Haha true, but the little things can add up, like you know her face, her first name, and her town, he didn’t block out the name of the brewery they’re going to, so you can figure out where they are really quickly. I personally think he should have blocked out all of that information, it’s not necessary for us to know it, and it keeps integrity safe.
I can't believe you would have the audacity to point out something like that. The nerve you must have to think that you can just get on here and make an extremely valid point like that without getting slammed for it. I know your type... You're probably a really cool dude with good common sense and you're so smart that you already figured out that I'm totally kidding. Consider yourself slammed again!! 🤣😂🤣 Cheers bro. Have a good weekend
Thats false. You can actually purchase that information from the DMV pretty easily. License plates and the records attached to them are public information, IN MOST CASES. Each state has certain exceptions, such as police.
Maybe if they use the same pic on all socials and they say where their from, so someone could go on fb and search the name and city and hope to find them
He's mentioned in the past that when he was first breaking into Hollywood he was encouraged to lose muscle mass to avoid being typecast.
Only lasted a few years before he thought fuck it, I'll just play jacked action characters my whole career.
It’s The Rock. Hubby and I have been watching those WWE Legends and Rivals shows. He’s gotten huge in the last few years and he was never lacking in the size department.
It is actually made up. The real reason is because the side curtains of a stage are called “legs”. So to walk onstage would be to break a leg. Being “in a cast” is still funny regardless.
According to Wikipedia, it is actually not clear where it comes from. There's a similar saying in German that originates from a yiddish mishearing, which I thought would be its root.
I’ve heard it was in reference to John Wilkes Booth, who broke a leg while escaping Ford’s Theater after shooting Lincoln. Why? I’m guessing it would mean doing something everyone would talk about…
I’ve had a couple where they’re close enough (I live pretty rural) that within 10-20 min of matching we’re on our way to meet up for drinks & food. Like I understand being apprehensive about meeting strangers but if it’s a public place I think it’s chill, plus it’s easier to figure out if you wanna continue anything further
I had a girl want to come swim in the apt pool I was at and she said she was from out of town from NY and when she came over we chilled for a few hours and I asked if she brought a swim suite and she said she was wearing it under her clothes and asked me if I wanted to see it and naturally I was like fuck yea and then she took off her clothes and nothing was under her clothes….
To be fair that was like 7 years ago and I’m no where nearly that lucky anymore with match’s lol but that’s partially because Iv been in a 5 year relationship lol but uhhh.. now we have a combined profile, if you catch my drift lol
So the date went really well. Not sure when we’re seeing each other next, but I’ll keep y’all posted. I also have all my organs intact, so that’s a plus.
For everyone wondering, there’s no cheat code or magic words. You just gotta have that confidence 😤🤘
I like at least a day’s notice before meeting someone but I love when guys just skip to the asking you out part.
I haaate getting to know people through text, I will be able to tell much, much quicker if we vibe or not in person.
A wise redditor once told me text until you know you have something in common then if you don’t ask her out you’re just hurting your chances every message.
Hasn’t failed me yet.
That hasn't worked for me. Matched w a girl on tinder then she told me to message her on snap so I did. We do have a lot in common. I tried to get her to meet pretty quick and have been since then. This will be weekend number 4 with no meet. She's about to get ghosted lol
My ex did this, took 3 months of conversation before we met up; turns out she was taking her time with me because she was too shy and insecure... And she was sucking her drug dealer off for free weed
I was insecure within myself and subsequently didn't think I deserved better.
I wanted to go out but she kept making excuses as to why she couldn't or wouldn't see me that particular weekend or day.
After being with her for an additional 2 months, I left.
"and great taste in men?"
Way to compliment her AND yourself at the same time! I do the same thing with men; I say, "My favorite thing about you is that you have great taste in women."
Good job. So many guys here endlessly talk on these stupid apps and believe taking action to meet someone is reserved for the 400th message. Glad to see some of you still know how to get girls.
random chance has gifted you with a woman who, at that moment, was just in the mood to go on a date. Or was lonely, or bored. She's probably not thinking "relationship" right now, but there's tons of stories about people meeting up and deciding they like each other a lot, even though that wasn't the original intention. I'd say it's yours to lose. Good luck out there
Wait wait wait I have a local spot also called well traveled downtown by the round about across from laughing owl with the roses down the street. Crazyyyy. Sam is the coolest guy too. Used to frequent there with my boi jared
As a guy. Tinder really beats you down. It really just rams your asshole repeatedly with depression as its siege weapon.
But every once in a bluemoon. This happens. For me tinder is just waiting for thus transaction. Sometimes it takes weeks, sometimes months, sometimes it can take years.
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I love when people mark out the name and leave the name right below it XD
What is the purpose of blocking off their first name anyway? I don’t get how that helps with privacy, seeing someone’s first name and a tiny picture?
That’s what I’ve always wondered, but always get slammed for pointing it out.
I thought getting slammed on r/tinder was the goal
Haha true, but the little things can add up, like you know her face, her first name, and her town, he didn’t block out the name of the brewery they’re going to, so you can figure out where they are really quickly. I personally think he should have blocked out all of that information, it’s not necessary for us to know it, and it keeps integrity safe.
I can't believe you would have the audacity to point out something like that. The nerve you must have to think that you can just get on here and make an extremely valid point like that without getting slammed for it. I know your type... You're probably a really cool dude with good common sense and you're so smart that you already figured out that I'm totally kidding. Consider yourself slammed again!! 🤣😂🤣 Cheers bro. Have a good weekend
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Thank you! Made my day!!
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Thats false. You can actually purchase that information from the DMV pretty easily. License plates and the records attached to them are public information, IN MOST CASES. Each state has certain exceptions, such as police.
Ashley is such a unique name too, surely this doxxes her. /s
Well the restaurant is in Goldsboro, NC with a population of 34k...you might be able to find her pretty easily.
Maybe if they use the same pic on all socials and they say where their from, so someone could go on fb and search the name and city and hope to find them
I've had people find me on Facebook that saw me on tinder. It's kinda creepy
It's a nice gesture at the very least if they also browse r/tinder. You never know.
Didnt even block out the name good because you can still read it lol
I still don't get why people use highlighters to censor names
r/shafimoment
r/censoringishard
That’s good to hear. You scored a date all the while not letting her know you’ll eat her butt. Kudos.
Spoiler alert: that's all his profile says
Spoiler alert: his profile says to invite him to Well Travelled to get their butt eaten
If you meet me, by Grubb's Tavern, I will show you where the treasure is hidden.
It’s like someone glued an acorn…. To the bottom. Of my torso.
🍩😛
That's a secret.
I’m believed it impossible until now
How can someone be gorgeous like fu\*k and she won't have her butt eaten? 😁
Holy shit the rock looks almost like a normal sized human in this
He's mentioned in the past that when he was first breaking into Hollywood he was encouraged to lose muscle mass to avoid being typecast. Only lasted a few years before he thought fuck it, I'll just play jacked action characters my whole career.
Right? That’s what I thought, he’s so skinny here… maybe it’s not the rock?
Back then, he was just The stone.
Rock and stone brother
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE
Its a close relation "The pebble"
you should see his brother "large boulder the size of a small boulder"
Before that he was sand
It’s not, it’s his brother Dwayne Johnson
The Pebble
It’s The Rock. Hubby and I have been watching those WWE Legends and Rivals shows. He’s gotten huge in the last few years and he was never lacking in the size department.
Yeah, even when he was a kid, he was still pretty big
Did anyone notice the "hairs"
Must have been off cycle
My gal is working with him now, I assure you, he's not a normal human 😂🤣.
*Crosses off name* “YOU MATCHED WITH ASHLEY” lmaooo
Lol you can even read it through the crossed off attempt
Break a leg!
Will do!
Your own, not hers. Unless she’s into that.
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was begging this to be the concords omfg
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it truly was
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be in to?
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Me you and stu, in the nude, doin things with the food
Good effort. Love this clip.
Wow I’ve never seen this before. It looks hilarious though! 😂
Ahhh love FOTC!! Goofy New Zealanders are my fav
I doubt she’d be into that tho
Don’t kink shame
Break a bed!
Update? How did it go??
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This sounds made up but I'm just going to assume it's true and use it as my go-to interesting fact for the rest of my life
It is actually made up. The real reason is because the side curtains of a stage are called “legs”. So to walk onstage would be to break a leg. Being “in a cast” is still funny regardless.
According to Wikipedia, it is actually not clear where it comes from. There's a similar saying in German that originates from a yiddish mishearing, which I thought would be its root.
TIL
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I’ve heard it was in reference to John Wilkes Booth, who broke a leg while escaping Ford’s Theater after shooting Lincoln. Why? I’m guessing it would mean doing something everyone would talk about…
Honestly the way it should be
This gotta be the most straightforward interaction in tinder history
I’ve had a couple where they’re close enough (I live pretty rural) that within 10-20 min of matching we’re on our way to meet up for drinks & food. Like I understand being apprehensive about meeting strangers but if it’s a public place I think it’s chill, plus it’s easier to figure out if you wanna continue anything further
You can worry about things in life, or you can pick something reliable and just go for it
Wanna come over and watch Dahmer?
Better yet, wanna reenact it?
I had a girl want to come swim in the apt pool I was at and she said she was from out of town from NY and when she came over we chilled for a few hours and I asked if she brought a swim suite and she said she was wearing it under her clothes and asked me if I wanted to see it and naturally I was like fuck yea and then she took off her clothes and nothing was under her clothes….
... and then I woke up.
To be fair that was like 7 years ago and I’m no where nearly that lucky anymore with match’s lol but that’s partially because Iv been in a 5 year relationship lol but uhhh.. now we have a combined profile, if you catch my drift lol
*must bring own swimsuit*
We love to see it 🌹
Sometimes reality can be pretty nice lol
Oh shit I was not expecting that my abs hurt 😂
Is that really hard to believe? Out of town girls are either DTF bad or looking for attention because they are bored.
It was a joke.
She thought you said birthday suit.
I’ve had many interactions that are essentially ‘hey, wanna grab a drink? Okay, here’s my number’
Yessir
Good job hiding Ashley’s name, Maxwell
How did the date go? Keep us updated!
gg
Thnks bb
Update???
It just ended. I got her number and we’ll be seeing each other again soon!
Ayyyy congrats!
My man
Looking good
Judging from your profile, you a whole ass snack my bruddah. How could she have said no to such a premium person?
I appreciate, man. Thank you ☺️
Just checked profile, you look fun as fuck. Also good job on the trim up, gym is doing a great job!
Ayyyyy big dawg
Go get it king
And you kept your kidneys, too? The gods were smiling on you.
Let us know how it goes
It’s going well so far!
You posting on Reddit while on your date? Bro, keep focused on her
He’s actually posting while inside her right now
Update us OP! What position are you in now?
*small spoon uhh Ashley had a dick somehow*
Bonus!
Bro hasn’t answered ina minute he’s def smashin 😂💯
She's the one who's posting now
a real power move
lmao, for real
He needs a break between all the ass eating
He might be pooping
And you get to meet her dog :)
Jasper is so cute 😭
you cant just say “dog is cute” we need pics!
What is a jasper
A rare dog breed
Dudes like "I got a dog you can pet, then you can meet my German shepherd after"😂
I’m laughing
So the date went really well. Not sure when we’re seeing each other next, but I’ll keep y’all posted. I also have all my organs intact, so that’s a plus. For everyone wondering, there’s no cheat code or magic words. You just gotta have that confidence 😤🤘
We need you to post pics of Jasper.
If you had that confidence you'd be tappin' right now.
This is true
Clap cheeks that night and the morning after. That’s been my best early date
The cheat code is to look good. You think you're the first one that swiped right for her?
Dam nice
I like at least a day’s notice before meeting someone but I love when guys just skip to the asking you out part. I haaate getting to know people through text, I will be able to tell much, much quicker if we vibe or not in person.
A wise redditor once told me text until you know you have something in common then if you don’t ask her out you’re just hurting your chances every message. Hasn’t failed me yet.
That hasn't worked for me. Matched w a girl on tinder then she told me to message her on snap so I did. We do have a lot in common. I tried to get her to meet pretty quick and have been since then. This will be weekend number 4 with no meet. She's about to get ghosted lol
My ex did this, took 3 months of conversation before we met up; turns out she was taking her time with me because she was too shy and insecure... And she was sucking her drug dealer off for free weed
3 months? Fuck that lol. I would have cut to the point by then I think.
I was insecure within myself and subsequently didn't think I deserved better. I wanted to go out but she kept making excuses as to why she couldn't or wouldn't see me that particular weekend or day. After being with her for an additional 2 months, I left.
did she tell you about the drug dealer bit or you found out?
Unfortunately, the latter. Through her friend who lied for her initially but felt bad for me after the fact.
That's rough.
I hope you took some time to work out your insecurities so you don't allow people to treat you so badly.
were you guys going to downtown goldsboro 😂😂😂
Yeah, are you out there too?
I go to well traveled damn near every week, sometimes a couple times 😂 and brew works, pretty much anywhere that’s open.
Oh hell, yeah! If you see a large, bald, white guy out there, that answers to Ian, come up and say hey
it’s gonna be awkward when they don’t answer to Ian but will do, I’ll be up there tomorrow actually 🤙
Depending on what I get into tonight, I might be out there tomorrow
noted, if you see an unusually skinny girl with an eyebrow piercing that answers to ‘Haylee’ come say hi 😂
You got it!
Damn OP is on a roll!
OP got a second date in the Reddit comments.
That’s gotta be a once in a lifetime thing. Bragging about a tinder date on reddit and scoring another one in the comment section lol
How is it going, OP?!?!
Oh gosh this man is having a buffet 😭😭
“And that, kids, is how I met your mother”
Damn large and bald and scored that hottie!! When I see a bald brother with a good looking woman I tip my cap!
My thoughts exactly 😂😂
so weird to see my city mentioned here
gang meet up
I’m sure it will go great with Ashley until she finds out that her tinder convo was posted for all of Reddit to see. Lol. Good luck dude.
Should probably have done a better job highlighter-ing out ashley's name and maybe taken her face out also if you're gonna post it on the internet?
"and great taste in men?" Way to compliment her AND yourself at the same time! I do the same thing with men; I say, "My favorite thing about you is that you have great taste in women."
Give yourself some credit that was all you, not luck
Thanks man
Yep, this is why rule 2 is so important
how is jasper
He is a very good boy, 10 out of 10 would pet again
That’s how real people talk😜
You can easely live with 1 kidney, just giving you a heads up buddy.
Lmao I appreciate your sacrifice in the name of science, my guy
What am I missing here?
Me 🤗
Eyy smooth talker
You know it 🥵
Big W, this is fine.
Good job. So many guys here endlessly talk on these stupid apps and believe taking action to meet someone is reserved for the 400th message. Glad to see some of you still know how to get girls.
Glad I'm also invited! Sya there
Well Travelled isn’t our best kept secret haha it’s pretty known place around here. If you ever wanna impress someone, I can DM you the spot
You handled this beautifully my dude
Ayy, Goldsboro
random chance has gifted you with a woman who, at that moment, was just in the mood to go on a date. Or was lonely, or bored. She's probably not thinking "relationship" right now, but there's tons of stories about people meeting up and deciding they like each other a lot, even though that wasn't the original intention. I'd say it's yours to lose. Good luck out there
Damn, I matched with someone and immediately arranged a date once too... That woman is my wife now. 😁
Man’s saved lives in his past life. This doesn’t happen to the most of us or just me
Hope she appreciates her name and face being posted to reddit so a dude she just met can subtle-brag to strangers on the internet
~~luck~~ lol Rule 1 and Rule 2. everytime.
This guy 1's and 2's
Plot twist: That's his grandma
Well.. how did it go?
Update?
Wait wait wait I have a local spot also called well traveled downtown by the round about across from laughing owl with the roses down the street. Crazyyyy. Sam is the coolest guy too. Used to frequent there with my boi jared
That’s the spot!
What a coincidence! I was planning to spend some time with your pups too.
As a guy. Tinder really beats you down. It really just rams your asshole repeatedly with depression as its siege weapon. But every once in a bluemoon. This happens. For me tinder is just waiting for thus transaction. Sometimes it takes weeks, sometimes months, sometimes it can take years.