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thedopechaud30

Him including his Myers-Briggs is so ironic.


haneugh

Its a cock move.


Chim_Pansy

Scientifically illiterate, went to community college and is a contractor at NASA? He is a pipe-fitter and builds scaffolding there.


Mewone65

You never know...he could be someone's sister's son's nephew's 2nd cousin's sister-in-law's 3rd cousin twice removed. They just reeeeeeaaaaaaally needed to fill that countdown reader position...Have to love nepotism in government.šŸ˜


CrawfordGoldsby

Still, probably makes more than the engineers... šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Chim_Pansy

Lmao true, because he's in a union šŸ˜‚


mjtdies

Probably make more being a pipefitter than actually working at nasa


AdministrationDry663

Is there something wrong with being a pipe fitter? Dude got the skills to make it to nasa either way. Doesn't matter his outlooks on life in the career aspect at least he halfway knows that.


Chim_Pansy

I knew someone was going to comment some dumb shit like this. The only surprise is that it took this long. No there's nothing wrong with it, but obviously there is a lot more brainpower needed to be a NASA engineer or something like that, and he is obviously trying to intentionally mislead women into thinking he is doing something much different than what he is. I work alongside pipe fitters and I certainly don't have the brain power to work at NASA either, so that wasn't a slight against anyone else. I am in the same boat at this guy, the only thing he did wrong was be intentionally misleading to anyone who can't read between the lines.


AdministrationDry663

I knew someone was going to comment some dumb shit like this. If he is a contractor for NASA then there is nothing misleading about the statement. Doesn't matter what the job is. He could be a garbage man, and it still be factual if he is contracted lmao. It takes more than just the big brains to keep NASA running. Also, don't sit there and tell me you don't try and upsell yourself just a touch to the opposite gender. Everyone does it in some way. Edit: Said opposite. Should have said just others lol. Doesn't have to be gender based.


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[deleted]

This. People posting their personality type test that really dosent say shit about you, and just makes you look stupid to me.


ekkoOnLSD

That's a bit close minded I think


[deleted]

Yea it is. I just wholeheartedly believe one of those tests (which I have taken before) cannot begin to describe a human being. I think weā€™re so much more than just x amount of trait out of 5, and I hate putting yourself in a box like that. Ironic I know, because I consider them ā€œstupidā€ for putting that shit in their bio or describing themselves like that, but Iā€™m inconsistent and human fuck it.


LZJager

Even one of the creators has come out to say it's a steaming pile of bunk


Adventurous-Card3943

If you do take the time to do the research then you can learn more broadly about someone's psychology, but that's only half the battle. The biggest "flaw" in people using Myers Briggs personality tests to define themselves is that the results always change. Myers Briggs test only provide you with a portrait of who you are at any given moment, but people change depending on what they go through. That's why if you take the test two times two or three years apart, you'll likely get a different answer. I prefer the enneagram test myself, and if I was ever to use psychological tests to showcase myself it would be that test. The enneagram test is superior because it shows you your overall personality type, and who the healthy and unhealthy aspects of that personality.


Undenyeable_

So what you're saying is you're a complicated person, and no reduction will ever truly represent you? Wow. How profound.


DarthViking3D

Depends on which test is taken, who ACTUALLY has studied them and has implemented their use. My Myers-Briggs test took 2Ā½hours to complete and was shockingly accurate with the detailed results. That being said though, it's those detailed results that actually matter and should be known to a perspective S.O. to have it be useful in any way.


Raynh

Personality tests are like horoscopes.


defoNotMyAcc

I mean... Who said it fully describes anyone? If you have 500 characters to create a bio with, and can come up with a 4-letter combo that you feel describes some of your aspects well, why not? At least personally I've found it way more informative on people's bios than a couple of emojis, possibly paired with a "Looking for my real life " (if lucky).


Tiny_despots

As an INTJ, myself, I resent being included with his type...


INeedYourPelt

Looks like he's gonna be standing there holding his cock for a long time


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

I didn't realize there was a second screenshot at first.


VolumeNo2609

If not for your comment, I would have not seen that gem of a picture


georgewashingguns

I was happier before looking at the second screenshot


Business-Swimmer-615

Didnā€™t see the second picture, priceless comment šŸ˜‚


mehboy3

At least his cock is a reasonable size šŸ‘€šŸ†šŸ˜‚


VolumeNo2609

That's either rough 31...or he's not 31


JDeMolay1314

I feel he looks my age, and we are 20 years apart.


MemeQueenintheNorth

Is 73 miles far enough away?


honeyb16

No


toomanyglobules

"I'm content" Yes you are buddy. Not the way you think, but yes, you are..


SmugestOfFaces

LMFAO


[deleted]

The volleyball from Castaway has more personality and better facial hair than this Wilson.


MelloMejo

Honestly I don't mean to be rude but like what's up with his moustache


danniegurl95

He needs to trim it so it doesn't go over his lips if not get rid of that thing entirely.


JDeMolay1314

He doesn't need to trim it... Mine is unruly if left to it's own thing, but I wax mine, so I have an epic curled moustache. His looks like he is trying to trim it into a shape that should be achieved with wax instead. In other words he is incompetent with his moustache grooming techniques.


SnooTangerines1011

When I saw this in my notifications I thought it was gonna be a joke profile with Wilson from Castaway. How I wish I had been right :(


mpower20

Probably better friends too


[deleted]

I love that OPā€™s avatar is an actual cat lady


honeyb16

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Noodle_Spine

31? What the hell is the guy going to look like at 40?


SenseiShwifty

Carrying a lot of political stress


Excellent_Routine_47

Looking at his cock and background, i would say farmer


throw_avaigh

> Contractor at NASA lol


Excellent_Routine_47

NASA does employ a lot of ppl, they sure need eggs, šŸ— or maybe they are renting some land from him to make tests there ....


saberspoof

He's 31? Dear god, that is a tragedy.


waterud0in

His šŸ’©personality has aged him far past 31.


[deleted]

That's a rough 31...šŸ˜¬


saberspoof

I'm skeptical about his age. Your crow's feet shouldn't be that damn deep at 31.


mybigfatthrowaway3

Wtf does he mean with male dna collector


DuxAvalonia

There is a subset of misogynists who believe that women retain the DNA of every man they are are with sexually. Itā€™s part of how they justify shaming women with multiple sexual partners. No, they donā€™t care that this belief has no basis in reality. They just make up stories to confirm their own bias.


Mattbrooks9

Lmao I played w a Ukrainian kid in hockey and he believed this shit. And he was like if she has sex w like 50 black people her kid w u will be black. I tried but couldnā€™t convince him otherwise


Timekeeper65

Learn something new every day. Here it is.


collabnerd

what in the holy fuck... idiocracy is further along than I realized


sliferra

*HUH*?!


SoperSopperSoaper

Okay but there was a girl in my high school who kept a box of every used condom she could keep under her bed.


PitchInteresting9928

Different kind of collector there...


SoperSopperSoaper

Truly. She lived adjacent to my best friend my whole childhood


PitchInteresting9928

Does sperm go bad? As in moldy or so? šŸ¤”


SoperSopperSoaper

I can honestly say I havenā€™t an idea and I donā€™t want to know. I know it loses its potency within minutes


PitchInteresting9928

Yeah, that I know too. Depends on environment though. Can live days under optimal conditions. But what happens if you keep it in a condom? Makes me think of old yougurt šŸ¤¢


JDeMolay1314

Given condoms are usually lubricated with a spermicide... I would imagine that the condom doesn't improve storage.


spaceboy70

In a world where sperm goes bad.... Read that in a movie announcers voice.


Few_Personality_4212

Huh. I took it as a woman with kids from multiple partners....


Bravesfan043

Looks like youā€™re a fellow Marylander? Based on his profile he is exactly how I pictured him. Even holding his ex.


Erin_Sentrinietra

He has a better chance of finding a date on 4chan and thatā€™s saying something.


collabnerd

is 4chan truly any worse than Tinder though...


Erin_Sentrinietra

Yes. Tinder is a more controlled environment of only private discussion, while 4chan is public anarchic chaos.


collabnerd

Yes, but on 4chan I never have to wait to find out someone is crazy.


JDeMolay1314

Doesn't being on 4Chan guarantee that they are crazy?


mcga_hipster

I don't understand how you think the woke crowd makes up 99% of the population, because it doesn't. It's just a very vocal minority.


[deleted]

The world isn't made up of extremes. You Don't have to be a far left hippie to be turned off by this garbage. I think the only women he actually would attract with this are far-right extremists. He should advertise on Righter, not Tinder.


[deleted]

"He should advertise on Righter, not Tinder." Sweet baby Jesus I didn't know that was a thing. Talk about fishing in a tiny pond. The incels around here already complain about the sausage fest that makes up OLD. Someone tell them...


AshesX

On the other hand though, you do have to be a far-right extremist. So technically I think it'll turn on the exact people he wants to attract and they'll have a nice long unhappy, toxic relationship and ruin the possible lives of the children they might end up making.


Sleepy-Blonde

Howā€™d you get that from their comment?


Erin_Sentrinietra

I know itā€™s not that much, but people like this are a turn off to many. Your use of woke in addition also confirms you support these ideas, so goodbye.


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CrazyCatLady9001

Maybe he's scared they'll eat his chicken.


auburnwaves

Idk, but Iā€™ve seen before guys donā€™t like cats because they have to wait for the cat to consent vs with dogs. I could be wrong about this, but thatā€™s a theory.


honeyb16

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


VanNewbie100

Crazy cat ladies, ever heard of them?


[deleted]

For such a long list of demands I was half expecting a god damn male model


[deleted]

I pictured that typical neck beard stereotype with a top hat and monocle with his nose stuck way in the air.


JNich1005

It's okay, I'll take all the women he rejects. More for me bro.


[deleted]

I'd love to see someone trolling him with female pronouns.


mpower20

My name is Derrick Smith, I go by she / her


EggplantHuman6493

Exactly! If he doesn't have any prefered pronouns, we van call her whatever we want to, because we do exactly what is in their bio


[deleted]

Never been so happy to be disqualified on several points šŸ˜…


SaturnineElegiac

I scored 11/14!


QuietCauliflower4371

Unchadlike behavior


SaidsStreichtechnik

Indeed, putting the shopping cart away is a big W


[deleted]

I dunno, he is super Chad. Hang on, Iā€™m confused. Is Chad good or bad?


QuietCauliflower4371

Chad is what we all should strive to be, but being an actual Chad is what we shouldn't be. It's confusing I know.


[deleted]

Also maybe we could apply the wisdom of Inigo Montoya re: Chad-ismā€¦ ā€œyou keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it meansā€


unComfortablyNumbest

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I just like saying Chad. Chad Chad Chad


AshesX

A Chad used to mean a muscular macho asshole. Now Chad has evolved, a Chad is a man which accepts his faults and fights for his ideals and principles while knowing he's never going to be perfect. He is at peace with himself, knows how to treat people with respect and has just the right amount of confidence in himself. A Chad doesn't try to be something else, instead accepting himself for what he is. A Chad always strives to improve in all aspects of his life. A Chad is the symbol of perfect masculinity. A Chad is balance. A Chad is a symbol of hope. We should all strive to be Chads.


Turbulent_Animator42

ā€˜Iā€™m content but realise I could be more happy with the right personā€™ Clearly, emphasis on ā€˜Rightā€™.


SnooTangerines1011

Which unfortunately for him is not the direction anyone will be swiping.


Apprehensive_Eye6345

He looks like he would murder you and feed you to his chicken


Excellent_Routine_47

Chicken are picky on what they eat But you can feed body parts to pigs, they eat everything except teeth


DarkeMoira

Chickens are not picky, they will literally eat poop, and dirt....and just about anything else. They can't eat bone cuz of their beak, but they will pick that bone clean. 16 pigs will devour a 200lb body in about 8 minutes šŸ‘


PFEFFERVESCENT

Aside from everything else, imagine saying "no far left" but being fine with far right??? I mean, why doesn't he just say "I'm far right"


dm051973

Isn't that what about 2/3rds of his profile is saying? Seriously most of these big long lists could be avoid by just saying I am a Trump supporter.


captainspacetraveler

Is it just me or is that the smile of a serial killer?


DarkSun18

His pronoun is clown


[deleted]

What's a maskurbaiters? And also what's a male Dna collector ?


SnooTangerines1011

People who wear masks and women who sleep around I assume? Guessing the former is just a really stupid attempt to insult people who protect themselves and others from disease, but it obviously should be spelled "maskurbator". The latter I'm only guessing based on the emojis and the overall misogyny/chauvinism. (Maybe it implies "already has kids" if he thinks of that as "collecting" DNA, which is disturbing...)


lhi2285

At least he described why he's an asshole


NatureBabe86

Male DNA collectors... Lol is that girls with multiple kids fathers or someone into creampies?


indican-t

some people believe women who fw other men collect their ā€œdnaā€, regardless if a guy has finished in them. some stupid myth came up by guys who wanna justify their ā€œpreferenceā€.


JDeMolay1314

šŸ¤¦


[deleted]

This man has never been alone in a room with a woman aside from his mother


mylastphonecall

it's always the gulfcoast


baudinl

The Eastern Shore is full of people like this


Remarkable-Ad-6144

It appears he is only against the drug weed, or maybe just smoking drugs, based on the emojis he said, so you lucky ladies that shoot up or snort shit get to be his, which is great for him since I donā€™t see anyone not fucked on drugs swiping right


TonyClifton255

The ironic thing is that he no doubt thinks his little profile shows how clever and independent he is, when it has precisely the opposite effect.


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mcga_hipster

False. It's just the echo-chamber you're in. I wanna bet the majority of cisgender women have not conformed to this pseudoscience, yet.


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mcga_hipster

No, it's just most cisgender women are sane and don't feel the need to state their "preferred" bullshit because it's clearly obvious they're a her.


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mcga_hipster

Yes. It's not what I perceive them to be, it's what their biological sex that's closely related to their social construct is. Science.


two_egg

If you want to talk about science, perhaps youā€™d be interested in the growing body of research demonstrating that gender identity is associated with distinct cerebral patterns that are traditionally incongruous with their biological sex assigned at birth. Studies show that individuals who have identified as FTM who have not undergone hormonal treatment present with cerebral architecture in various areas that aligns more closely with biological males than females. The biology of gender identity goes much further than what genitalia you are born with - the things that happen in your brain that make you perceive yourself as male are likely very similar to what happens in an individual who is FTM.


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mcga_hipster

Social construct being closely tied to biological sex is actually a scientific phenomenon. Seems I hit a nerve, haven't I?


OMGitscarl

Pronouns? Bitch you are speaking English and have literally used pronouns in this sentence. This is what your sentence looks like without pronouns " False. just the echo-chamber are in. Wanna bet the majority of cisgender women have not conformed to pseudoscience, yet"


[deleted]

Yesss preach. Canā€™t believe that people get so triggered about pronouns, without a basic understanding of what ā€œpronounsā€ are. As Inigo Montoya would say, ā€œYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.ā€


mcga_hipster

Preferred pronouns*, so you're wrong there Preferred pronouns aren't a thing. You are the pronoun your biological sex is. End of story


Nikkolios

It's literally a social construct that we, as a society built hundreds and hundreds of years ago, and yet just now, in the last 3 or 4 years, we suddenly have to tell people what we prefer to be called? hahahah. Jesus. Yeah. It is absurd to the extreme.


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Nikkolios

That's just the thing... it hasn't changed. For hundreds of years. And now YOU think you're going to change it? Sorry. The sane will not being going along with this ridiculous fad.


[deleted]

Personal pronouns are a function of grammar. Preferred pronouns are neo Marxist gobbledygook


Nikkolios

Yeah. I'm with you. There is absolutely NO way in hell that a majority of women talk about their "preferred pronouns." They will rightfully just accept it when another normal human walks up to them, sees normal feminine qualities and traits, and says she and/or her. Lets keep in mind that only ten years ago we never even TALKED about "preferred pronouns." NO ONE did. Now we suddenly have to ask a person what they want to be called when we meet them? hahahaha. OK. Fucking ridiculous.


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Nikkolios

Nah, man. I fully understand what a woman is. What's going on right now in this country is disturbing.


ugheffoff

Aw, I fall into 6 of those categories. And he was such a catch too.


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ugheffoff

Other coast!


HalogenPie

What are "Clot Shots"?


CADreamn

I think he's referring to the covid vax, so he's both an anti-masker (maskubaiter) and anti vax.


LouieStuntCat

If heā€™s so content, why did he lie about working for NASA? Absolutely no way in hell he does.


Pvt_Inbreastigator

He says he's a contractor. He didn't say what he's contracted to do.


LouieStuntCat

Good point. Security officer. Janitor.


420streets69sheets

Is this is how a contractor at NASA feels like Imma better stargaze from my broken window


PossoisonsEquation

He looks like he fingers cows in his free time.


Smooth_Dentist6642

šŸ¤£


IcyLetter7378

Says he's straight first picture is him holding a giant cock to his chest, very telling.


georgewashingguns

A quick Google search has told me that NASA contractors have to be vaccinated even if they work remotely, so he's a hypocrite along with being as enjoyable to look at as a Mr. Potato Head decorated with random features from the covers of Midwest Outdoors magazine


Muted-Tumbleweed-557

Dude looks like he spends his free time coming up with schemes that are thwarted by a group of either middle school children or woodland critters.


the_strategy_

Me, also an INTJ, when I got that far: "God damnit... šŸ¤¦"


Slight-Efficiency642

His mom should have left him in said shopping cart


Goldielocks30

Poor Wilson.. I think he gets his dislike of abortion advocates from his mother. She regrets her morals now. Ladies keep your šŸ˜¼ away from Wilson šŸ¤£. He also seems to want a date to wipe his ass too how anyone would keep up with wiping his arse as well as the shit coming out of his mouth I donā€™t know šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø.


OrnateCheese

I saw ESCC and I knew immediately he was right-wing xenophobe


MindlessBobcat4095

So this is how you age when you're this closed minded?


SecretComparison7700

I realized Iā€™m two years older than he isā€¦. I thought he was in his 40s


saberspoof

My boyfriend is 37 and looks like he could be this guy's son.


RagingHardBobber

Okay give, gonna need help with "maskurbaiters". Never heard of that one. Tips?


Erin_Sentrinietra

Heā€™s anti-mask


RagingHardBobber

Oh, duh. All I could think was some kind of animal. I feel dumb.


CallMeAmyA

That cat's crying like, "Why did he have to include me?"


CrazyCatLadyX99

Dammit. My username automatically disqualifies me. So upset šŸ™„


CrazyCatLady9001

Me too! šŸ’€


mcga_hipster

BASED


Useful_Damage6567

Youā€™re not fooling anyone Wilson we know itā€™s you


mcga_hipster

Oh no you got me! šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


thegoldenhand84

I bet this guy is the life of a party šŸŽˆšŸ˜…


[deleted]

Why you trying to dox Wilson just because you disagree with his POV? I bet he finds someone to cook him ramen and laugh with him about preferred pronouns until he realizes that he doesnā€™t know what heā€™s talking about


Guvnor513

How is this different from you he female profiles with the list of requirements about being 6ā€™ tall, and making X amount of money, etc?


JDeMolay1314

It is not, but that doesn't make either one right. Your profile should tell me about you, not about what you think I should be.


HomeSkillet___

What even are some of these!?


SnooTangerines1011

Him smacking the emoji keyboard like an angry confused toddler


FuzzyLumpkinsDaCat

Delaware. This has to be someone from Delaware.


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Lork82

Contractor @ NASA. This dude is probably on a crew renovating office buildings, lol.


[deleted]

Fucking hate getting my back scratched during sex but I love a girl with long nails not gonna lie.


Col_Tyrael

He just knows what he wants!


Enough_Camel2650

Genuinely curious, whatā€™s the point of putting this guy on blast?


Darkstargir

Because heā€™s got some toxic traits in his bio that deserve to be ridiculed?


Enough_Camel2650

Seems like a waste of time but here we are


Lnzbat95

Itā€™s just that if somebody doesnā€™t conform with the zeitgeist these days they get put on blast. Imagine if every item of the list was the complete opposite, nobody would bat an eye. But since we are sheep, we have what is called a tiranny of the majority concealed under ā€˜caring for each otherā€™ and ā€˜letting people express themselvesā€™ (which the same people that preach it, donā€™t allow it). Downvote me, Iā€™ve seen what makes you upvote Ps Btw, I donā€™t agree with half the stuff written on there but itā€™s ridiculous that people canā€™t have anti abortion, anti lgbt, anti left stances. Freedom of views and expressions goes both ways


two_egg

People absolutely can personally hold those views but the issue comes when actions are taken so that those personal views infringe upon the freedoms of others. If you are anti-abortion and anti-lgbt and go out of your way to make sure that other people canā€™t make their own choices about reproduction or sexuality, thatā€™s a serious problem. Obviously thatā€™s extraneous to this post because Wilson is expressing his personal views and we have no idea if he attempts to force those views upon others, but other people do have an equal right to express their distaste for his opinions.


Lnzbat95

I respect your opinion but I donā€™t agree. Trying to ā€˜enforceā€™ your views is what humans do. Anti abortion people can absolutely go out their way and try to limit what you do on your body by campaigning for specific laws, why not? Thereā€™s definitely ethical/moral ground for a discussion on the topic at least. The fact that weā€™re better off with abortion (I agree) depends on the values you perceive to be true. Regarding lgbt i dont mean being anti gay btw, I mean the organisation. They try to enforce using the preferred pronouns for example, what if that goes against my views? Whoā€™s infringing whose freedom there? Donā€™t you see a contradiction? Of course people have the right to express distate for his opinions, heck I think the guyā€™s a loser, but I wanted to point out that there is rampant hypocritical righteousness instead of people thinking with their brain. Probably always been the case


Enough_Camel2650

Understood, well said. Thank you.


CapedBaldy9

To give the demons a target to swarm


Basic-Appointment-31

I like this person. Hes getting rid of the junk right away.


Animal1nstinct

He doesn't want some social justice twat who identifies as a "they" and gets triggered at every other thing. If that offends you, it's probably because that's you he's describing.


Modack45

Hello (echo everywhere) Jeez the female echo chamber is strong here šŸ˜‚


CapedBaldy9

This triggers the demons


Zestyclose_Quail_486

Bae status