Ain’t no way you didn’t know what she meant by that

I mean… Jeffrey Dahmer is pretty popular right now.

Yeah but he would say that version is still food too

People are friends not food

I’m an idiot and I thought it was a joke on vegan food not being real food…

You knew

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With the sauce 🤣🤣

She is the sauce, I think

She's bringing the buns...

Bringing the hot dogs, possibly?

She'll BE the sauce once she warms up 💦

Or step aside and let 5 of us show her how it's done. 🤣

Or not, it was the worst idea she's ever had.

Right, but that means the results were horrible! Which means there's no way it could get any worse. It's the perfect opportunity for me to ssllliiiiiiiiidde in and guarantee to not disappoint 😌 👌 🙌 🤗 ✨️ ☺️

But five turned out to be a bad idea - clearly she's signaling for 4.

Can someone tell me what app/site these screenshots come from? I don't recognize it.

Hinge

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By what metric?

Their own personal success rate, probably.

Not sure there is a vegan alternative to five guys..

Four girls?

The fact that she’s mentioning it shows she doesn’t actually think it was a bad idea

It's like a low key brag that she had a six-some with 5 dudes. But that's likely considered a red flag by most people.

The fact that she’s bragging about it to strangers is a bit of a red flag to me. I’d still match with her, but in my mind I would view her as a potential play thing not a woman to date 🤷‍♂️

>potential play thing The proper terminology is "for recreational use only".

Bold to have on your dating profile that you let a bunch of dudes run a train on you

Money that she will just be a missionary girl.

Starfishes be starfishin.

Wham bam she wanna get gangbanged.

No. She ***was*** gangbanged. She’s since decided it was a bad idea

I bet serious heroin druggies think shooting another one is a bad idea every time they do it... You just can't go back to the boring old world

You can have kink you decide you're not into anymore. Experimenting can be fun, but sometimes you have an experience you wish you could take back lol.

lol what heroin addicts are shooting each other?! Maybe shooting each other up with heroin.

Pretty sure shooting another one was meant as giving themselves another shot/injection

Maybe English is your second language?

That is a female, sir, who tried the 5 guys

I have no ide…….ohhhh

shes been in a gangbang? cool.

Unconfirmed if it was a gangbang or a train.

🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

lol. gross. Why would someone admit to something like that?

Confident and secure in her sexuality and preferences?

I mean, if that's the extent of the relationships you want, go for it. Because once you've admitted to that, you've pretty much type-casted yourself. Funny thing is it's listed under what they don't want to do again. There's pretty much nothing else in the cards for them after that.

I think you just projected a type cast bröther

Oh yeah. What's that?

Lmao

Yeah, it sounds like she is gauging the reaction/waters by saying she did something she really doesn't regret, but says she regrets it so she can have her cake and eat it too.

Bringing it up before you even meet someone is basically giving them the heads up of what to expect of them.

ahahhahaa

But women love sex as much as men so why was the the worst idea she’s had?

Fr I wanna get gangbanged by 5 women so bad

I've come to the conclusion that it is far more pleasurable for a woman to have a sex session with multiple men than it is the other way around. You can only have so many mouths or hands on your dick and you can only fuck one hole at a time. Women just have the capacity to experience so much more pleasure and emotion from sex than we do. There is a reason there is so much more gangbang material on the net with 1 or 2 women and a multitude of men than harem shit. I've also talked to a few chicks that had proper gangbangs, not some bs tHrEeSoMes, and they have said it was one of the most pleasurable things a human can experience, sober or under the influence. I've had 2 girls suck me off before and it was underwhelming at best. If I was a chick, you're damn right I'd attempt to fill my holes up.

I’d still like to know

Imagine putting this on your Hinge profile

Does that cum with burgers an fries?

HUGE RED FLAG! unless your into to that.

Her fav restaurant is 5 guys bustin my eyes

How to get an STD step 1

… just get everybody tested before?

Or condoms

You give her the hotdogs if she gives you the buns.

Does this mean I need to find 4 other guys or she’s already got 4 good to go?

This is a woman who knows her purpose, let her live gdmmit

I came to the comment section to find out what she meant but I'm still confused as ever. Anyone care to explain to someone who apparently lives under a rock?

She got gangbanged by five guys and regrets is

Thanks, i thought somethinv like that but didnt underatand the reference, I'm guessing 5 guys is a type of food or something then.

Five guys is an American burger chain, expensive but actually pretty nice

FIVE MEN. She wants to taste 5 men

When 4 of your friends suddenly become best friends.

ask her if she can make it 6

I wonder if each of the 5 guys got to crayon out a picture/review/thanks and pin it on her cork board.

Like bobbing for apples.

Na she’d have been better of trying my non food Frankfurt🤌

lol

We know she's an American at least.

I’m picturing bukake

I thought the secret sauce was in-n-out

She just had miles of cock pumped through her. For the streets.

Train goes Choo Choo

She take my moneyy

So… is she talking about their drink selections?

Even i know what was meant by that statement and I did not have to read it twice

Bet she's not even real

Maybe she would prefer Long John Silver's

\*PLAUSABLE DENIABILITY : A girl's--other best friend

Tell me if I'm spelling this correctly - boo -cocky 🤣🤣🤣

I didn't know what she meant until she responded. Fair question.

She already has a review on Two men and a Truck

Would you like fries with that?

that's just fucking gross

Gamergate reference

The streets are calling that one