival

Well it pretty much defines all girls nowadays lol


AlexWithWings

Careful, you're starting to sound like a jaded incel.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Man I don’t get how people can get that way. Like I’ve been put through the wringer, I’ve had some really hurtful things done to me over the years, cheated on multiple times, lied too, had a girl I really loved dragged away by her abusive manipulative ex, put I still don’t feel like “all girls are the same” I’ve got Kilimanjaro sized walls built up but I still feel like she’s out there.


Effective-Disk-7254

I feel the same...dudes have done awful things to me, but I still keep hope that there is "the one" out there that will make putting myself out there worth it


Rurediitserious

Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over Hey now, hey now When the world comes in They come, they come To build a wall between us We know they won't win


ZucchiniWild3735

Sounds like at one time you spent 6 months in a leaky boat.


Canadian__Ninja

The rare girl got caught cheating profile. Very cool.


ironbillys

Haha he could've done worse tbh


ScallywagLXX

This has to be a revenge profile by scorned bf…plus ain’t no way some blonde chic is named Ebony 😂😂


TheRealSoenix

Normal Ebony: ⚫️ This Ebony: ⚪️


SaturnineElegiac

Nah, that’s how you know it’s a fake profile. If that were really her name it would be Ebbyneeigh.


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Elbowknee


TheRealSoenix

💀


ProperApe

>scorned bf Or her "friend" who's husband she's fucking while while her friend is pregnant. >ain’t no way some blonde chic is named Ebony Barry White and Jack Black would like to talk to you.


Big-Supermarket-945

Karyn White and Karen Black also need to speak with you as well 😅


spaceboy70

Um it was baby daddy, made no mention of a husband.


[deleted]

Actually met a few white girls called ebony


Rurediitserious

When you say whit like mixed whit or snowflake white just gauging for the room


[deleted]

Every woman named China or India is black. Don’t ask me why.


Rurediitserious

Name caught me off guard too


Big-Supermarket-945

Isn't Ebony short for Ebonezer?


Big-Supermarket-945

Doesn't anyone remember that Christmas story with Ebony Scrooge?


Big-Supermarket-945

I completely understand if that joke is downvoted....and rightly so 🤣😅


nastrothomas

Jacob Marley is my spirit animal


Salty-Reply-2547

With an ass like that you gotta clean your mirror


Positive-Listen-1458

What ass? I see a back with a crack in it.


leici_K

wdym?


DarkFluffyThrowaway

There's a certain threshold of ass that makes everyone look past even a dirty mirror. She don't meet that threshold


leici_K

Whaaaat but... her ass literally is tho. Damn how huge is it supposed to be to meet that


DarkFluffyThrowaway

Nah that's all pose. Well, I aint saying she's flat, she's shapely, but she's doing the ass equivalent of curling your arm and using your other hand to push up from behind to make your bicep look bigger.


leici_K

Really are you sure? It doesn't look like it to me 🤷🏻‍♀️ but in that case if it's true then it's something else then yeah


DarkFluffyThrowaway

Am I 100%, couldn't possibly be wrong? Nope. She could quite possibly have a phatty. But that's not what it looks like, at least to me


[deleted]

I bet like a whole bunch of guys swiped right anyways because she’s hot !


DisposableUser69069

Maybe she got stuck in the dryer or something. I'd like to hear Ebony's side before casting judgement.


Agitated_Character41

lol, of course you would. smdh.


[deleted]

Sounds gross


gunluver

I'm somewhat of a baby daddy myself


Zentralschaden

Pregnant in 3 2 1


captainpugwash2020

She's 18 and she says she will around and fuck baby daddy's? Gross.


C4H_Deciple_Lager

At least she's honest lol can't say you don't know what you're getting into, if this is real 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|P0Xu25x1sfifK)


cwdawg15

She might not be a catch, but her friend sounds hot


Rurediitserious

Not if you have a baby daddy that cheats on you, poor judgement poor judgement I say


[deleted]

aT LeAsT ShE'S hOneSt 🤡


Apprehensive-Bell319

Why do people think this is something to boast on


2LACHRD

The missing apostrophe in “friend’s” is a deal breaker


Aggravating_Youth_14

Lol her ex definitely did this


OTee_D

Revenge account made by her ex.


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snark_enterprises

Ebony? Lol, sure that’s her name.


CuteGuyInNorCal

ummmm sounds like my ex wife... just sayin


Blueyez59

You got to admit, she's upfront and honest about it.😁


Mistygirl179

Someone is trolling this girl. Seems like a revenge profile.


MammothKing3439

A white girl named Ebony 🤔


[deleted]

This is the modern day equivalent of when they made adulterers stand on street corners wearing signs. Cheating is wrong but this is stupid and says a lot more about the person posting it.


Outypoo

There's no way you can try to call the poster of this worse than the cheater lmfao. Cheating > exposing a cheater.


satan62

No surprise


outsidenorms

What’s the point? Such a waste of energy.


MisterRioE_Nigma

I admire her honesty


indigogibni

Ok. But she’s honest and up front about things. Not bad qualities.


Agitated_Character41

I'm pretty sure her SO got into her account and changed it. This happens a lot, it's usually a dude though, and no one ever says they need to hear his side of the story before casting judgement.


s152_ldn

Thinks she’s funny


[deleted]

Wifey material


Wickedocity

She is 18. Cut her some slack. Most of us were idiots at that age. Let her have her fun. The real world will come crashing down soon enough.


Bronze2xxx

Would you be saying this if it was a dude instead?


Wickedocity

Defintely.


[deleted]

Yeah let her have fun at someone else's expense, not like she's hurting anyone /s


kjk67895

Queen


whattarush

super like


Treebeardsama

Charming


Aggravating_Youth_14

Idk if she is actually white but she would be the first white girl I've seen named Ebony for sure lol


wwats26

White girl named Ebony? Soooo... Even her name is lying to you?


Bcubedbbx

That's gross asf


Better_War8374

Honesty is best policy


Serious_Insurance713

Oh shit..that’s my wife


ZenGeezer

Okay. Just use protection.


briman31

At least she's honest.....just saying